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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:33:25 GMT -5
Scene opens up to the Tucson Convention Centre, Arizona. The place is sold out and Ring Announcer Frank Salazar is in the middle of the ring. He is accompanied by the entire SWAT roster including all the legends returning for this show.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. Thank you for your attendance, tonight is a very special night, tonight we pay tribute to one of our own, who has left us far too soon.
Not one of our best ..... but ....... THE! VERY BEST to set foot in SWAT. EVER!
This was Tims home, and we his family, and our thoughts go to his loved ones. Tonight we honour him as best we can in the only way we know how.
We ask you all too please stand for a moments silence.
The crowd stand as one, and the SWAT Tron lights up with a picture of Tim Jackson.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, DING!!!!
Centuries by Fall Out Boy hits and on the SWAT Tron we see the picture of Tim change, and the name Badazz Bryant Tanner appear. TBOMB then joins it on the TRON, 2 Damn Cool lights up also on the Tron. Kaycee Tanner / Young flashes over the Tron. Brandon Young appears next to her name and they both flash together.
Then the Tron goes black, and ADRIAN TANNER JR explodes onto the screen. The crowd erupt and start chanting. TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER .... TANN_ER!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow. I still cant believe it Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : Me either Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Lets take it back to Frank.
We see Frank Salazar in the ring still, also still in there is the Destroyers, Adam & Noah Davis, accompanied by Rick Owen, and across from them the Kliq! Bruno and DKahuna, they are accompanied by Tamara Sanchez, K-dogs Girl.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first ...... accompanied by Tamara Sanchez .... BRUNO!!!! DK!!!! THE KLIQ!!!!
The KLIQ mount the turnbuckles to a great applause.
Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponents ...... accompanied by the legendary Rick Owen ... hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota .... coming in at a combined weight of 500 pounds .... Adam & Noah Davis .... THE DESTROYERS!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Bo Brady signals for the bell, and this one is under way.
Andrew Fulton : Rick moving from management and failed President to manager and trainer now Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Ricks done it all in this business, and now passing on his wisdom to his nephews The Destroyers, i envisage big things for them here in SWAT.
Adam and Bruno get the match started, and Bruno with the height and strength advantage locks him up and powers him into the corner. Clean break from Bruno.
Andrew Fulton : Bruno has been working hard as Bodyguard for Soutter and has never looked better, in the KGB that is, why he would bring back these other lackeys is beyond me.
Jeremy Tucker : DK and Bruno broke into this sport together with Tanner. And Tamara also, she is no lackey, one of the toughest girls to set foot in the ring, and successfully ran her own fed under Ring Syndicate Germany for a time.
Bruno and Adam lock up again, and Bruno whips him into the ropes, Adam bounces off, right into a big boot from Bruno.
Andrew Fulton : Thats KGB style there Jerry!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno going for a cover, dont tell me its going to be over already. One ... kick out by Adam Davis.
Andrew Fulton : Bruno tags in DK, and Bruno then body slams Adam.
Jeremy Tucker : DK with a knee drop. He then snap suplexes Adam, and goes for the top rope. The Kliq looking great! DK is perched up there .... he sets sail for a splash .... Adam rolls out of the way, and tags in his brother Noah Davis.
Noah with a double ax handle
Andrew Fulton : I remember when we first saw DK, it was back at the pw.com forums, before facebook, before social media.
Noah with a swinging knee lift.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, i recall also, the internet was not brand new, but still new enough, if you wanted to talk to other people, you joined a forum. PW.com was home to many who joined our world, DK and Tripps had a feud established, and agreed to the first ever PW sanctioned match.
Noah tags in Adam, and Adam delivers a back hand chop.
Andrew Fulton : What a jib that was. TGunn volunteered to referee and oversee the match, and then it later turned our he WAS an alt of Tripps. What a crazy genius.
Another chop from Adam to DK.
Jeremy Tucker : You say genius, i say cheater.
Belly to back suplex from Adam to DK.
Andrew Fulton : Potatoe, PotAtoe.
Back body drop from Adam to DK.
Jeremy Tucker : So then PW.com wrestling was born. The UWA was formed, under Packer, Angel, Soutter, TGunn and MLP.
DK fights back to get the ascendancy with a back fist punch, then another, then a lou thesz press, and tags in Bruno.
Andrew Fulton : Compton Colossal in the house! And MLP, i remember him!
Bruno steps over the top rope and levels Adam with a viscous clothesline.
Jeremy Tucker : Not long after the UWA formation, TGunn would split to form his own fed, ICW with Tripps, The Kliq and some other talent.
Bruno with a gutbuster to Adam.
Andrew Fulton : The UWA was in trouble at that stage, Packer, Soutter and Angel Iscariot added Kilmer to their management team, and then went on a recruiting spree, adding the likes of Big Stan, Chupcabra and the legend himself Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!
Bruno with a piledriver and a cover, 2 count and Adam kicks out.
Jeremy Tucker : Close call there for the Destroyers. What a time that was back then, after that, the fed exploded, Cobryn joined, as did Rick Owen and The Messiah!
Bruno tags in DK, and DK delivers a nice drop kick to Adam.
Andrew Fulton : UWA was on fire then, signing Kilroy Evans from another fed working at PW, and eventually the crown jewel Hunglow coming over from Tripps ICW.
Jeremy Tucker : The rest as they say, is history.
Andrew Fulton : Whats with the history lesson anyway Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Just seeing DK brang it all back.
Andrew Fulton : Good times.
Jeremy Tucker : Adam Davis in trouble here, he needs a tag, badly.
Andrew Fulton : DK whips him into the corner, and runs in for a stinger splash .... Davis gets out of the way!
Jeremy Tucker :Adam crawls slowly to his corner, YES!! Tags in Noah!
Andrew Fulton : Noah enters the ring and collects DK with a running forearm smash!
Jeremy Tucker : Short arm clothesline from Noah!
Andrew Fulton : Destroyers back in control here Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Well oiled machine they look like.
Andrew Fulton : Noah tags in Adam, and double drop kick to DK.
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno enters the ring, and charges Noah, levelling him with a spear.
Andrew Fulton : Adam with a spinning heel kick to Bruno, sends him toppling over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker : Adam with a Hammerlock to a scoop slam on DK.
Andrew Fulton : Adam locks the head of DK in his knees, lifts him up for a piledriver!
Jeremy Tucker : Off the top rope Noah flies, and spikes DK! Spike Piledriver!!!
Andrew Fulton : The Minnesota Spike!!
Jeremy Tucker : Adam with the cover ...................... One ............................... Two ................. Bruno enters the ring but Noah drop kicks him back out ................... THREE!!!!!
Andrew Fulton : DESTROYERS WIN IT!
Jeremy Tucker : What a debut!
Andrew Fulton : Great match to start the night, Tim loved him some tag team action, and we not only start off the show with it, but we will be finishing with it TOO!!!
Skillet Feel Invincible hits and Rockin Rick raises both their arms in victory.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:34:11 GMT -5
Ice T Peel their Caps Back instrumental hits, and the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, Mad Dog Paul Soutter heads down the ramp to the ring. Suit pushes down the top rope and enters the ring stepping over the top. He stands in the ring for a long moment looking to the crowd, then, stares into the camera.
Soutter : Man, what to say. I have thought long and hard on how to address you all tonight, and how best to speak of Tim.
What i thought about most, was not about how great he was, and the face of SWAT and our family. Frank already covered all of that, and every word he said was true.
There has been none better step foot in this company.
What i think needs clarifying, is WHY he was the best. Simply put. He GOT_IT.
Everything that this industry entails. He_Got_It!
What a privilege it was for us to be his home. What a testament it is too him that all these past Stars would return here tonight.
And speaking of. HUNGLOW!!! STEIN!!! BRUNO!!! OWEN!!!! VIPER!!!! PHOENIX!!!! JADE!!!! ELLSWORTH!!!! KILROY!!!! SYBERUS!!!!!
YOU_STILL_GOT_IT!!!!
Crowd erupts in a You still got it chant
Soutter : And HUNGLOW!!!
Your_Gonna_GET_IT!!!
Suit drops the mic and Ice T Peel their Caps Back instrumental blares thru the arena, Soutter heading back up the ramp.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:34:35 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM TRANSYLVANIA, ROMANIA, COMING IN AT 55 & 135 POUNDS ..... JENNIFER ENIGMA!!!
A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation blasts over the PA Systems as the crowd boos and Jennifer comes out on stage with her barbed wire staff and then looks at the fans and then takes her time going down the ramp as the crowd boos loudly, she then makes her way to the ring and starts prancing around the ring and then smiles sadistically at the crowd as she sits on the ropes and awaits the start of the match.
Jeremy Tucker : Jennifer enigma making her SWAT debut, and these Arizona fans dont seem to like her too much.
Frank Salazar & : AND INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT ... HAILING FROM DALLAS, TEXAS .... COMING IN AT 58 & 180 POUNDS .... SHE IS A TWO TIME SWAT WORLD WOMENS CHAMPION ...... ALICE
Gitty Up (remix) by Salt N Pepa feat Rufus Blaq hits and Alice bounces out to the entrance way, pumping her left arm in the air to the beat, she jiggies her way down the rampway to the beat high fiving the fans on the way, slides under the bottom rope and crawls to the turnbuckle, climbing each one from her knees to her feet sexily, mounting the second buckle and posing for the crowd.
Jeremy Tucker : SWAT fav and stalwart Alice in the ring, and look at that Fulton, she is wearing a Kaycee Tanner t-shirt.
Andrew Fulton : Thats nice, BUT LOOK AT THAT!!!
Jennifer charges Alice from behind while she is on the turnbuckle, and clobbered her with a double ax handle. Alice slumps ontop of the top turnbuckle, and Jennifer hooks her and mounts the bottom rope.
Jeremy Tucker : GERMAN Suplex!! Jennifer is all over Alice her from the onset.
Andrew Fulton : When is she meant to be on her from Jerry? Mid way match?
Jeremy Tucker : Come on Fulton. This is a exhibition match, Alice was honouring Kaycee, and gets bum rushed by this Jenny come lately.
Andrew Fulton : Its not Rocky 4 Jerry. There are NO exhibition matches. You enter the squared circle, and its time to go, everyone wants to make a name for themselves, and why wouldnt Jennifer seize this opportunity in front of such a large audience.
Jennifer with a buzz saw kick to Alice, then running powerslams her into the corner. Jennifer charges into the corner
Jeremy Tucker : BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer is on FIRE!
Jeremy Tucker : Cover from Jennifer ............ One ............. Two ... kick out by Alice.
Jennifer snarls at the ref, then nails Alice with a hard chop.
Andrew Fulton : Alice winces at the chop, then answers with a chop of her own, harder, louder!
Jenifer chops Alice again, and again, Alice chops back, harder, louder.
Jeremy Tucker : GO ALICE!
Andrew Fulton : No need for cheerleading Jerry.
Another chop by Alice, and a fourth, a 5th, SIXTH!
Jeremy Tucker : The chest of Jennifer is bright red, Alice making chop suey of her. Alice roars loudly in anger, and levels Jennifer with a spinning discuss clothesline!
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer making her way to her feet. SAVATE KICK!
Jeremy Tucker : Alice in full control here, she goes for a cover ......... One ......... Two ... kick out by Jennifer.
Alice nails a reverse running bulldog
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer rolls to the outside. Smart move.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice springboards to the top rope and somersaults, connecting with a missile drop kick to the face of Jennifer. UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Crowd erupts into a holy shit chant
Andrew Fulton : Welcome to SWAT Jennifer.
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome indeed.
Andrew Fulton : Alice rams the head of Jennifer into the ring apron, then German suplexes her into the safety rail, Jennifer landing awkwardly.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice digs under the ring, and pulls out a table. The crowd is going OFF!!
Andrew Fulton : Alice setting up the table, she lays Jennifer on it and slides back into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice runs off the ropes, and springboards again, 450 SPLASH!!!! Sends Jennifer crumpling thru that table!! My GOD!!!
Andrew Fulton : Man o Man.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice rips off the Kaycee t shirt and waves it in air, then tosses it into the crowd to a lucky fan.
Andrew Fulton : DAMN IT!
