SSS Presents: Bluegrass Stampede (SHOW)
Mar 29, 2019 12:49:54 GMT -5
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SSS Presents: Bluegrass Stampede
At Memorial Coliseum In Lexington, Kentucky, USA
March 30, 2019
At Memorial Coliseum In Lexington, Kentucky, USA
March 30, 2019
I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee,
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank William’s picture on one hundred dollar bills.
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank William’s picture on one hundred dollar bills.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Welcome everyone to our first big venture outside Japan, welcome to Bluegrass Stampede at Memorial Collesium here in Lexington, Kentucky!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Usually we'd see womens basketball games for the university of kentucky being played here, but tonight you and a packed house of 9,000 fans from across the bluegrass state will see the very best in joshi action!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(That's right, We have a dog collar match to open our show with our Idols of Sakura Title match between Lisa Frankenstein and the thorn in her side, Dixie Kixx! Both ladies are just itching to get at each other tonight!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Not only do we have that, but we have two grudge matches with stakes just as high! The first being between Hanako Takeuchi and STRiFE taking on the unlikely duo of Zolothach and Hanna Rockford! STRiFE is just itching to get a hold of the woman who cost her her title, but will she get her hands on Zolothach? find out later tonight!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(There's also the match between all of Kaguya-Gun and Sakura-Gun later tonight! These ladies have been going at it in some manner since last year! and it's finally coming to an end tonight in an elimination 6 woman tag match! We'll also see our Angle of Sakura titles be defended as the champs, Velocity 54* take on the challengers, The Dosanko!)"
Kayako Kai: "(And we can't forget our main event tonight with SSS Original Ember Ferrari taking on the young prodigy and ever creepy, Fukushima Zombie for the Goddess of Sakura Title in a falls count anywhere match!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(We'll see if the longest reigning and most dominant Goddess of Sakura champion can keep her title for just a little longer, or if Ember will get the title that's evaded her for her whole career! Find out tonight!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Usually we'd see womens basketball games for the university of kentucky being played here, but tonight you and a packed house of 9,000 fans from across the bluegrass state will see the very best in joshi action!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(That's right, We have a dog collar match to open our show with our Idols of Sakura Title match between Lisa Frankenstein and the thorn in her side, Dixie Kixx! Both ladies are just itching to get at each other tonight!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Not only do we have that, but we have two grudge matches with stakes just as high! The first being between Hanako Takeuchi and STRiFE taking on the unlikely duo of Zolothach and Hanna Rockford! STRiFE is just itching to get a hold of the woman who cost her her title, but will she get her hands on Zolothach? find out later tonight!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(There's also the match between all of Kaguya-Gun and Sakura-Gun later tonight! These ladies have been going at it in some manner since last year! and it's finally coming to an end tonight in an elimination 6 woman tag match! We'll also see our Angle of Sakura titles be defended as the champs, Velocity 54* take on the challengers, The Dosanko!)"
Kayako Kai: "(And we can't forget our main event tonight with SSS Original Ember Ferrari taking on the young prodigy and ever creepy, Fukushima Zombie for the Goddess of Sakura Title in a falls count anywhere match!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(We'll see if the longest reigning and most dominant Goddess of Sakura champion can keep her title for just a little longer, or if Ember will get the title that's evaded her for her whole career! Find out tonight!)"
Kharin Wolfe: "(The following contest is a Dog Collar Match and it is for the Idols of Sakura Championship!)"
The synthesized intro to Reflektor by Arcade Fire funnels through the sound system as the crowd begin to look around. Spot lights move around the arena until they seem to converge on one spot in the crowd. The cameras zoom in and we see Dixie Kixx making her way through the crowd, barging past people looking for a selfie. Her unassuming frame makes it's way down to the ring.
Kharin Wolfe: "(Introducing the challenger - from Seattle, Washington, USA - Dixie Kixx!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx made her intentions clear last month after the Lisa Frankenstein won the Idols of Sakura Championship at Fukkutsu No Sakura, she attacker her long-term rival from behind and held up the championship belt as if to say 'Don't get too comfortable with this, I'll be coming for it soon!')"
"Fear of Dying" by Jack off Jill hits and the crowd pop for the new Idols of Sakura champion as she makes her way down the aisle, the title belt slung over her shoulder. As she reaches the ringside area, she breaks into a jog and slides under the bottom rope.
Kharin Wolfe: "(And her opponent, she is the Idols of Sakura Champion, from-)"
Dixie goes for Lisa and starts stomping her, Lisa fights back to her feet and meets Dixie's attack with a flurry of strikes of her own.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Looks like these two women don't want to wait for the bell!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Well this is meant to be a Dog Collar Match, they're supposed to be joined at the neck by a ten-foot strap, but the officials can't get near them to get the collars on!)"
The referees try to separate the two women but any time they manage to get them apart, one or the other breaks free and goes straight back into the fray. Eventually, one referee manages to back Lisa up and the other isolates Dixie, and a third goes between the two women and affixes the collars.
Kayako Kai: "(They're finally linked, now can the referees get these two women to shake hands?)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(No they can't! Dixie Kixx goes straight back after Lisa Frankenstein and... yeah, the officials have just given up on the handshake, they're letting this match get underway!)"
Kayako Kai: "(I don't blame them, it took long enough to put the collars on these two, we could be here all night waiting for them to swallow their pride and shake hands!)"
Dixie Kixx still has the advantage over Lisa Frankenstein, she has the champion down and is trying to wrap the leather strap around her neck. Lisa fights back, she manages to escape from being choked, but she can't shake Dixie off of her.
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx gives up a lot of height and weight to Lisa Frankenstein but what she loses in size she more than makes up for in fight!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(She's fighting the champion furiously, and managing to keep her down and grounded!)"
Dixie Kixx stands over Lisa Frankenstein, she rains blows down into her, until Lisa gets a foot into Dixie's midsection and pushes her back. Lisa pulls herself up on the ropes but as Dixie regains her balance she takes a handful of strap and pulls hard, yanking Lisa backwards by the neck and slamming her back down to the mat. Lisa holds her throat in pain as Dixie steps over her torso and kneeling, she takes Lisa's head in her hands and starts slamming it down onto the mat.
After a few solid slams, Dixie reaches back and hooks a leg for the pin-
One! Two! Lisa gets a shoulder up!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "It's going to take more than that to put Lisa Frankenstein away!"
Dixie readies a forearm smash but Lisa blocks it - grabbing a length of the strap she suddenly loops it over Dixie's head and wraps it around her neck, starts choking the life out of Dixie! Manoeuvring round she finds herself seated on Dixie's back with Dixie on all fours, still pulling on the strap in an attempt to choke Dixie out. Dixie gasps for air, before somehow finding the strength to push up to her feet and lift the larger woman up, before slamming her back-first into the turnbuckle.
Lisa's grip on the strap breaks, Dixie coughs and splutters as she starts sucking air back into her lungs, then unfurls the strap from her neck. She circles round, and delivers a big running knee to the body of the champion, before lifting her up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle. Dixie wraps the strap around Lisa's neck a couple of times, gives her a demeaning slap to the face, before delivering a sickening-looking strap-assisted snapmare from the top, finishing up with Lisa on the mat, Dixie standing above her and pulling on the strap, choking her out in retribution.
