No Man's Land 2009

[SWAT Team]

Jade promo

(Jade has just seen Lynn Brewsters promo. She simply sneers as if she actually enjoyed it.)

Jade: "Very good Lynn Brewster. You nearly actually caught me off guard.
I never thought you had a goofy sense of humor. Yeah a real good one I might add. Real stealthy too."

(She turns serious.)

Jade: "Yeah Lynn the time is growing short and it's almost time for the true main event before the real main event and we know what that is for don't we?"

(She looks into the camera.)

Jade: "You think you can actually get to me with that stuff about thinking about knowing you! Excuse me you don't know how it's like to be in the jungle do you?!
You think you can survive an experience in the jungle other than those pathetic reality contestants on camera doing all those so-called challenges! I don't think so!
I've survived all my life and you think you can survive a jungle war! I don't think so!"

(She scowls angrily.)

Jade: "Let's look at some history, since you brought that up so conveniently!
All armies from the Romans on always used battle cries no matter what time or place in history. Oh there were times when stealth was needed. Still the battle cry meant everyone wanted blood and it was kill or be killed! Then again you aren't some military expert are you!"

(She sneers.)

Jade: "If I wanted to I would have simply went back and put riots down! It would have been so easy! Still I decided to remain here and I am always been a military person! Oh by the way Lynn I'm still in the building and I'm going to step into the ring on time and I'm going to be like a sniper with a laser target!"

She snarls as she sneers.)

Jade: "Yeah I must have rung your bell more than a few times if you don't want me to come to forfeit! Oh I'm sure you want that real badly don't you Lynn!
Then I can here it now!"

(She imitates Lynn Brewster.)

Jade: "Jade actually took my advice! I want to thank Jade for allowing me to get an easy pass in the first round! Or at least something stupid or ego driven! Well Lynn I'm not that kind of individual! Jade never backs out from a match in her life!She never backs out of a battle! This is no exception now is it! So keep dreaming on about wanting a free pass into the second round! I'm coming for you Lynn and I'm going to win and advance to the second round of this tournament! This battle is going to be mine Lynn! It's going to be Jade's! Oh and one last thing just so I show how much I regard your comment about battle cries!"

(She let's out a terrifying war cry and holds it as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

Back at ringside, Destiny's Child "I'm a Survivor" hits and combat explosions are heard and pyrotechnics explode as Jade enters ringside entrance. She stops turns and starts marching to ringside with an intense all business glare on her face.

Jeremy Tucker : Three first round matches down, one to go Fulton!

Andrew Fulton : The big one, Jade Vs Brewster, both women would make fitting champions, and for them to be drawn against each other here in the first round, its going to take everything they have just to advance to the second round Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : True Fulton, to the point that whoever wins may not be any condition to progress any further in the tourney.

Andrew Fulton : Lets hope not, i want to see these two tear each other to pieces!

Jeremy Tucker : (gives Fulton "the look") Jade now in the ring, and she looks focused.

"Cat Scratch Fever" hits the speakers and Wildcat comes out. She stands there, and when lyrics start she walks down to the ring. She gets on the apron edge, looking around at the crowd, then gets in the ring and removes her jacket, oblivious to any booing she's receiving, almost enjoying it

Fifi fine : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FIRST ROUND AMTCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM BANGKOK THAILAND .... JADE!!!!

Huge cheer for Jade from the Dandenong crowd. Jade glares at her opponent as she slowly removes her combat gear and jacket never taking her eyes off her. She simply snaps to attention when introduced before raising her arm

Fifi Fine : AND INTRODUCING HER OPPENENT, HAILING FROM SAVANNAH GEORGIA, COMING IN AT 6' & 200LBS ... THE WILDCAT ... LYNN_BREWSTER!!!!

Dandenong crowd boo's the Wildcat but she pays them no heed.

Andrew Fulton : Dandenong pigs well and truly behind Jade, figures.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Lloyd Braun calls for the bell and we are under way. Jade letting out a huge War Cry and rushing at Brewster, but Lynn was ready for her and catches Jade with a drop toe hold. Brewster then hooks Jade in a headlock and takes of, planting her with a hard bulldog.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster then stands over Jade and lets out a War Cry of her own, mocking Jade. I like it.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade snarls up at Lynn and sweeps her leg out from under her, then dives ontop of Lynn and starts pummelling her with hard punches to the head, face and nose.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster reaches over and grabs the ropes, referee Braun forcing Jade off of her.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn going for the ropes there rather then duke it out with Jade.

Andrew Fulton : She's smart Jerry, she is just playing with the head of Jade.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade goes on the attack again, connecting with a Muy Thai kick to the hip of Lynn, Jade again with a Muy Thai kick, this one to head of Lynn, and then another! Jade is brutal with these multiple Muy Thai kicks.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster charges in at Jade, but Jade catches her with a deep Japanese armdrag into a deep armlock, but Lynn rolls thru it, reversing it and locking a chicken wing on Jade. Lynn holds onto the Chicken wing, Jade then reversing it and tossing Lynn into the ropes, Lynn bounces off the ropes and surprises Jade with a crossbody, but Jade rolls thru on the cross body into a pin on Brewster.

Jeremy Tucker : Great counter wrestling by both girls ... Braun with the count ......... one .............. two ... Brewster easily kicks out. Lynn then with a hard forearm to the face of Jade, then another, and then a nice European uppercut!

Andrew Fulton : Brewster on the attack here ... charges in, running knee lift, right to the chin of Jade and her jaw smashes together!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn relentless, she quickly hooks Jade and drills her with a snap suplex.

Andrew Fulton : Jade looking in trouble here. Lynn hooks her ... belly to belly suplex!!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn signals its over, the Dandenong crowd jeering and boo'ing her, trying to encourage Jade to her feet as Lynn mounts the ropes. Brewster quickly sets herself and then flies with a Senton!

Andrew Fulton : No! Jade rolled out of the way!

Jeremy Tucker : Great save there from Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Jade crawls over to Lynn, and then locks on an ankle lock. Brewster howling in pain.

Jeremy Tucker : This is such an even contest, both women very evenly matched.

Andrew Fulton : Jade studies a lot of tape, and she knew that Senton was coming.

Jeremy Tucker : She sure did, and look at her go to work on that ankle lock, Lynn has to make it to the ropes and fast.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster desperately reaching for the ropes, and Jade just pulls her back into the ring. As she is pulling her in though, Lynn is able to do a sort of push up, and then roll inside, sending Jade over, and hooking the legs of Jade in a tremendous counter pinning predicament. WHAT A MOVE!

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster bringing it here, Braun drops for the count ......... one .............. two ......... Jade breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn doesn't give Jade a moment to reflect, and just jumps up and nails her with a drop kick flush to the face. Brewster then drills Jade with a hard back breaker!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn in control here now!

Andrew Fulton : Yes, but this is taking it out of them, whoever is to advance, will want to do so soon, because if they keep this pace up neither one of them will be any good in the coming rounds.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn drops for the cover on Jade, hooking the leg ... one ....... two ... Jade kicks out!

Andrew Fulton : Jade not done, she wants this just as bad as Lynn does.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn looks a bit angry now, with Jade kicking out, and she stands back, measuring Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Jade makes it to her feet ... WHAM! Superkick from Brewster! No ! Jade ducked ... Jade then connects with a Dragon claw strike, right to the throat of Lynn, who is then gasping for air.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade with another Dragon claw, this one to the chest, and then a third to the nose of Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Jade has Lynn reeling, and she jumps on her back, applying a sleeper.

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster struggling under the sleeper, she is one strong women, and supporting all of Jades weight on her back while Jade has the sleeper hooked in.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster backs into the turnbuckle, and rams the back of Jade into the corner. Lynn then flips Jade over in a snap mare, and then almost kicks Jade's head clean off her shoulders.

Jeremy Tucker : Wicked Shinning Wizard from Brewster!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn then pulls Jade to her feet, and presses her over her head, holding Jade up there.

Jeremy Tucker : What an amazing display of strength her from Lynn Brewster, holding Jade up above her head in a Gorilla Press, then she slams Jade down hard to the mat. Lynn splashes Jade and then covers .... Braun with the count ... one ............ two ........ Jade kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : These two throwing everything they have at each other!

Jeremy Tucker : They both slowly make it to there feet, Jade catching Lynn with a boot to the gut, then she plants the head of Lynn Brewster into the mat with a hard DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Jade just keeps coming back ... what a to and fro match.

Jeremy Tucker : But who is going to progress between both of these valiant competitors?

Andrew Fulton : Jade tosses Lynn out of the ring thru the ropes to the floor. She then dives thru them with a corkscrew plancha, executed to perfection.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade in the zone, and the Dandenong crowd lapping it up.

Andrew Fulton : Jade then reaches under the rung, and pulls out a table, quickly setting it up. She looks at the table, shakes her head, not satisfied, and pulls out a second table and places it ontop of the first table, she takes another look, and again shakes her head, still not satisfied.

Jeremy Tucker : She is a hard women to satisfy Fulton, Tong must be a virile man.

Andrew Fulton : Leave the wise cracks to me thanks Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade then reaches under the ring again, is she going for a third table?

Andrew Fulton : No ... she has something else.

Jeremy Tucker : Its some sort of propellant! Jade is drenching the two tables in that fluid!

Andrew Fulton : Jade drags Lynn to her feet, rams her head into the ring apron, and then drags her up to the apron.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade then places Lynn Brewster ontop of the top table. This is insane ... Lynn is going to be toast up there!

Andrew Fulton : Jade then pulls out a lighter and lights it up theatrically for the crowd. They are all silent, as Jade goes to bring the lighter to the tables, but Lynn strikes out with a kick to Jade, knocking the lighter out of her hand.

Jeremy Tucker : The lighter drops to the floor, and starts burning into the mat, staff run and put out the flams on the safety mat, as Lynn grabs a handful of Jade's hair, and drags her up onto the table with her from the apron alongside the tables. Lynn and Jade then both start exchanging left and right hands, each one harder the next, neither women willing to let the other get the better of her.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster jumps up and grabs Jade then, Code Breaker!!

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Lynn Brewster with a Code Breaker on Jade! Both women go crashing thru both tables!

Andrew Fulton : Brewster sacrificing her own body there to get one up on Jade!

Jeremy Tucker : Sacrificing herself is right, coming down on her back in that code breaker, she wore the brunt of the tables there for mine!

Andrew Fulton : Both women completely spent here, and lying on the outside, Jade looks under the ring beside her, and a smile comes over her face. She pulls out her Rambo Knife!

Jeremy Tucker : No Jade! Don't do it! You don't need it!

Andrew Fulton : Jade holding the knife in front of her, and she makes her way to her feet. Renewed strength, Lynn see's what is going on, and she somehow makes it back to her feet as well.

