No Man's Land 2009

[SWAT Team]

[Pump It by The Black Eyed Peas hits and the scene opens up to a jam packed Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne Australia. Pyro's shoot off thru the arena and the SWAT Tron lights up with the S.W.A.T. banner, which then fades to background with highlights of the 8 women competing in the tourney tonight interspersed with the song. The scene then switches to the commentary booth as the songs fades, S.W.A.T. stalwarts Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton waiting by.]

Jeremy Tucker : G'Day SWAT Land and welcome to Australia! Boy is it good to be back!

Andrew Fulton : Finally don't you mean Jerry, boy is it good to be FINALLY back.

Jeremy Tucker : (rolls his eyes) ... come on Fulton, don't tell me you are going to start up allready?

Andrew Fulton : You know it, SWAT has been back for how long now? Almost a year, and we are just getting back on the air now.

Jeremy Tucker : (totally ignoring Fulton) ... Tonight fans, we crown the S.W.A.T. WORLD WOMEN'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! 8 Women, competing in 7 grueling matches, finally bringing womens wrestling to the forefront, and we ain't talking no strip club diva search contestants here baby, these are 8 of the finest Women competing in the ring today. Real wrestlers!

Andrew Fulton : Women's wrestling has long been overlooked in today's wrestling world, and SWAT is proud to lead the way in pushing these very talented women to the top of the tree where they belong!

Jeremy Tucker : Looking at these brackets Andy, i would say any one of the 8 could win this thing, and be more then a deserved champion.

[The brackets come up on the screen as they continue to chat.]

Kokoro Morizumi Vs Veronica Rodriguez

Jamie Dearmon Vs Kaycee Tanner

Brandi Vs The Fury

"Wildcat" Lynn Brewster Vs Jade

Jeremy Tucker : That last match especially catches my eye, those two have been the backbone of the Women's division here in SWAT and that would of been a tremendous main event.

Andrew Fulton : Well, thats the way the brackets lined up Jerry, bad luck for the one who loses it, but to win this thing you need to be the last women standing, they were going to face of sooner or later. Lucky for us its while both are fresh and we could be in for a treat in that match.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi has been very vocal in her quest to win this tonight, and she will meet up with The Fury, who has certainly stirred the pot some in the build up.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi will demolish her, and is a good chance of winning the whole thing if you ask me, which i take it you were.

Jeremy Tucker : Then its Kaycee Tanner up against Jamie Dearmon, The Tanners are like royalty in SWAT, having been the heart and sole of the federation since its inception, and its great to see Kaycee going around in this.

Andrew Fulton : If anyone around here is SWAT royalty, its me Jerry, and Dearmon ain't to be underestimated, she is a very ambitious women.

Jeremy Tucker : (shakes his head in disgust at Fulton's ego) ... and kicking things off for us tonight ... Veronica Rodriguez hooking it up with Kokoro Morizumi.

Andrew Fulton : Rodriguez really been making a name for herself here in SWAT since our return, and i don't know much about Kokoro, apart from the fact that she dislikes almost everything to do with this company, its women's division and most of everything else to do with us, for which i blame you Jerry, if it wasn't for your stereotypical portrayal of our company, then these foreigners wouldn't judge us so harshly, you really have a lot of blame headed your way.

Jeremy Tucker : I have never ............

[“Good Girl” by Mad Capsule Markets blares thru the arena interrupting Fulton, and Kokoro Morizumi makes her way out thru the entrance, she looks at the crowd with indifference. Kokoro is decked out in a matching ¼ leg length biker short and tank top combo in blood red, with black spider webs on the chest of the tank top, and her symbol of a black winged skull with a heart-o-gram eye patch over the left eye in the middle of the web. The outside parts of the biker shorts have the same Winged Pirate Skull with spider webs coming out from them. She wears blood red shinguards that read Kokoro on the outside in black, and jet black kneepads. She enters the ring, still ring, paying zero attention to the crowd.]

Andrew Fulton : And there she is Jerry, the women could well shock the world and win this whole thing on her debut.

Jeremy Tucker : I hope not, to hear her sprouting on about destroying our federation and such, really, i hope Vero knocks her stupid.

[The intro to MisSunderstood by Earshot plays as the crowd stands up in anticipation. The lights start to dim as the lyrics start to be heard.

At the instant you hear the following verse of Can't you run a pyro shoots up from the entrance ramp as Vero walks out to the ramp with her fists raised to the air.

She begins to walk down the ramp as the song continues on after and... She arrives at the end of the entrance ramp and looks at the crowd around her in excitement then runs towards the ring and slides under the ropes.

She is seen posing on the upper left turnbuckle taunting the crowd. She then sits on the turnbuckle waiting for the ref to ring the bell.]

Andrew Fulton : Woah, thought for half a second we were going to get all the lyrics then.

Jeremy Tucker : (Gives Fulton an annoyed glare) ... Referee Nick Tsalazidis our official for the first match tonight, and he looks like he wants to pat down the women.

Andrew Fulton : Go for it Nicky! You Dirty Dog! (barks like Charlie Sheen)

[Again Jerry stares at Fulton in annoyance, but only momentarily, as Kokoro charges in barging past Tsalazidis and knocks Vero silly with a Roaring elbow.]

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Kokoro wasting no time getting this one under way. Did you see that roaring elbow!

Andrew Fulton : Did i what! This women means business here tonight.

Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis starts admonishing her, but Kokoro brushes him aside, paying him no heed and starts laying the boots into the fallen Vero.

Andrew Fulton : Rodriguez blocks a boot, and then sweeps the legs out from under Kokoro kipping up to her feet to the roar of the crowd.

Jeremy Tucker : Rodriguez then nails Kokoro with a beautiful drop kick. She goes in for the kill, but Kokoro saw her coming and stops her dead in her tracks with a spinning Uraken backfist.

Andrew Fulton : Rodriguez drops to one knee, a trickle of blood dribbling from the corner of her mouth courtesy of the backfist.

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro straight onto Vero, no wasted movement, nails her with a couple of Stiff Knife Edge Chops.

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro is lethal in there, Vero looks a bit shaken, perhaps having under estimated this new comer.

Jeremy Tucker : Vero fights back, with a couple of hard shots, then throws Vero into the ropes, bouncing off with her renowned speed, and jumping up, nailing Kokoro with a nice Hurricanrana.

Andrew Fulton : Flashy, she is going to have to keep up that speed though i think to have any chance here, Kokoro is a savage in that ring.

Jeremy Tucker : Indeed she is, Kokoro fights back, this time her sending Vero to the ropes, Vero uses her quickness to charge back at Kokoro but Kokoro was ready and waiting and nails Vero with a tilt o whirl shoulder breaker.

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro follows that up with a Muta style One-hand Bulldog.

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro then hooks Vero and drills her with a Butterfly Suplex!!

Andrew Fulton : Wicked move! Kokoro with the cover, 1 .................

Jeremy Tucker : ........ 2........... Kick out! Rodriguez kicks out. Very impressive.

Andrew Fulton : Impressive? Kokoro is the one who is impressive, Rodriguez is hanging by a thread, this Kokoro is a dang killer!

Jeremy Tucker : Rodriguez gains back control with an Enziguri, she then delivers a reverse DDT, then a Springboard Clothesline.

Andrew Fulton : Rodriguez goes for a cover.

Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis drops for the count .... 1 ................. 2 ......... kick out by Kokoro.

Andrew Fulton : Rodriguez frustrated with the kick out, points to the top rope and the fans go wild.

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro getting to her feet, and Rodriguez launches with a missile drop kick ... ouch! Kokoro moved to the side and just about took Vero's head off with a hard round house kick to the head, and Rodriguez slumps to the mat.