Jeremy Tucker : What?
Andrew Fulton : No wardrobe malfunction
Jeremy Tucker : Typical. Alice rolls Jennifer into the ring, and goes for the cover. One ..................... Two ..................... Jennifer rolls the shoulder. I dont believe it.
Andrew Fulton : She has some fight left in her just yet.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice stares at the ref in shock. Then heads for the top rope. Alice flying again .... LEGDROP!!! Misses!!! Jennifer rolled out the way.
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer rolls over to Alice, and starts choking her. Brutal.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice gasping for air, Jennifer choking the life out of her. She pulls her to her feet, and wraps her neck up in the ropes. Alice is trapped. Jennifer laying some boots in, then taunts Alice, slapping her across the face.
Andrew Fulton : Alice is furious, and Jennifer is getting her 2nd wind.
Jeremy Tucker : Jennifer with a hard bitch slap now to Alice, then, joins herself in the ropes , locking on a tarantula!
Andrew Fulton : Love IT!
Jeremy Tucker : Ref in there checking on Alice, and she refuses to submit. Dont check if she wants to give ref, break the hold damn it, she is in the ropes!!!
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer breaks the hold, and from the outside, head butts the back of Alices head.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice falls to the mat, clutching the back of her skull.
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer flings over the ropes and lands with a double footstomp on Alice.
Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Jennifer. One ..................... two ............. kick out by Alice.
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer with a running head scissors float over, Tornado DDT!!!
Jeremy Tucker : MY MISTRESS!!!
Andrew Fulton : Who is?
Jeremy Tucker : The moves name you fool!
Andrew Fulton : Thought you were turning kinky on us Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : (chuckles at Fultons gutter humour to spite himself.)
Jennifer now signals its all over, and heads to the tope rope. Launches for a Top rope Headbutt, but Alice rolls out of the way and Jennifer eats nothing but matt.
Andrew Fulton : Empty pool.
Jeremy Tucker : Both girls out, slowly they both make it too their feet, Jennifer whips Alice into the ropes ... Alice handstand bounces off the ropes and backflips into a PELE!!!
Andrew Fulton : Alice hooking Jennifer .... FALCON ARROW!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats it folks, this one is done and dusted. Alice with the regulation cover ............ One ........................ Two .............. Jennifer gets the shoulder up.
Andrew Fulton : WOW!
Jeremy Tucker : How resilient is Jennifer Enigma!?
Andrew Fulton : Tough as they come.
Jennifer back to her feet swings widely at Alice, who Matrix ducks under the shot, then spins into a leg sweep and continues spinning into a standing moonsault.
Jeremy Tucker : What a combo!!! Alice desperate to finish off Jennifer ... locks in for a Alice Cuttah~! But Jennifer blocks it, sliding her head out, then as Alice turns around .... she just spat some sort of red liquid into the eyes of Alice. NOOO!!!
Alice claws at her eyes, and Jennifer nails her with a thunderous neck breaker.
Andrew Fulton : Dahlia DUST Jerry thats called!
Jeremy Tucker : Jennifer looks crazed with the red liquid dripping down her chin. She smiles sadistically, and heads back to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton : If at first you dont succeed.
Jeremy Tucker : Jennifer signals once more for the MCCD! Mistress Comes Crashing Down ... and FLIES!!!! WOW!!!!! Again Alice rolled out of the way.
Andrew Fulton : That had to be on pure instinct, she still cant even barely see Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Alice now crawling for the turnbuckle, she climbs up top, and signals for the Top You Off!!! She is perched, waiting on her prey.
Andrew Fulton : Jennifer makes her way slowly to her feet, and Alice sets sail!!!
Alice dives off the top going for the Molly Go Round, but Jennifer rolls between her legs, and Alice crashes face first into the matt.
Jeremy Tucker : Jennifer just managing to evade the Top You Up.
Andrew Fulton : CYCLONE UNPRETTIER!!!! DANSE MACABRE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Oh My GAWD!!! Jennifer falls ontop of Alice for the cover ..................... ONE ............................... TWO .............................. THREE!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton : Its over!!! Jennifer is victorious against SWAT veteran Alice.
Jeremy Tucker : What a match up! I cant wait to see more of Enigma here in the Amazons. Alice was valiant and this one could of gone either way, hope to see these two go at it again sooner rather than later.
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ..... JENNIFER_ENIGMA!!!!!
A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation hits and Jennifer lets the referee raise her arm then whips it away and stares at him with disdain, sliding out of the ring and heading to the back the thrill of victory pulsing thru her.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:34:54 GMT -5
[Jettisoning out of Rosie's left nostril and using his trusty sickle to hitch a ride off a shooting star, your protagonist has gone through countless cosmic adventures on his way ---- Backstage.] [Man I hate controlled settings.] [Unable to find his private dressing room, the king of snakes has scouted out the entrance of the building to act as his new domicile of evil. Here he leans back in a steel chair, contemplating the practical uses for a self-rotating Tanner corpse, so spinning over Syberus headlining this damned show. Pouring some drain cleaner into the water cooler for a rib, your Uncle Vile almost jumps out of his snakeskin when confronted by two skeletons.] Vile "Vince" Viper <clutching chest>: NOT ME! TAKE THE YOUNG INSSSTEAD! [The skeletons give each other confused looks before one unmasks to reveal former SWAT Ultimate Champion, LEFT Tentacle.] LEFT Tentacle: ...It's just us, Mr. Viper. [If looks could kill.] Sirius Man: We got those Cobra costumes like you wanted... LEFT Tentacle <striking a pose>: Sweep the leg! [Turning on his heel, TripleV throws the can of drain cleaner at the wall, before running a claw through his slicked back hair...] Vile "Vince" Viper: NOT Cobras, you idiotsss - COBRYN... you're supposed to dressssss up like Cobryn!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT YOU TO DRESSSSSSSS LIKE THE COBRASSS?! Sirius Man: Why would you want us to dress like Cobryn? Vile "Vince" Viper <eyes narrow>: After I beat the crap out of you, either the real one gets mad and makes an appearance, or everyone thinks I beat the real one... either way Adrian's dream match is appeased, and I don't have to worry about any vicious reprisals from the <hushed whisper> Guild of Arizona Assssssasssssssinsss... LEFT Tentacle & Sirius Man <in unison>: Is that even a real thing? Vile "Vince" Viper <wide eyed>: It has to be! <snort> Who would make up something like that? [All three stare into the camera before continuing...] Vile "Vince" Viper: They could be lurking anywhere, and I'm stuck here all night like a sitting duck...
Jimmy The Page: Owww my leg!
LEFT Tentacle: It didn't work!
[Having failed in their leg sweep attempt, the two skeletons hide behind their elderly mentor.]
Jimmy The Page: You're up next Mister Viper...
Vile "Vince" Viper: Is it the end of the show already?
Jimmy The Page: Not for hours - but you're...
Vile "Vince" Viper <nervous tick>: ...dragged down to the midcard because of my inferior opponent, Al Turner?
[Its true - and the only thing timeless about him is working the opener.]
Vile "Vince" Viper <cracking knuckles>: We're going to have to step things up... <turning to his cronies> You two round up the rest of the boys... they aren't wearing cobra costumes are they...
Sirius Man: ...
LEFT Tentacle: ...no!
Vile "Vince" Viper <slapping forehead>: After I finish with Turner collect his corpse, we may need it to fake my own death - but have the rest of the SWAT Backyard guys searching the arena for Cobryn. Goddamn Cobryn! That worthless ingrate shows up - we're going to crucify him.
[...blank stares. Resentment.]
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...What?!
Sirius Man: It's just... Cobryn is kind of dangerous and we don't even like Adrian Tanner. Like we feel bad for him... but he kind of put us all out of work.
LEFT Tentacle: We really dont want to be here.
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...Bad mouthing our guest of honour?
[...]
Vile Vince Viper <forced smile>: I've taught you kidsss well...
[The Paragon of Pain turns back to the cooler for a second before producing two Dixie cups with his recent concoction.]
Vile "Vince" Viper: I understand where you're coming from - Adrian took a lot of your livelihoods away. You two head home - here <handing over the cups> have a drink. It has to be hot as hell in those skeleton costumes...
Sirius Man: Thanks for understanding Mr. Viper.
[The scarlet serpent produces a flask from his snakeskin suit...]
Vile "Vince" Viper <pouring them into his Adrian Tanner memorial cup>: Keenan tearsss.
LEFT Tentacle <rubbing the sweat off the part of his tentacle costume that would be a brow>: I don't know why we didn't take off our other masks before putting these ones on...
Vile "Vince" Viper <the memorial cup>: To remembering passst friendsss in our own way...
[We cut away as the two Cobras drink the drain cleaner.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:35:09 GMT -5
[We see Alice standing backstage after her match, SWAT interviewer Tye Gibson beside her in front of a SWAT banner.]
Tye Gibson : Alice. What a match! Can we get a word?
Alice : Tye. (a little breathless) I hope you like what you just saw. Because you will never see that again!
Tye : See what again?
Alice : You will never see me lose to the likes of Jennifer Enigma, ever_AGAIN!
Jennifer. Congratulations. You got the win tonight. Enjoy it while you can. I guarantee it will never happen again. Most likely as you wont be here and will disappear in a cloud of mediocrity like oh so many who have come before you. Come, and gone.
If not and miracles happen and you manage to stick around long enough for a rematch, then know the tide will turn, and next time it will be I who is victorious, and every time there after!
Tye : How about the upcoming Amazons show Alice. Your scheduled to meet Suzi Spitz and Diamond Rose.
Alice : Two more new comers. Suzi i have seen around and heard a lot of. She is making a big name here in the wrestling world and it will be my privilege to welcome her to SWAT. Alice Amazon style welcome her that is.
And Diamond Rose. (Alice scoffs) I took Jennifer Enigma too lightly here tonight and dismissed her without doing my due diligence and researching her, to be sure to be sure i wont be making the same mistake twice in a row.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on ME!
Tye : Womens wrestling is really exploding, with even here tonight THREE feature matches.
Alice : So i see. Even that harlot Wildcat Brewster has a match. That cow could never lace my boots, and she will be going back to the retirement home in an ambulance by nights end, if she knows whats good for her that is. If not, and she wants to hang around the Amazons for a while, she will be heading the cemetery instead, care of ME! Alice!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:35:27 GMT -5
Prease risten to this wonderfur music whire you watch my promo Come Together by The Beatles : m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw9epwL5eMo~ The Hottest Japanese Chic that EVER Existed walks happily, eating a frosty treat, and singing loudly, and horribly out of tune, as she enjoys her daily walk, in the park just across the street from the arena. ~ Shawana : HERE COME OH FRAT TOP HE COME GROOVY UP SROWRY! HE GOT JUUUU-JU EYBARR, HE WANT HOOORY RORRER! ~ She suddenly stops, and wipes absolutely no sweat from her brow, and takes a bite of her popsicle. ~ Shawana : Whew! It is verrrrrrrry hot today. I sure am grad I have some remon-rime fravor popsicker to keep me feering coor, and refresh! ~ She looks toward the arena, and takes a quick deep breath. ~ Shawana : I wirr need to be 110% for my debut match. Maybe I wirr even be one hundred and EREVEN percent! Prus, I have to rook good for arr of my fan! That why I have been rifting weights! ~ Shawana flexes her muscle, and moves her arm toward the cameraman. ~ Shawana : Werr? Go ahead. Feer my musser. I can rift a ROT of weight. So even if my opponent has a ritter bit of fatty tissue, I can stirr use my Rucha Ribre Wrestering Skirr on her. I rearn how to wrester from the Ancient Japanese Master in Tokyo, so I am verrrrry good. Oh, I am SOOOooo sorry. My brirriant Japanese brain think rike a super computer. I sometime forget you simper minded foors cannot understand big scientific word rike 'fatty tissue'. That because you are not a Hott Japanese Chic rike me. My peoper are born highry interrigent. We can understand morecurar structure, and a theory of reretivity, just rike Arbert Einstein say. Our superior Japanese interrigence is UNRIMITED! They make many thing in Japan, rike Praystation 4, and ROTS of Gojira movie! Here, you onry have a big monkey. And since I am much more smarter than a monkey, I wirr try to use smarr word for you from now on. I have a verrrrry strong opponent this week. And I wirr easirry defeat her with the wrestering knowredge I rearn from the Ancient Japanese Master. It is armost rike a Bruce Ree movie. I wirr face off with her and I wirr give her a broody nose with a deadry spinning back kick. I wirr give her back eyes, and I wirr break her reg! She wirr not escape the wrath of The Tokyo Terror! So now, if you wirr excuse me, I must finish my dayree wark in the park, so I can get in shape. See you rater, arrigator! ~ The Tokyo Terror returns to her daily routine of walking around the park, and, of course, her off key, and very loud singing. ~ Meanwhile, just on the other side of the park... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Go ahead... add your part in this crazy story... but... whatever you do... DON'T mess with her popsicles... that would make her angry... that would make her REEEEEAL angry... and trust me, when I say... you wouldn't like her when she's angry. ? ㊗ ㊙ ? |
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:35:52 GMT -5
Ramones cover of "It's a wonderful world" hits and Vile Vince Viper makes his way down the ramp way, he stands to mock the fans and they bow in the were not worthy fashion. Viper dismisses them and continues down to the ring, brimming with confidence.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM BUCHAREST, ROMANIA, COMING IN AT 59 & 259 LBS
Jeremy Tucker : The Vile One, Vince Viper, back here in SWAT!