Kayako Kai: "(Oh my god! Lisa Frankenstein might be in trouble! Does it count if she taps out from a weapon-assisted submission?)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(I don't think it matters, if she passes out then she'll win the title through knockout! There doesn't even have to be a submission!)"
The crowd pull hard for Lisa Frankenstein as she makes a desperate crawl for the ropes. The closer she gets to the ropes, the more she pulls against Dixie Kixx, the more she begins to choke herself out. Still she crawl, inching closer and closer with the crowd noise growing louder and louder, until finally she gets her hand onto the bottom rope to a thunderous cheer!
Kayako Kai: "(That won't do her a shred of good though, there are no rope breaks in this type of match!)"
Dixie clings on to the ropes though, using them to get back to her feet and steady herself, before levelling a kick backwards into Dixie's left knee. Dixie lets her go, but doesn't stay off her for long as she rushes her - this is when Lisa pulls the top rope down, Dixie goes sailing over the top and suddenly stops, the soles of her boots barely scraping the floor!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Oh my god! Lisa Frankenstein is all but hanging Dixie Kixx!)"
Lisa slumps, half out of near-exhaustion and half out of desire to leverage more pulls on the dog collar around Dixie's neck as the rope stretches taut over the top rope, and begins to lift Dixie slowly off of the floor. Dixie kicks her feet and as it dawns on her that she can't reach the ground, she starts tapping out!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Dixie Kixx is giving up!)"
The crowd cheer Dixie's submission, but the referee in the ring waves it off.
Kayako Kai: "(Referee says no! Dixie's not in the ring, and this isn't falls count anywhere!)"
As Dixie begins to drift in and out of consciousness, she manages by some lucky break to get a footing against the ring apron and lift herself up, relieving the pressure on her neck.
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx is incredibly lucky that she made it to safety, this could have ended very badly for her!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(You don't say...)"
Both women are out of it, laying either side of the ropes with the strap draped over the top of them. The crowd still pulling for Lisa, she is first to her feet as Dixie slowly makes her way back up to a standing position as well. Working Dixie back over the top rope and into the ring, Lisa grabs a length of the strap and begins whipping Dixie across the back with it. She drops to her knees and yelps in pain.
Lisa mouth something unheard to Dixie, most certainly not something to be repeated in polite company, before taking a few steps back and then crashing into her opponent with a shining wizard kick! Lisa makes a cover...
One! Two! No - Dixie Kixx out!
Lisa curses as Dixie survives in this match, she grabs a handful of hair and pulls her up to her feet and hits a quick fisherman's driver!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(She calls that move The Evil Dead! And it could be the death knell for Dixie's title challenge!)"
Kayako Kai: "Lisa Frankenstein makes another cover... One! Two! Dixie still kicks out!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(How is she doing this?)"
Lise pulls her opponent up once more and whips her hard into the buckle, where Dixie collapses to the floor. Lisa waits for her to get herself up onto all fours...
Kayako Kai: "(And here comes... The Man Opener! No! Misses with the roundhouse kick and now Dixie is back to her feet, goes for a clothesline - ducked by Lisa! Kick to the gut by the champion looking for a swinging neckbreaker... Dixie Kixx somehow swings herself out of it though and now sets up for a Rainma- No! Yet another reversal by Lisa Frankenstein and-)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Superkick by Dixie! Out of nowhere!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx hits the superkick and she pulls Lisa Frankenstein up by that strap, looking for the Burning Hammer now!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(If she hits this it's over!)"
Dixie has Lisa up over her shoulders and she moves into the Burning Hammer, but Lisa manages to avoid the impact, over-rotating and landing on her feet in front of her bewildered opponent. Dixie goes for her - but suddenly finds herself scooped into a sitout powerbomb courtesy of Lisa Frankenstein! Lisa follows it up with her patented alligator clutch pin...
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Hold on, Hovering Butterfly! One! Two! Three!)"
Kharin Wolfe: "(Here is your winner and still the Idols of Sakura champion - Lisa Frankenstein!)"
Kayako Kai: "(A hard-fought and vicious match goes Lisa Frankenstein's way but she'll be thanking her lucky stars that she's walking out of here with the title tonight, it could very easily have gone the other way!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Totally, Dixie Kixx put up a hell of a fight tonight but in the end it all came down to Lisa Frankenstein's intelligence and expertise in scouting that Burning Hammer, knowing how to escape from it, and being able to capitalise!)"
The referees remove the collars from both women, and hand the title back to Lisa. She rolls slowly and painfully out of the ring, and limps back to the curtain, leaning on the barricade and being patted on the back by the crowd as she passes. Just before she crosses to backstage, she turns and holds the belt above her head triumphantly, beating her chest to another cheer.
The synthesized intro to Reflektor by Arcade Fire funnels through the sound system as the crowd begin to look around. Spot lights move around the arena until they seem to converge on one spot in the crowd. The cameras zoom in and we see Dixie Kixx making her way through the crowd, barging past people looking for a selfie. Her unassuming frame makes it's way down to the ring.
Kharin Wolfe: "(Introducing the challenger - from Seattle, Washington, USA - Dixie Kixx!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx made her intentions clear last month after the Lisa Frankenstein won the Idols of Sakura Championship at Fukkutsu No Sakura, she attacker her long-term rival from behind and held up the championship belt as if to say 'Don't get too comfortable with this, I'll be coming for it soon!')"
"Fear of Dying" by Jack off Jill hits and the crowd pop for the new Idols of Sakura champion as she makes her way down the aisle, the title belt slung over her shoulder. As she reaches the ringside area, she breaks into a jog and slides under the bottom rope.
Kharin Wolfe: "(And her opponent, she is the Idols of Sakura Champion, from-)"
Dixie goes for Lisa and starts stomping her, Lisa fights back to her feet and meets Dixie's attack with a flurry of strikes of her own.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Looks like these two women don't want to wait for the bell!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Well this is meant to be a Dog Collar Match, they're supposed to be joined at the neck by a ten-foot strap, but the officials can't get near them to get the collars on!)"
The referees try to separate the two women but any time they manage to get them apart, one or the other breaks free and goes straight back into the fray. Eventually, one referee manages to back Lisa up and the other isolates Dixie, and a third goes between the two women and affixes the collars.
Kayako Kai: "(They're finally linked, now can the referees get these two women to shake hands?)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(No they can't! Dixie Kixx goes straight back after Lisa Frankenstein and... yeah, the officials have just given up on the handshake, they're letting this match get underway!)"
Kayako Kai: "(I don't blame them, it took long enough to put the collars on these two, we could be here all night waiting for them to swallow their pride and shake hands!)"
Dixie Kixx still has the advantage over Lisa Frankenstein, she has the champion down and is trying to wrap the leather strap around her neck. Lisa fights back, she manages to escape from being choked, but she can't shake Dixie off of her.