Andrew Fulton : Thats it, its all over now!

Jeremy Tucker : Vero took the risk and it backfired.

Andrew Fulton : Crash and burned is more like it!

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro lifts up the near dead weight of Veronica and plants her to the mat with a devastating Double Underhook Sit-Down Powerbomb! The Tokyo Lemon Drop!!!

Andrew Fulton : Nasty!

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro not done yet, she hoists Veronica up once more, Standing Fireman’s Carry into a Spinning Michinoku Driver II (Also known as the Landslide) ... Valkyrie Buster!!!! Thats it, its all over now ... Kokoro covers ........... one ............ two .............THREE!!! Its all over, Kokoro Morizumi advances to the second round with a convincing victory over Vero Rodriguez!

Andrew Fulton : Wow, a few girls in the back just sat up and paid attention right then, what a debut, Rodriguez a great wrestler in her own right, and Kokoro made mince meat out of her!

Jeremy Tucker : A definite contender right now, if she has her way, and from that exhibition, i dont know who can stop her, then we could all be a lot of trouble here. We'll be right back.

[SWAT Team]

Kaycee Tanner Promo

**PRE-RECORDED**

[The scene opens up to a park. The bright sun is shining down from the clear blue sky as a group of kids play a game of touch football. The camera zooms over to a bench a little ways away, where The Best Kept Secret of the Southwest, Kaycee Tanner, sits. She is sporting tan khaki shorts and a red tank top. In front of her, frolicking on the grass is a little chihuahua with a green collar.]

Kaycee: Good girl Jade. Yes, who's my good little puppy? You are, aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are! Such a good little puppy!

[Kaycee pats the little chihuahua on the head and hands it a treat, smiling as it hops up and down in appreciation.]

Kaycee: Yes, your not at all like your namesake, are you? Your actually able to listen and pay attention when your betters talk to you. You don't make asinine statements that make no sense and pick fights you know you have no chance in winning. No, you just wag your cute little tail and beg for treats like the good little puppy you are. Jade could learn so much from you.

[Kaycee smirks.]

Kaycee: But she won't, because she's Jade. I almost feel sorry for her.

Almost.

[Kaycee pats little Jade's head again, then notices a group of people talking somewhat loudly. The group moves a bit and she sees a little Dachshund (weiner dog) with a red sparkled collar attempting to hump everything that moves.]

Kaycee: Brandi! Bad dog! Get back here!

[The little dachshund yelps, and slowly starts making its way back over to the bench.]

Kaycee: Y'know, the last time I spoke, I told little miss Dearmon I didn't know anything about her. And now, I wish I'd never asked. Let me let you in on a little secret Jamie...

You aren't god's gift to wrestling.

This is SWAT dear. You walk into this place, fight two matches and expect everyone to just bow down to your whims? That's not how this works. You don't walk in and get handed anything. And you certainly don't fight two matches, lose one, throw a fit and then demand to be treated like your the greatest thing ever.

This is SWAT. This is TRADITION. You want something, you EARN it. And you, dear? You haven't earned anything besides my kicking what little is left of your brains out of your skull.

[Kaycee picks little Jade the chihuahua up and places the dog onto the bench next to her, patting its head and giving it another cookie. She looks out to see Brandi the weiner dog humping a tree, and rolls her eyes.]

Kaycee: You wanna talk about respect? What the hell have you DONE to earn respect? Not a darn thing. I've spent the last four years of my life dedicated to this business, hurt my arm, shattered my knee, almost broke my neck, and I'm still here! Because this business is my passion, my lifeblood. It runs through my veins!

I had hoped you were different. I hoped I'd find someone else in this tournament, in this business lately, who I could trade blows with at the end of the night, come out with a mutual respect for the war we had in that ring. But apparently, I was wrong.

I am so sick and tired of people like you, always whining about what they 'deserve.' The only thing you 'deserve' Jamie, is an asskicking by my hands.

So, being the nice and helpful girl that I am, I'm going to help you earn EXACTLY what you deserve, Jamie.

Kaycee: My name is Kaycee Annabelle Tanner. I am not some stick thin prima-donna barbie doll who learned how to do a few headlocks and thinks that's all it takes to be a Champion. I am a World Class WRESTLER, trained by a multitude of former World Champions, honing my craft to be the BEST that I possibly can. I am a LEGACY! my last name is synonymous with "awesome," and it's taken me awhile to get there, but it's time for me to take my place in history as the first SWAT Women's Champion!

SWAT was built on the blood, sweat, tears and HONOR of guys like Nick Collyer, CK Panic, Genity Howard, Paul Soutter, and my very own little brother, Adrian Tanner.

As God as my witness, I will NOT allow the prestige of SWAT to be sullied by the likes of whiny crybabies, primadonna skanks, and useless dogs like Jamie, Brandi and Jade.

The SWAT World Women's Champion deserves someone with respect holding it. With honor. But most importantly, with TALENT.

And that someone?

Is me.

Kaycee: At No Man's Land, the future, and the Women's World Championship... belongs to me.

[The scene cuts back to show Kaycee Tanner, in real time, standing in front of a row of lockers backstage.]

Kaycee: And the future starts NOW. Jamie, your about to get Futureshocked.

[Fade.]

[SWAT Team]

Brandi promo

Brandi is in the lockerroom. Shes doing some warmup exercises when shes approiached by SWAT Roving reporter Albert Austin. She pretends not to see him.

Albert: Brandi, you seem all set to get to the ring. Any comments on Kokoro Morizumi from what we all just saw.

Brandi:..standing up right, then bending back in another position. Yeah, shes got a nice apple shaped little ass. And that tanktop would look great on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Albert: Umm...I meant, any comments aboiut her win over Vero?

Brandi: taking a seat as she catches a breather Well..she won...and Vero lost, other than that I dont know what I can say to help ya there Bud.

Albert: I can see this isnt going to be easy...

Brandi: On the contrary pal, It IS gonna be easy. First Im gonna take Miss Fury and bend her little body in ways that she hasnt seen since her Senior prom. Then after I shorten her by about 3 inches with my Piledriver, Im gonna roll her limp body over and slowly crawl over her and pin her. And I HOPE the ref is a slow counter...HAHA!!

Albert: And I hope the kids have all been put to bed.

FADE

[SWAT Team]

the Fury promo

The Fury have seen Kokoro win and the two promo,s.

The Fury: That Japanese girl could win it all when nobody stop her,no that ain,t my mission first kicking some bimbo ass.
Yes I saw two promo,s the first off a proud but weird girl honey you got guts calling your dog Jade.
I know Jade she won,t like it a bit you better hide the dog before she is gone Jade style.

The Fury take a sip water before address the talk of Miss South Bimbo Brandi the former Beauty Queen turn wrestler.

The Fury: Brandi sweetheart you don,t know else you hadn,t made a promise you can,t keep.
You get your own Senoir Prom but this time with closed legs and on your back with me handing out some punishment.
Girl I wanna respect you but I can,t me guy have never screwt behide my back or better said he wouldn,t dare.
You have been on your back so many time that most promoters handed the belt without a tournament.

The Fury is ready for some action let,s go back to ringside. Fade away

[SWAT Team]

Jade promo

(Jade is in the parking lot facing the camera in the background there is a row of cars. There is a murderous look in her eyes.)

Jade: "Very funny Kaycee Tanner! Oh you really like to take the stage and act like a comic don't you!"

(She glares even more.)

Jade: "However, here's something even more funny!"

(She nods towards the cars.)

Jade: "You see those cars Kaycee Tanner! There's six of them! Now there's seven women left in this tournament but only one that I seem to really respect a lot of and that's Kokoro!"