Andrew Fulton : This man is a wrestling god!
Jeremy Tucker : Thought you were a Timeless man.
Andrew Fulton : Viper had me at TITTIES!
[Orion - Eternity (Chillout Version) hits
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of?
Timeless Turner struts down the aisle, glaring at the crowd with contempt and disgust. Roxy stops to interact with one of the crowd, then wretches and turns away heading to the ring, she gets up on the apron and holds the ropes down for Turner.
Roxy grabs the mic and passes it to Turner.
Timeless : I got passion in my pants and i aint afraid to show it.
Crowd : IM, SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Timeless : No (holding his hand up to block them) Your not! I (points to himself with his thumb) AM!
Timeless drops the mic and saunters smugly around the ring impressed with himself.
Jeremy Tucker : To break the 3rd wall, once again, Tim absolutely loved that entrance of Timeless.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, well, he loved Triple V more.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Bo Brady calls for the bell, and this one is under way. Timeless getting in the face of Viper, and flexing his muscles, Triple V yawns.
Andrew Fulton : He has seen this all before, i love me some Timeless, but Triple V is legen .... wait for it .... dary.
Jeremy Tucker : Thanks Barney.
Timeless goes to hook up with Triple V, and Triple V with a thumb to the throat. Viper then with some rapid fire fists to Timeless.
Andrew Fulton : Vince on from the get go here.
Triple V hooks Timeless and plants him with an exploder suplex.
Jeremy Tucker : Timeless bunces up and sends Viper to the mat with a belly to belly suplex.
Andrew Fulton : Triple V goes to the eyes, and gouges them, Timeless is blinded.
Jeremy Tucker : Japanese arm drag from Triple v to Timeless. Both men bounce to their feet and Timeless levels Triple V with a devastating clothesline.
Timeless stands over Triple V and poses, his muscles rippling like a god.
Andrew Fulton : Man, he is something.
Jeremy Tucker : Every womans wet dream
Andrew Fulton : You would know.
Timeless stomps on Triple V, then plants him with a full nelson suplex.
Dragon suplex from Timeless to Triple V
Inverted atomic drop fromTimeless to Triple V, Triple V head butss Timeless. Then knees him n the balls, Timeless hunching over.
Jeremy Tucker : Viper snarls down at Timeless and delivers a boot scrape to the face. How were them chain of suplexes from Timeless Fulton, the man is a technical wizard.
Andrew Fulton : Ey. That he is, a true master. Triple v is a master too though, in the ways of winning, and all that is sinister.
Jeremy Tucker : He reminds me of the Emperor from Star Wars.
Andrew Fulton : Star Wars reference, nice, Tim loved him a Star Wars reference.
Triple v miracle ecstasy bomb.
Triple V with a single arm powerbomb.
Triple V with a Mad Scientist bomb.
Jeremy Tucker : WOW! Viper just unleashed a mad series of powerbombs on Timeless.
Andrew Fulton : This could be it Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Viper drops for the cover. One .......................... two ............................ thr kick out by Timeless.
Andrew Fulton : Close call. Viper not pleased and screams at the ref that was three.
Jeremy Tucker : Viper whips Timeless into the ropes. Jumping backdrop driver. Devastating manoeuvre and Viper bounced off the mat with the impact delivering it, another cover ........... one .................... two ................ thre kick out from Timeless.
Andrew Fulton : Timeless is resilient; he can take it as well as give it Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Viper up now in referee Bradys face, and yelling at him, Brady trying to stand his ground and point out he is in charge, but Viper intimidating him and has him backed up into the corner. Timeless with a HUGE SPLASH! Avanaches Triple V right into the ref!
Andrew Fulton : REF BUMP!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple V and referee Brady slumped on the mat. Timeless floors Viper with a Falcon Arrow. Drops for the cover ................. no ref to make the count.
Andrew Fulton : Timeless shakes referee Brady and he is out cold. Timeless flips him over, unbuckles his belt and rips it out from his pants.
Jeremy Tucker : Timeless looks incensed. He twirls the belt around in the air, then WHACK! Cracks it into the back of Triple V! And again, another shot, WOW a 3rd!
Andrew Fulton : Triple V howls in pain, and its not enough for Timeless, he bends down, and rips the back of Vipers black snake skin suit, and a big tear comes down the back of it, his back covered in scar tissue, look at them scars Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : WHACK! Timeless cracks the belt again onto the bare back of Triple V! And a 5th, 6th SEVEN SHOTS WITH THE BELT! Look at Viper, he is in trouble, and look at that suit Fulton, it shows some padding, no wonder Viper can absorb so much punishment.
Andrew Fulton : Timeless now looks crazed Jerry, he has lost it and is tying the belt around the neck of Triple V and the top rope, he is hanging him Jerry, TIMELESS ALEX TURNER IS HANGING TRIPLE V!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Viper is gasping for air, and Timeless flips him over the ropes to the outside, his legs now dangling, he is in real trouble here! Referee Brady slowly pulling his way to his feet up the top rope, and Roxy jumps up on the apron checking on him, yelling that Viper attacked him and to call for the bell.
Andrew Fulton : Would you look at that! Referee Bradys pants have fallen to his ankles, and the crowd is laughing hysterically, he is wearing a pair of womens panties! And i do believe they be Roxys panties from the Timeless match with Brian Miles and his tag partner.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, lets take a look at the replay of the end of the Timeless vs CCS
Replay hits ....
Ace: Alex points towards Roxy and tells her enter the ring. Alex up to his feet now and picks up Brian Miles and hits another falcon arrow. But here comes Roxy stepping through the ropes rubbing the middle rope between her legs and slowly lifting up her skirt for the crowd which is going off with chants of Roxy all throughout the arena.
Jax: First strippers and now Roxy! Good lord I need to carry more cash on me at these shows.
Ace: Roxy parading herself around the ring stops and slides her hands up her skirt, my god I cant believe this, shes removing her panties in the middle of the ring! I have kids damnit!!! I cant call this!
Jax: Oh heaven on earth I can die a happy man. Throw em to me Roxy I wont sell them on E-Bay.
Ace: Roxy now waving them around in the air and the fans are screaming for her to throw them as shes got a smile on her face. The referee is standing there completely dumbfounded and doesnt know what to do.
Jax: The crowd is going wild Ace! Roxy now standing directly over Brian Miles and the poor sap is laid out and eyes shut. He has no clue what is standing directly over his face, good lord for once I want to be a wrestler and have my ass beat. Sign me up for a match with Alex Turner at the next show.
Ace: Roxy hands her panties off to the referee who is like a deer caught in the headlights. He is frozen like a bag of ice and is lost in his own world. Roxy now puts her high heel on Brians neck and snaps her fingers for the referee to make the count.
Jax: Oh sweet Jesus this is truly the summer sizzler. Let freedom ring, I said let freedom ring baby!
Ace: Alex Turner now locks on the rings of Saturn on Tony Miller while the fans continue to chant Roxys name and chanting thank you.
Jax: TURNABOUT!!!!! I believe Roxy is here to stay!
Ace: The referee isnt moving. Hes looking at Alex, hes staring at the panties, hes staring at Roxy. Finally he looks over at Andrew Fulton and calls for the bell.
Andrew Fulton: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match TIMELESSSSSSS ALEXXXXX TURNERRRRRR!!!! That means that the CAPITALIST CZAR SYNDICATE ARE NO EMPLOYED BY SWAT NOR ACW AND ARE FIRRRRRRRRRED from the company.
Chants of thank you Roxy break out as the referee raises both arms and leaves the ring while Alex gets to his feet as Roxy lowers himself from the top of his chest down to his knees and licks her lips while looking at the crowd.
Jax: YES YES YES!!! Roxy isnt going anywhere.
Ace: Im just at a loss of words here. I have no clue what the hell we just witnessed but Im going to need a few hours at mass this Sunday to confess my sins.
Jax: And that right there Ace is why the guys dont take you anywhere after the show.
The crowd stands up and starts to sing while Alex Turner and Roxy make their way to the back with smiles on their faces. Turner looks into the camera and tells the world that hes coming for the International title while Roxy winks.
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
Ace: The CCS are gone and no longer part of ACW. Alex Turner is back on track and hes gunning for the International title.
Jax: MORE ROXY!!!!
Ace: Coming up next we have the ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION PSYCHOTIC GOTH & TEAM FAIRTEX TONG & PHANTAM taking on the KGB
..MAD DOD PAUL SOUTTER, THE HILLBILLY ASSASSIN JAMES FIERCE & HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY in a six man tag team elimination match.
Jax: HEY!!! The referee left with Roxys panties!
Andrew Fulton : (back to live action) See Jerry! I knew they were her panties!!!
Jeremy Tucker : I never doubted you for a second. Viper is still choking, he is motionless, dangling from the belt, Roxy is yelling at the ref to call for the bell and DQ Triple V, Brady hoists his pants up to his waist and manages to unbuckle the belt around Vipers throat.
Andrew Fulton : Referee Bo Brady may of just saved a mans life Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Timeless now is furious. He is screaming at Brady to call the bell, both he and Roxy barking at the ref about how Viper assaulted him.
Andrew Fulton : Brady doesnt know what to do, he can barely stand, and hold his pants up, let alone officiate the match. For god sake, get another official out here.
Jeremy Tucker : Roxy now trying to seduce Brady, and he is melting, like a love sick school boy, look at him, he is weak at the knees.
Andrew Fulton : Who wouldnt be, id be calling for the bell right now if she told me to, hell, id kill if that woman asked me too
Jeremy Tucker : Even me?
Andrew Fulton : Please, much less than her would i do that for. (Fulton laughs)
Jeremy Tucker : Triple V back in the ring, and he launches at Timeless, hitting him unsuspecting with a forearm smash. another one, another one, another one, another one.
Andrew Fulton : Vicious series of forearm smashes from Triple V to Timeless, and he has busted him open.
Jeremy Tucker : Triple V then does a little fargo strut, only with his hands gesturing the sign of the devil. He then jabs his pinkie & index fingers into his
opponents eyes and throat ..... SATANS STRUT!!!
Andrew Fulton : Pin by Viper on Timeless .... Brady drops for the count ............ One ..................... two ............................ th (Roxy breaks the count ripping Brady off of Timeless.)
Jeremy Tucker : Backflip thrust knee strike to the head of Roxy from Triple V! CRESCENT MOON KILLER!!!
Andrew Fulton : Man o man! Roxy is out cold, i think she needs mouth to mouth!
Jeremy Tucker : Stay right here.
Viper slithers out of the ring and grabs a roll of duct tape and an empty beer bottle. He duct tapes the bottle to his head and heads to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton : Viper going for the TSUNAMI OF FLASHBULBS!!!