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx gives up a lot of height and weight to Lisa Frankenstein but what she loses in size she more than makes up for in fight!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(She's fighting the champion furiously, and managing to keep her down and grounded!)"
Dixie Kixx stands over Lisa Frankenstein, she rains blows down into her, until Lisa gets a foot into Dixie's midsection and pushes her back. Lisa pulls herself up on the ropes but as Dixie regains her balance she takes a handful of strap and pulls hard, yanking Lisa backwards by the neck and slamming her back down to the mat. Lisa holds her throat in pain as Dixie steps over her torso and kneeling, she takes Lisa's head in her hands and starts slamming it down onto the mat.
After a few solid slams, Dixie reaches back and hooks a leg for the pin-
One! Two! Lisa gets a shoulder up!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "It's going to take more than that to put Lisa Frankenstein away!"
Dixie readies a forearm smash but Lisa blocks it - grabbing a length of the strap she suddenly loops it over Dixie's head and wraps it around her neck, starts choking the life out of Dixie! Manoeuvring round she finds herself seated on Dixie's back with Dixie on all fours, still pulling on the strap in an attempt to choke Dixie out. Dixie gasps for air, before somehow finding the strength to push up to her feet and lift the larger woman up, before slamming her back-first into the turnbuckle.
Lisa's grip on the strap breaks, Dixie coughs and splutters as she starts sucking air back into her lungs, then unfurls the strap from her neck. She circles round, and delivers a big running knee to the body of the champion, before lifting her up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle. Dixie wraps the strap around Lisa's neck a couple of times, gives her a demeaning slap to the face, before delivering a sickening-looking strap-assisted snapmare from the top, finishing up with Lisa on the mat, Dixie standing above her and pulling on the strap, choking her out in retribution.
Kayako Kai: "(Oh my god! Lisa Frankenstein might be in trouble! Does it count if she taps out from a weapon-assisted submission?)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(I don't think it matters, if she passes out then she'll win the title through knockout! There doesn't even have to be a submission!)"
The crowd pull hard for Lisa Frankenstein as she makes a desperate crawl for the ropes. The closer she gets to the ropes, the more she pulls against Dixie Kixx, the more she begins to choke herself out. Still she crawl, inching closer and closer with the crowd noise growing louder and louder, until finally she gets her hand onto the bottom rope to a thunderous cheer!
Kayako Kai: "(That won't do her a shred of good though, there are no rope breaks in this type of match!)"
Dixie clings on to the ropes though, using them to get back to her feet and steady herself, before levelling a kick backwards into Dixie's left knee. Dixie lets her go, but doesn't stay off her for long as she rushes her - this is when Lisa pulls the top rope down, Dixie goes sailing over the top and suddenly stops, the soles of her boots barely scraping the floor!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Oh my god! Lisa Frankenstein is all but hanging Dixie Kixx!)"
Lisa slumps, half out of near-exhaustion and half out of desire to leverage more pulls on the dog collar around Dixie's neck as the rope stretches taut over the top rope, and begins to lift Dixie slowly off of the floor. Dixie kicks her feet and as it dawns on her that she can't reach the ground, she starts tapping out!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Dixie Kixx is giving up!)"
The crowd cheer Dixie's submission, but the referee in the ring waves it off.
Kayako Kai: "(Referee says no! Dixie's not in the ring, and this isn't falls count anywhere!)"
As Dixie begins to drift in and out of consciousness, she manages by some lucky break to get a footing against the ring apron and lift herself up, relieving the pressure on her neck.
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx is incredibly lucky that she made it to safety, this could have ended very badly for her!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(You don't say...)"
Both women are out of it, laying either side of the ropes with the strap draped over the top of them. The crowd still pulling for Lisa, she is first to her feet as Dixie slowly makes her way back up to a standing position as well. Working Dixie back over the top rope and into the ring, Lisa grabs a length of the strap and begins whipping Dixie across the back with it. She drops to her knees and yelps in pain.
Lisa mouth something unheard to Dixie, most certainly not something to be repeated in polite company, before taking a few steps back and then crashing into her opponent with a shining wizard kick! Lisa makes a cover...
One! Two! No - Dixie Kixx out!
Lisa curses as Dixie survives in this match, she grabs a handful of hair and pulls her up to her feet and hits a quick fisherman's driver!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(She calls that move The Evil Dead! And it could be the death knell for Dixie's title challenge!)"
Kayako Kai: "Lisa Frankenstein makes another cover... One! Two! Dixie still kicks out!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(How is she doing this?)"
Lise pulls her opponent up once more and whips her hard into the buckle, where Dixie collapses to the floor. Lisa waits for her to get herself up onto all fours...
Kayako Kai: "(And here comes... The Man Opener! No! Misses with the roundhouse kick and now Dixie is back to her feet, goes for a clothesline - ducked by Lisa! Kick to the gut by the champion looking for a swinging neckbreaker... Dixie Kixx somehow swings herself out of it though and now sets up for a Rainma- No! Yet another reversal by Lisa Frankenstein and-)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Superkick by Dixie! Out of nowhere!)"
Kayako Kai: "(Dixie Kixx hits the superkick and she pulls Lisa Frankenstein up by that strap, looking for the Burning Hammer now!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(If she hits this it's over!)"
Dixie has Lisa up over her shoulders and she moves into the Burning Hammer, but Lisa manages to avoid the impact, over-rotating and landing on her feet in front of her bewildered opponent. Dixie goes for her - but suddenly finds herself scooped into a sitout powerbomb courtesy of Lisa Frankenstein! Lisa follows it up with her patented alligator clutch pin...
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Hold on, Hovering Butterfly! One! Two! Three!)"
Kharin Wolfe: "(Here is your winner and still the Idols of Sakura champion - Lisa Frankenstein!)"
Kayako Kai: "(A hard-fought and vicious match goes Lisa Frankenstein's way but she'll be thanking her lucky stars that she's walking out of here with the title tonight, it could very easily have gone the other way!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Totally, Dixie Kixx put up a hell of a fight tonight but in the end it all came down to Lisa Frankenstein's intelligence and expertise in scouting that Burning Hammer, knowing how to escape from it, and being able to capitalise!)"
The referees remove the collars from both women, and hand the title back to Lisa. She rolls slowly and painfully out of the ring, and limps back to the curtain, leaning on the barricade and being patted on the back by the crowd as she passes. Just before she crosses to backstage, she turns and holds the belt above her head triumphantly, beating her chest to another cheer.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This next match comes from the aftermath of last months Sakura Genesis when Zolothach attacked STRiFE of all people!)”
Kayako Kai: “(We still don’t know why she did it, but then again i don’t think anyone knows why Zolothach does anything. We also have Hanna Rockford and Hanako Takeuchi in this match. They’re here mainly as backup for their teams, but we’ll see what happens soon enough.)”
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for one fall and is at a sixty minute time limit. Introducing first, the team of Hanna Rockford and Zolothach!)”
Most fans boo the two and even throw toilet paper into the ring at both of them as they are introduced.
Karin Wholfe: “(And their opponents, the team of Hanako Takeuchi and STRiFE!)”
