No Man's Land 2018

[SWAT Team]

Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper begins as Evil Lynn’s followers come out carrying her on a huge decorated temple chair. When they get to the ring, they let her down as she steps on the apron. She does a ritualistic chant in the centre of the ring before the match begins.

Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONCTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! Introducing first, in the ring, coming in at 5’11 & 175 lbs ... hailing from the Dark Temple ... EVIL LYNN!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn had a comprehensive victory against Carma Dracula in the first round

The house lights go down, as pink, and blue spotlights go over the crowd. "City of Night Night" by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland, and then changes to different scenes of the places that Avery had been in her adventuring days. The scene changes to her driving through the streets of London before it switches to what appears to a jungle and a flaming plane. The jeep that she drove comes through the window before changing to another scene of her flying a plane. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and destruction that she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the ramp way. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the ramp way she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring, and slips through the ropes. She hops up onto the nearest ring post and plays to the crowd before hopping down, and removes the leather jacket she wears and waits for the match to begin

Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent, coming in a 5’8 & 131 lbs .... hailing from Dublin Ireland .... THE DAREDEVIL ... AVERY McCULLEN!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : What a battle she had first round against Alice, one has to wonder if she has anything left in the tank for Evil Lynn.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Bo Brady calls for the bell and this one is under way.

Andrew Fulton : Collar and elbow tie up. Lynn with a knee to the gut, no effect on Avery who whips her into the ropes and then clotheslines Lynn.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn quick to her feet, is met with a beautiful drop kick by Avery, stunning!

Andrew Fulton : Lynn slides out of the ring, re evaluating, Avery quickly follows her out there and Lynn catches her and drop toe holds her into the safety rail.

Jeremy Tucker : Evil Lynn stomps away on Avery, then rolls her into the ring and slides in with a cover .............One ...... kick out by Avery.

Andrew Fulton : Avery delivers a hard kick to the knee and then locks on a Texas Cloverleaf .... both women it appears trying to end this one early.

Jeremy Tucker : Smart, Avery had a huge match last gone, and both she and Lynn know it, the sooner its over for her, the better chance she will have in the final if she makes it, and Lynn’s got to figure she is hurting and put her away now.

Andrew Fulton : Wow Jerry. You really understand women it seems, thanks for that articulate insight into the female brain.

Jeremy Tucker : (laughing) I never claim to understand women Fulton, come on.

Andrew Fulton : Avery delivers a bulldog then a German suplex.

Jeremy Tucker : Evil Lynn fights back with an eye gouge, then hits a DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Avery relentless just keeps going right at Lynn, delivers a Tiger suplex, RUNNING SPEAR!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover from Avery .... One ............... Two ............ kick out by Evil Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Lynn back to her feet and hits a spinning kick to the head! Nailed it!

Jeremy Tucker : Lifts Avery up for a powerbomb ... no! Avery leaps over the top, springboards off the ropes ...and Evil Lynn round house kicks her legs out from under her!

Andrew Fulton : Avery didn’t land well there Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn drags Avery into the middle of the ring and goes for a cover .... NO!!! Avery rolls HER up in a small package ............... One ......................... Two ................... Lynn gets the shoulder up!

Andrew Fulton : Close one. Was she playing possum?

Jeremy Tucker : Not sure, maybe she is just so determined to win shook off the bad landing.

Andrew Fulton : Russian Leg sweep Facebuster by Avery!

Jeremy Tucker : UNPRETTIER!!! Avery hit the Unprettier!

Andrew Fulton : Avery now locks on the FIGURE FOUR!

Jeremy Tucker : FOUR LEAF CLOVER!!! Evil Lynn reaching out desperatly, Avery locking it in tight ... no where to go .... frantic look on the face of Evil Lynn ... and .... SHE TAPS!!! Avery McCullen just moved onto the final!!!

Andrew Fulton : Another big win to Avery McCullen!

Jeremy Tucker : She is making huge waves in the Amazons, having also just signed on to a full time contract with us here.

City of Night by Miracle of Sound hits and referee Brady raises the hand of Avery McCullen in victory. Evil Lynn snarling on the outside.

Frank Salazar : Winner of the match via submission .... AVERY McCULLEN!!!!!

[SWAT Team]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDyVwYRMG7E

Gitty Up (remix) by Salt N Pepa feat Rufus Blaq hits and Alice bounces out to the entrance way, pumping her left arm in the air to the beat, she jiggies her way down the rampway to the beat high fiving the fans on the way, slides under the bottom rope and crawls to the turnbuckle, climbing each one from her knee’s to her feet sexily, mounting the second buckle and posing for the crowd. Alice then heads down to the commentary table with Tucker and Fulton

Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, we are up to the final of the Amazons Tourney, Two Million big ones on the line, and new SWAT GM Alice is here to join us it seems, welcome Alice.