Jeremy Tucker : All or nothing! Triple V sets sail ... SWAN DIVE HEAD BUTT!!! The bottle smashing inbetween the heads off Timeless and Vile Vince Viper. Both men lay in a heap in the ring, a pool of blood surrounding them ...... Triple V is laying in a heap on top of Timeless, Brady with the count ....... one ....................... TWO ........................ THREE!!!!!
Andrew Fulton : He did it, Vile Vince Viper defeats Timeless Alex Turner. Master shows the apprentice a lesson here tonight.
Jeremy Tucker : What a finish, Viper is truly one of the greats!
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ...... VILE VINCE VIPER!!!
Ramones cover of "It's a wonderful world" hits and the huge sections of the crowd bow to Triple v in the were not worthy bow again as he stumbles up the ramp way. Medics seeing to Timeless and Roxy both in the ring.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:36:09 GMT -5
[Backstage, The Freakshow Stoppa removes broken glass from his forehead --- because he only sells for his own moves. Not caring for anyone but himself, the scarlet serpent throws the bloody - possibly HEP C infected pieces out into the hallway floor, each breaking further with a CLINK.]
Vile "Vince" Viper: ...a baby's first laugh?
Timelessssssssssss.
[CLINK.]
Vile "Vince" Viper: First love's kiss?
<bemused smile> Timelesssssssssss.
[CLINK.]
[...]
Vile "Vince" Viper <flinch>: ...The memory of a departed friend?
<deadpan> Timelessssssssssssss.
[CLINK.]
Vile "Vince" Viper <looking up, barely even selling for himself>: Beating Alex Turner like the no talent one dimensional prissy bitch that he is?
[CLINK.]
Vile "Vince" Viper <checking watch>: Sunday.
[Having wasted too much time on the spastic Turner, Vile runs a razor sharp claws across what's left of his forehead, tearing out the remaining shards in no time. Spitting some black venom on the wall, your Uncle Vile turns his attention back to the hunt for for the ungrateful cocksucker Cobryn. Or someone else closer to TripleV's pay grade.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:36:26 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 59 & 150 POUNDS, HAILING FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA ..... TORNADO RED!!!
Mind your own business of C&C Music Factory hits and Tornado Red heads down the ramp way, her flaming Red hair waving as she high fives the crowd on her way to the ring. She slides under the ropes and heads to a neutral corner.
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT ..... THE VIOLENT VIXEN .... SUZI_SPITZ!!!!
C.O.D. by AC/DC hits and Suzi heads down the ramp, she taunts the crowd and then runs to the ring, sliding in and pushing past Frank, running at Red and flooring her with a running clothesline.
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi Spits is HERE! IN SWAT!
Andrew Fulton : Remember this day Jerry! Remember this_day.
Jeremy Tucker : Red caught off guard by that clothesline, and Suzi Spitz is all business, big Chop by Suzi.
Andrew Fulton : Smash them titties!
Jeremy Tucker : another chop by Suzi ... Red winces, then tries to hit back with a chop of her own, Suzi no sells it and hits Red with a deafening third CHOP!
Andrew Fulton : YEAH! Kick the shit out of her Suzi!
Jeremy Tucker : Red is in trouble early here, Release German suplex onto Red!
Andrew Fulton : Red staggering to her feet, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi Spitz having her way with Tornado Red.
Andrew Fulton : Red is clearly out matched!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi is now parading around the ring, she mounts the turn buckle and yells ...
Suzi Spitz : IS THIS ALL SWAT HAS TO OFFER?
Andrew Fulton : I can offer you the world Suzi!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi turns around and Red is waiting on her, MONKEY FLIP!!!
Andrew Fulton : Well ill be.
Jeremy Tucker : Tornado Red sticking on Suzi, Cartwheel kick!
Andrew Fulton : Red thrilled with herself, pumping her fist to the crowd .... big mistake ....
Jeremy Tucker : SAMBO SUPLEX from Suzi Spitz!!!
Andrew Fulton : I think i am in love Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Tornado Red making her way to her feet, she is a fighter.
Andrew Fulton : She is way out of her league in there with Suzi Spitz!
Jeremy Tucker : Standing drop kick from Suzi! Perfection!
Andrew Fulton : What a drop kick! That is up there with Timelesss!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi lifting Red up for a powerbomb, NO!!! Tornado Red Hurrancanranas her over, holding on for the pin ............ One ........ Two ... kick out by Suzi!
Andrew Fulton : Damn! Suzi is hot, she bounces to her feet ....
Jeremy Tucker : BELL CLAP! Tornado Red just rang Suzis bell!
Andrew Fulton : Id ring her bell!
Jeremy Tucker : Tornado Red springboard armdrag!!! Now another springboard, HEAD SCISSOR! Going for another springboard .... NO! SPINNING BACK KICK FROM SUZI!
Andrew Fulton : Spitz has had_enough of this!
Jeremy Tucker : The Violent Vixen hooks Red, DDT!!!
Andrew Fulton : Release German Suplex!!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi hoists Red up, Falling Powerslam! Suzi is angry after that onslaught by Red!
Andrew Fulton : I dont blame her, Red should issue a written apology after the match.
Jeremy Tucker : For what, competing?
Andrew Fulton : For disrespect Jerry! Things are changing around here in SWAT, and Suzi Spitz is going to help propel this fed back to the top where we belong!
Jeremy Tucker : Suzi signals its over .... grabs Red by the hair, and pulls her roughly into a powerbomb position .... hoists her up .... BANG!!!! Devastating powerbomb, right into the Sharp Shooter!!!
Andrew Fulton : BITCHMAKER!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Red locked in the sharpshooter Fulton, no where to go .... ref in there checking on Red .... thats it, Tornado Red tapping, she had no choice.
Andrew Fulton : Damn straight she had no choice. What a debut by Suzi Spitz! Look out Amazons!
Jeremy Tucker : Valiant effort by Red, but she was clearly out classed here tonight by someone very special in that ring.
C.O.D. by AC/DC hits and Suzi Spitz mounts the turnbuckle celebrating.
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ...... SUZI SPITZ!!!!!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:36:39 GMT -5
(Jade is in the lockerroom with her sister Kim and The Shootfighter. Jade is pacing back and forth psyching herself up for her match with Lynn Brewster the intensity is evident as she pounds and grin her fist in her palm.)
The Shootfighter: "You ready Jade."
Jade: "Ready isn't totally the word."
The Shootfighter: "Really what is the word."
Jade: "Prepared is more like it. Believe me I waited so long and finally me and Lynn finally settle our issues in the ring once and for all. We were supposed to have a match but SWAT closed and we never got our chance to wrestle. Now Lynn has no excuses to back out now."
Kim: "Why weren't you asked to wrestle in this tribute show since you and Soutter have a history."
The Shootfighter: "You remember I'm retired. I'm happy that I'm retired since the younger wrestlers are the future. Anyway, you can continue to wrestle and carry on my legacy."
Kim: "We aren't active wrestlers."
Jade: "I only came out of retirement to face Lynn Brewster and return her back to retirement the loser that she is."
The Shootfighter: "I think Lynn is thinking the same thing but you remember this Jade. You go out there and you show her why you want to settle the score with her once and for all. Show her what happens when you feel you were unjustly deprived of satisfaction."
Jade: "Don't worry I intend to do that and more when we step in the ring to face each other. To me it's more than just business it's going to be quite personal and I'm going to be the one who shows her who the real wrestler is and who's just a wannabe legend."
Kim: "I'll be by your side all the way Jade to make sure none of her former allies or friends interfere."
Jade: "You were always dependable when it came to being supportive. We've always had each others backs whether it was here or XPW or wherever and it was always the same we had each other's backs and will be that way to the end."
The Shootfighter: "Me I'll be in the ringside watching you beat up Lynn Brewster. I'll always support you whether you win, lose or draw."
Jade: "As long as it's brutal and hardcore violent or whatever match she likes it. I have no problem with that as long as I kick her ass all over the ring whether I do it inside the ring or outside the ring. Believe me it doesn't matter as long as I get revenge on Lynn Brewster. I'm out of here."
(She and Kim leave and The Shootfighter follows as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:37:16 GMT -5
Jeremy Tucker : Coming up next folks, we have Wildcat Lynn Brewster going up against Jade. Lynn held the SWAT Womens championship for what seemed like forever back in the day, and Jade was one of her greatest rivals, now they go at it one_more_time.
Andrew Fulton : I always fancied me the Wildcat, lets see if these two gals still got it.
"Cat Scratch Fever" hits the speakers and Wildcat comes out. She stands there, and when lyrics start she walks down to the ring. She gets on the apron edge, looking around at the crowd, then gets in the ring and removes her jacket, oblivious to any booing she's receiving, almost enjoying it
Jeremy Tucker : Introducing first, hailing from Savannah, Georgia and coming in at 6 & 215 pounds .... WILDCAT LYNN BREWSTER!!!! ..... and her opponent ... hailing from Bangkok, Thailand and coming in at 510 & 150 pounds ...... JADE!!!!!
"Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Jade comes to the ring slowly and ominously accompanied by her twin sister Kim. She jumps on the ring apron and does a sunset flip kip up before standing in the center of the ring looking slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off her dark shades and placing them in her trenchcoat and slowly and ominously taking off her trenchcoat glaring as she slowly goes to her corner continuing to glare at the opposite corner and her sister does the same thing before giving her advice.
Andrew Fulton : Ominous entrance from Jade.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee calls for the bell and this one is under way. Both girls hook up and Brewster has a power advantage, working Jade towards the corner, but Jade Mexican armdrags Brewster, into a lightning deep stepover armlock
Andrew Fulton : Jade quick to the offence, Brewster prone on the mat and rolls out of the arm lock, and delivers a tornado DDT.
Jeremy Tucker : Jade hits the mat and Lynn follows up with a running knee lift to the head of Jade. Kim yelling at Jade in support and Lynn turns and tells her to shut up and stay out of it ... leg sweep by Jade! Dragon legsweep into lightning deep figure four anklelock!
Andrew Fulton : Brewster in the figure four, she refuses to tap, its too early in the match, she will never quit.
Jeremy Tucker : Still does lots of damage.
Andrew Fulton : That it does.
Jeremy Tucker : Lynn makes it to the ropes and Jade releases the hold. Gutwrench suplex from Jade.
Andrew Fulton : Atomic drop suplex from Jade to Lynn.
Jeremy Tucker : HANGING TOWER SUPLEX from Jade! Wow!
Andrew Fulton : Jade putting on a clinic, no ring rust for her here tonight, i dont think i can say the same for Brewster
Jeremy Tucker : Jade with a cover ............ one ........ tw ... kick out by Lynn.
Andrew Fulton : Lynn fights back and hits a belly to belly suplex on Jade.
Jeremy Tucker : European Uppercut
Andrew Fulton : Bulldog from Brewster.
Lynn taunts the fans and dusts off her hands, in the how easy is this manner.
Jeremy Tucker : Jade rolls up Lynn from behind ..... One ............................. Two .......... THREE!!!! I dont believe it! Its over already! Jade just defeated Lynn Brewster!
Andrew Fulton : Caught her napping and not paying attention Jerry! Wow!
"Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses hits and Jade rolls out of the ring and celebrates with her sister, Brewster is just sitting there in the ring in shock.
Jeremy Tucker : When you thought you had seen it all, Jade with the roll up win on a unsuspecting Lynn Brewster.
Andrew Fulton : Brewster took it too easy Jerry, plain and simple. SWAT is full of the greatest stars in the world, and if you take your eye off the ball, even for a second, you will pay the price, just like Lynn has here tonight.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:37:45 GMT -5
A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and then spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III begins to play on the video screen as a begins...
Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor... Let's find out just how lucky you are...
Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver... He loads the bullet...
Ocelot: Watch closely... [takes out three revolvers]
[Scott Stapp]
"Walking around I hear the sounds
of the earth seeking relief."
Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it... I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row... Are you ready?
"I'm trying to find a reason to live
But the mindless clutter my path."
Ocelot juggles the three guns... Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces...
[Scott Stapp]
"Oh these thorns in my side
oh these thorns in my side."
The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants.
"I know I have something free
I have something so alive."
"I think they shoot cause they want it."
Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet...
"I think they shoot cause they want it."
The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces and everything cuts to black again.