The crowd gives a more mixed reaction to this duo, as STRiFE stares a hole through Zolothach, who doesn’t seem to care a bit. She even starts to goad her into attacking her, which works as we see a big brawl before any real start to the match can begin. STRiFE tries to go after Zolothach but can’t get the chance as she runs out of the ring and slips under the ring.
Hanna and Hanako fight in the ring and go back and forth with each other while STRiFE tries looking for Zolothach. The lights cut out for a split second.
Kayako Kai: “(What the hell happened to the lights?!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It’s Zolothach! She’s standing over STRiFE with a bloody bat in hand!)”
STRiFE can be seen laying on the mat, bleeding from her head as Zolothach is standing above her, The referees try to get some order in the ring, taking the bat away and getting everyone to their own corners of the ring. We eventually get things in order, with STRiFE a bit shaky on her knees, but still able to fight. Zolothach taunts her again, trying to play more mind games. STRiFE starts to charge her, but doesn’t get to her as Zolothach tags out to Hanna Rockford.
STRiFE stops in her tracks and screams at Hanna to tag back out, as she only wants one persons head. Hanna, being smart about thee future of her career tries to tag out again, but Zolothach jumps off the apron to leave her partner for herself. STRiFE decides to tag out to Hanako, who starts to fight Hanna.
They trade off strikes with each other, which may not be the smartest move noting Takeuchis mma background. Chops ensue as both continue to try and strike one another down. Hanna gets a slight advantage and holds her own against the black rose as she lets a light of fire and flurry in the neutral corner. She knees her in the gut, causing her to kneel down and manages to hit a Broken Heart curb stomp on Takeuchi. Hanna goes for a pin, but only gets a one count for her trouble. Hanako and Hanna get up and continue to fight. Powerslams and suplexes galore as they continue to try and one up each other.
Hanako eventually manages to hit a Yamanote-sen reverse roundhouse kick onto Hanna, which causes her to fall back into her corner and unintentionally tag in Zolothach, who’s been avoiding getting in the ring like the plague. The ref signals for the tag as Zolothach argues with her. Hanako looks over to her corner and nods to STRiFE. They get the tag and the whole building erupts into a “STRiFE is gonna kill you” chant as she enters the same ring as Zolothach.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Here it comes! The moment STRiFE has been waiting for, for a month! She finally gets her revenge!)”
STRiFE charges Zolothach who tries to get out of the ring by tagging out again, but Hanna jumps off the apron in retaliation for earlier. Zolo is left alone and eats a mountain of thunderous punches after a brutal takedown by STRiFE. Zolothach manages to catch a punch and gets on top of STRiFE. She starts choking her as she laughs and smiles at the damage she’s causing.
The ref begins to count, but she doesn’t have to for long as STRiFE gets back in control. STRiFE and Zolo get to a more standing position.STRiFE and Zolothach begin to have a striking exchange with stiff shoot style kicks and even punches begin to aspire in ferocity and speed. Towards the face, the gut, all over the strikes land. They begin to take their toll on both fighters as they get knocked back after a simultaneous set of kicks to the head.
Kayako Kai: “(Both women down now! Who can make it back up first?!)”
It’s Zolothach who gets to her feet first, she runs the ropes and manages to bounce off of them. She goes for her patent Attack the Mind shoulder rana, but gets reversed into a Uranage by STRiFE. Zolothach gets on her hands and knees. This sets up an opportunity for STRiFE, which she takes. She backs up a step or two and lays out a devastating kawada kick to the nose and face of Zolothach causing her to start to bleed profusely from her nose.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Bullet to your throne by STRiFE! But she’s not going for a pin. She’s…)”
Kayako Kai: “(She’s mounted on top of Zolothach and is beating the holy hell out of her! This… This is getting hard to watch.)”
STRiFE continues to lay in stiff strikes into the ribs and face of Zolothach, who tries to block and counter them, but to no avail. The anger and frustration of losing the Idol of Sakura title has taken over STRiFE as she keeps on laying in blows to an almost unrecognizable Zolothach. The ref tries to get her off of Zolothach, and eventually does after a few attempts. STRiFE finally goes for a pin attempt, but only gets a 2.99 after Zolothach got a foot on the bottom rope. STRiFE backs up and screams for Zolothach to get up, which she eventually does with the help of the ropes. A bruised and battered Zolothach continues to try and fight, staggering around the ring like a drunkard after a hard night of drowning in alcohol. She throws a few punches beforee she collapses onto the mat. The ref rushes over and ends the match.
Karin Wholfe: “(I’ve gotten word that the referee has called for the end of this match due to Zolothach being unable to continue to compete. So by referee’s decision, your winners of this match are STRiFE and Hanako Takeuchi!)”
Kayako Kai: “(That might not be the most popular call, but it’s a good one by our referee. STRiFE got a little too over the line with those hits at the end there.)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(I agree, i understand you’re angree for losing your title, but in no way does it justicify damn near killing this woman! Who knows what’s going to happen right now, but as of tonight Zolothach’s future in SSS may be coming to an end very soon. As for STRiFE who knows… As for the other two women, well you’ll have to tune in next month to see what happens.)”
Kayako Kai: “(We still don’t know why she did it, but then again i don’t think anyone knows why Zolothach does anything. We also have Hanna Rockford and Hanako Takeuchi in this match. They’re here mainly as backup for their teams, but we’ll see what happens soon enough.)”
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for one fall and is at a sixty minute time limit. Introducing first, the team of Hanna Rockford and Zolothach!)”
Most fans boo the two and even throw toilet paper into the ring at both of them as they are introduced.
Karin Wholfe: “(And their opponents, the team of Hanako Takeuchi and STRiFE!)”
The crowd gives a more mixed reaction to this duo, as STRiFE stares a hole through Zolothach, who doesn’t seem to care a bit. She even starts to goad her into attacking her, which works as we see a big brawl before any real start to the match can begin. STRiFE tries to go after Zolothach but can’t get the chance as she runs out of the ring and slips under the ring.
Hanna and Hanako fight in the ring and go back and forth with each other while STRiFE tries looking for Zolothach. The lights cut out for a split second.
Kayako Kai: “(What the hell happened to the lights?!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It’s Zolothach! She’s standing over STRiFE with a bloody bat in hand!)”
STRiFE can be seen laying on the mat, bleeding from her head as Zolothach is standing above her, The referees try to get some order in the ring, taking the bat away and getting everyone to their own corners of the ring. We eventually get things in order, with STRiFE a bit shaky on her knees, but still able to fight. Zolothach taunts her again, trying to play more mind games. STRiFE starts to charge her, but doesn’t get to her as Zolothach tags out to Hanna Rockford.
STRiFE stops in her tracks and screams at Hanna to tag back out, as she only wants one persons head. Hanna, being smart about thee future of her career tries to tag out again, but Zolothach jumps off the apron to leave her partner for herself. STRiFE decides to tag out to Hanako, who starts to fight Hanna.