Andrew Fulton : Welcome Alice, you make a fine GM, looking for a commentary team post No Mans Land?

Alice : Please Fulton, you are best in small doses, and besides, we already have a fine commentary team in the Amazons.

Jeremy Tucker : There is another job you have cost me it seems Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Come on Jerry, everyone knows I’m the voice of SWAT and you are just the robot calling the action how they tell you in the ear piece.

Alice : (sliding on her head set) And ... don’t forget folks, coming up after this the Royal Rumble! A Double Main Event!

Jeremy Tucker : You got this Alice.

Andrew Fulton : I never understood that, the upsell mid ppv! I mean, the only people who will see us plugging the upcoming stuff are the one’s who have already purchased the show anyway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

Linger, Cranberries hits and Lucky Linda makes her way down the ramp way, she has the Amazons title over her shoulder, high fiving the fans.

Alice : The new champ looks focused, and she has done well to make the final, what a revelation she has been to SWAT.

Jeremy Tucker : Mighty impressive. The Amazons starting a new era in 2018 with Linda as champ, and you as GM.

Andrew Fulton : And Jade and Avery on the payroll. What a roster you gals are building.

Alice : More to come Mr Fulton.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6h6rC3wdk

The house lights go down, as pink, and blue spotlights go over the crowd. "City of Night Night" by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland, and then changes to different scenes of the places that Avery had been in her adventuring days. The scene changes to her driving through the streets of London before it switches to what appears to a jungle and a flaming plane. The jeep that she drove comes through the window before changing to another scene of her flying a plane. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and destruction that she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the ramp way. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the ramp way she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring, and slips through the ropes. She hops up onto the nearest ring post and plays to the crowd before hopping down, and removes the leather jacket she wears and waits for the match to begin

Jeremy Tucker : SWATs latest signing, Avery McCullen makes her way into the ring, she and Lucky Linda look each other up and down and shake hands.

"Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Jade comes to the ring slowly and ominously accompanied by her twin sister Kim. She jumps on the ring apron and does a sunset flip kip up before standing in the center of the ring looking slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off her dark shades and placing them in her trenchcoat and slowly and ominously taking off her trenchcoat glaring as she slowly goes to her corner continuing to glare at the opposite corner and her sister does the same thing before giving her advice.


Andrew Fulton : Where was Jades clip?

Alice : SWAT research department couldn’t find it. Regardless, all three women in the ring and this final is about to kick off.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Bo Brady calling for the bell, and we are under way!

Andrew Fulton : Where did SWAT come up with two million Alice?

Alice : It’s an investment into the future of the company. Brings in new members, and fans both, and will turn into ten fold profits in the long run.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade charges Linda and clobbers her with a double axe handle, Avery then grabs Jade and Jade Mexican arm drags her into a step over arm bar.

Andrew Fulton : Jade wants this match, Linda and Avery were staring longingly into each others eyes, and there is every place for that here in SWAT in my book, but then Jade said, no way, time to FIGHT!

Alice : Looking longingly?

Jeremy Tucker : You’ll learn to ignore him Alice. Lucky Linda nails Jade with an exploder suplex.

Andrew Fulton : Tiger suplex from Avery to Jade.

Alice : Jade reeling, Linda nails an IRA (Yakuza) kick to Jade.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery grabs Jade .... Russian Leg sweep Facebuster!!

Andrew Fulton : This is two on one, this love fest is ...... enthralling.

Alice : Keep it in your pants Mr Fulton. They don’t look like too much of a love fest right now.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery and Lucky Linda face to face. Right hand by Avery, big chop from Linda.

Andrew Fulton : Friends, foes. All is good with me, kick the shit out of each other.

Alice : Punch to the gut of Linda by Avery, Avery with a drop kick on Linda.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda kips up, and Scissor kick to Avery,

Andrew Fulton : Jade back to her feet and hits a backstabber on Linda.

Alice : Jade stomps on Linda, Avery to her feet, Jade clobbers her with a brutal clothesline.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade turns around and eats a Lucky Linda Superkick!

Andrew Fulton : Linda goes to pin Jade but as she does, Avery dives over her back and rolls Linda up in a small package.

Alice : Cover by Avery.

Jeremy Tucker : One ............... Two ..... kick out by Linda.