"I THINK THEY SHOOT CAUSE THEY WANT IIIIIIIIIIIIIAH"
"Bullets" by Creed booms through the speakers and;
Adrian Tanner Jr Voice Over: "BE UNDENIABLE!"
Phoenix appears standing in the middle of the stage, head covered by the hood of his ring vest. Red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as the music plays through the PA.
Frank Salazar : "Introducing to the ring from Red Bank, New Jersey weighing in at two hundred sixty-five pounds and standing six feet, six inches tall! He is the President of SWAT... PHHHHOEEEEEENNNIIXXXXXX!!!"
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
Phoenix raises both arms over his head letting them come to rest stretched out in front of him, pointing like guns at the ring. At the announcement of his name he 'fires' and flame pyro explodes from the stage as the crowd cheers in approval.
[Scott Stapp]
"I feel forces all around me
come on raise your heeeeeaaaad.
Those who hide behind the shadows
live with all that's deeeeeaaaad."
The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect. Phoenix stalks to one side of the stage, looks at the screaming crowd, and thrusts both arms out to his sides, hands loosely open, drawing in the energy. He suddenly puts both arms straight out his hands turn to guns again, and he jaws out to the crowd.
[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
(LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH)
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head...
Through my head...
Through my head..."
Fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Mars, Rick Dushae, Dave Rave, Extreme Killer Phil, Soulfly and Jace Mingla.
[Scott Stapp]
"In my lifetime when I'm disgraced
jealousy and lies.
I laugh aloud 'cause my life
has gotten inside someone else's mind."
Phoenix moves to the other side of the stage and repeats, getting another burst of energy in response.
[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
(LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH)
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
Through my heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad
(my heeeeeeeeaaaaaad)"
The crowd roars and he begins making his way down towards the ring slapping hands with the fans as the haze dissipates, playing up the crowd with a load of energy.
[Scott Stapp]
"Hey...
All I want is what's real,
something to touch and to feel.
I'll hold it close and never let it go..."
A clip shot plays of Adrian battling Daniel Collins at Summer Sizzler.
[Scott Stapp]
"Say why...
Why do we live this life
with all this hate inside?
I'll give it away 'cause I don't want it no more."
Shots show Adrian in the TKOW back offices with T.H. Power and Phoenix.
[Scott Stapp]
"Please...
help me find a place,
somewhere far away.
Yes I'll go and you'll never see me again."
Phoenix slides into the ring, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the 'gun' and 'fires' setting off the opposite corners flame pyro.
[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
(Through my heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad)"
Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the vest, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs his Rosary over the ringpost.
[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
Through my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad"
He stands center of the ring and gun points at the Tron, and the Adrian Tanner Memorial graphic appears one more time.
"LOOK AT MEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH..."
Frank Salazar : And introducing his opponent ....
Stuck in the Middle With You starts to play over the PA system as The Hillbilly Assassin James Fierce slowly makes his way to the ramp. He slowly strut dances his way down the ramp, while a glimpse of a smirk can be seen through his awesomely thick beard. He then enters the ring, and poses for a moment, staring at Phoenix
Frank Salazar : Wayne County, West Virginia, coming in at 63 & 285 pounds .... JAMES FIERCE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : What a match up Fulton, this is the one i have been waiting for.
Ref calls for the bell and both men hook up, Phoenix powering Fierce into the corner, clean break.
Andrew Fulton : How long since Phoenix wrestled Jerry?
PX throws Fierce to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, Fierce ducks under and bounces off again but PX followed him to the ropes and connects with a knee to the guts.
Jeremy Tucker : No idea how long, looks like he is in great shape though.
Side headlock take down from PX to Fierce.
Andrew Fulton : Two of SWATs finest going at it here Jerry, i love both these guys, and there may well be a loser after the match, but it wont be us or the fans.
Fierce counters the head lock into a short arm scissors. PX powers up out of it and slams Fierce to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker : PX grabs Fierce but Fierce hooks him and rolls him up in a small package ............ One ......... Two ... kick out by Phoenix.
Andrew Fulton : Fierce and PX both on their feet and Fierce smiling at PX in the almost had you look.
Jeremy Tucker : Hook up, Fierce with a head lock, countered by PX who spins it around ... Jawbreaker by Fierce!
Andrew Fulton : Great chain wrestling by these two legends.
Jeremy Tucker : Fierce follows up with a side Russian leg sweep.
Andrew Fulton : Face driver to PX!!
Jeremy Tucker : Burning Hammer! James Fierce with the burning Hammer on PX, covers ............. One ............................... Two ............. kick out by PX.
Andrew Fulton : Close one, Fierce is a technical master.
Jeremy Tucker : That he is. Phoenix more of the brawler, with the power and martial arts background.
Andrew Fulton : He is a hoss. Who needs a suplex when you can ....
Discus spin crooked arm lariat
Jeremy Tucker : When you can DO THAT! What a lariot from PX!
Andrew Fulton : Lariat Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats what i said.
Andrew Fulton : You said LariOT.
Jeremy Tucker : Are you my English spelling teacher now Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : (pulls out a red pen, biting the lid off then mumbling with it still in his mouth) Yes. I am.
Running Yakazu kick from PX.
Jeremy Tucker : Sickening kick. Tilt a whirl side slam, Phoenix with the cover ............. One ............... Two ...... kick out by Fierce.
Andrew Fulton : Fierce back in control, running bulldog to PX.
Jeremy Tucker : Spinning back fist, PX blocks it!!!
Andrew Fulton : He just caught the fist of Fierce!!
Jeremy Tucker : Fierce runs up the turnbuckle while PX has his arm still, and PX just spins James around and plants him with a Batista spinebuster! Off the top! XING BREAKER!
Andrew Fulton : What the Fs a Xing?
Jeremy Tucker : Not sure, but, its BROKEN!!
Andrew Fulton : Phoenix heading to the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker : The big man can fly .... launches!!! PHOENIX SPLASH!!!
Andrew Fulton : Nailed it!
Jeremy Tucker : Cover by PX, One ....................... two ............. Fierce rolls the shoulder.
Andrew Fulton : PX is none too thrilled, and look, here comes Bruno down from the back.
Jeremy Tucker : What the hell. This is a Memorial show, we dont need any shenanigans!
Andrew Fulton : He is just coming out to support his fellow Bandit.
Jeremy Tucker : He was representing the Kliq earlier.
Andrew Fulton : Now he is back on duty.
Jeremy Tucker : PX glares at the big bodyguard, and then heads to the top again, he gives Bruno the double cross finger .... FLYING HEADBUTT!! Landed it! That hard leather mask crushing the skull of Fierce!
Andrew Fulton : Wow.
Jeremy Tucker : PX is rocked too .... manages to lay his arm across Fierce for the cover .............One ........................ Two ............. Bruno pulls him out of the ring by the leg.
Andrew Fulton : Way to go Bruno!
Jeremy Tucker : No! This is bullshit!
Andrew Fulton : Bruno grabs PX and choke slams him into the steel ring steps.
Jeremy Tucker : What a jib! PX was unhappy with Brunos interference in the Tanner Vs Collins match at Summer Sizzle, and here he is again.
Andrew Fulton : From the crowd a man jumps the barrier, its Daniel Collins!
Jeremy Tucker : Dark Phoenix! He has a steel chair. BANG! Knocks Bruno the fuck out!
Andrew Fulton : The Compton Colossal is out!
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix gets back to his feet, he and his son staring at one another, face to face ...
Andrew Fulton : Are they going to have a big kiss?
Fierce flies over the top rope
Jeremy Tucker : Fierce cannonballs into both Phoenixs! Wow!
Andrew Fulton : All four men on the floor, Fierce makes his way to his feet, and so too does Bruno. Bruno sets up a table.
Jeremy Tucker : Fierce makes his way back to the top rope. Bruno picks up PX in a wheel barrow and spins him around towards the table ... Fierce launches! Rocker Dropper!! Face first threw the table!
Andrew Fulton : Christopher Reeves Driver!
Jeremy Tucker : Such poor taste Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : What? I didnt name the damn move.
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno rolls PX into the ring. And Fierce grabs a chair and places it over the face of him. Heads up once again, NO!!!!
Andrew Fulton : Daniel just smashed Fierce in the back with a broken steel leg of the table. Fierce drops to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno grabs the chair from PXs face, and he and Daniel Collins in a stand off. Bruno rears back with the chair, but PX is up behind him and grabbed it.
Andrew Fulton : Bruno looking behind him with the oh shit look, and OH Shit is right!
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix rips the chair angrily from his arms, and he and Daniel concerto Bruno! With the steel chair and leg of the table!
Fans going wild
Andrew Fulton : Man! What Carnage!
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix signals its OVER! Grabs James Fierce up! PHOENIX DRIVER!!!! (Death Valley Driver) ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! Phoenix with the cover ..........One ................... Two ...................... THREE!!!! Phoenix wins! PHOENIX WINS!!!
"Phoenix" by Stratovarious BLARES thru the arena. Referee Raising the arm of Phoenix in victory.
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ...... PHOENIX!!!!
Daniel and Phoenix leave the ring, Fierce getting to his feet and he and Bruno pointing at each other wondering what happened.
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Andrew Fulton: Were not going to get any introductions tonight Adam Haven and CSK are already fighting through the curtains and have made their way onto the top of the stage. CSK has just spit something in the face of Adam Haven and throwing wild punches to the side of the head.
Jeremy Tucker: This has been a grudge match fifteen years in the making. Adam Haven has been running his mouth and Christian is ready to shut him up for good.
Andrew Fulton: CSK removes his Heavyweight title and throws it down the aisle and here comes Adam Haven from behind with a double axe handle but the champ catches him with a kick to the family jewels.
Jeremy Tucker: THE DING A LING DROP! Thatll stop anybody dead in their tracks.
Andrew Fulton: Several forearm shots to the head and a few headbutts, CSK grabs Adam Haven and runs down the aisle with him, slamming him back first into the side of the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Were not getting CSK tonight, were getting the inner demon Bloodice and thats one of the biggest pricks that anybody has ever come across. I like a lot of CSKs alter egos, but Bloodice is a punk!
Andrew Fulton: CSK hitting multiple punches and forearm shots as both men fight around the ring, Adam Haven looking for any chance he can to get a breather.
Jeremy Tucker: The last time Adam Haven was an active wrestler people were still doing the Macarena and Ricky Martin was one of the top pop stars around.
Andrew Fulton: Spinning discuss punch sends Haven reeling back against the ring, the champ turns around to taunt the crowd and Haven slides into the ring and scurries across to the other side.
Jeremy Tucker: If you know the history these two were former stablemates. CSK led the Dynasty and then turned his back on them destroying the family he built. Not only that but hes the first, last and only SCW Heavyweight champion and SCW tag team champion. Something that has eaten at Adam Haven for fifteen years.
Andrew Fulton: The champ enters the ring now and Adam Haven seems to want a few minutes but CSK not having it. Test or strength as the champ pulls Adam up to his feet. Adam being brought down to his knees, CSK jumps up in the air and stomps on the hands of Haven.
Jeremy Tucker: He said hes come to collect and those fingers might not be around by the end of the math.
Andrew Fulton: CSK with a hard right hand slap and tells Adam that this is his house and he was never good enough to be in the same ring. He pulls Haven up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Haven holds on, stops and turns around and goes behind with a side russian leg sweep.
Jeremy Tucker: Well I didnt see that coming and you know the champ wasnt expecting it either.
Andrew Fulton: Have jumps up in the air and hits a senton on the champ and quickly rolls over and pushes him down for the pin attempt.
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Jeremy Tucker: The champ has run through SWAT in 2017. This is his house and youre not going to score a pin that way.
Andrew Fulton: CSK quickly rolls over and gets to his feet backing up against the ropes, Adam Haven comes charging over and CSK lowers the body, Haven over the top rope. The champ turns around and throws a right hand but its blocked. Haven fires back with one of his own.
Jeremy Tucker: Im going to be interested in seeing how Havens endurance lasts as the match goes on. How much endurance does this guy still have?
Andrew Fulton: Adam Haven rears back to hit CSK in the midsection but the champ jumps up in the air and comes down with both feet on Adams head leaving him draped over the middle rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Now that was creative! This guy isnt the face of SWAT for no reason at all.