(She sneers.)

Jade: "However, the remaining ones I don't plan on sparing when it comes to their vehicles! Let's start with you Kaycee Tanner, the Southwest Slimebitch, who can't even compete unless she has a card with her families name on it! Don't worry you'll probably get by your opponent! You better hope it's not me or I'll really let loose a whole lot of grenades and gunfire!"

(She snorts disrespectfully.)

Jade: "Fury you won't even last past the first round unless that fat out of shape bodyguard of yours interferes to save your behind! Why I waste my time on you is beyond my comprehension!"

(She sneers again.)

Jade: "Then there's Brandi who just enjoys her dominatrix act! Why bother since you'll never want to actually wrestle me! Let alone want to face me inside a ring!"

(She scowls.)
Jade: "Then there is Jamie Dearmon or whover she is called these days! I don't think you are a real contender for this title! Just go back to the farm and wrestle for the Country Fair Wrestling Title! I'm sure the guys would hang their heads in shame once you beat everyone of them while you're drunk on moonshine!"

(Jade continues to scowl the same murderous look on her face.)

Jade: Then there is my longtime SWAT nemesis Lynne Brewster! Yeah the two top women in SWAT continue their bloody and violent war in this tournament! Don't think nothing is going to be settled in this war between us! Nothing ever is in war! It's going to be truly explosive since we're both eyeing the same goal and that's the SWAT Women's Title! Now speaking of explosive!"

(She holds up a detonator and blows up all the cars behind her.)

Jade: "That's exactly the way the competition is going to be including you Lynn Brewster! It's going to be true carnage! Carnage beyond belief! Yes Lynn that's what it's going to be between the two of us! The only thing is I'm going to be the one doing the destroying in my seek and destroy mission! I'm the one who is going to be the one left standing with the title! That's going to be the only result in this battle!"

(She lets out a terrifying war cry and holds it as the scene slolwy fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

Jamie Dearmon promo

Jamie Dearmon is seen arriving at the Dandenong Stadium with bleached blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, sunglasses on, full length blue jeans, and a black tank top with her gym bag slung over her left shoulder. As she walks down the hall, she sees SWAT roving reporter Albert Austin approaching her and a disdainful look crosses her face

Jamie: What the hell do you want?

Albert: Well first off, there have been reports that you've filed an $100 million dollar lawsuit against SWAT claiming that they defamed you by saying you were pinned in a tag match when you weren't the legal woman. Claiming that by doing so they hurt your value on the open market as a performer, cost you opportunities at work elsewhere, sponsorship deals as well as caused you severe emotional trauma. Care to shed any light on this?

Jamie: I have no comment on the matter, if you have any questions you can contact my lawyer. Right now my complete focus is on winning my Women's Championship and I don't need you trying to distract me from the task at hand, okay?

The reporter looks a bit taken aback

Albert: Fair enough then. Kaycee Tanner had some harsh words for you earlier, care to respond?

Jamie: Well, I was wondering when she would get around to responding to me. The fact that I was able to cut two promos, wrestle a match in New York and travel all the way to Australia before she even responded to me makes me wonder how badly she really wants this anyways. And for the record Kaycee, the predictable tripe you spewed was exactly the type of pathetic crap I was expecting from you. See, you showed just what a pathetic stooge you are for the corporate higher ups here in SWAT as you toed the company line, spouting the same lies and garbage about how this fed was built on hard work, honor and respect that they've been feeding the public for years. How does it feel to be nothing but a puppet for Heidi Harrison and Reginald Packer? Tell me Kaycee, do you just say or do whatever they want you to at the pull of a string? Are they going to make them dance for you like the little puppet that you are? And does that actually make you feel proud of yourself? One wouldn't think so, but apparently it is for someone like you whose so devoid of any redeeming qualities that the only way they can find happiness is to be an obedient little puppy dog much like the one in your promo for the evil empire here in SWAT. Oh, and for the record ... for someone who calls themselves the future and tells people they'll get "futureshocked" you sure seem to live in and glorify the past a lot.

Albert: I'm not sure that's ...

Jamie pulls her shades up and shoots him the evil eye

Jamie: Did I say I was finished you insignificant limped dicked little piece of shit? Now, back onto the subject at hand ... I never said I expected to be HANDED a damn thing by this company Kaycee. When I signed here, all I expected was fair unbiased treatment since I was making sacrifices and undertaking an embarrassing in ring persona in order to get my contract. But how was I rewarded? By unfair, biased officiating .. that's how! So I realized that if I wanted anything here in this company that I would have to grab this whole company by the balls, turn it upside down, and seize what I wanted for myself. Which is exactly what I'm going to do when I mow through you and anyone else who stands in my damn way.

And don't give me that crap listing the injuries you've suffered trying to make it, or saying how passionate you are for this business like that makes you any different from me or 95% of all the other wrestlers here in this shithole of a promotion. Listen bitch, I grew up wanting to be a wrestler from the day I saw it on TV, taught myself to wrestle in my backyard then at age 14 faked an ID so I could wrestle against men and get experience at any promotion that could take me. And you think I didn't suffer injuries then? Meanwhile I was also training in the art of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, winning national tournaments to the point where I became one of the top Jiu Jitsu practioners in the world. Then at age 18 I saved my money up and traveled to Japan where I was trained for 2 years in the art of Catch Wrestling. Sure, I suffered injuries, the training was brutal, but it was all worth it. So don't act like you're something special because you came from "wrestling royalty" and trained with some names in this business.

There's a fire and intensity in Jamie's eyes, a passion in her voice as she continues.

Jamie: That little reference, however exaggerated it may have been about learning to do a few headlocks and thinking that's all it takes to become a champion just shows that you still have no idea who I am, or what kind of competitor you'll be stepping into that ring with. I am one of the most dangerous submission artists on this PLANET and I can make your body bend in ways you didn't even know existed without even breaking a sweat. I can submit you and make you tap like the little bitch that you are from any position in that ring, no matter how precarious it may seem. If you want evidence, watch me pull off a flying Gogoplata in midair and choking out a bigger stronger competitor even as she powerbombed me off the top rope. And you know what? While there's a rule here that says the women can't fight men, if any of the Tanner males want to step into the ring with me for an unofficial bout I'd make them tap too.

I may not come from a family of famous wrestlers like you did Kaycee or have a "last name synonymous with awesome", but all that meant was that I had to work five times as hard to break into this business because I didn't have the connections ... to get the training I did, I had to actually impress the head of my Dojo on my actual skills and work ethic, not what my last name was. And when we step into that ring, all that hard work it's taken to get to this point will come to fruition as I make you scream in agony, writhe in pain and tap out as you BEG for me to show you some god damn mercy. It doesn't matter whether it's by a leg lock, armbar, omoplata, or choke ... the result will be the same in the end. You're just the first roadblock in the way of me achieving my destiny, something I won't let anyone .... especially you stop me from reaching. When I'm done with you Kaycee, the only word the last name Tanner will be synonymous with is "garbage". This fucking interview is over.

Jamie sneers and spits on the reporter before shoving him to the ground as she storms off in a fit of anger and the scene fades to black.

[SWAT Team]

Lynn Brewster promo

Lynn is seen somewhere backstage at the arena in Melbourne, and walks in her locker room, a camera crew following her closely. She turns and sighs as she sits down. She’s wearing a light colored tank top and her wrestling pants, her hair already pulled back. She pulls out a bag and finds her shirt, but sits it down before putting it on.