Jeremy Tucker : This could be going to far here Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Could Be?

Jeremy Tucker : Jade brandishes the knife at Lynn, and Brewster takes a wary stance.

Andrew Fulton : Jade looks again at Lynn, then the knife, turns around and throws it with everything she has .... right into a fragment of table.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade deciding against using the knife, she didnt need it after all.

Andrew Fulton : Lucky for her she did that, Lynn was just about to take that knife from her and make her a third hole!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn then charges at Jade, and spears her, right into one of the broken tables.

Andrew Fulton : What a spear. Lynn grabs Jade and rolls her into the ring. She looks at the knife and sneers, disgusted Jade would even consider using it in the match.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn then grabs Jade, but as she does, Jade counters, and takes her down, locking in a Cross Face! Jade with the Cross Face!

Andrew Fulton : Wow, where are they finding the energy to keep going after all they have dished out to each other.

Jeremy Tucker : Ref Lloyd Braun in there checking if Lynn wants to submit, but she wants nothing of it, and reaches out and grabs the nearby rope.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn then catches Jade with a Dudly dog!

Jeremy Tucker : Nice move from Lynn, she winds up ... Super kick!!!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn Brewster just nailed Jade with her Catscratch Superkick!

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster doesn't go for a cover ... instead she drags Jade to her feet, this could be a big mistake .

Andrew Fulton : Lynn throws Jade into the ropes .... CATATONIC!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn Brewster with the Catatonic on Jade! That has got to be it! She covers .... one ............... two .............. THREE!!! Wow! Lynn Brewster advances to the second round, after an epic encounter with Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Jade gave her everything she had, but on this occasion, it wasn't quire enough and Lynn Brewster is our winner.

"Cat Scratch Fever" by Pantera hits as referee Lloyd Braun raises the arm of Lynn in victory. Jade looking on in envy.

[SWAT Team]

Lynn promo

The camera crew follows Lynn Brewster into her locker room. Lynn takes off her outer top to reveal the light purple tank top underneath. She finds a towel and bottle of water and starts to dry off, then noticing the camera.

Lynn: Did you see it? I did EXACTLY what I said I would, and that was eliminate the biggest enemy here that I have. Now the field is cut in half, and I only have 3 women between me and the SWAT Women’s title. Question is, who do I get next.

Is it you Kaycee, and I continue my streak of proving that opponents who think they are my equal but instead they crumple before me. Jade did everything, said everything she could to try and throw me aside, but instead, she’s in this arena somewhere else asking herself “how did Lynn do it?” Pretty simple Jade. I told you that I was bringing my A game and then some, but you didn’t listen, you didn’t believe me. Well Kaycee, I hope you listened to what I said to Jade, because that goes for you. You talk about my drama filled life. Well at this moment, the only “drama” in my life is beating whoever I must to get that fucking title. I don’t care about your pedigree because you know mine is just as impressive as yours, but see, even if my nephew is running around Mid South, and my best friend around North East, guess what? What they do is their own damn business, this women’s title is about me, and only me. I don’t need anyone else’s help, just me. Can you truly say the same Kaycee? Oh I know you sent Jamie back to the States, but Jamie isn’t the same level of competition as I am. You already know what I’m capable of.

Then there is Kokoro and all I can say to you is that you handled your opponent pretty easy as well, but then Vero didnt seem to be on her game like she usually is.

Finally there is Brandi. You know Brandi, last time I looked this is pro wrestling, not some fucking porn film, so next time take your antics elsewhere. That type of stuff you did…..I’m surprised that someone didn’t show up and pull the plug on this whole thing on the spot. You almost blew it, and I mean killed, not blew in the way you do your guy, for all of us.

I know I’ll face any of you, but know this. That title is MINE for the taking, and if you want to try and stop me, go for it. Go ask Jade what it was like to be on the receiving end of a catatonic, ask her what it’s like to face a woman who can wrestle for an hour and still be fresh as a daisy. You don’t get that type of training sitting around painting your nails, you get it by actually DOING it. So whoever is next, know that I’m not some weak pussycat in the ring, I’m all fucking business. I entered this tournament with one goal, and one goal only, and that is to cement my destiny here. I said this division would be one I ruled, one built on MY back, and if any of you three have ideas of stopping that, there will be hell to pay, and I’ll be the one delivering it. Got it? Good. Now as for you all….get the fuck out of my locker room.

The camera backs up and out the door as Lynn slams it in their face and then fades to black.

[SWAT Team]

Scene returns to the ringside. The beginning piano chords of Ryashon's "Apologize" plays as a glowing gold star appears on a red background on the SWAT tron. When the full song kicks in at :49 seconds, pyro in the shape of a star explodes overhead as the words "Kaycee Tanner" appear written in fancy writing in the star on-screen. "The Best Kept Secret of the Southwest" Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage and down to the ring, slapping hands along the way. She slides into the ring, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with her hand. She then 'cocks the 'gun' and fires, smiling as she does and jumps down to prepare for the match.

Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, and we are about to get the semi final round kickstarted with Kaycee Tanner going up against Kokoro Morizumi.

Andrew Fulton : Both women had convincing first round wins, Kokoro making short work of the highly fancied Veronica Rodriguez, and Kaycee Tanner getting by a valiant Jamie Dearmon in one heck of a match up.

“Good Girl” by Mad Capsule Markets blares thru the arena interrupting Fulton, and Kokoro Morizumi makes her way out thru the entrance, she looks at the crowd with indifference. Kokoro is decked out in a matching ¼ leg length biker short and tank top combo in blood red, with black spider webs on the chest of the tank top, and her symbol of a black winged skull with a heart-o-gram eye patch over the left eye in the middle of the web. The outside parts of the biker shorts have the same Winged Pirate Skull with spider webs coming out from them. She wears blood red shinguards that read Kokoro on the outside in black, and jet black kneepads. She enters the ring, still ring, paying zero attention to the crowd.

Fifi Fine : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMI FINAL MATCH UP SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA AND COMING IN AT 5'8 & 146LBS ... THE BEST KEPT SECRET FO THE SOUTHWEST ... KAYCEE_TANNER!!!!

Kaycee waves to the fans who give her a very friendly and encouraging reception.

Fifi Fine : and introducing her opponent, hailing from Tokyo Japan and coming in at 5'7 & 142 lbs ... KOKORO_MORIZUMI!!!

Dandenong crowd show there disapproval for her, as she ignores them, scowling at Kaycee. Referee Bo Brady calls for the bell and this one is under way.

Jeremy Tucker : Here we go Fulton, round two under way, the winner of this moving into the final to meet the winner of Brandi Vs Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Some great performances so far in this thing just to make it to the second round, but here is where we find out what these women are made of, and who can back it up two, and then THREE matches in one night!

Jeremy Tucker : They move in to hook up, and Kaycee throw Kokoro over with an arm drag. Kokoro gets up angrily to her feet and Kaycee floors her with another arm drag, dropping down and locking in a kneeling arm bar.

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro breaks the hold with a shot to the gut, then delivers another shot to the head of Kaycee. Kokoro then delivers a stiff knife edge chop to the chest of Kaycee. Ouch!

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee felt that one, but she is resilient and quickly answer back with a forearm to Kokoro. Kokoro whips Kaycee into the ropes and then leapfrogs her, Kaycee bounces off the next ropes, charges back in and runs into a jumping leg lariot from Kokoro.

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro lethal. She may be the most dangerous women in this thing.

Jeremy Tucker : She has the moves, no doubt, but does she have the engine to go three matches?

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro plants Kaycee with a hammerlock powerslam, then a tilt o whirl shoulder breaker. A couple more of them doozies, and she wont need an engine, it will all be over and she'll walk into the final relatively fresh.

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro must be channeling you Fulton, she's going for a cover, trying to wrap this one up quick, Brady with the count .......... one ................ two .... kick out by Kaycee. Easy kick out at that.

Andrew Fulton : Tanner is a fighter, she wont just let Kokoro into the final_that easy.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee Tanner fights back, with a Side headlock takedown, into a grounded side headlock submission. Kokoro forces her way to her feet, and sends Kaycee into the ropes, Kaycee bounces off and ducks a back fist uraken attempt by Kokoro, springboards off the opposite ropes and connects with a beautiful springboard dropkick!! The Dandenong fans appreciating that!

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee doing some homework on Kokoro it seems, she had that uraken well scouted!

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro back to her feet and Kaycee delivers a swinging neck breaker.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee then hooks Kokoro and drills her with a tornado DDT.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee with the cover ......... one ......... two ........ Kokoro kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee hooks Kokoro again, but Kokoro counters, and delivers an inverted DDT onto her knee.

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro then delivers some hard forearm strikes to Kaycee. She mounts the back of Kaycee, and pounds her with some elbow strikes to the back of the head.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee fights to one knee, and Kokoro sends her to the mat with a one handed Muta bulldog!

Jeremy Tucker : Kokoro then splats Kaycee with a Ron Simmons style lifting spinebuster!

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro for the cover ........ one ... two .... Kaycee kicks out.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee gets back on the offense with a snap mare on Kokoro, then a dropkick to the back of her head.

Andrew Fulton : Kaycee follows that up with a leg scissors into a DDT.

Jeremy Tucker : Amazing! Kaycee then with a brutal Rude Awakening neck breaker on Kokoro.

Andrew Fulton : Kokoro in trouble here.

Jeremy Tucker : Kaycee with a springboard hurricanrana into a pin ... Brady with the count ..... one .................... two ................. THREE!! She got it! Kaycee Tanner had that pin locked in tight after the hurricanrana, and Kokoro couldnt kick out. Great win by Kaycee Tanner. She advances to the final where she will meet the winner of Brandi and Lynn Brewster!

Ryashon - "Apologize" hits and the Dandenong crowd show there appreciation of Kaycee, standing and cheering her one, encouraging her she can go all the way, as he scene fades.

[SWAT Team]

Brandi promo

Across the arena, the sounds of the crowd fill the corridors. In the locker room, Brandi sits on a stool in front of a small table fan. She lifts her hair so the breeze blows on the back of her neck, allowing some relief from the humidity of the air. She glances at the camera, then smiles as she prepares to speak.

Brandi: Lynn Lynn Lynn..Such hostility and pent up anger. Tsk Tsk Tsk...

She pauses to adjust her elbow pad, then continues

Brandi: Im surprised they havent just declared you the winner already. Hell, with such a bad ass as you in this, whats the POINT in myself and Kaycee even hanging around, its so APPEARANT youre the baddest bitch in SWAT.

She pauses again and puckers her lips as she checks her makeup in the mirror.

Brandi: Ya know..maybe THATS it...maybe it IS just an APPEARANCE.

Almost on cue..a knock on the door is heard

Brandi: Lets TEST that theory, whaddya say? Come in...