Andrew Fulton: Adam Haven falls over the middle rope and rolls out of the ring. Hes laying on the floor now and hes in no mans land.
Jeremy Tucker: Very creative Andrew, I see what you just did there.
Andrew Fulton: The champ smells blood and leaves the ring, picking up Adam Haven and firing multiple forearm shots. Haven spins around trying to get away and rakes the champ in the eyes. Knife edge chops to the champ, Haven whips CSK into the steel guard rail but its reversed and Haven goes flying into the steel head first.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats what he gets for raking the eyes! Cheaters never win Andrew.
Andrew Fulton: CSK yelling at the fans to move, picks up Adam Haven and suplexes him over the guard rail and into a section of chairs. The champ leaps over the guard rail and pushes several fans out of the way. He picks up Haven and looks like hes going for a piledriver, but Haven back body drops CSK into a pile of chairs.
Jeremy Tucker: A lot of mistakes are going to be made by both men tonight. Haven because hes just Haven with lots of ring rust, and CSK because hes blinded by hate and wants to bury this man under a slab of concrete once and for all.
Andrew Fulton: Haven to his feet grabs a steel chair and slams it across the back of CSK multiple times and now grabs a purse off the floor and starts choking him with it.
Jeremy Tucker: Its the only way Adam Haven can win this match. He has to cheat because its the only talent he has.
Andrew Fulton: Haven drops the choke and starts walking around looking for anything he can get his hands on. The champ quickly on his tail, Have picks something up and turns around belting CSK right across the face with it.
Jeremy Tucker: Garbage can lid to the face of CSK. How creative Haven.
Andrew Fulton: Haven throwing toys into the ring now. We have monitors, chairs, a ladder, cable wires, chains, the works. Haven turns his attention back to CSK and grabs him by the head and hoists him up in the air dropping him head first onto the ring apron.
Jeremy Tucker: Adam Haven is everything CSK said he was. A no talent cheat who has no skills to win. This is no way to treat the face of SWAT!!!
Andrew Fulton: Adam grabs the champ and throws him into the ring and follows in after him. Haven grabs the ladder and places it against the corner of the ring. But CSK on his feet spins him around and rakes his eyes before slapping him in the face.
Jeremy Tucker: Whats good for the good Andrew, whats good for the goose!
Andrew Fulton: CSK with several forearm shot and a headbutt. He whips Haven into the corner but Adam reverses it and CSK goes flying head first into the ladder and drops down to his knees. Haven quickly goes over and pushes CSK down and goes for a pin attempt.
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Jeremy Tucker: Youre not going to pin the champ this early in the match. But you can see hes already busted open here and thats not something were used to seeing. Normally its CSK busting other people open.
Andrew Fulton: Haven to his feet and kicks CSK until he rolls under the ropes and out of the ring. The champ trying to clear his head but Adam Haven following after him. Adam Haven picks up a steel chair and belts CSK across the back and throws him over the guard rail into a section of fans. Haven not wasting any time follows after him.
Jeremy Tucker: This is a travesty in the making! The face of SWAT is being completely disrespected here tonight.
Andrew Fulton: CSK gets to his feet, Adam making his way over and the champ jumps over the guard rail hitting some variation of a clothesline that ends the big man down. CSK slides back into the ring and surrounded by toys now.
Jeremy Tucker: I believe Adam just woke up the belly of the beast.
Andrew Fulton: Haven to his feet as the champ runs across the ring and hits a suicide dive through the ropes as both men crash into the steel guard rail. The champ to his feet throws Haven into the crowd and jumps over the guard rail now.
Jeremy Tucker: ITSSSSSSSSS SHOWTIME!
Andrew Fulton: The champ picks up Adam Haven and sits him down in a chair, spinning back heel kick by the champ and then another one. He picks Haven up and sits him in another chair and hits another spinning back heel kick sending Haven flying backwards.
Jeremy Tucker: Adam Haven should have learned from urban legends that you never call out th boogie man.
Andrew Fulton: CSK showing that hes a man of the people stopping to pose for selfies and video shots before grabbing Adam Haven and taking him through the crowd. Theyre exciting through a side door and well see if the cameras will follow.
Jeremy Tucker: See our champion is so gracious he even stops for selfies!
Andrew Fulton: The cameras have caught up with both men fighting in the hallway. CSK slamming Havens head into the wall and moving along dragging him down the hall and slamming his head into every door that he sees.
Jeremy Tucker: Reach out and touch someone! Adam Haven should have stayed retired.
Andrew Fulton: Haven with a kick to the family jewels, spins around and slams the champs head into a wall now. CSK now trying to scurry away but Haven grabs him and slams his head into several counters along the way.
Jeremy Tucker: Once again this is so disrespectful to the champ!
Andrew Fulton: Both men turning the corner and into the backstage area where Haven is hitting the champ with everything he can get his hands on while CSK looks for refuge. CSK stops and turns around to throw a right hand at Adam Haven, drives his knee into the gut several times.
Jeremy Tucker: Were in the devils playground.
Andrew Fulton: Weve finally gotten into the back of the curtains, Haven grabs a crutch from one of the employees and smashes it across the back of CSK repeatedly. Havens left him lying thee and walks through the curtains and down the aisle.
Jeremy Tucker: Haven just took the crutch away from some poor soul and used it. Thats no way to treat the SWAT employees. Haven is a disgrace and should say hes sorry.
Andrew Fulton: CSK to his feet stumbles up and makes his way through the curtains and runs down the aisle, clotheslining Adam Haven and sending him rolling down to the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Why would you ever turn your back on CSK and then walk away? Thats just inexperience and Haven shouldnt be that naive.
Andrew Fulton: CSK grabs a cable wire and starts choking Adam Haven as he goes for a pin on the floor.
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Jeremy Tucker: The champ pulling the head up and telling the referee he counted to fast and hes not done. Thats a first! Someone complaining about getting a fast count in their favor.
Andrew Fulton: The champ pulls Adam up to his feet and Haven firing off with lefts and right sending the champ staggering back. CSK now firing back and hits a spinning discuss punch.
Jeremy Tucker: The champ pulls Haven back and going for a suplex but Haven throwing fists to the ribs and gets lowered by back down. Clothesline by Haven sends the champion down, Haven picks him up and bulldogs him onto the concrete.
Andrew Fulton: Haven going for the cover.
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Jeremy Tucker: The champ kicks out! Not enough to put him away just yet.
Andrew Fulton: Haven picks CSK up and sends him back into the ring and follows after. Haven now pulls the champ up to his feet and sends him flying into the corner with force and then follows up with a running pair of knees to the gut. Haven grabs a garbage can and places it over the head of CSK.
Jeremy Tucker: This is so wrong Andrew, Haven is a complete jerk and wrong for doing that!
Andrew Fulton: Adam Haven walks across the ring and runs over hitting a rolling senton into the garbage can and goes for the cover.
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Jeremy Tucker: The champ gets the shoulder up! Hell has not frozen over here in Arizona and the champ stays alive.
Andrew Fulton: Haven looking frustrated as he slams his hand on the mat shaking his head. He gets to his feet and pulls CSK up who knees him in the gut, hits a jaw breaker and then a round house kick for good measure.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont think the champ is worried about anything and just playing possum. But Haven really wants this win.
Andrew Fulton: CSK backs up as he awaits his opponent. Haven slow to get to his knees and just as quickly as he does gets taken down with a shining wizard. CSK now yelling at Haven that he made him and hes going to break him. He reaches down and slaps Haven and tells him that hes nothing without CSK.
Jeremy Tucker: PREACH PREACH PREACH
Andrew Fulton: CSK climbing up the turnbuckles and looking to end this match, Haven rolls over and grabs a chair and stands up, turns around blasts CSK in the head with it. CSK now crotched over the top turnbuckle and the challenger makes his way up.
Jeremy Tucker: Haven looking to go high risk, I cant remember the last time I saw him attempt such a thing. But the champion looks like hes primed for the picking.
Andrew Fulton: Haven climbs up the turnbukcles and looks to be going for a superplex, CSK hits him with a low blow and now Haven is crotched over the top turnbuckle as well.
Jeremy Tucker: The ding a ling drop, the ding a ling drop!
Andrew Fulton: CSK fires right hand after right hand, Haven falls backwards and is hanging by the feet hooked on the top turnbuckle. Haven trying to sit up and reposition himself and CSK stands up and jumps with both feet right on Havens face.
Jeremy Tucker: Adam cant be thrilled about coming out of retirement for that at all.
Andrew Fulton: CSK leaves the ring and hes crawling under it now. One can only imagine what hes got in mind. The fans seem to be creating some buzz as Haven continues to hang upside down from the turnbuckle. Here comes the champ back out on the other side of the ring, hes got a bag in his hand.
Jeremy Tucker: We were warned, CSK said he was coming here tonight as Bloodice and we could possibly be seeing that deranged side of his mental state coming out.
Andrew Fulton: CSK back in the ring now and hes opening up that bag. Good lord Jeremy, its a mixture of broken glass, thumb tacks, nails and are those cockroaches I see? This man is crazy.
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah and he owns that shit.
Andrew Fulton: Haven has just freed himself and hes over behind the champ and has his arms wrapped around the waist but the champ quickly rolls around behind Haven, both men battling for position now. Haven with some rib shots, grabs the champ and looks to drive him face first into that cest pool.
Jeremy Tucker: NO! Not the money maker Adam have a heart.
Andrew Fulton: Multiple knee strikes and back elbows by the champ send Haven reeling. The champ goes to lift Haven up and drop him into that pile of weapons and cockroaches but Haven maintains his weight and rolls the champ up into the stack of chaos.
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Jeremy Tucker: CSK reverses the roll but both men rolling back and forth and finally the hold is broken. Weve got squished cock roaches everywhere and thumbtacks and glass in the back of the champ.
Andrew Fulton: CSK to his feet and waits for Haven, he charges with a clothesline but Haven ducks, spins the champ around and choke slams him into the mess. CSK rolling around in pain and Haven smells blood again but hes not going for the cover. Adam Haven rolls out of the ring and its now the challenger searching under the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: This could be Havens chance to win the one and only match these two will have ever had in their long careers. But hes basically giving it away by not going for the cover.
Andrew Fulton: Adam has come back out with a barbed wire bat. The CSK special! This is a trademark tool of the champ and Haven looks to put him away with his own weapon.
Jeremy Tucker: Think about this now Adam. CSK made your career and this is how youre going to repay the man? Everything can be talked about!
Andrew Fulton: The time for talking is over with. Haven has waited fifteen years for this moment. The champ turns around and gets belted in the gut! Haven not satisfied drives that barbed wire bat into the gut of CSK a second time. He tells CSK to get up and hits him a third time. The referee can only stand back and watch and Haven steps back and delivers a fourth hard shot to the gut.
Jeremy Tucker: CSK is being softened up for this title vs title match against Psychotic Goth. Haven wants to take credit for the win and I hate to say it, I think the champ is done.
Andrew Fulton: CSK on his back now against the turnbuckles in the corner and hes being choked out with his own bat. The fans cheering here as CSK trying to throw a boot, or anything he can to give him some space. Haven pulls CSK up to his feet and now its Haven who climbs the turnbuckles with a bloody and almost lifeless CSK.
Jeremy Tucker: I cant watch this Andrew, tell me when its over. This is a sad day here for each and every one of us.
Andrew Fulton: Haven sitting on the top turnbuckle now as he pulls CSK up. CSK throws a few loose punches, hes up on the second turnbuckle and headbutts Adam Haven repeatedly. Haven with his head back, CSK motions a knife across his throat and blows a black mist into the face of Adam Haven.
Jeremy Tucker: I KNEW IT!!! CSK is going to destroy Adam Haven. I called it all along Andrew, I knew the champ was never in any serious trouble.
Andrew Fulton: Youre beyond fickle Jeremy. CSK jumps back onto the mat and leaves the ring, he grabs a table and slides it back in setting it up. The champ goes over and once again blows a black mist in the face of Adam Haven who is sitting on that top turnbuckle.
Jeremy Tucker: I hate to say I told you so Andrew, but I told you so.