Lynn: Finally we’re at No Man’s Land, and already it’s been an interesting very night to be sure. You know Vero, you talk a good fight, but wow, to go down that quick was surprising as hell. I figured Vero, with all your talk that you would at least advance past the first round. Oh well, tonight you only proved what I knew you to be. Good riddance. While I’ll show you the path to the door, I will say my congratulations to your opponent. But Kokoro, if you think Vero was easy, I hope that is the LAST time you think that tonight. Because if I have any say in it, you will NOT leave Melbourne the Women’s champion. Only those that deserve to be here tonight…one of them will walk out, and I think we all know that comes down to two or three women, and given I’m one of them, and I don’t think you are, let’s just say it’s been nice knowing you.

Lynn picks up the shirt and slips it on and starts buttoning it, but stops after only a couple.

Next on the list we come to Brandi. Look, all I’ve really heard you do is BITCH about this, acting like maybe you should be handed this title or some such shit just because of who you know. Yeah well, if we were handing out titles based on who we know or our resumes, I would have had that title LONG before now. You think you can take me on? Well first get by Fury and then we’ll see. You know what? Besides one other person, you are the only person who I think might actually win their first match here. But that’s because….well Fury, you just down right drive me up a wall! Please, save yourself now, don’t go out to that ring, and you won’t get hurt. You seem to have some smarts to you, well wake up and realize you are in over your head.

Then we come to …..one woman I do slightly respect and I’ll only say Kaycee….I know you can beat Jamie Mae. Good luck there. Maybe it’s time after four years for Tanner versus Brewster. But then Jamie, I hear this crap of you filing a lawsuit about our match a few weeks ago? Give me some damn break! If I did that type of shit Jamie, if I filed lawsuits every time I think I was wronged, I would have been run out of wrestling by now. Cripes, what is with some women today?

Then Jamie, you seem to be looking at someone a bit close, and I understand that right now you are focused on Kaycee, and I don’t blame you. But Jamie, in the back of your mind are you forgetting you might be looking at me next? Despite all accusations lately and shit, guess what? One thing remains and that is the very simple fact that I’m…well better then you. I’ve been doing this longer, I’m the veteran here, while Jamie, you wanting to…well sound more like Jade then anything is annoying as hell. Suddenly you go from darling country bumpkin girl to tough badass woman? Do you think anyone will buy it, because I sure the hell aint!

Lynn shakes her head

Lynn:But you know what, fine, if you want to have everyone throw in your face that YOU were the genius that allowed herself to be misrepresented, that’s your choice, not mine. But Jamie, know this for future reference. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t play the hillbilly girl who acts all dumb and the badass. You better make sure you figure out your crap before you get in that ring. If you manage to get by Kaycee, and I get by Jade, then guess what? I KNOW how to beat you either way, and all the extra training in the world isn’t going to help you. The kind of knowledge I have you only accumulate with time and matches, not by just magically reinventing yourself.

Which finally brings me to Jade.

Lynn lets out a sigh.

Lynn:Jade the ONLY thing I can say is that you’re right, and the announcers are right when they said we are the backbone of this division. How many times Jade can we face each other before we run out of things to say, or to run out of ways to try and intimidate the other. But Jade, you have flaws, as much as you may not want to admit it. See, I know them Jade, I’ve been in the ring against you and with you, and I’ve picked them up, and guess what? I’m using them to MY advantage.

But as for your little demonstration, was that suppose to put fear in my heart, because if so, I’m sorry. It didn’t. All it proved to me Jade is YOUR fear. Oh I know, the ex-militant girl doesn’t know fear, they probably trained it right out of you, but its showing. Your cracks, you seeming to repeat yourself over and over. But the only time you got right is that the biggest match of the first round is us, and I am bringing not just my A game, but everything I can think of. Take the most determined you see me, and turn it all the way up.

Lynn stands up and starts pacing (and smarter people then this camera crew know that’s a bad sign).

Lynn:Jade, the only thing this match will prove is who is the better woman, who finally gets “one up” on the other. I know your goal, you know mine. All of us, with the exception of Vero, now that she’s being shown the door, is that we all want to be the Women’s champion, but me worse then anything in the world. And know I do NOT ever ask for anything to be handed to me, I earn them. Getting you in the first round just means that I know my opponent like no one else would.

Finally it happens, Lynn loses her patience and temper and kicks at the bench and overturns it, causing the camera guy to jump slightly.

But Jade, do you even THINK I forgot about something you did. I said before we all got to Australia I would allowed you ONE fucking chance to explain yourself, to explain your actions in that ring when we took on Vero and Jamie, and guess what Jade. In your “let me repeat myself a thousand times with this supposedly scary sound” style of yours, you DARED to overlook me being …..well ok, a lady and be ready to hear the explanation, to hear why you did it. I wanted to hear you say if you planned to do it, or if it was an accident, but no, instead you thought you would try intimidating me more, and in the process, you have TOTALLY pissed me off! No one, and I mean NO ONE disrespects me like you have, and doesn’t pay by my hand.

Well Jade, the time is here. Time to put up or shut up, and I plan on shutting you up, and doing such a great job at it that I don’t have to hear you run your mouth for a couple months while you recover from a damn broken jaw!

Jade, and whoever follows, know this. I’m in this to win it. It’s why I came here last summer, and finally I’m this close to my dream. You think you know me? You haven’t even BEGUN to witness the kind of carnage I can put behind me when the prize is this big. I’ll destroy whoever steps in that ring and I’ll show ALL of you what a true champion is about.

Camera fades to black as Lynn picks up her bag and throws it across the room in her anger.

[SWAT Team]

Jamie Dearmon promo

Jamie is in her locker room, stretching and preparing for her match. She's dressed in long black tights with JD in ornate red lettering on the sides and a black sports bra with the same lettering. She has a slightly amused look on her face as she turns and addresses the camera

Jamie: Lynn babe, what's all this you're saying about me filing a lawsuit? I don't recall confirming or denying that I did when I was asked about it, so I don't know why you're worrying your pretty little head over speculation and rumors when you should be focusing on more important things. One would think that somebody with your veteran wisdom would know better than to spend their time concerned over hearsay and rumors, especially when they have nothing to do with them or what's going to happen in that ring. And also, that was a real cute trick there you pulled saying I'm trying to act like someone you know I think is a blithering idiot. Either you knew it wasn't true and were just trying to bait me into getting upset and throw me off my game, or if you really think that's what I'm trying to do then maybe you aren't as all knowing as you think you are. If I wanted to be like Jade, I would be speaking in incoherent monosyllabic grunts and have gotten a sex change operation so I could possess the amount of testosterone necessary to be so damn manly.

Jamie winks at the camera and chuckles

Jamie: Oh, and do you think I give a rats ass if you think I'm a serious contender or not? If you really want to take me lightly and think that I'm just putting on a front, then be my guest ... it'll just come back to bite you in the ass once we do face. I can already see that you aren't paying close attention to what I've said, since you're acting like I just started training to learn submission now when I told everyone the extensive training I went through for years. Perhaps I need to get you a hearing aid, since it seems like you've gotten a bit hard of hearing in you old age ... err, I mean "veteran status".

Jamie pauses and smirks as she continues stretching, loosening up her hamstrings

Jamie: It's also quite amusing how you go on and on about being the veteran, all your past accomplishments, how great you are and people not being on your level. Because that's the exact same attitude your buddy Troy Poole had in the King Of New York Tournament over in SWAT Northeast. And what happened to him ... another "odds on favorite" to win? He needed outside interference to beat a curtain jerker tag team specialist named Andre Perez, then in the 4 way title match got knocked out and eliminated by a rookie who was in his 5th match in his entire professional career, not even making it far enough to be the last man eliminated. All his experience, all his accolades, all his supposed veteran knowledge didn't mean jack shit when it came down to it. So one would really think you of all people would know better than to look down at your competition the way you have so far.