They trade off strikes with each other, which may not be the smartest move noting Takeuchis mma background. Chops ensue as both continue to try and strike one another down. Hanna gets a slight advantage and holds her own against the black rose as she lets a light of fire and flurry in the neutral corner. She knees her in the gut, causing her to kneel down and manages to hit a Broken Heart curb stomp on Takeuchi. Hanna goes for a pin, but only gets a one count for her trouble. Hanako and Hanna get up and continue to fight. Powerslams and suplexes galore as they continue to try and one up each other.
Hanako eventually manages to hit a Yamanote-sen reverse roundhouse kick onto Hanna, which causes her to fall back into her corner and unintentionally tag in Zolothach, who’s been avoiding getting in the ring like the plague. The ref signals for the tag as Zolothach argues with her. Hanako looks over to her corner and nods to STRiFE. They get the tag and the whole building erupts into a “STRiFE is gonna kill you” chant as she enters the same ring as Zolothach.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Here it comes! The moment STRiFE has been waiting for, for a month! She finally gets her revenge!)”
STRiFE charges Zolothach who tries to get out of the ring by tagging out again, but Hanna jumps off the apron in retaliation for earlier. Zolo is left alone and eats a mountain of thunderous punches after a brutal takedown by STRiFE. Zolothach manages to catch a punch and gets on top of STRiFE. She starts choking her as she laughs and smiles at the damage she’s causing.
The ref begins to count, but she doesn’t have to for long as STRiFE gets back in control. STRiFE and Zolo get to a more standing position.STRiFE and Zolothach begin to have a striking exchange with stiff shoot style kicks and even punches begin to aspire in ferocity and speed. Towards the face, the gut, all over the strikes land. They begin to take their toll on both fighters as they get knocked back after a simultaneous set of kicks to the head.
Kayako Kai: “(Both women down now! Who can make it back up first?!)”
It’s Zolothach who gets to her feet first, she runs the ropes and manages to bounce off of them. She goes for her patent Attack the Mind shoulder rana, but gets reversed into a Uranage by STRiFE. Zolothach gets on her hands and knees. This sets up an opportunity for STRiFE, which she takes. She backs up a step or two and lays out a devastating kawada kick to the nose and face of Zolothach causing her to start to bleed profusely from her nose.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Bullet to your throne by STRiFE! But she’s not going for a pin. She’s…)”
Kayako Kai: “(She’s mounted on top of Zolothach and is beating the holy hell out of her! This… This is getting hard to watch.)”
STRiFE continues to lay in stiff strikes into the ribs and face of Zolothach, who tries to block and counter them, but to no avail. The anger and frustration of losing the Idol of Sakura title has taken over STRiFE as she keeps on laying in blows to an almost unrecognizable Zolothach. The ref tries to get her off of Zolothach, and eventually does after a few attempts. STRiFE finally goes for a pin attempt, but only gets a 2.99 after Zolothach got a foot on the bottom rope. STRiFE backs up and screams for Zolothach to get up, which she eventually does with the help of the ropes. A bruised and battered Zolothach continues to try and fight, staggering around the ring like a drunkard after a hard night of drowning in alcohol. She throws a few punches beforee she collapses onto the mat. The ref rushes over and ends the match.
Karin Wholfe: “(I’ve gotten word that the referee has called for the end of this match due to Zolothach being unable to continue to compete. So by referee’s decision, your winners of this match are STRiFE and Hanako Takeuchi!)”
Kayako Kai: “(That might not be the most popular call, but it’s a good one by our referee. STRiFE got a little too over the line with those hits at the end there.)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(I agree, i understand you’re angree for losing your title, but in no way does it justicify damn near killing this woman! Who knows what’s going to happen right now, but as of tonight Zolothach’s future in SSS may be coming to an end very soon. As for STRiFE who knows… As for the other two women, well you’ll have to tune in next month to see what happens.)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[It's time for our next contest, a six-woman elimination tag match!]"
Kaguya-Gun's theme "Holy War 21" hits and the crowd boo as Kaguya-Gun walk through the curtain, led by the group's namesake and leader, "Black Heart" Kaguya.
Kharin Wolfe: "[Introducing first; Kaguya, Rei Kagura and "Mad Dog" Au Nobu, Kaguya-Gun!]"
♪Expose yourself♪
Mei and Kikue come out from the back and walk to the opposite sides of the stage. Before Sakura comes out and poses in the middle. The three stare into the cameras before creeping down the ramp way.
♪True love and a blink of pleasure
Pseudo suicide
Don't care about how you look
The season of anxiety, the season of spring comes like the phantom killer
The bunny that tells lies, find it's way♪
The three walks around the ring now, with all three haggling fans to 'join them' on the 'right side'. the three make their way to the ring where they start moving with the music and stuff before going to their corner.
Kharin Wolfe: "[Their opponents; Sakura Hase, Mei Hayashi and Kikue Minami, Sakura-Gun!]"
Despite both groups being heels, the crowd seem to be siding slightly more with Sakura-Gun owing to their leader's popularity.
Kayako Kai: "[This match will be a battle for supremacy between SSS's two dominant factions, and it looks like we're going to have Au Nobu up against Kikue Minami to start things off.]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[These two met in singles competition last month at Fukkutsu No Sakura where Au Nobu came out on top - Minue is offering the handshake as she did in their last match and this time Au Nobu accepts.]"
The handshake completed, the bell rings and the match begins. Any sort of respect that might have previously been on display is instantly forgotten as the two immediately engage in a brawl and begin to knock seven bells out of each other. Kikue Minami whips Nobu, hits her with a back body drop and then looks for a moonsault press as Nobu gets up... Au Nobu dodges the press, but Minami strikes back and takes her down with a crunching STO and gets a 2-count.
It's not long before the action spills to the outside, with Minami starting to open up on Nobu and working her over towards the Sakura-Gun corner, where the other two members of the group begin to join in.
Kagura and Kaguya don't take long to join the fray and there is soon a six-woman brawl going on outside as the referees frantically try to restore some order.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[These two teams are taking a lot of risks right now, we could be seeing some disqualifications!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Or count-outs!]"
The two legal women are both separated from each other and being worked over by the inactive members of their rival groups. As the referee's count nears 20, they both suddenly burst free from their captors and make a dash to the ring, simultaneously sliding under the bottom rope to safety at the very last possible second!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[That was close! We almost got a double-elimination right there!]"
Au Nobu manages to tag out to Kaguya, the latter intercepting Minami before her teammates can make it back to their side of the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[Smart strategy by Kaguya there, doesn't give Kikue Minami any chance to recover and now she has to face off against a fresh competitor.]"
Kagura makes sure to dog Minami at every opportunity and prevent her from getting to her teammates - the crowd begins to swell though as they sense a hot tag coming up any second... Kaguya puts the brakes on that happening as she knocks Mei Hayashi off of the apron with a forearm smash and then gears up to take Minami's head off with a clothesline... Minami calls her bluff though and takes her down with a drop toe-hold, the crowd cheer as she lunges towards the outstretched hand of Sakura Hase!
But Hase never makes the tag as she gets pulled down from the apron by Rei Kagura! Minami looks up in confusion at the empty spot that used to be occupied by her team-mate... the confusion proving enough for Kaguya to pull her into her Gotch Piledriver finisher and make the cover for a three!