Andrew Fulton : Avery grunts in disappointment and Jade nails her with a gut wrench suplex.

Alice : Linda back to her feet, jumping reverse DDT from Jade!

Jeremy Tucker : Jade looking good! No! Avery delivers a diving spear.

Andrew Fulton : What a contest we have here, reminds me of the three way i was involved in just last week.

Alice : Can it Mr Fulton. Avery locks the ankle lock on Jade .... Linda La Fey with a X Factor on Avery!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Lucky Linda with the cover .......... One ........................ Two ...... Jade breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Jade wants this. Big time. She grabs Linda and plants her with a vicious running powerslam!

Alice : Devastating! Jade see’s Avery coming in and back drops McCullen out of the ring.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade bounces off the ropes and dives thru the ropes with a running diving shoulder block and McCullen ducks it and Jade slams into the safety rail

Andrew Fulton :Jade and Avery both getting back to their feet ...

Alice : SPRINGBOARD FLYING BODY PRESS! Linda just demoed both of them!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda slams the head of Avery into the ring apron, then rolls her into the ring, she slides in behind her but Jade catches her by the legs and swings her out and Linda goes head first into the safety rail.

Andrew Fulton : Safety rail not to safe tonight Jerry.

Alice : Safe for the fans Mr Fulton. DIVING SOMMERSAULT LEG DROP from Avery over the top takes out both Linda and Jade!

Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable!

Andrew Fulton : Avery throws Jade back onto the ring, slides in behind her and locks on a shinning triangle.

Alice : This could be it, Brady checking if Jade wants to submit, Jade refusing, Avery wrenching on it .....

Jeremy Tucker : Spring board Senton from Linda from the outside back into the ring and takes out BOTH Jade and Avery.

Andrew Fulton : Linda covers Avery .......... One ............... Two .............. Avery rolls the shoulder.

Alice : Jade grabs Linda and Powerbombs her over the top rope out to the hard floor. She turns around and Electric Chairs Avery!

Jeremy Tucker : Jade cleaning house!

Andrew Fulton : Cover by Jade!

Alice : This could be it!

Jeremy Tucker : One ............................. Two ................. Avery rolls the shoulder!

Andrew Fulton : No surrender in this Irish lass, they breed them tough over there!

Alice : Do they ever .....

Jeremy Tucker : Lucky Linda Northern lights Suplex on Jade!

Andrew Fulton : Do the ever? Lucky Linda and Avery both from there, i may go on vacation over there.

Alice : Please make it an extended one.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery drop kicks Linda in the back and sends her toppling over the top rope, she grabs Jade and bulldogs her, then nails an Unprettier! Cover on Jade ........... One ...................... Two ..................... Linda breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Lucky for Linda there to make it back in in time.

Alice : Linda right on Avery, and delivers a snap mare, then a hard kick to the back.

Jeremy Tucker : She stays on her, Irish (Canadian) Destroyer!!! She nailed it! Cover by Linda ..... One .................. Two ...................... Jade breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Jade is really struggling, that post match attack from Brewster is looking to be taking effect guys.

Alice : She has a lot of fight in her still, and Brewster will pay dearly for that at the Fancy Dress Brawl!

Jeremy Tucker : Jade with an atomic drop suplex on Linda.

Andrew Fulton : Whips Linda into the corner, STINGER SPLASH!

Alice : Right on the money! Jade then rolls Linda over into the Scorpian Deathlock!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda not quitting, she is hurting but refusing to tap.

Andrew Fulton : Who do you like in the rumble guys? My Money is on Vile Vince Viper.

Alice : I favour the Suit! He and Pesci have a chemistry and i can’t take my eyes off them.

Jeremy Tucker : That chemistry seems to be ready to explode Alice, myself, i am picking The Industrial Man! Last in and got to be the fav!

Andrew Fulton : Avery runs at Jade while she has Linda in the Deathlock, and WHAM! SUPERPUNCH! What a Hymaker!

Alice : Jade is out cold!

Jeremy Tucker : Avery lifts Lucky Linda up .... GO TO SLEEP! Avery nails the Irish Eyes!

Andrew Fulton : Both Jade and Linda in a heap in the ring .... McCullen heading to the top ....

Alice : Diving Somersault Leg Drop!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Fall From Grace she calls that!

Andrew Fulton : Took them BOTH out Jerry!

Alice : Avery rolls Linda out of the ring, grabs Jade .... FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!

Jeremy Tucker : Four Leaf Clover!!! Jade in the centre of the ring, no where to go!