A SWAT Ring crew member politely announces himself before coming in

Crew member: Brandi..ya wanted a few minutes notice before your match...youre up in a little while.

Brandi tilts her head and notices the reporters in the hallway. She motions for the gentleman to enter the room, closing the door behind him.

Brandi: Say..can ya do me a favor? Theyve been on my ass for the last hour or so, wanting a statement of some kind..can you PLEASE tell em Ill be talking to em after I face Lynn, and that Im actually in the shower right now...Youre a doll..thanks.

The guy nods and turns to leave when she catches his attention

Brandi: One more thing, I know Im a pest..sorry...tell me..are you..married by chance?

Crew Member: Umm..no..Im actually engaged. We're gonna get married in July, when she finishes her residency and...

Brandi: Ok..whatever...Come here for a second..I wanna show ya something.

He walks towards Brandi as she lifts her sport bra and reveals her large firm breasts. His eyes and mouth both gape open at almost the same length as she places his hand on one of them. She then removes it and fixes her top. She smiles as he leaves the room with a beet red look on his face

Brandi: NOW..Hes gonna go out there with a look of astonsihment AND a HARD ON in his pants, and tell them Im in the SHOWER. Those idiots are gonna interpret that he SAW my naked, heh..amazingly proportioned body and bet your ASS somehow, words gonna get back to his girl that he and me are fucking like billy goats in heat.
Ill smooth it over so she doesnt dump the loser, but still...the APPEARANCE is there.

She sits down and prepares to lace her boots as she continues.

Brandi: See thats what YOURE all about too..ISNT it Lynn? Youre the WILDCAT..The meanest bitch in the whole damn company. Nobody fucks with you and lives to tell it. And to an extent..its true. Youve done so much, won titles, beat men AND women and made a name for yourself from here to hell and back. To the eye that doesnt know any better, youre an island unto yourself..a loner who doesnt NEED anything or anybody. You really proved that when you knocked off Jade tonight. The female Commando killer..SHIT!! What a fight....you gave her a beating, ya wore her out.

She pauses as the point sinks in

Brandi: Lynn..you wanna know the REALITY of this whole thing? You wrestled, and BEAT a washed up, burnt out former Thai Special Forces soldier that is in more need of a good FUCKING than a ass kicking. Jades story is so old, its the same thing...
She makes a shit load of threats and then does everything with that rusty ass knife, SHORT of INSERTING it in herself and then lets out a scream that sounds like Bigfoot with his nuts in a sling. That might scare Mr Pornstar or Adam Haven..but thats about it.

See...your whole career has been aboiut APPEARANCES. You manage to say just the right things and PLAY the right game and, amazingly, and luckily for you.. they all buy it hook line and sinker. But this time its a little different honey. This time The Wild Cat is facing a WOMAN..not a mirror. Lynn..for ALL the psychological games you like to play, youve let YOURSELF be fooled along the way. You see me, and you say..this little rich, spoiled, Lesbo is gonna find out what happens when she runs into The WILDCAT.

Youre RIGHT Lynn, I do wanna know what happens when I run into you, I WANT to know what its like to stand nose to nose with you, inches apart. I WANT to know what its like to feel your breath on my face. I WANT to feel you strike me as hard as you POSSIBLY can. I WANT you to hit me with every intention of sending me to my GRAVE!! I WANT to see the rage and fire in those eyes. I WANT to feel your body against mine while we BOTH fight for our very survival. But you know what I want MORE than all of that?

Her eyes grow cold and steel like as she lowers her voice almost to a whisper

I want to feel your HEARTBEAT through your chest. Because that heartbeat, faster and faster, will be the signal that youre growing desperate, unsure of your ability to SUSTAIN ANY kind of hold on me. And when Youve given EVERYTHING your body and Soul can afford, and STILL youre just THAT short..when I roll your exhausted, spent body over and pull the sweat mattered hair from across your face; and youre barely able to open those beautiful eyes; Im gonna slowly and gently run my tounge across your brow and as I LICK the sweat from your forehead, and I taste the salty liquid on my lips..THATS when The Wildcat will Bait her final breath.

Brandi closes her eyes as she trembles for a moment, basking in the arousing description she just gave

Lynn...sweet Lynn, for all your cold hearted, devil may care actions; deep down, in your heart..you KNOW I can and I WILL be the one whose left standing at the end.
Bring me your BEST.... Wildcat.

FADE

[SWAT Team]

The scene returns to the Dandenong Basketball stadium, and we see Brandi walking down the corridor, she is waiting for her music to hit, and old time interviewer Albert Austin is standing by trying to get some last comments.

Albert Austin : So Brandi, any last comments before the match?

Brandi: Its time to pull the Wildcats tail!

Hot Stuff by Donna Summer hits as a video of Brandi in the ring controlling various opponents plays. The images on screen cut back and forth between Brandi in the ring and in the gym in her Kick boxing workout. Brandi makes her way down the aisle, with a smug look on her face. She pauses to look along the security railing. She usually spots one of the more attractive females in the crowd and gives her a wink before making her way up the steps.

Fifi Fine: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTERST IS A SEMI FINAL MATCH, THE WINNER PROGRESSING TO THE FINAL TO MEET KAYCEE TANNER AND BATTLE FOR THE SWAT WORLD WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, IN THE RING AT THIS TIME, REPRESNTING THE HOUSE OF PAIN, COMING IN AT 5'7 AND WEIGHT NONE OF YOUR DAMN CONCERN ... BRANDI!!! AND HER OPPONENT, HAILING FROM SAVANNAH GEORGIA, COMING IN AT 6' & 200 LBS .... THE WILDCAT ... LYNN_BREWSTER!!!

"Cat Scratch Fever" hits the speakers and the Wildcat comes out. She stands there, and when the lyrics start she walks down to the ring. She gets on the apron edge, looking around at the crowd, then gets in the ring and removes her jacket, oblivious to any booing she's receiving, almost enjoying it. Brandi just stands there in the middle of the ring, staring a hole right thru Brewster, not one bit intimidated and showing confidence and defiance. Lynn locks eyes with Brandi and see's the disdain Brandi has for her in them.

Jeremy Tucker : Official Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell and this one is under way. Big stakes up for grabs here Fulton, and Brandi looking very confident, she still hasn't taken her eye's from Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn not used to such defiance, and she seems to be angered by the lack of respect being shown to her from Brandi.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn walks towards Brandi and starts bad mouthing her, but Brandi just smirks at her, and shakes her head in disgust, she is not at all impressed by Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster loses it, and slaps Brandi hard across the cheek with a right hand.

Jeremy Tucker : But Brandi completely no sells it, and again smirks at Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi the master of head games, she knows her usual stick wont effect Brewster, and is going a different route, i like it.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn beginning to seethe, and she starts pointing at Brandi, poking her in the chest screaming at her, Brandi just stands there, ignoring her and staring a hole thru her, Lynn then irate, picks up Brandi and plants her on the mat with a hard Spinebuster.

Andrew Fulton : Big spinebuster from Lynn, she is not at all happy with the disrespect Brandi is showing her, and look at this, Brandi just getting up from the spinebuster like it was nothing, and now she starts bad mouthing Lynn, asking "is thats all that she's got?"

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster now completely loses it, and charges at Brandi, who was waiting for it, and hip tosses Lynn over. Brewster jumps back angrily to her feet, and is meet with a dropkick flush to the mouth from Brandi, how about this Fulton, Brandi is actually wrestling!

Andrew Fulton : She sure is, we have always known that she is very capable in the ring, but instead prefers to flaunt herself and play mind games with the opposition, appears tonight she is more focused on wrestling then mind games, which could be the ultimate mind game of them all.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi drops a knee to the head of Lynn, and locks her in a reverse chin lock, bad mouthing her all the time she is in the chin lock.

Andrew Fulton : I cant quite make out what Brandi is saying there to Lynn, but by the look on the Wildcats face, she don't like it none, and she is fuming!

Jeremy Tucker : Fuming is right, Brewster has a short fuse, and Brandi, for the good or better, is setting that fuse off here tonight!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn starts to power to her feet, but Brandi keeps the chin lock applied, Lynn still forcing her way up, and while Brandi holds on, she is actually mounting her back, as Lynn is now standing holding the weight of Brandi and the chin lock ... Lynn reaches over and angrily snap mares Brandi over, she then plants a hard boot, right to the small of the back, and screams at Brandi to no sell that one!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi clutching the small of her back, that was a brutal kick, and the Wildcat follows it up, with a elbow drop to the back, and then a knee. Lynn then picks up Brandi and crunches her with a hard back breaker.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster is irate, she is livid! She grabs a handful of hair of Brandi and rams her knee into the face of Brandi.

Jeremy Tucker : She wanted her angry, and she has got her angry. Lynn gets to her feet, mad as hell, and Brandi just jumps up from the mat and floors Brewster with a wicked Spear! Brandi is all business out here tonight, none of the usual flash we see from her, she wants this victory, and she wants that_title!

Andrew Fulton : Brandi grabs two handfulls of Lynn's hair, and just throws her across the ring, she then runs at Lynn and nails her with a big boot to the head!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi wrestling like i have never seen, she is having the match of her life! She picks up Lynn and whips her hard to the corner, quickly following in with a clothesline. Brandi then lifts up Lynn in a bodyslam position, but instead rams the back of Lynn into the turnbuckle, holding her there and hanging her upside down, with Lynn's legs trapped on the top rope. Brandi then grabs Lynn's long auburn hair and ties it to the bottom rope. The tree of HOE!

Andrew Fulton : Brandi relentless now, delivers a series of short jabs and savat kicks to the Wildcat!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi then roughly undoes the hair, pulling a few chunks in the process, she pulls Lynn up by the neck, her legs still draped over the top ropes, and locks her in a neck breaker, Lynn crashing down hard to the mat.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi is a woman possessed! She quickly heads for the top rope, and flies with a beautiful shooting star press!

Jeremy Tucker : No! Lynn got the knee's up! Great counter from the Wildcat!

Andrew Fulton : Brewster gets to her feet, and belly to belly suplex to Brandi. Lynn then nails her with a tornado DDT.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn Brewster back in control just like that! The stamina of this women is something else, she has allready been thru a gruelling encounter with Jade, and now a really focused Brandi!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn now heads to the top ... Senton Splash! She nails it!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover from Lynn Brewster, one ................. two ......... Brandi gets a shoulder up!

Andrew Fulton : Both women slowly make it to there feet, both spent, and Brandi gets on the attack with a karate thrust to the throat!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi then with a backstabber! The Polariod!! What a move! Brandi with the cover ............. one ............ two ............ kick out by Lynn!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn sent into the ropes by Brandi, but Lynn catches her with a cross body!!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn with a Dudly Dog!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn Brewster and Brandi both giving it everything they have here tonight, both wanting in the final more then anything.

