Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jul 9, 2009 22:56:19 GMT -5
(Live In Primetime from The Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia, Exclusively On VTV!)
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*Following a brief video intro for the event we open up to the night's sold out, frenzied arena crowd in Atlanta, with the official Birthday Bash event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Champagne" by Cavo playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler cut in eventually while the much anticipated in-ring action for this evening is on the verge of kicking off once and for all...*
*The opening Drum Beat hits the arena like a ton of bricks as "The Real American" Jimmy Fat makes his way out from behind the curtain pumping his first in the air matching the beat.
"Born down in a dead's man town! The first kick I took was when I hit the ground!"
Jimmy now makes his way to the ring hamming it up with taunts conversing with fans, and asking if anyone has some nachos. Singing along to the song once it hits "Born in the USA." Once inside the ring Jimmy points at the crowd in all four directions before slapping his gut and doing muscular poses showing off something he doesn't quite have. At the end of the routine red white and blue fireworks go off behind him.*
Cole: First off welcome to Birthday Bash '09 everyone, and happy birthday to both our owner Mongo the Destroyer himself, and more importantly the XHF as a whole as we proudly celebrate our 8th annual anniversary since originally opening the doors here tonight! And now to get down to the business at hand this opener has got to be one of the most emotionally intense matches on the card, King.
King: No doubt, both of these men LOVE nachos.
Cole: Indeed. One has to ask, with so much in common, why would they choose to fight?
King: One less mouth to feed nachos too, Cole. One less mouth to feed. Simple as that.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
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"Showdown at the Nacho Coral" Match
Obsidian vs. "The Real American" Jimmy Fat
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"Showdown at the Nacho Coral" Match
Obsidian vs. "The Real American" Jimmy Fat
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The bell rings, as both competitors momentarily circle the ring and this year's Birthday Show Spectacular officially gets underway following countless weeks of hype and buildup toward it. Obsidian licks his chops, and Jimmy Fat follows suit, as both men begin to eye three fans sitting in the front row, all eating nachos. The referee shouts at the competitors, reminding them that the match is underway. Jimmy Fat's eyes dart up, only looking at Obsidian for a moment before he sees one of four trophs, filled with nacho cheese. Without taking the time to look at the other trophs and their contents, Fat dives head first into the troph, sticking his head all the way in. Obsidian, not wanting the match to end in disqualification, jerks Jimmy's head out of the troph, and slaps him hard in the back, causing him to spit out all the cheese that he nearly devoured. The referee concedes that it's legal, and the match continues, oddly before it's even started.
Cole: Jimmy nearly lost himself the match there!
King: He's got to avoid the temptation just like Obsidian if he wants to win this thing.
Cole: A task which we know will prove difficult to both competitors.
After pulling Jimmy backwards and throwing him to the ground, Obsidian looks at the rather large puddle of nacho cheese that Fat spat up. He licks his lips, and although it was all already inside the mouth of Jimmy, he nears towards it. Jimmy, still on the ground, takes notice, and uses his legs to take down Obsidian, tripping him and sending him into the ropes. Jimmy struggles to his feet, which takes quite some time, then does a Hogan-like pose, sending the fans into a frenzy of cheers!
Cole: It would seem both competitors are trying to keep each other from getting disqualified.
King: Have they no self restraint?
King's question is answered when, as soon as he's done posing, Fat begins to sniff around the ring. He finds the scent that caught his attention within seconds, as he sees the troph filled with ground beef. He begins running towards it, when the much lighter and hence, quicker, Obsidian, climbs to his feet and hops onto Fat's back, putting all his weight on the big man. Jimmy Fat is apparently used to carrying quite a bit of weight, as he slows down, but remains focused on getting at all that beef. Obsidian, still hanging on to Fat, wraps his arms around, and puts Fat in a Sleeper Hold. Fat waves his arms in the air a little, and when he's just within feet of the troph, falls to one knee. Obsidian takes the advantage, knowing that he probably has five minutes till Fat can get back on both legs. He drops off Fat's back and releases the hold, running off the ropes. He leaps forward for a shoulder tackle, but Fat rolls out of the way, and Obsidian flies into the troph filled with beef!