Andrew Fulton : Jade wont tap ... Linda making her way back in .... NO!!! Brewster just jumped the rail and rammed the face of Lucky Linda into the ring apron as she was trying to get in and break the Figure 4!

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster is livid, she wanted to be in this match ... she grabs the Amazons belt of Lucky Linda, and clocks her in the head with it, busting her open!

Andrew Fulton : Home run!

Alice : I have seen enough of this. (Alice rips the head set off and runs from the commentary table, spearing The Wildcat and her self both through the safety rail)

Jeremy Tucker : Oh My God! Alice just put an end to that interference!

Andrew Fulton : Jade is tapping! Jerry! Jade is tapping from the figure four!

Jeremy Tucker : Brady looks back up from staring at the carnage outside to see Jade taping to the figure four and calls for the bell!!!!

Andrew Fulton : McCullen wins! McCULLEN WINS THE TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Man, what a performance, and what a way to make your mark and debut in SWAT Amazons!

City of Night by Miracle of Sound blares through out the arena, and the fans are going wild.

Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ... AND THE TOURNAMENT .... THE DAREDEVIL .... AVERY McCULLEN!!!!

Referee Bo Brady raises her arm in victory, and on the outside, Alice straightens herself out after going through the railing, and then is passed a HUGE novelty cheque which she slides into the ring with and presents to Avery, the pair of them holding it high and the crowd still going beserk.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster glaring up at them from the outside, and Jade is being helped out of here by her sister Kim.

Jeremy Tucker : Wow! I can’t wait to see the action at the Fancy Dress Brawl ... but right now folks, we got us a Royal Rumble to get to!

Andrew Fulton : Go_VIPER!

[SWAT Team]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL4va0E

Wise guy Joe Pesci hits and the SWAT Half Owner makes his way down the ramp and joins the commentary booth.

Jeremy Tucker : Looks like we have another special commentator with us this evening, welcome Joe.

Andrew Fulton : Hi Boss! Andrew Fulton, THE Voice of SWAT! Great to meet you, sir.

Joe Pesci : Fulton, Tucker. How about this, The Royal rumble baby! Two golden tickets on the line also!

Jeremy Tucker : What happened there, Kilroy won his fair and square in RIO, should you really put it on the line like this?

Andrew Fulton : He can do what he likes Jerry, Geez!

Joe Pesci : He disrespected me, a man of my standing, we don’t tolerate ANY disrespect!

Jeremy Tucker : This is wrestling Mr Pesci, respect is earned, and no one has earned more than Kilroy Evans.

Andrew Fulton : Can it Jerry. Unless you want to be lining up tomorrow morning at the unemployment office.

Joe Pesci : Lets get this rumble underway already! FRANK!

Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A ROYAL RUMBLE! Every two minutes a new entrant will come down and join the ring, the only way to be eliminated, is to go over the top rope and BOTH feet touch the floor.

Introducing first, coming in at 6’6 and 270 lbs ... hailing from Las Vegas Nevada ..... HELLS BOUNCER!!!

Highway to Hell by ACDC hits and Hells Bouncer makes his wy down to the ring. He stands in there ready to go and then Stealers Wheel- Stuck in the Middle With You hits and James Fierce comes out to the ramp way. He stands there, looks down happily to HB and then heads down to the ring.

Frank Salazar : And introducing entrant number 2 ... coming in at 6’3 & 285 lbs .....hailing from Wayne County, West Virginia ..... JAMES FIERCE!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Fierce and Hells Bouncer to start it off!

Andrew Fulton : Hells Bouncer actually asked for number one. What a goose!

Joe Pesci : Asked for, he down right demanded. Well, go at it kid.

Jeremy Tucker : Both men in the ring now and Fierce hits HB with a bell clap.

Andrew Fulton : Hells Bouncer with a clothesline to Fierce.

Joe Pesci : Fierce hits a jawbreaker, then a side Russian leg sweep.

Jeremy Tucker : Hells bouncer with a spine buster.

Andrew Fulton : Fierce hits a big boot.

Joe Pesci : These two going at it, not long now till the next entrant, who will it be?

Jeremy Tucker : Not your nephew, you just “gave” him 2nd last spot.

Andrew Fulton : Fierce with a right hand and has HB up on the ropes trying to force him over.

Joe Pesci : HB hanging on ... and don’t you worry about my nephew, he is going to go places here at SWAT.

Jeremy Tucker : Especially if its all handed to him courtesy of you.

Andrew Fulton : Countdown clock started, everyone looking across to see who is number 3.

Joe Pesci : Sasuke Daiki!