Kharin Wolfe: "[Kikue Minami has been eliminated!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Solid tag-team wrestling strategy shown by Kaguya-Gun right there, and they score the first elimination!]"
Their number reduced by one, Sakura-Gun's remaining members fight back against Rei Kagura on the outside, until she is joined by Au Nobu, as Kaguya stalks inside the ring. Mei Hayashi whips Au Nobu into the ring post, then follows up with a sick kick to the head before she turns to try and assist Sakura Hase against Rei Kagura - but she finds herself grabbed by the hair by Kaguya and pulled up onto the apron, before being snapmared over the ropes and into the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[Well I guess Mei Hayashi's been chosen as the next legal woman for Sakura-Gun.]"
Kaguya starts to show off her pure strength as she throws Hayashi around like a ragdoll. The high-flying Hayashi manages to pull off an impressive reversal out of an Irish whip as she runs up the corner turnbuckle, backflips over the top of Kaguya and then dropkicks her in the corner - but the follow-up attack is stopped dead in its tracks as Kaguya hits a devastating Uraken spinning back fist, then immediately scoops Hayashi up into her Gotch piledriver.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Kaguya is on a roll now, she might be about to score her second elimination!]"
Outside the ring, Sakura Hase whips Rei Kagura hard into the ringside barricade and sends her flying over, before stooping to flip a charging Au Nobu up and over where she lands back-first on the top of the rings steps!
She spots Hayashi being slammed down by Kaguya's piledriver and slides under the bottom rope...
...just a half-second too late to break up the pin!
Kharin Wolfe: "[Mei Hayashi has been eliminated!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sakura Hase is all alone against three women!]"
Kayako Kai: "[She's got an uphill battle on her hands but she just put two members of Kaguya-Gun down on the outside of the ring. Right now, this is a singles match... if she's going to pull this off, NOW is the time!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: ""
Hase looks slightly hesitant as she gets up, knowing that she's got a mountain to climb if she's to pull anything back from this match. Kaguya pounds her fists together but Hase isn't intimidated, she locks up with her opponent and uses her technical superiority to win out and go through a chain of headlocks, wrist locks, waist locks until she finds a chink in Kaguya's armour and tries for a bridging german suplex.
Kayako Kai: "[Pinning opportunity here! No! Barely a two-count!]"
The crowd are in no confusion as to who they are favouring now this contest has become a three-on-one. They are fully behind Sakura Hase and she fights valiantly, at one point coming very close to setting Kaguya up for her Vinushka airplane/codebreaker finisher.
Kaguya battles off of Hases' shoulders however, and drops behind her and grabs hold with a signature sleeper!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sleeper hold by Kaguya! She could put her out with this right here, right now!]"
Hase knows this all too well, and she uses her technical prowess to find the room to adjust her position and cracks Kaguya's jaw with a jaw jammer. Buying herself a second to recover, she stalks around the back of Kaguya and suddenly hits her with a snap tiger suplex!
Kayako Kai: "[End Of Days! Sakura Hase hits Kaguya with the End of Days, will it be enough?]"
Hase isn't going to leave anything to chance - she immediately pulls Kaguya up onto her shoulders and this time manages to complete the airplane spin and codebreaker combo!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[And there's the Vinushka! This HAS to be it! She makes the cover! One! Two! Thr- No!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Kaguya kicked out! How on Earth did she do that!?]"
Sakura Hase yells in frustration as she fails to put Kaguya away, this frustration almost costs her as she goes to pick her opponent back up, Kaguya turns her around into a sneaky roll-up - One! Two!
Hase kicks out, the adrenaline pumping through her body she explodes out of the pinning attempt and sends Kaguya literally flying into her corner, where a recovering - but hurt - Au Nobu tags in. Nobu comes through the ropes, Kaguya rolls to the apron, and Nobu goes straight into Hase with what surely must have been a closed-fist punch. The punch rocks Hase and Nobu lifts her for her BackDrAup Driver...
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sakura Hase going for the ride... but she didges a bullet! Lands behind Au Nobu and gets her into that electric chair position!]"
Sakura Hase hits the Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex and bridges into a pin!
Kayako Kai: "[Happiness is a Warm Gun! And now Sakura Hase looking to make a dent in Kaguya-Gun's numbers...]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[One! Two! Three! She got her! She's pulled it back to two-against-one!]"
Kharin Wolfe: "[Au Nobu has been eliminated!]"
Kaguya stands up on the apron only to find Au Nobu being rolled out of the ring by one of the referees, and is visibly stunned. Sakura Hase is confident, cocky, egging her on to get back into the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[I don't think Kaguya wants to get back into the ring with Sakura Hase! She's on fire!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[This crowd want to see her get back into the ring though! But Kaguya is stalling for time now! She knows that if she gets into the ring with Sakura Hase while she's on this hot streak, shes' gonna have-]"
Kayako Kai: "[Wait! Rei Kagura slides in behind Sakura Hase! Hase hasn't seen her!]"
Hase sees a smirk appear on Kaguya's face and turns around, lightning-quick she levels a kick towards Rei Kagura - Kagura catches the leg though and immediately turns it into a dragon screw and drops Hase.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[The dragon screw leg whip takes Hase down and now she's transitioning into the STF!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Kagura calls this the Nandeyanen Lock, and she's got Sakura Hase isolated in the middle of the ring, nowhere to go and nobody to save her!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Hase is clawing at the hands of Rei Kagura but they're locked tight! She was on a roll up until this point but keep in mind that Sakura Hase took a lot of punishment outside the ring pretty much from the opening bell and she might not have much left in her right about now!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Her eyes are rolling back in her head, she doesn't have a lot left in her at all right now... and the referee agrees, Sakura Hase is out cold and stops the match!]"
Kharin Wolfe: "[Sakura Hase has been eliminated; the winners of the match - Kaguya-gun!]"
Rei Kagura stands triumphant over Sakura Hase as Kaguya comes into the ring and congratulates her, before taunting her downed rival.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Rei Kagura barely spent any time as the legal woman in this match but her contribution was effective, and vital for her team.]"
Kayako Kai: "[You've got to give Sakura Hase credit though, she was the last woman standing for her team before she even got into the match and she almost managed to eliminate Kaguya. Even if she'd managed that, it was always going to be nigh-on impossible for her to win this match after her teammates got eliminated.]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[She fought well, but the spoils go to Kaguya-Gun on this occasion.]"
Kaguya-Gun's theme "Holy War 21" hits and the crowd boo as Kaguya-Gun walk through the curtain, led by the group's namesake and leader, "Black Heart" Kaguya.
Kharin Wolfe: "[Introducing first; Kaguya, Rei Kagura and "Mad Dog" Au Nobu, Kaguya-Gun!]"
♪Expose yourself♪
Mei and Kikue come out from the back and walk to the opposite sides of the stage. Before Sakura comes out and poses in the middle. The three stare into the cameras before creeping down the ramp way.
♪True love and a blink of pleasure
Pseudo suicide
Don't care about how you look
The season of anxiety, the season of spring comes like the phantom killer
The bunny that tells lies, find it's way♪
The three walks around the ring now, with all three haggling fans to 'join them' on the 'right side'. the three make their way to the ring where they start moving with the music and stuff before going to their corner.