Jamie shakes her head in amusement.

Jamie: The fact that you think you know you're better than me is quite hilarious when you can't even get your facts straight about me, when you haven't seen 1/10th of what I'm actually capable of in the ring yet now that I'm not using training methods that a joke like Vero Rodriguez said I should follow and have gotten back to what I do best, and the fact that we've never even met one on one before. Furthermore, your experience and the fact that you were some sort of pioneer in women's wrestling really means jack when it comes to here and now. You see, this business is ever evolving, and just because what you learned was good enough back in the day doesn't mean it'll be good enough against an adversary who brings something new to the table, an x factor that you haven't seen before. And you keep on not believing me, that's perfectly fine on my account ... I know you're too stubborn to admit that you could be wrong. I'll just have to teach you the hard way once it comes time for us to step into the ring together later this tournament.

Jamie grins as she stands up and stretches her arms

Jamie: Now Kaycee, the hour is drawing near for our match and it's time to make you the first example tonight of what happens to people who think they're better than Jamie Dearmon. And believe me I will take great delight in bending and contorting your body in ways you couldn't even imagine, until I make you submit and admit my superiority. You see, not only am I going to piss all over the so called SWAT "Tradition" tonight, I am also going take a giant dump all over the Tanner family legacy when I leave you lying broken and defeated in that ring tonight. Toodles, see ya in the ring babe.

Jamie laughs as she begins taping up her wrists and the scene fades to black.

[SWAT Team]

[The scene returns to ringside.]

Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back SWAT Fans, coming up next, we have Jamie Dearmon meeting up with Kaycee Tanner, in what promises to be one hell of a match. Jamie has been very vocal, in her complaints about her treatment from this company, and has really changed her outlook over the course.

Andrew Fulton : In other words, she came to her senses, and who can blame her. A talented gal like that being conned into the trailer park hillbilly slut role.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee Tanner doesn't have no such worries, she speaks from the heart, and the heart lies with S.W.A.T!

Andrew Fulton : What a suck job.

Fifi Fine : (ring announcer) ... LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FIRST ROUND MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM SNEEDVILLE TENNESSEE AND COMING IN AT 5'7 158LBS ... JAMIE DEARMON!!!

RATM- Bulls On Parade hits, Jamie makes her way out onto the top of the ramp and takes a swig from a bottle of moonshine then saunters slowly down to the ring with a disapproving sneer on her face.

Fifi Fine : AND INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA, COMING IN AT 5'8 & 146LBS ... THE BEST KEPT SECRET OF THE SOUTH WEST ... KAYCEE TANNER!!!!

The beginning piano chords of Ryashon's "Apologize" plays as a glowing gold star appears on a red background on the Swat tron. When the full song kicks in at :49 seconds, pyro in the shape of a star explodes overhead as the words "Kaycee Tanner" appear written in fancy writing in the star on-screen. "The Best Kept Secret of the Southwest" Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage and down to the ring, slapping hands along the way. She slides into the ring, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with her hand. She then 'cocks the 'gun' and fires, smiling as she does and jumps down to prepare for the match.

Jeremy Tucker : Thanks Fifi, both girls now in the ring, Lloyd Braun our official for this one.

Andrew Fulton : Fifi, how'd she get a gig in this thing?

Jeremy Tucker : I think its a great choice, Women's tourney, why not women Ring Announcer?

Andrew Fulton : Ground breaking. (Sneers) Lillian Garcia anyone?

Jeremy Tucker : (Ignoring Fulton as per usual) .. Braun calls for the bell, and we are underway. Both girls start of cautiously, circling each other, waiting for an opening.

Andrew Fulton : Look no further then our "new" ring announcer Fifi for an "opening".

Jeremy Tucker : Don't be disgusting Fulton. Still both women circling, now back the other way, both seem very wary, they move in and hook up, and jostle for position, both very evenly matched in height and weight, and Jamie breaks the hook up, complaining to Braun that Kaycee was pulling the hair.

Andrew Fulton : That no good Kaycee going for the hair, whats wrong with an even contest?

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee proclaiming her innocence, and they go to hook up again, again both jostling for position, this time Jamie does grab the hair, and forces Kaycee back into the corner. Jamie then releases the hook up, and aggressively shoves Kaycee in the chest. Kaycee doesn't like it, and shoves Jamie back, twice as hard, Jamie not expecting it, drops to the mat, and quickly jumps up to her feet, angrily.

Andrew Fulton : No love lost between these two vixens Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : None at all, Jamie screams, and lunges at Kaycee, tackling her to the ground, Jamie then starts pounding the head of Kaycee into the mat, Kaycee is able to counter, and roll her over, and then she lands a couple of right hands to Jamie, Jamie then rolls Kaycee over, then two are rolling around on the mat now scratching and clawing at each other, the Dandenong Crowd going wild.

Andrew Fulton : The crowd loving this Jerry, and so_am_I!

Jeremy Tucker : Both girls continue rolling around on the mat, and they roll right out of the ring, both thudding to the floor. They get to there feet, and Kaycee just reaches back and slaps the taste right out of Jamie's mouth.

Andrew Fulton : Ouch! Jamie felt that one, what a slap!

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie loses it, grabs two handfuls of Kaycee's hair, and rams her head hard into the ring apron. Jamie then continues with the two hand fulls of hair, and runs the head of Kaycee into the steel ring post.

Andrew Fulton : See ya later Tanner! Jamie just knocked her out!

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee is woozy, she could well have a concussion here folks here folks.

Andrew Fulton : Jamie rolls her into the ring, pulls her legs so they are around the ring post, and then pulls her back, crotching her into the ring post. Ouch, does that even hurt a women?

Jeremy Tucker : I'd say, probably not like a man, but Kaycee sure looks like she is feeling it. Jamie then with the legs around the ring post, hooks them together and jumps up, applying a figure four around the ring post. Referee Lloyd Braun instructing Jamie to break the hold, Jamie screaming at him to "ask her!"

Andrew Fulton : Figure Four around the ring post! Jamie with the Figure four around the ring post! She was telling us all about her submission style, and here is a perfect example.

Jeremy Tucker : Braun now starting a count on Jamie to break the hold, he gets to three, then four ... just as he is about to go five, Jamie breaks the hold. She gets in the face of Braun, snickering at him, then slides in the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Jamie with Kaycee right where she wants her here, she nails her with a leg drop, then a second, and then again a third. Three quick leg drops from Jamie to Kaycee, Jamie then drops for the cover, hooking the leg, Braun with the count ....

Jeremy Tucker : One ............... Two ......... kick out by Kaycee. Kaycee Tanner showing the fighting Tanner spirit that the Tanners are so renowned for here in SWAT.

Andrew Fulton : Give me a spell with this Tanner crap Jerry, Jamie is kicking her ass!

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie sneers at Braun, then runs and bounces off the ropes, planting Kaycee with a running knee drop to the throat.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee gagging for air, just how i like my women.

Jeremy Tucker : (ignoring Fulton) Jamie then locks on a cross arm breaker. Kaycee in trouble here, she is only half with it still, obviously suffering a concussion, and now Jamie has another submission locked on her, how long can she hang on?

Andrew Fulton : Ref Lloyd Braun in there asking Kaycee if she wants to submit, Kaycee glaring at him as she struggles with the pain.

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie continues to apply the pressure with the arm breaker, Kaycee valiantly reaching for the rope ... she made it! Jamie has to break the hold, and she isn't happy.

Andrew Fulton : Jamie angrily hoists Kaycee up, tosses her to the ropes, Kaycee bounces off, Jamie bending over for a back body drop, but Kaycee puts the brakes on and hits a swinging neck breaker!