Jeremy Tucker : Daiki gets in the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Who?

Joe Pesci : Some stugots who signed up.

Jeremy Tucker : Well, he is gone already! Fierce just European uppercutted him and he is OUT OF HERE!

Andrew Fulton : One down, 29 to go.

Joe Pesci : Fierce is a big chance in this, one of my Bandit brothers!

Jeremy Tucker : What’s up with you and the KGB? Seems a bit of friction between you and the Sovereign.

Andrew Fulton : Just getting used to working together Jerry. HB tries to haul Fierce over the ropes, Fierce puts the breaks on.

Joe Pesci : Count down clock working down to number 4 ......

Jeremy Tucker : TIMELESS ALEX TURNER!

Andrew Fulton : Yes! This is my pick!

Joe Pesci : This man has a real style to him, he could win the Rumble!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless gets in the ring and clobbers HB and Fierce with lefts and rights!

Andrew Fulton : Them lefts are brutal, see he lost that hand last year?

Joe Pesci : Was something allright. Lucky for him Yoda was able to help out.

Jeremy Tucker : Will Yoda be heading to SWAT soon this means Joe?

Andrew Fulton : That’s Mr Pesci to you Jerry, and yeah, will he?

Joe Pesci : Not that i know of.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless with a northern lights suplex on HB!

Andrew Fulton : Exploder for Fierce!

Joe Pesci : How about earlier, he comes out with Forbes all cock a hoop about joining the Mid West, then, Mid West gets shut down by Pres Phoenix!

Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix doesn’t take shit! Timeless now will be competing in the Southern States region.

Andrew Fulton : Count down clock begins and down comes The Enigmatic Creature


Joe Pesci : Creature runs down to the ring, jumps over the ropes, and WHAM! Timeless sends him right back out with a Drop kick!

Jeremy Tucker : And what a drop kick it was! Best in the business!

Andrew Fulton : Fierce and HB both grab Timeless and try to send him up and over, but Timeless hangs on. He fights his way out, Fierce hits him with a Pendulum Back Breaker

Joe Pesci : HB gets Fierce with a spear!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless back up and super kicks Hells Bouncer!

Andrew Fulton : Count down clock up again, who is next?

Joe Pesci : BEELZEBOZO! Wow!

Jeremy Tucker : Some great talent in the ring right now. We got Bozo, Fierce! Timeless and Hells Bouncer all in there!

Andrew Fulton : Bozo was one of the favourites going in, he just won the ACW Heavyweight belt and then had the region up and go on holidays on him.

Joe Pesci : Bozo slides into the ring with his sack, and is spinning it around and nailing everyone in reach with it!

Jeremy Tucker : Is that legal?

Andrew Fulton : No rules Jerry! Over the top, both feet hit the floor, thats IT!

Joe Pesci : Bozo stomping away on HB!

Jeremy Tucker : Boy, Hells Bouncer sure did put a target on his back calling out the entire locker room!

Andrew Fulton : That’s what it’s all about Jerry!

Joe Pesci : Count down clock again counting down ....

Jeremy Tucker : LEFT TENTACLE!

Andrew Fulton : The backyarder come superstar! This underdog is taught by the very best in the game, one Vile Vince Viper, just on that fact alone he must be a better chance than 90% of the field.

Joe Pesci : LEFT hits the ring, and cleans house! Timeless is paired off duking it out with Fierce.

Jeremy Tucker : Hells Bouncer and Bozo are locked up, LEFT take HB out with a suplex. And then is trying to reef Bozo out of the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Count down clock comes on and down runs Marcus White!

Joe Pesci : Man, how is this guy in the match?

Jeremy Tucker : White charges the ring and runs right at LEFT, making the save for Bozo!

Andrew Fulton : For some crazy reason, Beelzebozo has brought Marcus under his wing, and welcoming him to the menagerie.

Joe Pesci : Don’t question the clown, i mean, he did just help him right then!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down starts and Tatsuo Takeshi runs down to the ringl

Andrew Fulton : Its getting pretty full in there now, Tatsuo might need to throw a few out!

Joe Pesci : Someone needs to!

Jeremy Tucker : They all keep duking it out. Count down starts again.

Andrew Fulton : FROSTBITE!

Joe Pesci : Now we are talking! He has been very impressive!

Jeremy Tucker : He has a red hot chance in this one!

Andrew Fulton : It won’t melt him will it?

Joe Pesci : (laughing at Fultons pun) I’’mmmmmm meeeelllltinnnnng!

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite goes to work on Marcus.