Kharin Wolfe: "[Their opponents; Sakura Hase, Mei Hayashi and Kikue Minami, Sakura-Gun!]"
Despite both groups being heels, the crowd seem to be siding slightly more with Sakura-Gun owing to their leader's popularity.
Kayako Kai: "[This match will be a battle for supremacy between SSS's two dominant factions, and it looks like we're going to have Au Nobu up against Kikue Minami to start things off.]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[These two met in singles competition last month at Fukkutsu No Sakura where Au Nobu came out on top - Minue is offering the handshake as she did in their last match and this time Au Nobu accepts.]"
The handshake completed, the bell rings and the match begins. Any sort of respect that might have previously been on display is instantly forgotten as the two immediately engage in a brawl and begin to knock seven bells out of each other. Kikue Minami whips Nobu, hits her with a back body drop and then looks for a moonsault press as Nobu gets up... Au Nobu dodges the press, but Minami strikes back and takes her down with a crunching STO and gets a 2-count.
It's not long before the action spills to the outside, with Minami starting to open up on Nobu and working her over towards the Sakura-Gun corner, where the other two members of the group begin to join in.
Kagura and Kaguya don't take long to join the fray and there is soon a six-woman brawl going on outside as the referees frantically try to restore some order.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[These two teams are taking a lot of risks right now, we could be seeing some disqualifications!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Or count-outs!]"
The two legal women are both separated from each other and being worked over by the inactive members of their rival groups. As the referee's count nears 20, they both suddenly burst free from their captors and make a dash to the ring, simultaneously sliding under the bottom rope to safety at the very last possible second!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[That was close! We almost got a double-elimination right there!]"
Au Nobu manages to tag out to Kaguya, the latter intercepting Minami before her teammates can make it back to their side of the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[Smart strategy by Kaguya there, doesn't give Kikue Minami any chance to recover and now she has to face off against a fresh competitor.]"
Kagura makes sure to dog Minami at every opportunity and prevent her from getting to her teammates - the crowd begins to swell though as they sense a hot tag coming up any second... Kaguya puts the brakes on that happening as she knocks Mei Hayashi off of the apron with a forearm smash and then gears up to take Minami's head off with a clothesline... Minami calls her bluff though and takes her down with a drop toe-hold, the crowd cheer as she lunges towards the outstretched hand of Sakura Hase!
But Hase never makes the tag as she gets pulled down from the apron by Rei Kagura! Minami looks up in confusion at the empty spot that used to be occupied by her team-mate... the confusion proving enough for Kaguya to pull her into her Gotch Piledriver finisher and make the cover for a three!
Kharin Wolfe: "[Kikue Minami has been eliminated!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Solid tag-team wrestling strategy shown by Kaguya-Gun right there, and they score the first elimination!]"
Their number reduced by one, Sakura-Gun's remaining members fight back against Rei Kagura on the outside, until she is joined by Au Nobu, as Kaguya stalks inside the ring. Mei Hayashi whips Au Nobu into the ring post, then follows up with a sick kick to the head before she turns to try and assist Sakura Hase against Rei Kagura - but she finds herself grabbed by the hair by Kaguya and pulled up onto the apron, before being snapmared over the ropes and into the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[Well I guess Mei Hayashi's been chosen as the next legal woman for Sakura-Gun.]"
Kaguya starts to show off her pure strength as she throws Hayashi around like a ragdoll. The high-flying Hayashi manages to pull off an impressive reversal out of an Irish whip as she runs up the corner turnbuckle, backflips over the top of Kaguya and then dropkicks her in the corner - but the follow-up attack is stopped dead in its tracks as Kaguya hits a devastating Uraken spinning back fist, then immediately scoops Hayashi up into her Gotch piledriver.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Kaguya is on a roll now, she might be about to score her second elimination!]"
Outside the ring, Sakura Hase whips Rei Kagura hard into the ringside barricade and sends her flying over, before stooping to flip a charging Au Nobu up and over where she lands back-first on the top of the rings steps!
She spots Hayashi being slammed down by Kaguya's piledriver and slides under the bottom rope...
...just a half-second too late to break up the pin!
Kharin Wolfe: "[Mei Hayashi has been eliminated!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sakura Hase is all alone against three women!]"
Kayako Kai: "[She's got an uphill battle on her hands but she just put two members of Kaguya-Gun down on the outside of the ring. Right now, this is a singles match... if she's going to pull this off, NOW is the time!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: ""
Hase looks slightly hesitant as she gets up, knowing that she's got a mountain to climb if she's to pull anything back from this match. Kaguya pounds her fists together but Hase isn't intimidated, she locks up with her opponent and uses her technical superiority to win out and go through a chain of headlocks, wrist locks, waist locks until she finds a chink in Kaguya's armour and tries for a bridging german suplex.
Kayako Kai: "[Pinning opportunity here! No! Barely a two-count!]"
The crowd are in no confusion as to who they are favouring now this contest has become a three-on-one. They are fully behind Sakura Hase and she fights valiantly, at one point coming very close to setting Kaguya up for her Vinushka airplane/codebreaker finisher.
Kaguya battles off of Hases' shoulders however, and drops behind her and grabs hold with a signature sleeper!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sleeper hold by Kaguya! She could put her out with this right here, right now!]"
Hase knows this all too well, and she uses her technical prowess to find the room to adjust her position and cracks Kaguya's jaw with a jaw jammer. Buying herself a second to recover, she stalks around the back of Kaguya and suddenly hits her with a snap tiger suplex!
Kayako Kai: "[End Of Days! Sakura Hase hits Kaguya with the End of Days, will it be enough?]"
Hase isn't going to leave anything to chance - she immediately pulls Kaguya up onto her shoulders and this time manages to complete the airplane spin and codebreaker combo!
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[And there's the Vinushka! This HAS to be it! She makes the cover! One! Two! Thr- No!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Kaguya kicked out! How on Earth did she do that!?]"
Sakura Hase yells in frustration as she fails to put Kaguya away, this frustration almost costs her as she goes to pick her opponent back up, Kaguya turns her around into a sneaky roll-up - One! Two!
Hase kicks out, the adrenaline pumping through her body she explodes out of the pinning attempt and sends Kaguya literally flying into her corner, where a recovering - but hurt - Au Nobu tags in. Nobu comes through the ropes, Kaguya rolls to the apron, and Nobu goes straight into Hase with what surely must have been a closed-fist punch. The punch rocks Hase and Nobu lifts her for her BackDrAup Driver...
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Sakura Hase going for the ride... but she didges a bullet! Lands behind Au Nobu and gets her into that electric chair position!]"
Sakura Hase hits the Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex and bridges into a pin!
Kayako Kai: "[Happiness is a Warm Gun! And now Sakura Hase looking to make a dent in Kaguya-Gun's numbers...]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[One! Two! Three! She got her! She's pulled it back to two-against-one!]"
Kharin Wolfe: "[Au Nobu has been eliminated!]"