Cole: The Real American is covered in cheese, and Obsidian in ground beef! It seems both men are at a stalemate as of now.
King: But how long until one of them gets another advantage?
Once again, in convenient timing, King gets an answer to his question. Jimmy grabs Obsidian, and with great strength simply tosses him across the ring, sending Obsidian flying into the nacho cheese. Obsidian flails is arms in a combination of agony and ecstasy, before lifting his head up to catch his breath. He then looks down, and is about to go into the troph of cheese again, when Fat grabs him by the head, and waddles forward, before dropping both himself and Obsidian into the mat with a bulldog. Fat gets up, and flexes his arms, before bouncing off the ropes. He leaps into the air, about to hit a leg drop, when Obsidian rolls out of the way. Covered both in cheese and beef, Obsidian runs a hand through his hair, and cheese drips out, forming a large pool in the ring. Obsidian motions for Jimmy to get to his feet, and when Jimmy is up to a knee, Obsidian foolishly tries to grab onto his hair. Running his hands all over Jimmy's scalp, he screams "WHAT CAN I DRAG YOU BY?" Immediately after this, he seems to find an answer. Grabbing HARD onto Jimmy's left breast, he tries pulling him towards the troph filled with refried beans. This doesn't work, however, and Obsidian only falls on his butt as the weight of Jimmy out does Obsidian's arm strength. He gets up, as Jimmy tries to get his bearings, and eventually both men are to their feet again. Jimmy runs towards Obsidian, arm outstretched for a clothsline, but Obsidian side steps, grabs Jimmy's arm, and uses the Real American's own momentum to swing him directly into the troph of beans. Before Fat can react, Obsidian pulls him backwards, dragging him towards the beef.
Cole: It looks like Obsidian might have this thing in the bag!
When he's only inches away from dunking jimmy's head into the troph, Jimmy somehow shoves Obsidian away, and into the ropes. Obsidian goes for a kick to the gut, but Jimmy sticks his chest and gut out even more, absorbing the kick with little to no pain at all. Obsidian looks in horror, as Jimmy points a finger at him, and screams "YOU!" Obsidian tries for another kick, but in a Michael Jackson-like spin, Jimmy takes most of the kick to his rear end, again not feeling the blow. He begins shaking violently, "hulking" up as they would say. Obsidian, trying to think on his feet, quickly sticks his hands into his pants. He pulls out a clear plastic bag, while Jimmy marches around the ring in an adrenaline rush. Obsidian swipes the bag into the troph of beef, filling it almost completely. Fat, turning around from another pose, is shocked when the entire bag of beef is flung into his eyes and face! Stumbling backwards, Obsidian capitalizes, and dives into Jimmy, sending him crashing into the troph of nacho chips! The referee calls for the bell!
Winner of the first ever "Showdown at the Nacho Coral" Match: Obsidian!
Cole: And it's over! Obsidian managed to come out on top, in a brilliant use of resources!
King: Is that even legal though? He didn't put Jimmy in the troph, he just covered Jimmy in the beef!
Cole: But he DID make a nacho meal out of Jimmy, which won him the match!
*The bell rings, as both men roll around in the now shattered troph containing nachos. Both men seem to be swimming through the chips, eating as many as possible. Obsidian begins to wipe his cheese-drenched hair against the chips before eating them, as Fat rolls around in the nachos, snatching whatever sticks to the cheese, beef, and beans on his body, and stuffing it into his mouth.*
Cole: Jimmy may have lost the match, but it looks like both men are winners here, King!
King: No doubt, look at how happy they are. It must be like heaven for these guys!