Andrew Fulton :Bozo and Fierce teaming up on HB.

Joe Pesci : Timeless trying to eliminate Tatsuo.

Jeremy Tucker : LEFT grabs Tatsuo and flings him over the top!

Andrew Fulton : Dragon King is out of HERE!

Joe Pesci : Another count down clock .....

Jeremy Tucker : PHANTOM FAIRTEX!!!

Andrew Fulton : Team Fairtex! These guys won the Anzac Cup last year, and boy can they GO!

Joe Pesci : Phantom lays into everyone, cleaning house and then another count down starts up

Jeremy Tucker : DANIEL COLLINS!!! The International Champ!!!

Andrew Fulton : Collins sure got fired up by Frostbite not long ago, or at least, his dad did, and look at him Bee Line straight to Frostbite!

Joe Pesci : They meet up and duke it out, Collins levelling Frostbite and then trying to force him over the top, but he cant get him , Frostbite holds on and fights him off.

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down ....... PYSCHOTIC GOTH!!!

Andrew Fulton : So many top chances in there right now!

Joe Pesci : SWAT is swimming in talent!

Jeremy Tucker : Goth cleans house, Timeless is working on Phantom, and Goth makes the save!

Andrew Fulton : Both trained by the same dojo!

Joe Pesci : No teams in this one! Meant to be every man for himself!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down clock .... TONG FAIRTEX!

Andrew Fulton : Tong runs down and joins his brother Phantom! They clean house together with the help of Goth!

Joe Pesci : They are teaming well .... Phantom grabs Beelzebozo and tosses him out!

Jeremy Tucker : NOOO!!! Marcus makes the save!

Andrew Fulton : Tong is irate and grabs Marcus and tries to haul him over the top.

Joe Pesci : Marcus hangs on and Phantom comes to join Tong, both brothers trying to force Marcus over the top.

Jeremy Tucker : Bozo coming to repay Marcus for his help and he grabs Phantom and tosses him over the top rope! Phantom was hooked up tangled with Marcus and he goes sailing over with Phantom

Andrew Fulton : BEELZEBOZO just eliminated both Phantom Fairtex AND Marcus! Who was helping him!

Joe Pesci : Marcus looks up confused at Beelze who disregards him and starts brawling with Goth!

Jeremy Tucker : New count down clock ...... MATT RYNO!

Andrew Fulton : Ryno charges down into the ring ... Tong clotheslines him straight back out.

Joe Pesci : The ring is pretty full still, even with them 3 eliminations, who we got still in there right now Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Hells Bouncer, James Fierce, Timeless Alex Turner, Beelzebozo, LEFT Tentacle, Frostbite,Daniel Collins,Psychotic Goth and Tong Fairtex all remain in there.

Andrew Fulton : Who is going to win? Who still to come?

Joe Pesci : We will find one right now, count down clock is ticking down.

Jeremy Tucker : ITS JUSTIN BLACK!

Andrew Fulton : Bah, another no name! When will we start making these guys earn their way into the fed.

Joe Pesci : We give them the opportunity Fulton, after that, they sink or swim on their own endeavours.

Jeremy Tucker : And Black just SUNK!!! Hell Bouncer sent him sailing over the top!

Andrew Fulton : The rest keep brawling and then the count down clock starts again ...

Joe Pesci : SOUTTER! My main man!

Jeremy Tucker : Business is picking up now!

Andrew Fulton : Suit hits the ring guns blazing and goes to town, cleaning house.

Joe Pesci : Soutter and Fierce working well together. Bandits for EVER!

Jeremy Tucker : Flamboyant Red hits the ring, he is looking for action!

Andrew Fulton : Past the half way mark now guys.

Joe Pesci : Well, thats longer than i thought Red would last.

Jeremy Tucker : Is he related to tornado red?

Andrew Fulton : No idea.

Joe Pesci : Another count down ....

Jeremy Tucker : Logan Burgess is coming down.

Andrew Fulton : I like this guy!

Joe Pesci : He may have a big future here with SWAT! I envisage huge things for him.

Jeremy Tucker : They all keep duking it out.

Andrew Fulton : Another count down .....

Joe Pesci : Bobby "The Man" Maples!!

Jeremy Tucker : The Man hits the ring!

Andrew Fulton : LEFT hooks him for a German ... and releases it, right over the top rope!

Joe Pesci : THE Man is out of there! He aint the man!

Jeremy Tucker : The fight continues ... “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne!

Andrew Fulton : Payne is in the house!