Jeremy Tucker : Dandenong crowd jump to there feet as one in support of Kaycee, and she rallies. Kaycee Irish whip to nearest turnbuckle, running shoulderblock to the midsection, then Kaycee grabs Jamie and sits on the top turnbuckle, pulling Jamie, (who's standing) up, choking her.

Andrew Fulton : Jamie now on the receiving end, and Kaycee is choking the life out of her!

Jeremy Tucker : Braun now admonishing Kaycee, she ignores him until he starts the count, waiting for five to break, just like Jamie did to her.

Andrew Fulton : Tanner bending every rule in the book.

Jeremy Tucker : Fair is fair Fulton, she is just doing what Jamie did to her. Kaycee now with a handful of hair, and she is pulling Jamie up onto the top rope with her, both women now on the top rope, Kaycee jumps up, hooks the head of Jamie in her legs ... TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!!!

Dandenong crowd erupt in a Holly Shit chant

Andrew Fulton : Unbelievable ... Kaycee reaches over and drapes an arm over Jamie for the cover .... one .......... two .......... Jamie gets a shoulder up!

Jeremy Tucker : What a kick out from Dearmon! These two women putting it on the line here in this first round match.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee lifts up Jamie and nails a hammerlock back suplex.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee working this Dandenong crowd into a frenzy ... NO! Jamie with a Chop block ... and Kaycee crumbles to the mat clutching the back of her knee.

Andrew Fulton : Yes! Kaycee was pandering to these animals in the crowd, and Jamie took her Out!

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie works on the leg, continually stomping it. She grabs the foot and rams the knee into the mat. Then drops an elbow on the back of the knee.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee trying to get to her feet, she is hobbling, Jamie mocking her, and boots the back of the leg sending Kaycee to the mat.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee again back to her feet, but hobbling, Jamie again mocking her, Kaycee goes for a kick to Jamie, who catches the leg, still mocking Kaycee Tanner ... ENZIGURI!!! Kaycee Tanner with an Enziguri!

Andrew Fulton : Jamie too busy show boating, should of finished her off, Kaycee hobbles to the ropes, slowly climbing them. She is taking far too long.

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie back to her feet and lunges for the ropes, falling on the top rope and causing Kaycee to lose balance and topple down to the outside.

Andrew Fulton : Jamie takes off, diving thru the ropes and catching Kaycee with a Diving Hurricanrana!

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie putting on a clinic here tonight! Kaycee trying to fight back, but Jamie appears to strong, and just rams her into the steel barricading. Jamie then jumps up to the apron, taunts the boo'ing fans, and delivers a Springboard Apron Dropkick (ala Jericho).

Andrew Fulton : Thats got to be it!

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie tosses Kaycee into the ring and then slides in behind her, making the cover, hooking the leg. One ........ Jamie puts her feet on the rope for leverage ..... two ................. referee Lloyd Braun notices the feet on the ropes and stops the count. Admonishing Jamie.

Andrew Fulton : Come on Braun, who cares if the feet are on the ropes, what a stupid rule.

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie arguing with Braun, and Kaycee reaches up and rolls her up in a pin .... Braun quickly dropping for the cover .... one ................... two .............. Jamie breaks the pin.

Andrew Fulton : Phew, close call there.

Jeremy Tucker : Very close. Jamie tosses Kaycee into the corner, but Kaycee runs up the ropes, springboard hurricanrana into a pin ..... one .................. two ................ Jamie kicks out. another near fall.

Andrew Fulton : Unbelievable, Jamie hooks Kaycee and Single Arm DDT (Keeps arm pinned down after and follows up with several knee strikes to exposed elbow joint).

Jeremy Tucker : Jamie then whips Kaycee into the ropes, but Kaycee reverses and runs Jamie into the nearest turnbuckle, pushes her out, climbs the turnbuckle and jumps (with Jamie facing away), and grabs the opponents head bringing them down almost in a flipping diamond cutter type move. (it's John Cena's "throwback" from SD5, except done from the top rope instead of just plain behind.) BACK TO THE FUTURE!!

Andrew Fulton : Ok Doc Brown. Next you'll be reading out Hey Yo's letter to him.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee picks up Jamie and nails a perfect Rude Awakening neck breaker. she drops for the cover, its all over .... one ........... two ........... Jamie gets a foot on the bottom rope. Another near fall.

Andrew Fulton : This right now, is anyone's!

Jeremy Tucker : Both women make it to there feet ... OVERDRIVE!! Kaycee Tanner with the Overdrive (Elix Skipper's "Play of the week") on Jamie Dearmon! Tanner drops for the cover ................ One ....................... Two .................. THREE!!!! Kaycee Tanner advances! What a match!

Andrew Fulton : I don't believe it! I thought Dearmon had it in the bag ... she is not going to be happy!

Jeremy Tucker : She gave a gallant effort, totally re-inventing herself and by the looks of this match, the new persona means business, look out SWAT Women's division, she means business, Kaycee Tanner was just the better worked on the night!

Fifi Fine : WINNER FO THE MATCH AND ADVANCING TO THE SECOND ROUND ..... KAYCEE_TANNER!!!!

[Ryashon - "Apologize" hits as Kaycee makes her way back to the back, happy with the win but no over the top celebration, she knows there is a still a long way to go. As we fade a shot of a bitter Jamie Dearmon, she is not a happy camper.]

[SWAT Team]

Jade promo

(Jade is watching the television monitor and sneers at both what happened to Jamie Mae Dearmon and at Lynn Brewster's comments.)

Jade: "How did I know that you were nothing but a worthless country bumpkin!
What are going to do now Dearmon. Add this loss to your lawsuit! You did this to yourself and you deserved everything you got!"

(She looks at the camera.)

Jade: "Lynn Brewster in a matrter of moments we're going to be stepping through the ropes and tearing each other apart! Yes the two true main attractions in this division are going at it for as chance to advance and win the women's title!"

(She scowls.)

Jade: "Now if you think that I have to explain myself to you or anyone! You are sadly mistaken Lynn! I don't explain myself and don't have to explain my actions to anyone!"

(Jade's face begins to darken.)

Jade: "You really think that you can exploit any flaws you think you've found!
You are sadly mistaken! Who do you think you're talking too! Who do you think you're actually facing! You forget that I'm your opponent! Yes you think you know my so-called flaws! Let's not forget that we teamed up against those two early first round losers! So isn't it exactly the same with you too! You don't think I've discovered your flaws as well!"

(She squints and starts snarling.)

Jade: "So that's going to make things quite interesting isn't it Lynn Brewster!
Isn't that going to be something to see who's flaws are going to make the other win and move on! Yes you're right about one thing! We all want the SWAT Women's Title! We both want that title more than anything else in the world!
So only one of usm is going to move on to the next step to win that title! Only one of us is going to win! That's going to be me Lynn! It's not Brandi, Fury or possibly Kokoro! It's going to be the one who's more hungrier and determined to win that title! I's going to be Jade! I'm more determined and focused on this tournament more than anything else! I shall be the one who comes out on top! I shall be the one left standing in this war! It's going to be me! It's going to be Jade!"

(She lets out a terrifying war cry and holds it as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

Lynn Brewster promo

Lynn is seen sitting outside the arena in Melbourne, where isn’t quite certain, but it seems rather obvious she was trying to escape the crowd inside. She’s close enough so that when it’s almost time for her match she can be found, but that somewhere just isn’t quite obvious at the moment. She’s dressed and ready for her match, which is for certain. She’s sitting on what appears to be a crate of some kind, leaning against the building, her eyes closed. She seems to sense something and opens one eye and groans.