*The arena turns to black and guitar riffs echo throughout the arena as we return from commercial. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the drum begins to join the guitar in the sounds. Flashes of light decorate the stage area as David Draiman's voice lets out a soft "can you feel that..." The crowd rushes to their feet looking to get their snapshot of the XHF legend about to walk through the curtain. Three large pyros go off at the top of the stage to the beat of Draiman's "ooh ah ah ah" The song immediately jumps to it's chorus as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed deafens the crowd and is it does Reeshi steps through the smoke and pyro to a loud chorus of boos and flashing lights. He stands atop the entrance way soaking in the feedback from the XHF faithful and walks slowly, yet with a purpose towards the ring. He walks around to the ring, eying up each corner, claiming it as his own before he uses the steps at the front of the entrance to climb onto the apron. He enters the ring and removes his jacket, walking towards the middle of the ring and raising his fist in the air. The boo's and chants grow louder once again, sparking a snarl like smile from Reeshi.*
Cole: And here’s one of the most dominant men in wrestling!
King: Yeah, like five years ago.
*A deep digital voice now says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, X*Crown titles all over his body, walking down the ramp. Obsidian and GQ Money then come out behind him holding the rest of the belts. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines one of the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
King: WHO BETTA!?
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XHF X*Crown Championship Singles Match
"The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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XHF X*Crown Championship Singles Match
"The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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The bell sounds and both Reeshi and Kanyon both start to move towards the center of the ring, apparently going for a grapple, however, Kanyon moves away from Reeshi and shakes his head a little. Kanyon moves back towards the center of the ring and gets ready to grapple up again - but, again, Kanyon backs away. This time Reeshi lunges forward with an elbow to the head of Kanyon, forcing him to stumble back and hit the ropes while Reeshi follows up with a hard right to his ribs, and then a left as well to the other side of his ribs, but as he goes for a second right this time to the jaw, Kanyon reverses and hit's a quick jab of his own!
King: Nice work by Kanyon.
Kanyon quickly hit's a second jab, and a third, but Reeshi pulls Kanyon towards him and drives a hard knee into his abs. This knocks the air right out of Kanyon before Reeshi knocks him down to the canvas with a hard forearm to the back. Kanyon starts to crawl forward to try and get away from Reeshi, but Reeshi is just stalking him for a moment before crushing his foot into the lower back of Kanyon. He keeps his foot there for a moment, drilling it into the same spot where he kicked then brings his foot up as Kanyon holds his lower back in a bit of pain but uses his other arm to push himself back up to his knees.
Cole: This is a surprisingly good match thus far.
Reeshi forces Kanyon up to his feet the rest of the way, but knocks him down with a hard right before he has the chance to figure out just where he is. This time, Kanyon manages to roll all the ay out of the ring to try and avoid Reeshi a little bit longer. One! Kanyon is just walking around outside of the ring trying to regain his composure. Two! Reeshi is standing in the ring and waiting for Kanyon to get back inside of the ring, but he doesn't seem to be making any move to get back into the ring. Three! Kanyon, still outside the ring while Reeshi makes his way closer to him. Four! Reeshi grabs Kanyon by the hair and pulls him up onto the apron, but Kanyon pulls him down so his throat hit's the top rope, and forces Reeshi to fall backwards holding his throat. Kanyon quickly rolls back into the ring, and starts to pummel away at the face of Reeshi!
King: Kanyon has just exploded!
Relentless with his attack until the referee has finally forced him off, Kanyon gets back to his feet and now it's his turn to stalk his prey. Kanyon bounces off the rope to get a little bit of momentum before leaping into the air and dropping his knees on the chest of Reeshi! Kanyon quickly gets back up to his feet and tries to end this match pretty early by covering him. One...Two... Kick-out! Both Reeshi and Kanyon are both starting to get to their feet, but Kanyon quickly applies a front headlock onto Reeshi to try and prevent him from getting any momentum. Reeshi pushes Kanyon back to the ropes, forcing a rope break but Kanyon keeps the hold applied up until the count of four. After the hold is finally broken, Reeshi quickly gets back to his feet and lands a hard right to the jaw of Kanyon!