Joe Pesci : Sadistic One hits the ring, he cleans house and leaves everyone laying. There is a special section of the crowd more into him, they be the ones he gave the tickets to Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : I think so.

Andrew Fulton : How pathetic, trying to bribe fans to come and cheer you.

Joe Pesci : Payne works over Soutter. The big man too heavy to toss over the rope.

Jeremy Tucker : I don’t think it was bribing, just a nice gesture.

Andrew Fulton : Fierce to Suits aid and they both go to work on Payne.

Joe Pesci : Timeless Superkics Fierce and he goes sailing over the top!!

Jeremy Tucker : NO!!! Grabs the rope and hangs on, skins the cat back in.

Andrew Fulton : Another count down upon us.

Joe Pesci : BISHOP! KGB in the ring in full force now!

Jeremy Tucker : Bishop joins Soutter and Fierce and they go to town on the rest in the ring.

Andrew Fulton : KGB totally dominating the match.

Joe Pesci : Another count down clock .....

Jeremy Tucker : KILROY EVANS!!!

Andrew Fulton : Kilroy enters the ring, and EVERYONE jumps on him!

Joe Pesci : Hahahaha! Why are they all going after Kilroy?

Jeremy Tucker : You know full well why. You put that bounty on his head the moment you announced whoever eliminates him gets his golden ticket into the World Title Match come Halloween!

Andrew Fulton : Hells Bouncer tosses Red over the top! He is out of here!

Joe Pesci : KGB working over Kilroy!! No!!! LEFT just hoisted Bishop out of there!

Jeremy Tucker : See ya later Bishop! KILROY IS GONE!!! KILROY EVANS IS GONE!!!

Andrew Fulton : FIERCE GOT HIM! JAMES FIERCE JUST ELIMINATED KILROY AND GOT HIMSELF A FIRST CLASS TICKET TO THE WORLD TITLE MATCH AT HALLOWEEN!!!

Joe Pesci : Way to go KGB!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down and here comes Dave Brickheart !!!

Andrew Fulton : Brickheart enters the ring a house on fire, and he cleans house!

Joe Pesci : Brickheart trying to take out Payne, Payne holding on.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless stomping on Logan Burgess.

Andrew Fulton : Tong and Goth fighting it out with Fierce and Suit.

Joe Pesci : Frostbite and Collins fighting in the corner.

Jeremy Tucker : LEFT, Bozo and HB all duking it out in a three way brawl.

Andrew Fulton : Count down begins .... DEAN GREEN!!!

Joe Pesci : In comes Green! Out goes Green!! Brickheart sent him sailing!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down ... EL EXOTICO!!!

Andrew Fulton : Mass brawl in the ring, its mayhem in there!

Joe Pesci : Another count down.

Jeremy Tucker : TJ DANIEL!

Andrew Fulton : TJ Daniel? Get the fuck out of here!

Joe Pesci : He does! Courtesy of a Frostbite clothesline.

Jeremy Tucker : Only four more people left to come in!

Andrew Fulton : VILE VINCE VIPER!!!

Joe Pesci : Triple V is in the rumble!

Jeremy Tucker : He grabs El Exotico and tosses him over!

Andrew Fulton : Morris Bass standing at ringside, he came down with Triple V! What’s up with that?

Joe Pesci : Suit has no Bruno.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless has no Roxy!

Andrew Fulton : Damn it! Roxy > Bass.

Joe Pesci : Fierce runs straight at Triple V and they start exchanging lefts and rights.

Jeremy Tucker : Bass is under the ring looking for some weapons, he is tossing lots of stuff behind him.

Andrew Fulton : Suit glares at Viper, and he charges him! HUGE AVALANCHE INTO FIERCE AND VIPER BOTH!

Joe Pesci : They are OUT!

Jeremy Tucker : Viper and Fierce both went sailing over the top!

Andrew Fulton : Soutter just eliminated his own partner James Fierce!

Joe Pesci : AND TRIPLE V!

Jeremy Tucker : Noooo! Look! Bass had ripped out two stretchers from under the ring, and Fierce and Triple V both landed on them.

Andrew Fulton : They are surfing on the stretchers. They look unsteady.

Joe Pesci : Still they duke it out, on wobbly stretchers.

Jeremy Tucker : This is backyard revisited!

Andrew Fulton : Bass grabs Triple V, and throws him back into the ring. Fierce dives onto his back and rams Bass into the steel ring post, landing on his back, and then sliding back into the ring not touching the floor!

Joe Pesci : Freaken’ unbelievable!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down .....

Andrew Fulton : Anonymoose!