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi struggles to her feet ... SUPERKICK! Lynn Brewster with a superkick and Brandi is down.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster again with the cover ..... one ............ two ....... Brandi kicks out!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi will not give up. She sweeps the leg out from under Lynn, and then locks no a one legged Boston Crab.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn in the Boston Crab, she is in a world of pain!

Jeremy Tucker : Ref Tsalazidis asking Lynn is she wants to submit, but she wants no part of that, and finally makes it to the ropes forcing the break.

Andrew Fulton : Brandi with an atomic spine crusher. She sets up Lynn for the piledriver, this is going to be it!

Jeremy Tucker : Brandi going for the date {No Means No} piledriver ... no ... Lynn counters and flips Brandi over ... Brandi hangs on though, and sunset flips Lynn over for a cover ........ one ............ two .......... kick out from Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn with a bulldog on Brandi ... Brandi exhausted makes her way back to her feet ...

Jeremy Tucker : CATATONIC!!! Lynn Brewster with the Catatonic on Brandi ... she covers her ... this must be it .... one ............. two ........... THREE!!! Lynn Brewster has done, and she is thru to the final over a valiant Brandi.

"Cat Scratch Fever" by Pantera hits and Lynn celebrates, Brandi staring at her, ruing the one that got away.

[SWAT Team]

Lynn promo

Lynn is in her locker room getting ready for the match she had said she would be in, the finals of the SWAT Women’s champion tournament. She’s wearing dark purple short shorts (some may even think these are underwear if you couldn’t see a bit of lace peeking out) and a fresh tank top. It’s obvious she jumped in a cool shower real quick before darting back to the ring for the one last match. Her auburn hair is loose and wet, and she looking for something in her bag when she sees the camera crew, who starts to back up.

Lynn: Why go, I’m sure everyone out there wants one last word before I step in that ring accomplishing what six others fail to do, What is that one thing? Be the SWAT Women’s champion. One woman stands in my way, and I’m surprised that given I didn’t face her in the semi-finals that she’s my opponent. That’s right Kaycee, if you think that you strike fear into my heart, try again. If you try throwing your family history at me, all I will do is laugh and throw my own, so don’t even try that. Are you going to go on about how maybe you are so decorated and you held that title and this title? Go for it, we can compare tit for tat here Kaycee. But it simply comes down to this, the thing that we put off for four or more years is here now, time for you to prove to me Kaycee what you’re made of, just who you are. Before you say it was me who delayed this inevitable, it wasn’t Kaycee, it was more a matter of our paths weren’t prepared to cross just yet. Think about it Kaycee, were you ready to face me back then? I would think you would be thankful that it didn’t because I would destroy you worse then……well I do now. At least I know you’ll put up a fight and give me everything you have, but then you already not only have a height but weight disadvantage. Remember Kaycee, you’ve seen me stand up to me my size and bigger MEN and defeat them, and we’re not talking about two or three years ago, I did that just a few weeks ago. I’m afraid of nothing, even overcoming the one fear I have in this forsaken business, so nothing will scare me.

Lynn finds whatever she’s looking for and pulls out a pair of clean socks and pulls them on (a bit difficult given her feet are a tiny bit damp) and puts her feet down, reaching for her wrestling boots. She pulls her bag closer and starts rifling again, but then stops, as if there is more on her mind.

Kaycee, first Vero then Kokoro went down before you, and both women have some talent…..but I happen to know your first opponent has a nasty habit of always talking about titles she use to hold. While I had before be first Jade, a woman who has gotten under my skin since I set foot in SWAT, and then Brandi, who apparently thought she would get some hot moment with me in the ring. Well Jade went down, and I showed that for all her talk, the little commando bitch could be beat. But guess what, I’ve known that secret since last August when I stood in the ring and looked into her eyes. She did something you don’t do against an opponent, and that is show FEAR. She knew then that she wasn’t the top bitch around SWAT anymore, and my win over her in the first round was simply proof of that. As for Brandi, well we all know that she would have us out there wrestling naked and in mud if management went or it, but Kaycee, I hope this is where we agree, we are ATHLETES, not a bunch of porn stars who have nothing better to do then give a live performance for the men in the audience. Brandi in the last moment didn’t want to come off that way, but her….shall we say “lesbian” comments sure came off that to me, and there was no way on this fucking earth I would let her body come near me in that matter. She may not know what the sanctity of even a monogamous relationship is, but I do, and I’m in one, a very happy one.

Lynn pulls on first one, then her other wrestling boot and places a foot on the bench to lace and tie them up. But she stops, hugging the knee

This comes down to who is the better woman in SWAT Kaycee, and only one of us can walk out of Melbourne the SWAT Women’s champion, and honestly, since the day I walked INTO SWAT, I said that was my goal. I didn’t bring up my family, I backed up my claim on my own abilities. If you need to wave your pedigree around, go right ahead. I don’t give a flying fuck to be honest. Because to be honest here…..I have EVER intention of making sure seven women return to their homes hands empty, while the eighth women will have that title, and that eighth woman…..will be me. You’ll finally realize why we never met before, and you’ll realize why I am the baddest, biggest, toughest bitch in SWAT. People might say that my tank is empty, that I can’t do this, I can’t beat you. I say different. Now if this was twelfth or twentieth of the night, they might have some claim to that, but I’ve only had two other matches. I’m as fresh as I was in that first match against Jade. I hope you paid attention to what I did to Jade, then to Brandi. I’ll be a lady for a brief second and give you ONE fucking chance to walk away from all this Kaycee. Otherwise, know I’m getting in that ring and beating the shit out of you to become the Women’s champion.

Lynn pulls out a clean top and pulls it over her head. She realizes that the camera crew is still there..

Get out of here! I have nothing more to say. I have business in that ring in a few moments and I don’t need your monkey asses hanging around! Get!

The camera fades to black.

[SWAT Team]

Kaycee Tanner promo

"Two down, one more to fall."

[The scene opens up to Kaycee Tanner, sitting on a brick wall outside the Dandenong Basketball Stadium. A decent-sized pocket of fans taking a break outside during intermission are crowded around her on either side.]

Kaycee: Jamie Dearmon, the country bumpkin turned "evil biatch" when she decided to focus on me. I found it kind of funny, and a little flattering that she decided on this 'turn' after my first words towards her. Apparently she thought changing her outlook and game plan would get her a win, based on her 'being here longer' or something.

Nuh uh. And then she fell, just like I said she would. She talked and she talked and... she talked. She even debated my lack of talking, and used that to talk some more. But in the end, I showed her that talking isn't the only thing one needs to be worried about, and she fell.

Just as I predicted.

[She takes a drink from a bottle of water near her side.]

Kaycee: Then there's Kokoro. The 'angry Japanese~!' who wanted 'revenge.' Felt her family honor had been disrespected by what had happened in SWAT previously.

I showed her that it takes far more than a bad attitude and ANGER~! to beat me.

And now? Now Lynn, it's just you...

[She points at the camera.]

...And me.

[She points at herself.]

Kaycee: Someone's a little paranoid, I think. Overzealous. You talk about respect, you claim that you and I are the only ones worthy of respect in this tournament, a true claim... and then you go and question MY ethics? Question MY morals? Make a ridiculous statement about our family's history and then ask whether I would do this on my own?

First of all, don't you worry about me. I'm in this on my own, I came here for this at this point because I was absolutely certain that I would be here, alone. Nothing's going to tarnish this for me. Secondly, my family's history is far more important to this business than yours will ever be. But I'm not going to say anymore about my family history. You know why?

Because I don't need to. These people...

[She motions around to the crowd behind and around her.]

These people, and the rest of the people inside that arena, are going to do it for me. This is Melbourne Australia, Lynn. This is the birthplace of SWAT. You've never been in anything like this. You claim you can all you want, and I'm sure you'll try, but you haven't.

I have. You're going to be walking into this match in a few moments, and your going to have to deal with 10 thousand plus people chanting MY name, and booing you out of the building. It's going to be the most hostile environment you've been in.

And just like Jamie and Kokoro before you, you're going to fall.

[She takes another drink from her water.]

Kaycee: This night to you, it's about the Title. It's about being the best. And that's fine, really. I want the same thing. But the reason your going to fall, Lynn, is because I want it MORE.

This isn't just about some Title to me, Lynn. This is more. This is the end of a five-year-long journey for me. This is about Justification. I love SWAT with all my heart, but it hasn't always been an equal relationship between us.

I'm tired of being the victim. I'm tired of being helpless. I'm tired of being the damsel in distress. I'm tired of being kidnapped and attacked by some lunatic trying to get at my brother or boyfriend and not being able to do anything about it.

I don't regret who I am, or who I was. I don't regret my morals and my upbringing and the ethics I stood by for so long. I still stand by them. But now it's my turn to show how strong I can be. It's my turn to prove, to all those people out there who cheer for me, to all the people in the back, to all the people who've ever stepped foot into Dandenong, that I am finally ready to take my rightful place as a true Legacy. That I'm finally ready to follow in the footsteps of my brothers before me. To prove to everyone, and to myself, that I am one of SWAT's BEST.

Kaycee: You're going to "destroy" me? Heh. Don't count on it.

[She half laughs and rolls her eyes.]

Kaycee: I don't know where you get this talk of our paths "needing to cross," really. My only allusion to ever having anything to do with you was a small comment on your former promo style, which you still didn't understand and took it as if I was alluding to some drama in your life. That's just it though. Whether you had drama or not, you sure used to be quick to act like you did. The only point our paths had a chance of crossing before tonight was during TKOW/SPW way back in the day, and yeah, back then, you probably would've beaten me. But that was then, when I was young and naive. And this... isn't.

This is now. I've been trained by a half-dozen former World Champions, including a man I think you know quite well. For a year, Jason Starr took me under his wing and taught me almost everything he knew. And if I wasn't learning from Jason, I was learning from my little brother Adrian, or my older brothers, or Kilroy and Andy, and I've even had some training with my brother's former 'best friend,' Syberus. I've trained under most of the current 'greats' in this sport, and I am FAR stronger than I was 5 years ago!

Kaycee: I'm not going to claim I'm going to 'destroy you,' because I'm not going to. I'm not that pompous. Because despite whatever personal flaws I believe you have, you ARE a hell of an athlete, and yes we can both agree on that front.

But I'm better.

On this night, in this arena, in front of these fans, I'm the only outcome that makes sense! This is going to be a hell of a fight, but at the end of the night, this tournament is MINE and MINE alone to win.

You've held Titles before, Lynn. You'll hold more after this. I've held one title in 4 years, and even after I'd PROVED I could do that convincingly, I was still called a 'fluke,' a 'lucky win.' For me? This is my life.

This.

Is.