Cole: Nobody wants to be on the other end of a Reeshi punch.
Reeshi grabs his wrist and sends him off towards the rope, just to have him sent back and Reeshi lifts him up and slams him right back down onto the canvas with a power slam! He doesn't go for the cover, though, and quickly gets right back to his feet trying to take a moment to recover from the assault that Kanyon had put on him. While Reeshi is recovering, Kanyon does sit up, but Reeshi quickly turns towards him and kicks him across the chest and abs to send him back down but the force that Reeshi hit him with caused him to bounce right back up to a seated position. Reeshi grabs Kanyon by the head to make him get back to his feet and tosses him into the corner before following up with a hard elbow to his head. Reeshi gives a little time between his attacks, but he starts to use some knife edge chops right across Kanyon's chest. After this attack continues after nearly seven times, Reeshi sends him across to the opposite corner, quickly following in with a clothesline!
Cole: Uh-Oh, Reeshi is all warmed up.
Kanyon falls to the ground but doesn't stay there for long. Reeshi pulls him back up to his feet quickly and sets him up for a power bomb. Kanyon can't seem to reverse it before he's lifted up onto the shoulders of Reeshi, but Kanyon leans as forward as he can and grabs the top rope to prevent Reeshi from being able to send him back to the canvas. He's quickly trying to move his legs to get over Reeshi, but Reeshi is holding on tight! Kanyon lets go of the rope with one hand, making sure the other is preventing Reeshi from being able to finish the move while Kanyon connects a few shots to the head of Reeshi until Reeshi is starting to stumble against the ropes. He climbs over the head of Reeshi and lands on the apron but before he can get a chance to drop to the outside of the ring Reeshi grabs him by the head and leans him back into a Dragon Sleeper. He doesn't keep this hold applied for too long before lifting him over with a reverse vertical suplex, this time quickly following in with the cover. One... Two... Kick-out!
King: So close!
Kanyon rolls over onto his stomach and tries to get back to the apron of the ring, but Reeshi puts his foot in front of him so that he can't roll any further that way without moving Reeshi's leg. As Reeshi leans over to grab Kanyon, Kanyon quickly scrambles to his hands and knees and crawls back to the apron of the ring and rolls out- Reeshi doesn't stop, though, and follows Kanyon out of the ring. Kanyon seems to be pleading with Reeshi to give him a break, as he circles around the ring to try and avoid the confrontation with Reeshi. One! Both competitors are still circling around outside the ring. Reeshi trying to catch up with Kanyon, and Kanyon trying to avoid Reeshi. Two! Kanyon finally stops and falls to his knees, again, pleading with Reeshi for a little bit of mercy. Reeshi gets in front of him and shakes his head, saying there will be none. Three! Kanyon shakes his head while Reeshi continues to move forward. Four! Reeshi grabs him by the head, but Kanyon connects with a low blow- the referee couldn't see it quite clearly from the angle, but Kanyon gets back up to his feet. Five! Kanyon grabs Reeshi by the head and runs him at full force into the barricade! Six! Reeshi rolls over, holding his head as Kanyon quickly slides back into the ring- Reeshi doesn't seem to be too out of it as he is already crawling back towards the ring. Seven! Reeshi has one hand on his head, the other on the ring apron, as Kanyon is hoping that Reeshi can't get back into the ring.
Cole: Both men are getting super tired!