Joe Pesci : Anonymoose charges the ring and runs right at Viper!

Jeremy Tucker : He is a man possessed!

Andrew Fulton : Only two more to come! Morelli and Industrial Man!

Joe Pesci : Lets go Joey! You got this!

Jeremy Tucker : Count down starts and Joey Morelli runs down to he ring.

Andrew Fulton : Morelli grabs Brickheart and tosses him over the top!

Joe Pesci : Thats it Joey! Keep it going!

Jeremy Tucker : Another count down clock starts, and this is it, Industrial Man the last entrant!

Andrew Fulton : The last count down begins, and out comes Attila Balan! The Industrial Man!

Joe Pesci : Crowd going ape for the IMan!

Jeremy Tucker : That’s it! No more to come!

Andrew Fulton : 16 men still left in there!

Joe Pesci : 15!! Damn IT! There goes Joey!

Jeremy Tucker : Industrial Man just sent him flying!

Andrew Fulton : BURGESS IS GONE!

Joe Pesci : Payne just sent him packing!

Jeremy Tucker : Hells Bouncer is OUTSKI! Anonymoose just got him!

Andrew Fulton : They are tumbling out now.

Joe Pesci : There goes Anonymoose! Viper got him! Vile Vince Viper eliminated Anonymoose!

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite grabs Tong and heaves him over!

Andrew Fulton : Frostbite is pleased with himself, there is Daniel Collins! He just tossed Frostbite out! Wow! Collins got rid of Frosty ... NO! There goes Collins also, Industrial Man sent him backing!

Joe Pesci : Timeless with a super kick to Damien Payne! Sends him sailing over the top!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless a man possessed, he just super kicked Fierce also and HE IS OUT!

Andrew Fulton : Timeless is thrilled with himself! LOOK OUT!

Joe Pesci : Soutter just clotheslined him out of there!

Jeremy Tucker : All heads are turning to the ramp way ... there is no one left to enter this ......

Andrew Fulton : OH MY GOD!

Joe Pesci : WHA .... WHA ... WHAT?

Jeremy Tucker : IT’S VAMPIRA!

Andrew Fulton : She is crawling down the ramp way, the whole arena watching her, and its silent guys, not a sound in the building.

Joe Pesci : GOTH IS SHAKING!

Jeremy Tucker : He is! He is trembling! Looking on and shaking the ropes like he is the Warrior, and not even meaning too!

Andrew Fulton : She is bloody and bleeding!

Joe Pesci : GOTH IS OUT! LEFT just tossed him out!

Jeremy Tucker : That’s not right! Soutter glares at Left Tentacle and then Gorilla Presses him out of there!

Andrew Fulton : Goth is cradling Vampia in his arms ... she points to the ring at Soutter and yells it was HIM! He did it!

Joe Pesci : Suit did NOT!

Jeremy Tucker : Soutter is shaking his head, saying NO! It wasn’t him!

Andrew Fulton : Goth is enraged! He storms into the ring and unleashes on Soutter!

Joe Pesci : Goth is a mad man!

Jeremy Tucker : He is taking Soutter apart! And SOUTTER IS ELIMINATED!

Andrew Fulton : WOW!

Joe Pesci : Viper is laughing his ass off in the ring, its only he and Friendly Business left in there!

Jeremy Tucker : Vampira pales, she shivers, staring up at Viper and hearing that laugh!

Vampira : NOOOO!!!! IT WAS HIM!

Vampira points at Viper and Goth looks around not knowing what is going on. Soutter is KO’d on the outside and Goth glares up slowly to Viper.

Andrew Fulton : Goth charges at the ring and Viper, but is swarmed by a dozen back yarders!

Joe Pesci : What are these fucks doing here?

Jeremy Tucker : The back yarders are all over Goth ... Viper has wormed away, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! From behind Viper just double clotheslined Beelzebozo and The Industrial Man!

Andrew Fulton : Viper just eliminated BOTH of them! He WINS IT!

Joe Pesci : VILE VINCE VIPER WINS THE RUMBLE!

Jeremy Tucker : The back yarders try and move onto Friendly and Balan, but the two main eventers fight them off, sending them scurrying back up the ramp and out of there! Viper pays no heed! He is victorious, and thats all that matters to him!

Andrew Fulton : What a match up! I’m exhausted!

Joe Pesci : Triple V secures his spot in the World Title match at Halloween!

Frank Salazar ; WINNER OF THE MATCH .... VILE VINCE VIPER!

Ramones cover of "It's a wonderful world" hits and the show closes out with Tripe V victorious in the ring.