My.

LIFE!


Kaycee: This is the proof of all I've been working towards and I'm not going to let ANYONE stop me.

You should be happy with yourself, you made it to the finals. You proved you truly are one of the best in SWAT.

But tonight?

I'm BETTER.

[She stands up, taking her water with her as she starts walking back towards the arena doors.]

Kaycee: Tonight is about ME, Lynn. This is about my journey. The only way it could've ended. And I couldn't think of a better opponent. But this is MY story!

Tonight, is my Trial by Fire.

"So I will walk through the Fire
Cause where else can I turn?
And I will walk, through the Fire..."

[She reaches the doors, and turns one last time at the camera.]

Kaycee: ....And let it burn.

[She smiles, and steps back into the arena, the door shutting behind her.]

"And let it....
Buuuurn..."

[Fade.]

[SWAT Team]

Lynn promo

Lynn is backstage in the arena, apparently headed to the ring when she had stopped long enough to catch Kaycee’s comments. She shakes her head, and then adjusts the ponytail tighter as she thinks. She turns, as if knowing she’s being followed, and let’s out a sigh, like something Kaycee said is hard to believe.

Lynn: You think I’m paranoid? Does being sure of one’s own abilities, of what one has done and will do being paranoid these days? If the answer is yet, then I could say you are as paranoid as me. Overzealous? Kaycee, I’ve said from day one I had a goal when I came here, and that goal was simple. Trust me, that goal wasn’t to wrestle Jade in month after month, but to be where we are. But you see to get a bit defensive when I asked could you do this on your own. I was only asking Kaycee, because ask yourself in the entire time you’ve known of me, with the exception of the short time that I teamed with my now fiancé Ron Caedes, did I have family in there with me? No, I didn’t. Many might say “yeah but they are like family” or even stoop lower and say “well you were sleeping with them” but let’s look reality here. When you’re in this business, I would think the logical choice is to choose someone….well that does the same thing. I found that it makes things easier, they understand what you do for the most part. But the only time I had family helping me was in my early days, more years ago then I care to remember, when I was literally the snot nose brat in wrestling. But I haven’t asked that of my family in over seven, eight years. People know my name for what I’ve done these days, not because of who I’m related to. Maybe you’re been watching some of my nephew’s promos and got us confused. See Brian will and DOES use my name to get himself noticed, but believe me, he may have “it” but I am trying to distance our names as far apart as they can be.

Lynn takes a drink of water as she contemplates her next words.

You say you won’t mention your family any more because those fans out there so patiently waiting for the clash for the titans, a match of the year between two women, that they will do it for you? Do you really think I give a shit if they are cheering your name and not mine? I know at one time I would give a shit, but I gave that up hell four years ago? See I realized Kaycee I couldn’t be a great wrestler if I was bowing to the whims and wants of the fans, of being the “good girl” and always playing fair. Trust me, especially when I turned on someone who was my own MANAGER, people realized that the Lynn Brewster who returned to wrestling in the States just over five years ago, that Lynn was gone, and the one left in her place will win at all costs. I’ve overcome fears that use to paralyze me, fears of cages, of not knowing how to take on my opponents when they were twice as big as me, and once I conquered my fears I became the wrestler I wanted to be, not the fans wanted.

The fans can be very fickle Kaycee, and if you are doing this for you and the fans, forget them. You need to do this for the same reason I am, and that is for the reasons I am, which is do it for yourself. But you say the environment out there will be hostile? Do you THINK that scares me? No, it only fuels me wanting to prove to you why I’m the better person.

Lynn sits down the water bottle and checks her outfit before straightening up.

Your reasons for wanting this title ….well could be admirable, but you talk about how this is the end of a battle for you. But let’s pretend you win this title Kaycee, what then? You won the title, but will you defend it? I’ll tell you why I ask, because I know what its like to fight and fight for something you so desperately want, and then you get it….and then you seem to lose a bit of that fight, that drive and guess what happens next, you lose it. You lose your edge that drove you, and you lose the title. I hope you aren’t the kind to shrug and go “oh well” and walk away.

But then we are getting ahead of ourselves, aren’t we? Because you haven’t beaten ME yet and maybe me saying this was all about the title was wrong, or at least not fully accurate. Oh I was telling the truth when I said that from day one that I came to SWAT for that title, but see, like you, I’ve been on a quest. I’ve been in other feds that had women’s titles, and it might surprise the shit out of you, but I even held those. Some say that is “beneath” me, because that is not what I’ve been about my whole wrestling career. But see, sometimes women prove the tougher opponent then a man. You know what I mean Kaycee, you step in the ring with a man, and some STILL have the sexist attitude of “oh I couldn’t hit a woman”. At least stepping in the ring in SWAT against Jamie, Vero, and even the two women I beat to get here, Jade and Brandi, I know they won’t have that same type of shitty attitude because they have faced the same adversities, the same prejudices that you and I have.

Lynn walks down the hall towards the arena area, but stops.

By the way Kaycee, do you want me to feel sorry for you that you were a “victim”? Ok….sorry. Sorry if that doesn’t sound sincere, but I always thought you tough enough that you could stand up to anyone, man or woman, but now it sounds like you want me to let you win this match to prove you’re not a “victim” any more. Well tough shit, I’m not going to do that. You say that you’re ready to prove how tough you are, well I’ve been playing that card A LOT longer then you, and I’ve been doing the “follow in my brothers’ footsteps” bit since I was thirteen, and guess what? I have eclipsed my brothers, hell there are some that say maybe even my own father. While I don’t agree with the comments about me being better then my own dad, yeah I am better then most of my brothers in this. Right now, I’m better then my own nephew. Is that being prideful? Maybe, but its true. But I don’t understand why you waited so long to do the same. I guess I underestimated you a great deal Kaycee, and that’s a very sad commentary on how I use to say that you had it, you could be something.

Lynn shakes her head.

As for the “drama” comment you made earlier, hell even just a bit ago, would I be lying if I said I didn’t have it? Yeah I would, because it’s there. Just after a few high profile relationships, one of them being a marriage to world champion of another federation, I just decided to do the one thing I needed to and that is make my private life just that….private. As for who you trained with, who the hell do you think got me into TKOW/SCW? The very man you mentioned…imagine that. But while you decided to further your training by going down one path, I chose another and did so while in the ring, learning from men like Sean Christopher, even Bryant McCoy. Yes I had held world titles before running into either man, but they taught me how to be better. Bryant, before we were involved and married, was a man who was able to pull something out of me. That thing was simple, a desire to destroy each and every opponent in the ring. I won’t go into how he did it, but he did, and you might find this unbelievable, but my enemy….made me see him in a different light. You want to talk about how you are “stronger” then you were five years ago? Well Kaycee, don’t base what you know about me from five years ago, because that Lynn has long since been put to sleep, and now the woman you see standing here is stronger, tougher, and much more experienced then I even thought I could be.

This is your life? Well I’ve given blood, sweat and tears to make wrestling for this “life” of mine. I’ve lost boyfriends who didn’t understand why I wouldn’t slow down. My marriage even ended up divorce, and hell my current fiancée is trying to start the “maybe you should slow down” shit again. But do you think I’m going to slow down when I’m this close to my goal? See, yeah its about the title, but I know it doesn’t end there. There is no top men’s title in SWAT, so whoever wins the women’s title is considered part of the cream of the crop so to speak. It is up to the women of this federation to show the men that we are just as tough, just as good as they are. So don’t think you are the only one who says this is their life because I’ve lost A LOT for this fucking business! YOU aren’t the only one! I nearly lost my career twice, not because I was afraid, but because of injuries that would put a lesser person down for good. But each time I came back stronger and better.

I intend to win this title Kaycee, and I intend to defend it with everything I have. I said it loud and clear Kaycee, I came in here last summer with the idea of holding this title one day, and I’ve worked my ass off. You talk about how for five years you gave your all for SWAT and all this shit, but why is it, if you “gave” so fucking much for this company that the last seven….eight months I’m in the ring busting my ass and I haven’t heard as much as a peep out of you until they announced this damn tournament? If you TRULY wanted this title that damn bad, you would have been proving your place. I’ve proven my place.

I’ll see you in the ring, but know this Kaycee, I plan on walking out the SWAT Women’s champion. I just hope that because I beat you, that we don’t ever hear from you again. But right now….I got a feeling we may not. Just call it a gut instinct. See you in a few minutes Kaycee, be prepared for a fight, a match like nothing you have EVER been in.

Camera fades to black as Lynn walks off.

[SWAT Team]

Kaycee Tanner promo

[Cut backstage, where we find Kaycee Tanner sitting on a bench in front of a monitor. She’s holding a book in her hands, and a remote in the other.]

Kaycee: This is a dictionary, Lynn. It’s a present from me to you, so you can understand the big words I use.

[She sets the book down and presses play on the monitor.]

Lynn: You think I’m paranoid? Does being sure of one’s own abilities, of what one has done and will do being paranoid these days? If the answer is yet, then I could say you are as paranoid as me. Overzealous? Kaycee, I’ve said from day one I had a goal when I came here, and that goal was simple. Trust me, that goal wasn’t to wrestle Jade in month after month, but to be where we are. But you see to get a bit defensive when I asked could you do this on your own.

Kaycee: You blatantly asked the question of whether I would be able to win this match on my own without my family’s help, Lynn. You questioned if I would do this on my own, despite nothing I’ve ever done or said since coming here for this tournament implying I’d do otherwise. That’s paranoia.

Being sure of your abilities has NOTHING whatsoever to do with what you asked me. I’m sorry if you can’t comprehend that.

I was only asking Kaycee, because ask yourself in the entire time you’ve known of me, with the exception of the short time that I teamed with my now fiancé Ron Caedes, did I have family in there with me? No, I didn’t. Many might say “yeah but they are like family” or even stoop lower and say “well you were sleeping with them” but let’s look reality here. When you’re in this business, I would think the logical choice is to choose someone….well that does the same thing. I found that it makes things easier, they understand what you do for the most part. But the only time I had family helping me was in my early days, more years ago then I care to remember, when I was literally the snot nose brat in wrestling. But I haven’t asked that of my family in over seven, eight years. People know my name for what I’ve done these days, not because of who I’m related to. Maybe you’re been watching some of my nephew’s promos and got us confused. See Brian will and DOES use my name to get himself noticed, but believe me, he may have “it” but I am trying to distance our names as far apart as they can be.

Kaycee: Again. What does this have to do with anything? YOU brought my family up. YOU brought your family up. Nothing I have ever said has stated anything about using my family to get anything here. In fact, I’ve said quite the opposite this entire time. I’m here,. In Australia, away from everyone I know and care about, for the exact purpose of doing this on my own. For someone who seems so sure of herself, you sure seem to be trying to convince yourself moreso than anyone else that you can do it.