Lynn: Can’t a person find a quiet spot where she can collect her thoughts before her match? First I can’t find it in the arena, not even my own locker room, and now I can’t find it out here. You know, you guys are really starting to annoy me.

There is a shrug apparently from the cameraman who decides to not leave, so that Lynn opens both eyes and looks at the camera as if she wants to strangle the person holding it.

Fine, let me guess. You want to know if I got anything to say to Jade, or maybe Jamie, or ….hell I’ll crawl out on the limb here and say even Kaycee. Ok first we’ll start with Jamie, who is heading home. Basically, nice knowing you. I told you Jamie that you couldn’t do it. See I had the perfect thing to say to you, but before this numbskull of a camera crew could find me…you were gone. I simply was going to say that first off what Troy does is his own business, so please, we may be friends, but I don’t condone his actions or tell him what to do. Honestly, if he thought he needed Daniels to help him, the guy needs a good smack on the head from yours truly. But you’re packing your bags and getting the hell out of town, so nice seeing you, see you in a few weeks when I face in back in the States.

As for the person who beat you, Kaycee all I can say girl is I expected this. Something deep down told me that even if Jamie put up a hell of a fight, that you would come out on top, so to speak. You did just that, and you join Kokoro in coming one step closer to the prize. Good going, and good luck. See Kaycee, we’re on our own here, there are no friends to help us, there is no “family” to lean on. What each of us does, we do because we are some of the best women wrestles in this business. People might talk shit about you and me because we have family in the business. I know that type of pressure, I just hope you can handle it.

Lynn stands up and brushes herself off, but then leans back up against the building.

Which always leads right back to where it ended last time, and that’s you Jade. I was being a lady, I was being a fair competitor, but you know what Jade? If you would have asked, I would have told you that my superkick upside your head was because of your actions. I would have told you the fucking truth, but obviously you only want to know your version of the damn truth, which is just fine with me. Live in your own bubble Jade, believe what you want, but you know what? What happens when I pop your fucking bubble and you come falling to earth? Yeah…..you realize that I got the best of you.

As for talking about exploiting your flaws, I didn’t mean in the tag match. Way to put words into my mouth. I meant in ALL our dealings with each other. See there will reach a point where we seem to know all we can about each other, and I think we’re at that point. But are you SURE of that? What if I’ve held something, even the tiniest thing back Jade, that will be something you’ve never seen from me before, and well, wouldn’t this be the perfect time for me to unleash it on you? It is.

Lynn starts walking back towards a door into the building and then stops

There is one thing Jade that is eating at me and it’s your attitude. Look, I get that you want to try and scare people with this bad ass attitude of yours. Hell I was like you once, you’ve seen a taste of my temper and what it can do. But please, quit throwing it at me. I’ve heard the war cry so many times that it reminds me of the boy who cried wolf. He could only cry wolf so many times before they didn’t believe him. In your case, you do this war cry of yours trying to strike fear into your opponents, but this opponent? Knows that you can be beat. I know that you are trying to make me tremble in my boots when all it makes me want to do is silence you more. So please, just stop doing it with me. Otherwise I’ll just want to choke you that much more when I get you in that ring.

Lynn reaches the door and reaches for the handle.

You ready Jade for the biggest match you’ll have in SWAT so far? I hope so, because I know I am. Let’s get this on and see who gets one step closer to the prize and let’s see who might be catching up with Jamie at the airport.

Camera fades to black as Lynn goes into the building.

[SWAT Team]

Scene returns to ringside, Take me to the limit of T Spoon blares thru the arena and The Fury makes her way down the rampway to the ring, she is dressed in high heels, a body tight long dress with slits and big hair and great make up. She gets in the ring, get her heels off and pins out of her hair! She is accompanied to the ring by her bodyguard, The Flamboyant One, Belle May.

Fifi Fine : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FIRST ROUND MATCH INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM LITTLE ITALY NEW YORK N.Y .... ACCOMPANIED TO THE RNG BY THE FLAMBOYANT ONE, BELLE MAY ..... THE_FURY!!!

Hot Stuff by Donna Summer hits as a video of Brandi in the ring controlling various opponents plays. The images on screen cut back and forth between Brandi in the ring and in the gym in her Kick boxing workout. Brandi makes her way down the aisle, with a smug look on her face. She pauses to look along the security railing. She spots one of the more attractive females in the crowd and gives her a wink before making her way up the steps.

Fifi Fine AND HER OPPONENT, REPRESENTING THE HOUSE OF PAIN, COMING IN AT 5 '7 AND WEIGHT NONE OF YOUR CONCERN .... BRANDI!!!

Brandi sexily enters the ring, walks up to Fifi and just plants a big wet kiss flush on her lips. Fifi is frozen in shock, as are most of the Dandenong crowd.

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Brandi just planted a lip lock on Fifi!

Andrew Fulton : All we need is Heidi in there, and we got ourselves a ratings bonanza!

Jeremy Tucker : Keep it in your pants Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi very happy with herself, she is taunting The Fury ... who is being protected by Belle May. Belle May gets up in the face of Brandi, and starts pointing her finger towards Brandi, referee Bo Brady trying to get some order, instructs Belle May she must leave the ring, or he will boot her from ringside. right on Brady ... send that half wit Fury with her, and get Fifi back in there with Brandi!!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi smugly showing Belle May where the outside of the ring is ... OH MY GOD! The fury just snuck up behind Brandi, and she bite her, right on the ass!

Andrew Fulton : Ha! The Fury taking a mouthful of Brandi's tush! Never thought i would envy her.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi grabs at her rump in shock, turns around and is collected by a drop kick from fury. Fury follows up with a scoop n slam, then drops for the cover. Brady with the count .......... one ........ tw ... kick out by Brandi.

Andrew Fulton : Fury nearly stole one there on Brandi. Brandi angrily makes it to her feet and slaps the taste out of Fury's mouth. Fury takes the blow, and answers right back with a slap of her own. Fury then spinning karate kick. Fury grabs a handful of Brandi's hair, and throws her to the ropes, sending Brandi over with a nice back body drop.

Jeremy Tucker : Fury jumping up and down in excitement, she is very happy with herself, and looking for a pat on the back from Belle May. Belle telling her its not finished, and too look out ... but too late ... and Brandi crunches a knee into the back of Fury.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi then drops a knee onto Fury. Lifts Fury up and nails a inverted atomic drop, Brandi holds onto the position, then grabs both nipples of Fury and twists them angrily. NIPPLE CRIPPLE!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi grabs Fury and hangs her upside down in the corner, ties her hair to the rope and delivers a series of short jabs and savat kicks to her THE TREE OF HOE!

Andrew Fulton : Fury is tapped in that Tree of Hoe. Brandi slides out of the ring, and starts looking under the ring.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi looking for plunder under the ring, but Bell May having none of it, and drags her up from under there .... CRACK!!! Brandi just clocked Belle May with something she grabbed from under the ring. Its some sort of trophy.

Andrew Fulton : A trophy of a wrestler, and Belle May is out cold!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi is very pleased with herself. She looks at the felled Belle May and the trapped Fury, then at the trophy, and starts licking the trophy provocatively. This is disgusting!

Andrew Fulton : Says you!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi sticking the trophy in and out of her mouth now, this is getting too much ... S.W.A.T. is a family based product ... she is going to be fined heavily for these vulgar actions.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi then moves to the corner where Fury is trapped, and starts pointing the trophy towards Fury's crotch. she gently places the trophy over the top of Fury's crotch, then jumps up to the top rope, and springboards into the ring, her right foot stomping the trophy into NO MANS LAND!

Jeremy Tucker : Disqualify her ref! Come on Brady! That is grounds for a DQ if i have ever seen it.