Eight! Reeshi pulls himself back to his knees while Kanyon is shaking his head, and telling the referee to count faster. Nine! Reeshi is now back to his feet and rolls back under the rope just before the referee can count to ten. Kanyon quickly capitalizes on the situation by grabbing the top rope and delivering devastating kicks to the ribs and chest of Reeshi, completely relentless with his attack on the big man. Reeshi does his best to defend from the attack, but Kanyon is continuing to kick him as the referee tells Kanyon to back off. It takes him several attempts to get Kanyon off, and as soon as he does Kanyon rushes forward and jumps into the air hitting a diving dropkick to Reeshi almost forcing him right back out of the ring. Reeshi is holding his ribs in some pain as he is standing up on the other side of the ropes, but Kanyon grabs him by the head and forces him over the ropes. He pushes Reeshi down as far as the ropes will let him go, and tries to set him for the MVP to the outside of the ring! Reeshi uses his power to lift Kanyon up, though, but Kanyon is able to land on his feet, barely, and pull Reeshi off of the apron with a power bomb!
King: WHO BETTA THAN KANYON!?
Both Kanyon and Reeshi appear to be out of it for the time being as the referee has almost no choice but to start counting. One! Both men are still out. Two! Still no movement from either man. Three! Reeshi slowly rolls over onto his stomach and starts to crawl back towards the ring. Four! Kanyon grabs the apron of the ring and starts to pull himself up. Five! Reeshi is also now holding the apron and getting himself up. Six! Both men crawl underneath the bottom rope to break the count. After a few more seconds, both of them use the ropes to get back up to their feet. Reeshi delivers a hard right to Kanyon, who quickly retaliates with one of his own. The strikes continue until Reeshi finally gets the upper hand with a few more shots forcing Kanyon against the ropes, but he uses this momentum to try and take Reeshi down with a clothesline but he ducks underneath the arm of Kanyon, and as Kanyon is coming back towards Reeshi, Reeshi lifts him up with a high elevated shoulder back toss!
Cole: Reeshi's coming back!
Reeshi walks up next to Kanyon and drops down with an elbow drop keeping his arm over him to attempt the cover. One... Two... Kick-out! Reeshi shakes his head a little bit, wishing that Kanyon would have just stayed down, but both of them are getting back up to their feet. Reeshi is the first to his feet, and he tries to take advantage before Kanyon can get up the whole way, but Kanyon pulls Reeshi down with The Flatliner! Kanyon quickly rolls Reeshi over and attempts a cover of his own! One... Two... Th--Reeshi rolls his shoulder off of the canvas!
Cole: These men wanna end it!
Kanyon is in complete disbelief that Reeshi was able to get his shoulder up, and tries to tell the referee that it was a three- but the referee insists that it was only two. Kanyon continues to shake his head, not being able to believe it so he starts to argue with the referee and is demanding that he rings the bell. Reeshi is still laid out for several seconds but is able to get back up to his feet- as Kanyon slowly starts to realize that he should've continued the attack, he turns towards the standing Reeshi and is met with a stiff kick to his abdomen causing him to lean over. Reeshi quickly lifts him up onto his shoulders and brings him over with the Fish Out of Water! Reeshi tries for yet another cover. One... Two... Thr--Rope break!
Cole: So close!
Kanyon was able to get his foot onto the bottom rope while Reeshi appears to just be frustrated by this. He gets up to his feet slowly, still hurting from the Flatliner that he had just endured, but pulls Kanyon back up to his feet. He lifts Kanyon up onto his shoulders yet again for the power bomb, but Kanyon is struggling to get free! He delivers a few shots to the head of Reeshi to try and reverse it exactly how he did earlier in the match, but after a third shot, Reeshi just slams Kanyon back down onto the canvas completely taking out any momentum that he had previously had. Reeshi doesn't let go, though, and lifts him back up then slams him down with a second! And a third! Reeshi doesn't stop with a third, and lifts him back up to try and go for a fourth but this time Kanyon takes him over with a hurracanrana, and holds the legs to try and cover! One... Two... Kick-out!
King: COME ON KANYON!