You say you won’t mention your family any more because those fans out there so patiently waiting for the clash for the titans, a match of the year between two women, that they will do it for you? Do you really think I give a shit if they are cheering your name and not mine? I know at one time I would give a shit, but I gave that up hell four years ago? See I realized Kaycee I couldn’t be a great wrestler if I was bowing to the whims and wants of the fans, of being the “good girl” and always playing fair. Trust me, especially when I turned on someone who was my own MANAGER, people realized that the Lynn Brewster who returned to wrestling in the States just over five years ago, that Lynn was gone, and the one left in her place will win at all costs. I’ve overcome fears that use to paralyze me, fears of cages, of not knowing how to take on my opponents when they were twice as big as me, and once I conquered my fears I became the wrestler I wanted to be, not the fans wanted.

Kaycee: Really had nothing to do with this ‘epic battle of titans’ and more to do with the fact we’re in AUSTRALIA, where my last name is treated like royalty. I really don’t care that you ‘don’t care’ about that either but the fact is that entire crowd is going to be chanting TAN-NER, all match long, and whether you don’t ‘care’ about it or not, it gets to everyone after awhile. I don’t need to explain why I turned on some person or this or that, or anything about my family because these people, that crowd, their akin to more or less BEING my family.

I get it. Your supposed to be this super big evil bitch who doesn’t care about the fans. Big whoop de do. The difference between us is I don’t care. While your focused on being a ‘bad bitch,’ I’m just being me. If the fans want to cheer me for who I am and what I do in that ring, I’m not going to stop them. Because that’s their enjoyment.

Your reasons for wanting this title ….well could be admirable, but you talk about how this is the end of a battle for you. But let’s pretend you win this title Kaycee, what then? You won the title, but will you defend it? I’ll tell you why I ask, because I know what its like to fight and fight for something you so desperately want, and then you get it….and then you seem to lose a bit of that fight, that drive and guess what happens next, you lose it. You lose your edge that drove you, and you lose the title. I hope you aren’t the kind to shrug and go “oh well” and walk away.

Kaycee: Are you really this dense? What the hell kind of a question is this? Will I defend it, what do you think I’m HERE for, Lynn? This is the end of a journey I’ve been building to for five years, but it is not the end of the journey of my life.

But then we are getting ahead of ourselves, aren’t we? Because you haven’t beaten ME yet and maybe me saying this was all about the title was wrong, or at least not fully accurate. Oh I was telling the truth when I said that from day one that I came to SWAT for that title, but see, like you, I’ve been on a quest. I’ve been in other feds that had women’s titles, and it might surprise the shit out of you, but I even held those. Some say that is “beneath” me, because that is not what I’ve been about my whole wrestling career. But see, sometimes women prove the tougher opponent then a man. You know what I mean Kaycee, you step in the ring with a man, and some STILL have the sexist attitude of “oh I couldn’t hit a woman”. At least stepping in the ring in SWAT against Jamie, Vero, and even the two women I beat to get here, Jade and Brandi, I know they won’t have that same type of shitty attitude because they have faced the same adversities, the same prejudices that you and I have.

Kaycee: That’s great and all, but your still missing the point. The point is you’ve held all those titles before. I haven’t. That’s why this match is more special to me than it can ever be to you. That’s why I want, I NEED this, more than you do. That’s why I’m going to push myself to lengths I’ve never been able to goto before. Because this isn’t just a Title to me. This is MY Title.

By the way Kaycee, do you want me to feel sorry for you that you were a “victim”? Ok….sorry. Sorry if that doesn’t sound sincere, but I always thought you tough enough that you could stand up to anyone, man or woman, but now it sounds like you want me to let you win this match to prove you’re not a “victim” any more. Well tough shit, I’m not going to do that. You say that you’re ready to prove how tough you are, well I’ve been playing that card A LOT longer then you, and I’ve been doing the “follow in my brothers’ footsteps” bit since I was thirteen, and guess what? I have eclipsed my brothers, hell there are some that say maybe even my own father. While I don’t agree with the comments about me being better then my own dad, yeah I am better then most of my brothers in this. Right now, I’m better then my own nephew. Is that being prideful? Maybe, but its true. But I don’t understand why you waited so long to do the same. I guess I underestimated you a great deal Kaycee, and that’s a very sad commentary on how I use to say that you had it, you could be something.

Kaycee: Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll win this all on my own, like I’ve been saying since the beginning. That’s nice that you’re all big and bad and you can run around and act like things can’t hurt you. Maybe you can handle dealing with a psychopath who nearly kills your boyfriend and then kidnaps you at knife-point and threatens to {No Means No} you in front of your own brothers while their helpless to do anything. Good for you. But here in reality-town, it’s not always the same.

As for not surpassing my brothers? Your right. I haven’t. But again, things like being scarred for life and suffering near-career ending injuries kinda put a damper on those other goals. Broke my leg in Japan. Almost broke my arm in Mexico. Almost broke my neck right here in Australia. Some of us aren’t Superwoman.

And you may think you are Lynn, you can act all big and tough and all, but tonight, I’m going to prove that your anything but.

[Kaycee turns off the monitor and takes a drink of water.]

Kaycee: Once again, you go on and on about your ‘life.’ Love lost and won, bridges burned and NONE of it has any bearing whatsoever on this match. Congratulations Lynn. You just proved my entire point with the ‘drama’ cracks.

I don’t care about your past boyfriends or your failed marriages or the lives of your extended family. The ONLY thing I care about is this match, and the SWAT Women’s Championship. Nothing you’ve said here has proven to me or anybody WHY you should be the SWAT Women’s Champion. Just a bunch of nonsense about your relationships and trying but failing to make me look bad.

You may act all big and bad, but all you really are is a lying little hypocrite!

Tonight Lynn, I’m gonna show you who the TRUE Wildcat is! I bleed red and blue. Tonight, your just gonna be bleeding.

I said it before, I’ll say it again. This is MY Night.

And NOBODY else’s!

[Fade.]

[SWAT Team]

Lynn promo

Lynn shakes her head, as if not wanting to believe Kaycee seems to have been living under a rock, which was the only way someone could be this dense.

Lynn: I don’t need a fucking dictionary Kaycee, I’m not some stupid bimbo who can’t get their wrestling boots tied, much less on. But you seem to not get some of the things I said. But do you think you are going to prove anything by playing MY words back during what is on YOUR mind when telling me why you want this so bad? Try again, it only makes it look like you have a short attention span. Honestly, at the moment you make even Jamie look positively brilliant, and that girl, well we both know is really saying something.

When I asked if you thought I was paranoid, I was asking is it paranoia or being overzealous. There IS a difference, even if you don’t want to see that. Paranoia is being afraid of what your opponent can do, or even maybe do. Overzealous is being extremely sure of one’s own abilities. I would have thought that you would have gotten it and come back with a comment that pointed to being overzealous, instead you claim I’m the paranoid one. Well given that you didn’t deny what I said, instead tried to twist it, I think I showed who you are. Even if you won’t admit it….maybe you’re both. Paranoid that you’ll lose to me and overzealous in your desire to win. Yes, that’s a two way street Kaycee, I know that very well. Am I paranoid over losing to you?

That’s where paranoid and fear becomes two different things. Fear is losing something you want, paranoid is how you lose it. If it’s a clean match, then you have nothing to fear but fear itself. I know that’s extremely cliché but it’s also extremely true. Sometimes fear can become the greatest enemy, and trust me Kaycee, when two people are running on parallel courses for the same common goal, no matter how small or great, fear can conquer either or both of them without them even realizing it’s happening. But it’s starting to show in you Kaycee. Let me give you some advice, get a grip on it or it will be a worse opponent then me in that ring.

Lynn takes a drink of water before going on, hoping that Kaycee gets it this time.

Did I ever say this was just “another” title to me? Did I ever say I would just add to the resume and be happy? I don’t remember saying those words, in fact I said the precise opposite. While I get that for you this is the first would be…well one would hope the first of many in a fine career for you, it doesn’t make it any “less” for me. Last time I looked I’m NOT a blonde and I’m not dumb. Why do you think eight of the toughest women in SWAT….

Lynn thinks for a moment.

Ok maybe that isn’t fully true given that they did have to scrounge up one or two, open the doors wider in order to get eight women in this, but still my point is valid, and that is look around SWAT. Since reopening, yes MidSouth has a couple men’s titles, NorthEast has one, but is there a quote unquote main title for the men in SWAT? Can one man say that he is truly dominant over all the regions of SWAT? No they can’t and therefore that makes this title even bigger. See the women of this organization are doing it first, and we could be the ones to set the standard by which, when the men’s title comes to be, has to hold up to. I don’t think you can argue that in most companies, the women’s title is a secondary title, not considered as high up but that won’t be the case here. But saying you NEED this more then me? Why? The only reason I can see is it would be your first big title, but that doesn’t make it less important to me. I said it fairly clear, that this has been MY dream since setting foot in this company.

Lynn’s mood darkens slightly, as if this is where Kaycee has maybe insulted her.

But you know Kaycee, you were doing ok, irritating but ok, until you decided to sound like I don’t know what it’s like to endure what you’ve gone through. Try again. You say you don’t want me to pull the drama card, and yet YOU talk about dealing with a psychopath who nearly killed someone you cared for, takes you at knife point, and so on. Well, this isn’t a case of one upping you, but I’ve been in those shoes. I thought the guy I cared for did care for me….until I found out just how deep his anger can be, and he actually sent out hitmen on me! You want to talk psychopaths? This guy pushed and pushed, attacking my friends and family until finally the only way to stop him was to put MY life on the line, and I had to do it in the ring. Don’t trying pulling “they weren’t your family” because we are talking guys who might as well be my family…and actually one was. My own brother was helpless to do anything, knowing I would die if he tried.

Then you talk about injuries, as if that was suppose to impress me. Do you think you are the only one in this match to bleed for this company, to suffer broken bones, to suffer injuries that might keep even a lesser man out of the ring? Please Kaycee, don’t try that with me. I suffered what many thought was a career ending back injury in Japan but returned. I’ve suffered concussions that made me pass out days later. Hell a year and half ago I laid in a hospital here in Melbourne with one of the brilliant Australian doctors telling me to quit wrestling or be crippled for life. But I kept going, and that psychopath who I got in the ring with? Made me suffer a worse back injury to the point that the doctor who saved my career in Japan said my wrestling days were over. But I didn’t give up, he said IF, and that was a mighty big if, I returned it would be two years before I would be a hundred percent again….I did it in less then eight months. You might think I’m the one who is mental here for enduring that type of punishment but see….this is where I hope you GET what I’m saying….

I will die for what I love and want, and I’ll do it in the ring if need be.