Andrew Fulton : Brady? He is still checking on Belle May.

Jeremy Tucker : Of course he is.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi screaming for his attention now ... and he slides into the ring as Brandi drills Fury with the Lap dance spine buster.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi then signals its all over ... and nails Fury with a Date {No Means No} Piledriver! Brandi then cockily covers Fury, her crotch right in the face of Fury .... one ..................... two .................THREE!!! Brandi wins, and advances to the next round!!!

Andrew Fulton : Yes ... what match! Little boys will be rewinding this one over and over, and some older one's as well.

Hot Stuff-Donna Summer hits as Brandi celebrates provocatively in the ring. Raising the trophy triumphantly in the air

[SWAT Team]

Jade promo

(Jade is in the lockerroom checking off what's in her combat gear bag. She stuffs them in not missing a beat. She finishes and places it on her shoulders.)

Jade: "They say a good warrior is well prepared for battle! I'm always prepared for battle! I'm always prepared for war!"

(She glares into the camera.)

Jade: "Yes Lynn Brewster the time is coming in a matter of moments which are counting down! There's no other matches that can keep us waiting for the next chapter in our never ending war!"

(She scowls.)

Jade: "So you think you're going to try and fool me with that withholding stuff are you? Don't be deluded by thinking you can fool me with that! Maybe we were holding back from each other! Then again you probably were trying to create your own version of the truth! Doesn't it always happen that way with everyone!"

(She snarls angrily.)

Jade: "One of us is going forward into the second round to join Tanner, Kokoro and that wannabee dominatrix bimbo Brandi! One slot remains! One slot Lynn!
Which one of us is going to take that last slot! Something shall give tonight and one of us is going to be going on! Who will it be?! Will it be you Lynn Brewster
or will it be Jade!"

(She squints into the camera.)

Jade: "It's going to be real ugly in there and I know none of us will be holding back! Seeing that there's a title on the line makes it real high stakes! So none of us will be holding back! As for me war crying it's not some brat in a schoolyard or some lying little snot nosed punk thing! It's a warrior's thing! It's what two armies do when charging into battle! Oh I forgot you couldn't care less about a warrior's tradition! Then again you probably never served in the forces!"

(She whips out her Rambo Knife and holds it up.)

Jade: "I guess the great men of the armed forces who shout war cries are crying wolf too! Just tell it to their faces! Then again you wouldn't dare! So just a little bit of a reminder so I can irritate you no matter how much you deny it! I know we're going to let loose a lot of artillary and in the end after our bloody battle!
One woman shall be left standing to advance! I shall be the one who advances!
I shall never grow soft on any opponent! I shall be the one left standing Lynn Brewster!"

(She let's out a terrifying war cry and holds it as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

Brandi promo

Across the stadium, Brandi makes her way into the locker room and spots the Locker room camera thats set up She quickly walks towards it and holds up the trophy she used to secure her 1st round win

Brandi: I bet you all thought I was finished here in SWAT huh?? Well..go ask Fury how finished I am!! Go ask that Man Bitch Belle if Im finished!! You assholes have no IDEA how good it felt to drive Furys head into the mat..it made me so warm and wet!!! And mark my words, whoever I face in round 2 is gonna get the same treatment, Am I being clear enough here???

She gets as close to the camera as she can and screams into it.

Brandi: I want THAT DAMN BELT!! And If I have to break the neck of every BITCH here tonight to get it..SO BE IT!!!

Brandi storms away as the camera cuts out

[SWAT Team]

Lynn Brewster

Lynn is in some dark corner of the arena, one that has very little lighting other then what the camera crew brought with them. She sits there shaking her head, with what appears to be a slightly smile.

Lynn: Do you think I don’t know a good warrior is always prepared for battle? But tell me Jade, how did you even get by security with that arsenal that you lug after you? I mean, hell you can’t even take a bottle of water on a plane these days without the TSA having a nervous breakdown. But nope, you got machine guns and knives, and heaven only knows what else. I almost think you can’t fight without any of that stuff, that you are afraid to step in the ring armed with only one thing….your wrestling ability. Are you really that afraid that you must man yourself as if you are facing the Iraqi insurgents rather then a simple person who just happens to have more wrestling talent and ability then you do?

I’m ready to face you Jade, I was the first time I stepped in that ring and saw you standing across it. Remember those days, when you accused me of being Detorre’s associate? Yeah, you found out pretty quick that I’m my own person, that there are few people in this business I truly trust to have my back, people I have chosen very carefully, and hell, even now and then I don’t see eye to eye with even them. But think of it Jade, six other women have come before us, and for half of them, the dream is over, they won’t be the Women’s champion. We are the last of the remaining original eight, and only one of us can go on to face Kokoro, Brandi, or Kaycee. For one of us, we will suffer a loss, and one of us will get a hard earned victory over the other, but the question remains who will it be. Soon, very soon, we will find out who is the better…..well woman in this case. As for withholding stuff, do you TRULY know everything about me, do you truly think you know what could even remotely strike fear into my heart? Have you truly studied even say the last five years of my career, or are you basing what you know solely on what I’ve done in SWAT?

Lynn stands up and stretches for a moment then looks at the camera.

As for it getting ugly, that’s true. It’s going to be ugly because Jade because that’s the women we are. We’re not known for being Barbie dolls in the ring, we’re known for being athletes. I don’t know about you, but I’ve known since seven….yes SEVEN years old that I wanted to be a wrestler. Trust me, grow up in a family of boys, being the only “princess” in your father’s eyes and saying I want to be a wrestler just like you, because its what your father, its what four of your brothers are doing, and see the look of absolute horror on his face. I saw it, and it wasn’t pretty. I knew at seven I was in for a fight, and it would be one I fought until the day I retired, whenever that might be. It could be next month or it could be next year. I’ve already endured more then some men, and a weaker person would have gone down before now.

Then we come to your little war cry. You claim that all men utter it as they charge into battle. Well that might have been a hundred years ago, maybe even in other countries. But I thought most armies want stealth, the art of silence on their side, the art of surprise, at least from everything I heard. How many armies do you hear of taking their opponents captive by jumping in and screaming at them? Not many that I know of, instead they sneak up on their opponents, and take them prisoner. Well guess what Jade, while you might be the former and think your war cry will alert this enemy that you’re coming, how do you know this enemy isn’t already behind you, already knowing what you have planned, and is already pounced to win. You don’t. THAT is what a lot of today’s military is based on. You say you won’t grow soft, and I never implied that, but even in war there is a victor and a loser. Because Germany lost to the Allies in World War II, does that make them a “soft country”? Because Japan surrendered to us after we dropped a nuclear bomb on two cities, does that make them soft? Hell no, in fact look at all the advancements we made thanks to the Japanese, things that we can’t be certain we have now.

Jade, the time has come, are you truly ready for this? Are you truly for me to unleash on you, and….well defeat you? You said it yourself, only one of us moves forward, and I’ve made it quite clear not just since they announced this tournament would take place in Melbourne, but since I entered SWAT what my objective was, and that was to prove why the Women’s division of SWAT was tougher then some of the ones you’ll see in any federations. If you think I’ll be a pushover, that I’ll just let you beat me without a fight, you are sadly mistaken. This prize is mine, and Jade, save yourself the embarrassment and just……well don’t show up. But then, it might be nice if you did, so I can smack that condescending look off your face and show the other three women who are a step closer to the prize exactly who and what they are up against. A few have some predetermined idea of who I am based on the past. What they don’t know is that I’ve changed, I’ve grown, that every single match that happens. Every time I face someone I might learn something new, however small that something is. So Jade….just keep that in mind when you’re wondering how the fuck you ever lost to me.

Lynn walks off as the camera fades to black.