Both men are quick to get back to their feet, while Reeshi charges towards Kanyon fast- this time Kanyon takes him over with an arm drag, and both roll back to their feet. Reeshi goes for a diving clothesline this time at Kanyon, but Kanyon falls to the canvas and quickly gets back up. As Reeshi is getting up and turns to face Kanyon, he is hit by the Kanyon Cutter! Both men lay out cold on the mat, as Kanyon can't even find the energy to cover Reeshi. The referee looks at both of them and decides that it's time to start counting. One! Neither one of them stir. Two! Still no movement from either one. Three! Kanyon moves for a moment, but collapses back down. Four! No movement. Five! Reeshi lifts his arm up, as does Kanyon. Six! Both men put their arm across the other, for a double-pin. The referee counts for both of them. One... Two... Kanyon gets his foot on the rope, and Reeshi rolls his shoulder. Both of them are able to get out of the cover.
Cole: That would have been a strange ending for us.
Reeshi finishes rolling over and sees that Kanyon's foot was on the rope, and looks kind of frustrated. Kanyon starts to get up to his feet as Reeshi pushes himself up- he tries to take Kanyon out with a running big boot as he's leaning against the ropes, but Kanyon falls back down to the canvas and pulling the top rope down so Reeshi's leg goes right over. Kanyon grabs Reeshi's other leg and forces him over the rest of the way as Reeshi crashes outside of the ring. Kanyon uses the ropes to sit himself back up, and he looks at Reeshi laying outside the ring- but he's coming to- staggering while trying to get back up, but still Kanyon knows that he isn't going to stay out of the ring for a full ten seconds. He decides to leave the ring on the other side, grabbing one of the X*Crown belts and trying to conceal it while getting back into the ring. While the referee is looking away Kanyon slides back into the ring and Reeshi gets in. Kanyon is pretending to be dazed as Reeshi takes a few steps towards him, and Kanyon tries to surprise him by using the belt to connect with his head! But Reeshi ducks underneath it and kicks him hard in the stomach. He hooks both arms and hits the Coral Reesh!
Cole: CORAL REESH! CORAL REESH!
Reeshi wastes little to no time before rolling Kanyon over and making the cover, as the referee takes a moment to get that belt out of the ring then goes down to count. One... Two... Thre--NO! Kanyon kicks out!
King: THAT'S MY BOY!
Reeshi can't believe it. He shakes his head, and looks down at Kanyon while trying to get his head back together after believing that the X*Crown was his. Kanyon lays on his side while panting trying to get his breath back- Reeshi needs a moment to recollect his thoughts, thinking of what he has to do to be able to keep Kanyon out for the three count. Reeshi starts to get back to his feet and pulls Kanyon back to his feet before he has a chance to get himself back together. He sends Kanyon off towards the ropes as the referee unintentionally gets in the way and is forced into the corner. Reeshi follows in with a splash, but Kanyon manages to move and Reeshi connects directly with the referee! The referee falls to the canvas and rolls to the apron of the ring completely unconscious. Kanyon rolls outside of the ring and looks desperately for the championship that he had grabbed earlier while Reeshi is looking around for him, but he's down low enough so Reeshi can't see him- Reeshi walks towards the edges of the ring to see as close to the outside of the ring as he can while Kanyon has recovered the belt.
Cole: What is Kanyon up to?
King: Something genius probably.
After spotting his opponent, Reeshi climbs outside of the ring but Kanyon sees him coming and quickly retreats to hide underneath the ring! Reeshi looks underneath the ring to try and see where Kanyon is, but he has quickly escaped outside another side of the ring- while Reeshi gets back up, frustrated by not being able to find Kanyon, he is surprised to see Kanyon standing right in front of him. Kanyon sprints fast towards him and the belt hits Reeshi hard in the head, even busting him open!
King: We've got blood!