Got it? See Kaycee I would rather die then not wrestle anymore, and I think that you get that. Otherwise you wouldn’t have suffered the injuries you have and still be here. You must admit that weaker men have said “fuck this” and no matter how much they thought they wanted to be wrestlers, they quit. Right there, we are both tougher then most men out there.

You say the SWAT Women’s title is your dream since setting foot in this company? Then why be so quiet the last few months? Tell me Kaycee why I’ve been enduring Jade, Vero, and Jamie and suddenly you think you can lay claim to what I’ve been working my ass for? Because Melbourne is your home? Because SWAT Australia is your “grounds to rule over” type shit? Yeah well honestly? You could say I’ve been doing the same in MidSouth. I’ve been working my butt off to get here, while I haven’t seen much evidence of that from you. I’m not saying you haven’t been doing it, I’m simply asking one simple question. Where have you been the last nine months? It’s a simple question because it’s not like I’ve been hiding. I would have taken you on WAY before now, all you had to do was speak up so I knew where to find you.

The time is here Kaycee, it’s time to see who reaches the dream, and who gets runner up. But know this, if you think I’ll just fade into the fucking night if by some fucking quirk you beat me, you can keep on thinking. Because one way or another I WILL be the Women’s champion, and honestly? I don’t care if I have to destroy you now….or later, just know that title WILL be mine.

Camera fades to black

[SWAT Team]

("I'm a Survivor" by Destiny's Child plays and Jade marches to ringside. She sits at the comnmentator's table and puts on a headset.)

Jeremy Tucker : "We're being joined by Jade who lost to Lynn Brewster in the first round of the women's title tournament. You obviously have an interest in this match."

Jade : Really what makes it so obvious."

Andrew Fulton : "You stay away from me Rambo!"

Jade : "Don't do anything or say anything stupid and you may stay healthy fatso!"

Andrew Fulton : "I'm not fat!"

Jade : "Yeah sure."

Jeremy Tucker : "Everyone knows you and Lynn have been spilling lots of bad blood between you."

Jade : "That's right and I also respect her abilities."

Andrew Fulton : "How can you respect her if she's constantly in you're
face."

Jade : "We're in each other's faces cosntantly and we keep raising the intensity and filling SWAT Mid-South seats. Don't worry after this and Spring Break 2009 everything is going to get a lot more interesting."

Jeremy Tucker : "So who do you think is going to win."

Jade : "It's obvious that Brewster is going to win."

Andrew Fulton : "Kaycee's a Tanner and Tanner's are winners. They are...."

(Jade grabs him by the collar.)

Jade : "Say something stupid one more time and I'm going to kill you!"

Andrew Fulton : "Okay! Okay! Don't kill me!"

Jeremy Tucker : Believe me Jade he's made predictions before and embarassed himself. I'm saying Lynn's going all the way. Right now let's gop to the ring for the call."

(The beginning of piano chords of Ryanshon's "Apologize" plays as a glowing gold star appears on a red background on the SWAT Tron. When the song kicks in at :49seconds a pyro in the shape of a star explodes overhead with the words "Kaycee Tanner" appear written in fancy writing in the star on screen. Kaycee Tanner walks out as the ringsiders boo her and she ignores them. She is wearing a black t-shirt with the Arizona Wildcats "Catspaw" with "Kaycee Tanner" written on the front and "Bleeding Blue and Red" in the back in alternate colors over her wrestling attire. She slides into the ring, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with her hand. She cocks and fires before flipping off the ringsiders and jumps down to prepare for her match.)

Fifi : "This match is scheduled for one fall and it's for the SWAT Women's World Title. In the ring from Tuscon, Arizona. She comes in at 5'8" and 146lbs. She is the 'Arizona Wildcat' Kaycee Tanner.

(The ringsiders boo and start cheering as "Cat Scratch Fever" plays and Lynn Brewster enters ringside wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt. She glares ominously at Kaycee Tanner and then at Jade who ignores her.)

Andrew Fulton : "Would you like to leave now or would you like to die at her hands now."

Jade : "Would you."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's really intense for this match and it doesn't help that Kaycee's mocking her."

Jade : "Give me a break Tanner."

Jeremy Tucker : "What is Kaycee thinking."

Andrew Fulton : "It's a good head game play. If you make the opponent mad the match is over."

Jeremy Tucker : "More like a death wish."

Jade : "She tries it with me and she'll know what death really means."

Fif i: "Now in the ring from Savannah, Ga. She comes in at 6ft. tall and 200lbs. She is 'Wildcat' Lynn Brewster."

(The ringsiders roar.)

Jeremy Tucker : "They meet in the center of the ring and they're in each other's faces."

Jade : "Kaycee's more like in Lynn's chest."

Andrew Fulton : "Hey I like that one."

Jeremy Tucker : "Kaycee shoves Lynn who shoves her back and Kaycee lands on her butt."

Andrew Fulton : "As usual this whole tournament is sponsored by Croc-o-nuts. Croc-o-nuts a real snack for real men."

Jade : "When why aren't you eating them."

Andrew Fulton : "I just endorse them."

(Jade motions for someone to come over and she tells him to get Fulton some Croc-o-nuts.)

Jade : "When he returns let's see if you eat some."

Andrew Fulton : "Or else what."

Jade : "Or I'll stuff them down your throat while I choke you!"

Andrew Fulton : "Okay! Don't kill me!"

Jeremy Tucker : "While my colleague and Jade were debating the nutritional aspects of arena snacks. Lynn and Kaycee lock up. Lynn easily forces Kaycee into the ropes. They circle each other and Kaycee wants a test of strength with Lynn."

Jade : "Kaycee's as stupid as her Vicious Circle pals."

Andrew Fulton : "Aww. You're upset because Kaycee and Mercy eliminated you in the first round."

Jade : "My so-called unreliable teammate couldn't do anything right."

Andrew Fulton : "Anyway it's a clever move if you ask me."

Jeremy Tucker : "You may be right. Kaycee is cranking on Lynn's arm and she delivers a series of forearm smashes."

Andrew Fulton : "Lynn counters and does a series of armwringers of her own followed by a hammerlock."

(The guy returns with the Croc-o-nuts and Jade slaps them into Andrew Fulton's hand.)

Jade : "There you go Fulton! Now eat them or else!"

Andrew Fulton : "Okay!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Kaycee gets to the ropes forcing a break. They lock up and Kaycee armdrags Lynn. She sticks her knee into the point of Lynn's arm and holds it as she delivers a few knee shots to Brewster's arm."

Andrew Fulton : "Tanner applies an armbar as Brewster makes her way to her feet. She armdrags Kaycee and is trying to get some feeling into that arm. Lynn delivers a series of very stiff chops to Kaycee's chest and throat."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn whips Kaycee into the ropes and clotheslines her hard. She attempts an elbow drop but Tanner rolls out of the way. Kaycee twists Lynn's arm into an arm wringer and holds it before bouncing off the ropes into a legdrop on Brewster's outstretched arm. Kaycee's now showing off some push ups."

Jade : "That's real funny Kaycee. Why don't you just concentrate on the match you bitch and not do a bad imitation of Randy Orton."

Andrew Fulton : "Kaycee turns around and Brewster delivers a series of hard punches forcing Tanner into a corner. Lynn delivers a series of kicks and knees to Kaycee's stomach and whips her into the opposite corner. She charges in but Tanner dodges out of the way."

Jeremy Tucker : "Kaycee runs up the turnbuckles while holding Lynn's arm and jumps over the ropes to the floor dropping Brewster's arm into the ropes."

(The ringsider's boo and chant "Die Kaycee Die!" "Die Kaycee Die!" Kaycee comes over to Jade.)

Jade : "You concentrate on the match bitch if you know what's good for you!"

(Kaycee slaps Jade and pits in her face.)

Jeremy Tucker : "Watch yourself Jade."

Jade : "Don't worry about me Tucker! Worry about what I'll do to that bitch the next time I see her!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn delivers a series of headbutts stunning Kaycee. he whips her into the ropes and bearhugs Tanner. She keeps the pressure on Kaycee's back. Kaycee breaks the hold with a series of elbows. She double arm ddt's Lynn's hurt arm."

Andrew Fulton : "TannerStraightjackets Lynn's arms and runs her into the turnbuckles head and arm first. Lynn stumbles out and Kaycee dropkicks Brewster sending her back into the corner again."

Jade : "Come on Lynn! You want to be beaten by a loser!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Kaycee double backflips before charging in. She attempts a flying knee but Lynn dodges out of the way. She starts kicking that knee and turns it into a figure four leglock."

(The ringsiders chant "Break her leg!" "Break her leg!")

Jade : "I hope she does. Now eat your Croc-o-nuts Fulton!"

Andrew Fulton : "I am!"

Jade : "Not fast enough for me maggot!"

Andrew Fulton : "What are you a marine drill seargent."

Jade : "You'll wish I was."

Andrew Fulton : "Kaycee reverses the figure four, but Lynn uses her size to reach the ropes forcing a break of the hold."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn delivers a series of kicks forcing Kaycee into a corner. She chokes Tanner relentlessly with her good arm."

(The ringsiders boo as Veronica Rodriguez comes out to ringside.)

Jeremy Tucker : "What is Veronica Rodriguez coming out to ringside."

Andrew Fulton : "The same can be said about Rambo here."

Jade : "Ready to get her butt handed to her by me if she interferes or even gets in my face."

Andrew Fulton : "Ah ha! Now you just told everyone why you're out here!"

(Jade whips out her glock and points it at him.)

Jade : "Just enjoy your Croc-o-nuts Fulton or you may not have a head!"

Andrew Fulton : "Okay! Okay!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn places Kaycee onto the top turnbuckle for a superplex, but Veronica yanks her off."

Jade : "First she trashes me and then thinks I challenged her to a match that I don't remember making! Now she thinks she can interfere in this match! I don't think so!"

(She yanks off her headset and storms away.)

Andrew Fulton : "Good riddance!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Jade and Veronica are brawling all over the ringside area. Veronica whips Jade into the ringpost and attempts a spear but Jade dodges out of the way. Veronica's hurt and Jade ddt's Veronica. Meanwhile Kaycee stands behind Lynn and, she grabs Lynn's arm and into a side-hammerlock, climbs to the top turnbuckle and sticks her knee into the point of her twisted arm. She kicks Lynn in the head with the other knee and drives her into the mat cinching in a modified neck/armbreaker combination."

Andrew Fulton : "Kaycee's doing the smart thing and is keeping Lynn in the middle of the ring. Lynn's in pain and the referee's checking her condition, but Lynn's refusing to submit."

Jade : "Come on Brewster! Kaycee's a worthless whore who's living off her big brother's name! What are you a real woman or a wimp!"

andrew Fulton : "What the hell is she doing?"