Andrew Fulton: CSK goes back up and climbs up the turnbuckles and turns himself around. He hoists Adam Haven upon to his shoulders.
Jeremy Tucker: EMPERORS STATEMENT!! He just hit the one armed electric chair driver through the table. CSK going for the cover.
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Andrew Fulton: CSK just pulled Adam Haven up and shakes his head no. Hes not satisfied with this and drags Adam over to that pile of glass and thumbtacks. Haven lifted up into the air but Haven with a rollup out of nowhere.
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Jeremy Tucker: Where did that come from? Adam Haven should have been out cold and he just came within a hair of stealing the match.
Andrew Fulton: Haven onto his back and has nothing in the tank. CSK up to his feet and pulling his hair out and shoves the referee. Hes asking what just happened. CSK turns around and stomps on Haven repeatedly and picks him up again for the EMPERORS STATEMENT. Right in the glass and tacks, he pulls both legs back and goes for the cover.
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Jeremy Tucker: Its over! The fifteen year grudge match has finally come to an end. The harbinger of death wins the match, kept his promise and I hope Psychotic Goth was paying close attention.
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of the match THE HARBINGER OF DEATH, AND STILL YOUR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNN SEBASTIANNNNNNNN KENNEDYYYYYYY!!!!
Andrew Fulton: Folks Adam Haven came within a hair of the upset win, the champion however retains his title and you cant help but wonder how much hell have left in the tank in his title vs title match.
Jeremy Tucker: CSK has his hand raised and he looks over Adam Havens body and kneels down. I think were going to finally have a sign of respect from these two men.
Andrew Fulton: CSK pulls Adam up to his feet. Haven falls back against the ropes loopy. CSK sticking his hand out ready to bury the hatchet. Haven looking on and sticks his hand out, CSK pulls back and runs his hand through his hair before giving him the double bird and walking off laughing.
Jeremy Tucker: You dont have to like it, but you have to love how the man conducts himself! Way to go champ.
Andrew Fulton: Coming up we have RH3 looking for revenge and redemption against Soutter.
The fans continue to boo as CSK walks up the aisle with the title draped over his shoulder and laughing while mocking fake tears from his eyes.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:38:47 GMT -5
Jeremy Tucker: From one great to another, its time we watch the man with a plan, the tower of power, the belly of boom, the thighs of thunder, the
Andrew Fulton: We get the point already Soutter looking to take out RH3 in a last man standing match. After the betrayal of James Fierce during the Anzac Cup, the future hall of fame talent looks to knock Soutter off his big ol
Jeremy Tucker: You cant talk about the big man like that!
Andrew Fulton: Lets send it on down to our ring announcer.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, coming to you from Melbourne, Australia weighing in at 428 pounds, he is THE MAD DOGGGGGGGGGG PAULLLLLL SOUTTTERRRRRRR.
Rip it up by 28 days plays as Soutter makes his way onto the rampway with Bruno in tow. Both men sneer at the crowd and blow them off as they make their way down the aisle, slowy up the ring steps and into the ring.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, weighing in at 265 pounds, he comes to you from BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA this is ROBERTTTTTT HUNGLESTEINNNNNN THE THIRDDDDDDDDD.
Everybody wants to rule the world by Tears for Fears plays as the arena goes pitch black. Purple lights flash around the arena before a solid purple spotlight hits the center of the rampway where we see RH3. We hear a voice over say YOU WISH YOU COULD BE ME
..IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU as RH3 shows a look of arrogance and starts making his way down the aisle before stopping half way and looking back. Suddenly out comes the Heavyweight Champion CSK dressed in one of the finest suits that only his money could buy.
Jeremy Tucker: A double dose of the champ! How GLORIOUS is this to see the original two man power trip! Could it be?
Andrew Fulton: Im not sure what is going on but CSK spins around with his arms stretched out and points to Soutter and Bruno giving them the crotch chop as he walks towards RH3. Both men with sinister smiles on their face and shaking hands.
Jeremy Tucker: Happy Days are here again! Weve not seen this duo together in close to a decade and Soutter is going crazy right now.
Andrew Fulton: The last time we saw RH3 James Fierce turned on him and joined the KGB. Something that CSK has had quite the problem with. The champion vowed there would be hell to pay and what a surprise we just got!
Jeremy Tucker: Both men entering the ring now and CSK has just gone over and said something to the referee and stuck a wad of cash in his hand. The referee smiles and walks away. I know this is a last man standing match but no referee?
Andrew Fulton: CSK taking off his suit jacket and once again hes screwed us all! CSK with a sleeveless referee shirt and smiles at Soutter and says I told you paybacks would be hell and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Jeremy Tucker: Say it isnt so champ! CSK stuck between a rock and a hard place has just chosen his best friend over the KGB. Bruno in CSKs face having words and CSK nods,smiles and points to the back.
Andrew Fulton: CSK has just thrown Bruno out of here. The match hasnt even started and Bruno has been kicked out of the match. Soutter having words with CSK who says he wants a one on one fight between both men. Bruno is having a fit and Soutter trying to restrain him. CSK starts a ten count on Bruno.
Jeremy Tucker: Blood is thicker than water. Theres fifteen years of history between all three of these men and CSK just drew a line in the sand. That sell out!
Andrew Fulton: Bruno leaving the ring against his own will now, Soutter slapping his head not happy with the turn of events. Turns around to have some choice words with RH3 and goes for a clothesline but RH3 ducks and hits a forearm shot to the mug of Soutter.
Jeremy Tucker: This isnt right. You dont air your dirty laundry in the public.
Andrew Fulton: Another forearm shot by RH3, he bounces off the ropes and hits another forearm shot, the big man staggering back as RH3 bounces off the ropes, and goes behind Soutter and clubs him in the back of the neck. Soutter doubled over as RH3 hits the ropes again but gets back bodydropped, RH3 lands on his feet and stands in the corner.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutters entire game plan has to be shot all to hell right now.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter turns around and charges at RH3 in the corner who rolls out of the corner as the big man runs into the turnbuckles. RH3 runs over with an elbow, runs across the ring and back to Soutter and leaps in the air with a forearm to the mug.
Jeremy Tucker: RH3 looking like hes not missed a day in the ring.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 firing right hands sending the big man onto his keester on the mat. RH3 now choking Soutter with his boot on the throat and CSK pulls out his cellphone and starts texting it seems like.
Jeremy Tucker: A cell phone? Really CSK? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 taunting Soutter before turning his back and talking to CSK. RH3 bounces off the ropes but Soutter gets up and splashes into him, knocking the future hall of famer on his butt. Soutter shoves CSK and yells at him to count.
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Jeremy Tucker: RH3 taking his sweet time resting and finally pulls himself up with the help of the ropes.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter goes over and wallops RH3 with a right and tells him to get back up. RH3 over in the corner now as Soutter socks him in the gut hard doubling RH3 over. Soutter yelling at the fans saying to go ahead and stack the deck against him, hes the man.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter looking extra irritated tonight. Wonder if they cut him off at the buffet.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter with multiple headbutts to RH3 in the corner, Robert trying to stay on his feet pie faces Soutter and the big man turns around and throws a right hand that sends RH3 to the mat. CSK telling Soutter no closes fists are allowed and gives him a warning.
Jeremy Tucker: But choking with the boot is legal?
Andrew Fulton: Soutter picks up RH3 and hits a suplex that sends RH3 flying across the ring. Soutter yelling for a count.
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Jeremy Tucker: RH3 pulls himself up again with the ropes. Soutter just got cheated that was a very slow count.
Andrew Fulton: The big man going for another suplex, RH3 throwing fists to the side of Soutter who sets him down, RH3 with elbows and forearms. RH3 goes for clothesline but Soutter ducks, goes or a clothesline of his own and RH3 ducks and hits a knee to the gut.
Jeremy Tucker: RH3 looks like he could step back into the title picture if he wanted to. With the help of course of the benedict arnold of SWAT.
Andrew Fulton: Off the ropes RH3 hits a knee to the chin, the big man staggering and RH3 off the ropes again but Soutter hits a clothesline and sends Robert down to the mat. Soutter demands a count as he leaves the ring.
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Jeremy Tucker: Once again another slow count.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter pulls a table out from under the ring now as RH3 gets to his feet. CSK checking on RH3 while Soutter sets the table up. The big man now grabs a few chairs and throws them into the ring as he gets back in.
Jeremy Tucker: Watch CSK pull a bitch move and call for a DQ!
Andrew Fulton: Soutter grabs the chair and walks towards RH3 and drops it before hitting a running clothesline in the corner. Soutter pulls out a belt and starts whipping RH3 across the back. Robert down and Soutter calling him his bitch and whips him again.
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Jeremy Tucker: Im so sick of these slow counts!
Andrew Fulton: RH3 back to his feet and Soutter goes back to whipping him across the back with that belt. Soutter with lashing upon lashing upon lashing. RH3 crawling across the ring and grabs that steel chair. But Soutter jogs across the ring and hits a big splash in the corner before throwing RH3 down onto the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: The big man looking to end the career of RH3 once and for all.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter shoves CSK and says count bitch count now.
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Jeremy Tucker: I could haven counted to fifteen on that.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 to his feet with that chair in his hand. Soutter with his back turned yelling at the audience. He turns around jogging across the ring to hit another big splash in the corner, RH3 turns around and swings the chair in his face sending Soutter onto the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: No fists but chairs are legal? Okay referee!
Andrew Fulton: RH3 finds the belt and now hes whipping Soutter like its an S&M session only harder. RH3 like a man possessed beating Soutter with that belt like a hardcore kink session. CSK checking his phone again while RH3 continues to whip him.
Jeremy Tucker: Theres going to be fines against CSK for sure. Id strip him of the title.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 tosses the belt outside the ring and CSK starts the ten count.
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Jeremy Tucker: What in the hell was that? That was a fast and impartial count!
Andrew Fulton: The count did seem a little fast. RH3 with that chair back in his hands, goes to swing but Soutter turns for cover and exits the ring. RH3 not going to allow it as he chases after him and nails Soutter across the back with the chair repeatedly. RH3 continues to swing that chair across the back and then grabs a fans cell phone. He takes a selfie and then goes back to beating Soutter with that chair. Soutter on his knees saying no more. CSK on his phone and just put the earphones in. I guess hes going to listen to the ballgame while refereeing this match.
Jeremy Tucker: This is sickening and wrong Andrew!
Andrew Fulton: Soutter slowly getting up and tells RH3 they can talk about this and then rakes RH3s eyes. Soutter grabs RH3 by the throat and throws him across the way back first into the steel guardrail.
Jeremy Tucker: CSK just walking around the ring with his earphones in. At least now Soutter can tip the scales in his favor.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter walks around the ring and yells at CSK and points across the ring and starts screaming to count. CSK just dancing around finally takes an ear bud out and asks what he said. Soutter visibly upset and demands CSK count out RH3. He turns around and starts the count.
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Jeremy Tucker: Unreal! Back in the ear buds go and another slow count.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter picks up the ring steps and carries them over towards RH3. Soutter with multiple headbutts and throws RH3 back into the ring. Soutter now throws the belt back into the ring and a ladder. I have no clue what Soutter thinks he is capable of doing with a ladder.
Jeremy Tucker: Trying to make sure the deck isnt stacked against him.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter upon the ring apron, RH3 grabs the ladder and rams it into his gut. Soutter falls off the ring apron and onto the floor. CSK starts the count.
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Jeremy Tucker: Soutter gets up staggering but again its not fair.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 puts the ladder up against the corner. CSK holding the ladder while RH3 climbs up it. Blatant team work for sure. RH3 stands on the top of the ladder and hits a flying cross bodypress on the big man as both men go down. I cant recall the last time I saw RH3 fly!!!
Jeremy Tucker: With the help of his friend for sure.
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Jeremy Tucker: RH3 to his feet and of course CSK just threw the chair over the top rope to RH3.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 waffles Soutter with the chair multiple times and slides it back into the ring. RH3 on the ring apron now and runs across going for a flying elbow but Soutter rolls out of the way. RH3 crashing hard onto the concrete and head first into the guardrail.
Jeremy Tucker: CSK takes the ear buds out and looking on concerned now. Hes going to have to count out his partner in crime.