Kanyon tosses the belt aside and struggles to lift Reeshi up as he is pretty much dead weight, but he manages to push Reeshi back into the ring- he slides in the ring afterward, and goes to the referee to drag him over to where he goes for the cover. One... Two... Thre--NO! Reeshi rolls his shoulder from the canvas again as he brings his hand up to wipe some of the blood from his forehead where he was busted open. Kanyon pulls at his own hair, shocked and frustrated over the fact that Reeshi was still able to get out of it again. Kanyon gets back up to his feet and just motions that it's going to be over one way or another, as he forces Reeshi to get back up and starts to drag him up the turnbuckle. It takes him a while to get him up there as he hooks both arms and prepares to use the MVP, but Reeshi manages to get himself off of the turnbuckle and prevent Kanyon from being able to use it, but he connects a hard right to Kanyon leaving him completely dazed on top of the turnbuckle. Reeshi starts to climb up now while punching Kanyon every couple seconds to ensure that he stays out of it.
Cole: Reeshi shows no mercy.
Kanyon is sitting on the turnbuckle as Reeshi stands up on both of the top ropes and starts to pull Kanyon up so they're both standing. Reeshi is wobbling a little, being tired from this match that has happened so far, as much as Kanyon is so one wrong move could make them both crash. Reeshi tries to take him over with a superplex, but Kanyon connects with a hard shot to his ribs to try and force him off. Reeshi tries to battle back with his own shots, but Kanyon manages to break free from the suplex. He connects with a hard shot to Reeshi's jaw, and then tries to take him over with a Kanyon Cutter from the top rope, but Reeshi avoids it by ducking down and holding tightly to top rope!
King: No way!
Reeshi stares down at Kanyon who is moving around in a bit of pain as Reeshi starts to get himself off of the turnbuckle to try and follow Kanyon- as Kanyon is laying seemingly unconscious, Reeshi leans over to pick him up, but Kanyon pulls him into a small package! One... Two... Kick-out! Before Kanyon has a chance to get up, Reeshi quickly moves in and locks in the UTS! Kanyon struggles as much as he can to try and get out of the hold, but Reeshi already has it locked in, so he's trying to fight his way over to the ropes. But it's useless as he's in the middle of the ring- Kanyon refuses to tap out, though, but slows down with his fight, slowly inching his way towards the ropes and lays motionless. Seeming to be unconscious, the referee lifts his arm up and drops it. It seems lifeless. He does it a second time. The third time, Kanyon keeps his arm up and starts to shake his head as he uses some of what little energy he has left to stretch his arm out and grab the bottom rope!
King: Break that hold!
Reeshi reluctantly lets go of the hold and starts to get back up to his feet only to stumble across the ropes looking out towards the crowd around him- he is trying to get another wind going to finish this match, as Kanyon is just pulling himself closer to the ropes. Struggling to just lift his arms up, he does start to pull himself up on the ropes and Reeshi grabs him right away dragging him over to the turnbuckle. Just as it was earlier, this time in reverse, Reeshi is dragging him up to the top rope slowly, but Kanyon this time fights back trying to get out of it! A hard shot from Kanyon forces Reeshi to almost fall out of the ring, but he catches himself and rakes the eyes of Kanyon!
King: WHAT?! CHEATER! HE'S CHEATING!
This is just the moment Reeshi needed to hook both arms of Kanyon, and take him off the turnbuckle with the Coral Reesh from the turnbuckle! Reeshi slowly rolls him over, and hooks the leg making sure there is no possible way for Kanyon to get to the rope break this time. One... Two... THREE!
Winner via Pinfall & NEW XHF X*Crown Champion: REESHI!
*Reeshi just collapses after the match, laying in the center of the canvas, while the referee grabs Reeshi's hand and lifts it as high as he can to show the fans the winner. Kanyon is completely unconscious, as Reeshi just looks up towards the lights knowing full well that he has become the X*Crown Champion again at long last and a dream has indeed been realized here tonight as it were- there are cheers from the crowd, not for Reeshi, but just for the fact that it was a very explosive match, and they despised both individuals. Either way: The fans would lose- and yet, the fans have won. Cut to commercial...*