Jeremy Tucker : "Whatever it is she just gave Brewster motivation. She's attempting to get up and kicks Kaycee in the back but Kaycee uses her advantage and forces Lynn back to the mat."

Andrew Fulton : "Excellent strategy on Tanner's part. She's wearing down Lynn and keeping her from using the Catatonic."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's attempting to get to the ropes. She's inching her way to the ropes, but Kaycee pulls her away. The referee's asking her if she wants to submit. Lynn still refuses and the match still continues. Jade reaches into the ring and pulls Lynn's leg onto the rope and screams at the referee. He sees it and forces a break."

Andrew Fulton : "That's not fair! She's helping Lynn cheat so she won't have to face a real woman like Kaycee Tanner herself!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Oh Veronica's interference wasn't for Kaycee's benefit."

Andrew Fulton : "Of course."

Jeremy Tucker : "Why did I expect that. Lynn's using her power and size advantage to attempt to counter Kaycee's attack. She lifts Kaycee up with her good arm and chokeslams her for a two count."

Andrew Tucker : "Oh goody a pin attempt after all this time."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's really letting her have it with a ground and pound attack while Jade's egging her on and obviously scouting her as she chokes the life out of Tanner."

(Lynn gives Jade an ominous look as if that's her fate too, but Jade just scowls daring her to try it.)

Andrew Fulton : "Telling by their reaction to each other they want to have their match now. Jade is obviously senile or more like insane because Lynn almost did that to her."

Jeremy Tucker : "Jade and Lynn almost choked each other to death early on in their classic war."

Jade : "Come on! Come on! Show her you're the real wildcat and not that desert reject!"

Andrew Fulton : "Reject! She's a Tanner!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's breaks the choke and motions towards Jade to get out of her business."

Andrew Fulton : "Yeah take her advice and leave me alone too."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's grabbing Kaycee by that wildcat's shirt and is ripping it right off."

Andrew Fulton : "Oh damned it! I was hoping to see a real catfight!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Yeah you would. Lynn attempts a suplex, but her arms still bothering her. Kaycee sets up and executes a brainbuster before placing Lynn's worked arm across her chest and hitting a standing moonsault."

Andrew Fulton : "Damned Jade's cursing and slamming her hands on the mat. I'm surprised she didn't throw a grenade at them. Lynn got her shoulder up before three."

(The ringsiders boo as Brandi comes to ringside.)

Andrew Fulton : "Wow the dominatrix of SWAT has graced us with her presence. Hey come sit with me Brandi."

Jeremy Tucker : "The only other nemesis of Jade's other than Lynn who's been a constant thorn in her side."

Andrew Fulton : "Gee how many thorns does Jade have up her that rocket launcher of a butt. Lynn gets her shoulder up. Lynn delivers some hard low shots followed by a jawbreaker. She sees Brandi and goes after her but Brandi grabs her by the hair and snaps her throat on the ropes."

Jeremy Tucker : "Jade sneaks up on her and smashes her into the ringpost. Meanwhile Kaycee sneaks up on Lynn and goes for a spinning leg scissors, but holds onto Lynn's arm and falls onto the mat into a cross armbar submisson. The referee is watching Lynn who still refuses to submit."

Andrew Fulton : "She's stupid not to give up to a real wrestling dynasty's history."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's also part of a dynasty and she has a lot of pride and honor."

Andrew Fulton : "Not to mention Jade's irritating cheerleading and interference."

Jeremy Tucker : "Right and Brandi was out here to help clear Lynn's throat congestion."

Andrew Fulton : "It was quite nice of Brandi."

Jade : "Come on woman up Lynn! Come on you're better than that southwestern slut! She's as hot as cheap expired salsa! Come on let's see your guts Lynn! Let's see what you're really made of and what you can do! Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Andrew Fulton : "She still thinks she's a marine drill sargent."

Jeremy Tucker : "You forget she was the only Thailand commando so it should give you a clue. Lynn's getting fired up again and gets up. She picks Kaycee up and delivers multiple powerbombs. Turner is forced to break the hold and is favoring her back."

Andrew Fulton : "Don't worry Kaycee Dr. Fulton is here to give you a nice back massage and some Aleve for your back."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn scoops her up and delivers an Oklahoma Slam. She's relentlessly stomping and kicking Tanner's hurting back. She's screaming at Jade pointing that that's going to be Jade when she gets through with her. Jade's just sneering and shaking her head while her arms are crossed as if she doesn't care."

Andrew Fulton : "Told you she's sick in the head. Lynn whips Kaycee into the ropes, but she ducks another clothesline. She stops and sets up a side Russian legsweep, grabs Lynn's injured arm and twists it around Lynn's throat before finishing the move."

Jeremy Tucker : "Vereonica Rodriguez manages to recover and sneaks up on Jade. She and Brandi attack her and she's fighting both of them. Unfortunately, the numbers game can catch up on a wrestler and it does. Veronica holds Jade while Brandi taunts her and slaps her face. She briefly stumbles on something while trying to find an object. She grabs a chair. Brandi winds up and Jade ducks out of the way while Brandi accidentaly hits Veronica. Jade grabs the chair and hits her with it."

(Fury comes to ringside.)

Andrew Fulton : "Oh no! Now that irritating illiterate Fury comes out. Who's next Dearmon and Kokoro."

Jeremy Tucker : "Careful what you wish for. Lynn manages to get to the ropes forcing a break in the hold. Kaycee continues to hit that injured arm. Lynn tries to shove her away but Tanner keeps coming. Brewster blocks a punch and grabs Kaycee's arm and chort clothesline DDT's her for a two count."

Andrew Fulton : "Lynn's taking a lickin and is barely tickin. Kaycee Tanner is getting her facial features rearranged. Oh the horror!"

Jeremy Tucker : "You're a bad actor Fulton."

Andrew Fulton : "I'll have you know I was the star of my school play."

Jeremy Tucker : "Sure as the Christmas Tree. Lynn's now opening up a relentless can of Wildcat Whoop Ass. She's not stopping even if the referee's warning her. Lynn's obviously sending a message to Jade."

Andrew Fulton : "Who wouldn't listen even if it was blasted into her brain I might add."

(Jamie Dearmon comes to ringside holding and drinking from a flask.)

Andrew Fulton : "Oh no! Here's Jamie Dearmon coming to ringside."

Jeremy Tucker : "Told you not to wish for anything. Jamie is obviously interesting in the match too. She's drinking from her flask casually. Meanwhile in the ring Lynn whips Kaycee into the opposite corner and avalanches her. She charges in again and executes another avalanche. Dearmon just spit some whiskey into Lynn's eyes."

Andrew Fulton : "It's just a reaction to looking at those avalanches. She obviously spit the contents into Brewster's eyes. Gee poor country girl I'll just give her a hug."

Jeremy Tucker : "Oh what about Kaycee Tanner and her back."

Andrew Tucker : "Hey I can take two appointments at once."

Jeremy Tucker : "Lynn's blindness gives Kaycee an opportunity to recover and take advantage of the situation. She delivers kicks to Lynn's injured arm and is followed by a reverse armbar. Meanwhile Jade sneaks out from under the ring apron and attacks Dearmon before sneaking under the apron again. Dearmon sees a shocked Fury and screams as she goes after Fury."

Andrew Fulton : "I take everything I said about Jade back. She's a troublemaking coward. Now Jamie and Fury are going at it."

(Kokoro comes to ringside.)

Andrew Fulton : "Call security! It's the mad bomber of Japan!"

Jeremy Tucker : "She seems to so far be watching the action. Speaking of which Lynn's once again struggling to get to the ropes. She's inching her way to the ropes, but Tanner's pulling her back to the center."

Jeremy Tucker : "The referee's checking on her condition."

Andrew Fulton : "Just give up Brewster you can't defeat family history."

Jeremy Tucker : "He is also part of a wrestling dynasty and she also has more heart and guts. Back in the ring Jade lunges under the bottom ropes and wins a tug of war pulling Brewster to the ropes forcing a break in the hold. The referee forces Tanner to break the hold and is warning Jade who stands at attention denying that she's interfering."

Andrew Fulton : "Yeah and Kokoro's going to be standing pat, but she sees Veronica getting up. Oh no not another distraction."

Jeremy Tucker : "I thought you liked that kind of distraction."

Andrew Fulton : "Yeah if it's women in sexy lingerie."

Jeremy Tucker : "Oh boy. Lynn delivers a series of roundhouse rights and lefts rocking Kaycee. She bounds into the ropes and Brandi trips her. The referee's warning her and she's acting so innocent. Kaycee gets onto the top rope and Jade slides into the ring with a chair and crotches Tanner on the top turnbuckle."

Andrew Fulton : "Jade's a maniac. She's setting up that chair and....Oh no! Don't do that! Don't do that to that lovely woman! She's going to try what I think she's going to try! Oh my god! It's the Thailand Stunner! Tanner's career is over and so is part of my dream date!"

Jeremy Tucker : "Oh yes. Jade takes the chair and tosses it out before sneaking out of the ring. Lynn slowly goes over and makes the cover as the ringsiders happily count....One....Two....Three...."

(The ringsiders explode.)

Fifi: "Your winner and SWAT Women's Champion 'Wildcat' Lynn Brewster!"

Jeremy Tucker : "What a war this has been but Lynn Brewster weathered a withering assault by Kaycee Tanner."

Andrew Fulton : "Oh yeah with a little assistance from her hated enemy Jade. Speaking of Jade. She's in the ring and they're both staring each other down at least they're both the same height. Jade does a slow snap salute in respect, while Lynn holds up the title as if to taunt her with it."

Jeremy Tucker : "Jade doesn't react as she still continues to stare down Brewster. The intensity between the two has just been multiplied. Jade begins to leave, but as she turns Lynn grabs her and spins her around. Now she and Jade are brawling in the ring. They don't want to wait for their match at Spring Break."

Andrew Fulton : "Meanwhile, security and personnel can't even stop the other ladies from beating each other up. Jade clotheslines herself and Brewster out of the ring onto the floor where they continue their war."

Jeremy Tucker : "I've heard of Mid-South matches being all out brawls but this is ridiculous. What else can happen to make this even more memorable."

(A ninja dressed in armed forces fatigues comes out from under the apron and knocks out Lynn Brewster.)

Andrew Fulton : "You had to ask that stupid question."

Jeremy Tucker : "Whoever it is is standing next to Jade and they leave ringside together. Talking about a memorable event ending with one epic battle. However, the talk is going to be as usual about Lynn Brewster and Jade's latest chapter in their classic, epic and brutal war culminating with Lynn's championship crowning. We'll see what's going to happen next. For Andrew Fulton and myself that's all for us here and we'll see you the next time."

Andrew Fulton : "Hey these are good Croc-o-nuts. Jade thanks for the free snack. Ha! Ha!"

(The SWAT logo appears and the scene slowly fades to black.)