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Jeremy Tucker: Soutter pulls RH3 up and throws him into the ring, the big man enters as well.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter wanting to punish RH3 and hes going to make CSK watch. The big man picks up RH3 and places him in the corner and starts smacking him around one slap after another slap for insult. Soutter picking up RH3 and places him on the top turnbuckle and steps up on the bottom one hitting a headbutt.
Jeremy Tucker: You dont think the big man is going to go high risk do you?
Andrew Fulton: Soutter upon the second turnbuckle but RH3 starts throwing punches and the big man stumbles off. The big man not giving up as he goes back and starts punching RH3 and climbs up the turnbuckles again. RH3 hammering lefts and rights and the big man falls off the turnbuckles and lands on the ladder with his back.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats not a good fall for anybody, let alone the big man.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter laying there motionless, CSK starts the count.
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Jeremy Tucker: Soutter on his knees but RH3 just came flying off with turnbuckles with a leg drop driving Soutters head into the ladder.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 leaves the ring and starts tossing weapons into the ring. Weve got garbage cans, chairs, monitors and Soutter is barely rolling around. CSK trying to avoid all the and hasnt started the count yet.
Jeremy Tucker: I think CSK wants to see Soutter punished even further thats why hes not counting.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 sliding a table into the ring, meanwhile Soutter on his knees trying to pull himself up. RH3 setting the table up but Soutter grabs a monitor and drives it into the back of RH3. The bit man now setting up the table as RH3 crawling across the ring trying to pull himself up. Once again CSK refusing to make any sort of count.
Jeremy Tucker: Here in a moment hes not going to have any choice but to make a count and award Soutter the match.
Andrew Fulton: Soutter picks up RH3 and lays him on the table. He starts making his way up the turnbuckles and CSK pushes RH3 off of the table and stands behind Soutter as he climbs up the turnbuckles. Soutter slowly turning himself around and theres CSK upon the second turnbuckle. Soutter asking what hes doing. CSK grabs Soutter by the throat and hits a heart punch! CSK turns around and hits grabs Soutter by the neck and hits a stunner off the second turnbuckle driving Soutter through the table.
Jeremy Tucker: What the ***** CSK just handed the match to RH3.
Andrew Fulton: CSK rips the referee shirt off and yelling at Soutter. SCREW THE KGB, AND SCREW YOU I QUIT!!!! CSK kicks Soutter in the ribs and leaves the ring. RH3 down on the mat and Soutter is out cold. The fans are booing and cheering and yet confused. CSK just walked out of the ring and turned his back on the KGB!
Jeremy Tucker: We need a referee out here. CSK walking up the aisle and not looking back. I dont have a clue what we just saw but I promise you this much. Soutter never saw it coming.
Andrew Fulton: RH3 to his feet now and hes looking around. Theres no referee and hes trying to clear his head. He spots Soutter and makes his way over towards him. RH3 yelling for a referee to get out here and motions to the back for someone to come out.
Jeremy Tucker: Here comes a referee running down to the ring but theres somebody else behind him.
Andrew Fulton: CSK just ran and attacked the referee from behind. CSK slides into the ring and spins RH3 around. RH3 looks surprised but CSK starts the ten count.
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Jeremy Tucker: CSK just turned around and kicked RH3 in the gut and lifts him up in the air. EMPERORS STATEMENT!!! CSK just turned his back on RH3 and hit the one armed electric chair driver!!
Andrew Fulton: I have no clue what is going on. Soutter is laid out, RH3 is laid out, CSK has turned his back on everybody here tonight. CSK now leaves the ring and grabs another table and slides it into the ring. The table being set up and he places the ladder up near the corner. CSK kicking RH3 in the ribs for good measure and lifts him up on his shoulders and stats to climb the ladder.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know if I should be happy or angry right now.
Andrew Fulton: CSK places RH3 on the top of the ladder and points up screaming this is for you Adrian and OMG he just hit the REVOLVER!!!! Off the ladder and right through the table.
Jeremy Tucker: RH3 is down and this place is going nuts. Chants of Adrian are breaking out throughout the arena. We just got maybe the last revolver well ever see right here in Arizona.
Andrew Fulton: CSK slow to roll over motions to the back and here come the rest of the KGB. Bruno and Fierce and a hooded figure all enter and help Soutter to his feet. CSK to his feet now and starts the count.
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Jeremy Tucker: Soutters done it! He just defeated RH3 in the middle of the ring.
Andrew Fulton: CSK goes over and weve got a group hug in the middle of the ring. What a sickening display right here in Arizona. This should be a night to remember one of the greats, and instead they are using it for their own propaganda to destroy people.
Frank Salazar: Your winner or the match, THE MAD DOG PAULLLLLLL SOUTTERRRRRRRR
Jeremy Tucker: What a great plan this was. CSK played everybody like a fiddle myself included.
Andrew Fulton: Tonight the KGB just showed the world that they are the number one group here in 2017 and theres nobody that can stop them.
The camera fades out to the KGB all placing one foot on RH3 with their hands raised up in the air while medics and referees are showing running down the aisle to check on RH3.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 21, 2019 1:39:11 GMT -5
Someone call the ambulance...
There's gonna be an accident.
The chorus of 'Infra-Red' by Placebo plays as orange and red lights wash over the arena, the crowd cheering raucously for the young woman that is about to emerge. Not the sort to cool her heels backstage for long, Rachel Ellsworth steps through the curtain and onto the ramp, a mischievous smile on her lips that promises nothing good for the poor sap that's getting into the ring with her tonight. The feisty little redhead raises her fists above her head as she looks out over the crowd, garnering their support while also revving herself up for the match to come. This movement triggers a v-shaped formation of white pyros to go off behind her.
Heading down the ramp at a leisurely-enough pace to interact with the fans as she goes, she makes her way into the ring via sliding beneath the bottom rope. Heading over to the nearest turnbuckle, she mounts it and continues eating up the cheers that she's getting from the fans. Ultimately, though, she has to hop down and get ready for her match... and that is exactly what she does, doing a few stretches that could be considered provocative if one has a thing for rudimentary calisthenics.
Jeremy Tucker : You do, dont you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Do what?
Jeremy Tucker : Have a thing for rudimentary calisthenics.
Andrew Fulton : Damn, straight. If there is a thing. I have IT!
Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for one fall
introducing first, coming in at 56 and 154 pounds
. RACHEL ELLSWORTH!!!
The lights dim in the arena as the intro to "Shut Your Mouth" by Pain begins to play. When the guitar kicks, pyro blasts from the stage as Johnny steps out from behind the curtain wearing (INSERT HERE) with a smug arrogant smirk across his face, nodding his head slowly in approval as the audience boos in a rage...
...The only thing I ever wanted
The only thing I ever needed
Is my own way, I gotta have it all...
Johnny steps around on the stage for a moment looking from side to side around the arena, mocking the audience before taking a few steps down the ramp.
...I don't want your opinion, I don't need your ideas
Stay the fuck out of my face, stay away from me
I am my own God, I do as I please...
Just wipe your own ass and shut your mouth
Johnny Evil stops halfway down the entrance ramp ans walks over toward the barricade, beginning to trash talk an audience member. After a moment of trash talk, Evil (INSERT VULGAR ACTION HERE) before continuing to walk down the rest of the ramp and slide into the ring.
Frank Salazar: "From Detroit Michigan, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-five pounds, JOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNYYYYY EVVVVVVVVILLL!!"
Johnny stands to his feet and paces around as the audience boos louder, before leaning against the ropes and relaxing in the corner before the bout.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee signals for the bell, and we are under way.
Andrew Fulton : Finally. Man, I wasnt sure we were going to make it for this one Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Ye of little faith.
Both competitors hook up and Johnny easily powers Rachel into the corner, then he breaks cleanly, smiling pleased with himself to the crowd.
Andrew Fulton : Clean break by Mr Evil.
Jeremy Tucker : Rachel snarls at him and plants him with a hard European uppercut, then a second, Johnny is taken a little aback and Ellsworth drills him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Andrew Fulton : Rachel Ellsworth a ball of fury, did you know Adrian was married Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Had no idea. Rachel staying on Johnny and picks him up and he grabs her and levels her with a suplex lift spinning facebuster.
Andrew Fulton : Rachel quick back to her feet, tornado kick by Evil.
Jeremy Tucker : Johnny Evil stomps on Rachel, then double knee armbreaker.
Andrew Fulton : Whats the go with this match Jerry anyway? I vividly recall there being no women vs men here in SWAT, and it was actually Kaycee Vs Soutter where that was determined, for GOOD!
Jeremy Tucker : Well, seems like they waived that for this special night. With Rachel being Adrians ex wife and all.
Andrew Fulton : But we didnt even know he had an ex wife.
Jeremy Tucker : I think its presumed Fulton, you got how many, 4 now?
Andrew Fulton : (mumbling) Four too many.
Ellsworth back on attack connects with a Lou Thesz press.
Ellsworth with an ARMAR~!
Ellsworth locks on a dragon sleeper.
Jeremy Tucker : Evil reaches out for the ropes and gets the break. Nice offensive flurry from the Atomic Redhead.
Andrew Fulton : Johnny Evil slams the mat in anger.
Double knee gutbuster from Johnny
Implant DDT to Ellsworth.
Blue thunder bomb
Jeremy Tucker : Johnny Evil with the Blue thunder bomb, this could be it, cover
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Andrew Fulton : Evil shakes his head at her and delivers a double foot stomp. How was that line he said in the promos about if someone had told him this would happen a few months ago, man, it does make it sound pretty surreal.
Jeremy Tucker : Does it what.
Johnny Evil with a Forearm to the face.
Standing moonsault.
Drive by Kick.
Andrew Fulton : EVIL putting on a clinic! And I have received word Jerry that he will be staying on here at SWAT after the tribute show, what a coup!
Jeremy Tucker : Huge signing, SWAT has had a big influx of them, and hopefully many more to come.
Andrew Fulton : Not that dick Maddox or Herrera though, fools screamed and yelled about losing to a no show when the opponent clearly DID show, then went sooking all thru the back to their girl friends when head office had the gall to tell them they were wrong and actually YELL BACK.
Jeremy Tucker : Easy come, easy go Fulton. Trash the lot of them.
Ellsworth with a Side Russian legsweep.
Jawbreaker from Ellsworth.
Ellsworth locks in the Crossface Halo.
Andrew Fulton : SEEING RED!
Jeremy Tucker : Rachel with the seeing Red on Johnny Evil, will he submit?
Andrew Fulton : Not on your life Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : What makes you so sure? She has it in pretty tight.
Andrew Fulton : She may well have, but he will never tap to her.
Jeremy Tucker : Why not I ask again.
Andrew Fulton : Well, Jerry. She is GIRL! Boys dont tap to girls.
Jeremy Tucker : Ahhh, yes. Then, why did she want this match up then if we all know that?
Andrew Fulton : Beats me Jerry. She is a woman after all, and I gave up trying to figure them out long ago.
Jeremy Tucker : Touché
Johnny Evil as if on que breaks the hold and powers Ellsworth up as he makes his way to his feet.
Andrew Fulton : DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : What power by Evil!
Andrew Fulton : He lifted Ellsworth up there as if she were a woman Jerry!
Jeremy Tucker : You idiot. DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FLIP PILEDRIVER from Evil to Ellsworth! What a move! JE Driver!!!
Crowd going mental. Johnny heads to the top rope. Top rope front flip double foot stomp.
Andrew Fulton : STUNTMAN FLIP!! Evil with the Stuntman flip, this ones all over now Jerry!!!
Jeremy Tucker : It most certainly IS
. POWERBOMB LUNGLOWER!!!! JOHHNY EVIL WITH THE FALL FROM SHANGRI-LA ..... Evil with the cover
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Andrew Fulton : He did it! Johnny Evil defeats the ex wife of his fallen tag team partner!
Jeremy Tucker : Full credit to Rachel for having a crack, but clearly outmatched by Johnny Evil! One of the true greats in the wrestling world!
Highly Suspect - "My Name Is Human" blares thru the arena and Johnny Evil nods and trigger points to the sky in honour of his fallen partner.
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match
. JOHNNY EVIL!!!!!!
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