Kaguya stands up on the apron only to find Au Nobu being rolled out of the ring by one of the referees, and is visibly stunned. Sakura Hase is confident, cocky, egging her on to get back into the ring.
Kayako Kai: "[I don't think Kaguya wants to get back into the ring with Sakura Hase! She's on fire!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[This crowd want to see her get back into the ring though! But Kaguya is stalling for time now! She knows that if she gets into the ring with Sakura Hase while she's on this hot streak, shes' gonna have-]"
Kayako Kai: "[Wait! Rei Kagura slides in behind Sakura Hase! Hase hasn't seen her!]"
Hase sees a smirk appear on Kaguya's face and turns around, lightning-quick she levels a kick towards Rei Kagura - Kagura catches the leg though and immediately turns it into a dragon screw and drops Hase.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[The dragon screw leg whip takes Hase down and now she's transitioning into the STF!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Kagura calls this the Nandeyanen Lock, and she's got Sakura Hase isolated in the middle of the ring, nowhere to go and nobody to save her!]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Hase is clawing at the hands of Rei Kagura but they're locked tight! She was on a roll up until this point but keep in mind that Sakura Hase took a lot of punishment outside the ring pretty much from the opening bell and she might not have much left in her right about now!]"
Kayako Kai: "[Her eyes are rolling back in her head, she doesn't have a lot left in her at all right now... and the referee agrees, Sakura Hase is out cold and stops the match!]"
Kharin Wolfe: "[Sakura Hase has been eliminated; the winners of the match - Kaguya-gun!]"
Rei Kagura stands triumphant over Sakura Hase as Kaguya comes into the ring and congratulates her, before taunting her downed rival.
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[Rei Kagura barely spent any time as the legal woman in this match but her contribution was effective, and vital for her team.]"
Kayako Kai: "[You've got to give Sakura Hase credit though, she was the last woman standing for her team before she even got into the match and she almost managed to eliminate Kaguya. Even if she'd managed that, it was always going to be nigh-on impossible for her to win this match after her teammates got eliminated.]"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "[She fought well, but the spoils go to Kaguya-Gun on this occasion.]"
Following their loss against Kaguya-Gun, the trio of Sakura Hase, Mei Hayshi and Kikue Minami remain in the ring as their opponents have left. As they are about to exit the ring, the arena lights drop and a buzzing static noise emits from the speakers.
Kayako Kai: What is this?
Yumiko Kanagawa: No idea Kayako!
The sound grows louder, until a pale blue light beams onto the ring, glowing the three confused starts still remaining.
ABNORMALIZE…
Visible confusion on their faces, mainly Sakura Hase as her old team name is mentioned.
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL…
YOU THOUGHT YOU RULED THE WORLD…
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER…
Back to buzzing and electrical sounds hissing.
Yumiko Kanagawa: I haven’t heard the name Abnormalize in a long time!
Kayako Kai: Me either! And the look on Sakura’s face says it all.
The voice returns.
KUROI YAMI...YOUR TIME AT THE TOP IS OVER…
YOU BURIED YOUR PAST…
YOU MOVED ON…
BUT SOMETIMES…
A GODDESS NEVER DIES…
Yumiko Kanagawa: A Goddess? What in the heavens!
Kayako Kai: Who are we about to see??
Sakura Hase’s facial expressions go into overtime at the name drop of her old stable and her past moniker. She looks around to her friends in confusion when;
Kayako Kai: OMG! Can it be…
Yumiko Kanagawa: I know this music, but can’t remember who…
The music blasts as the arena lights return, bright pink and white lights circulating. The music is unfamiliar to some but not Sakura Hase, who is now in a state of panic in the ring. The cameras pan to the stage as it lights up and walking out… Bodhi!
Kayako Kai: Oh my GOD it’s her! Bodhi is back in the halls of the Sakura Shoujo Stampede!
Bodhi walks to center stage and stops, holding out her hands for someone to join her… Boom-Boom! Walking out waving a huge black and white flag with the words “Kuroi Yami” in a red circle and line running through.
Kayako Kai: And Boom-Boom! I’m fangirling so hard right now!
Yumiko Kanagawa: For those of you at home who are new to the SSS, Bodhi here is the first ever Goddess of Sakura Champion! And by her side is one half of the tag team FEM.
Bodhi takes center stage, as Boom-Boom waves a giant flag around behind her. She pulls up a microphone.
Bodhi: Well well...surprised to see me back here again? It’s been a long time… Kuroi. What, thought changing your name would throw me off your scent? Think that you and your former Abnormalize gang wouldn’t get what's coming to them? Heehehe….. Kuroi, your hell hasn’t even started yet. Last time we saw you, your ‘team’ dumped half a warehouse on top of us. And we didn’t like that very much, did we Boom-Boom?
Boom-Boom: No we bloody well didn’t!
Bodhi: And now here you are with your new team, your cute little Sakura-Gun… well guess what girls, your luck is in. You think you are top of the pops right now? Then you get to dance with a Goddess at the next Sakura Genesis… Sakura-Gun versus FEM!
Boom-Boom: See ya there lassies!
Bodhi lifts her hand and drops the mic, as the crowd cheer and shout for their old favorites. FEM take their leave of the stage as Sakura-Gun are absolutely taken back in shock.
Yumiko Kanagawa: Well there you have it then, Saturday Sakura Genesis we are going to see the return of Bodhi and Boom-Boom!
Kayako Kai: I’m so excited! FEM back in action! EEEE! Stay tuned for more exciting action coming up next folks!
As we fade out, the main screen shows one large image…
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Our next match is for the Angles of Sakura Titles. This match came to be when The Dosanko beat the Pretty Committee in a number one contenders match for the titles back in January on the first night of the IJWF’s Collision Course.)”
Kayako Kai: “(The Dosanko have been a favorite underdog team since their inception and have been really showing they deserve this match. Let’s not forget they held their own against the XHF Tag Team champions at the time, The Icons too.)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And let’s not cut the champs short either, these two ladies have been killing it ever since they came to SSS. They even have held tag titles in a galaxy far, far away too!)”
"猿は木から何処へ落ちる" by Hello Sleepwalkers starts to play up with Fujiko and Sakura Kid coming out a loud ovation from the crowd. Sakura Kid gives an extra bounce in her step, making her way down the ramp first with Fujiko tailing behind her as the two exchange fives with fans in the aisle. Reaching the ring, Sakura Kid slides into the ring, Fujiko rolling in right after her as Kid scales the near set of turnbuckles, raising two pumped arms into the air while Fujiko simply walks over to the ropes with her arms spread out wide to more cheers from the crowd. Moving to the opposite corner, Fujiko starts conversing with Sakura Kid on how to approach their opponents for tonight.
Kayako Kai: “(These women look focused tonight. You can cut this tension with a knife!)”
Velocity 54* come out from the back to a big wave of cheers from the packed Memorial Coliseum tonight. They raise their tag titles high in the air as they make their way to the ring.
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for One Fall! And is for The Angles of Sakura Titles… Introducing first from Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan they are the team of “The Snow Dragon” Fujiko Matsumoto and Sakura Kid, they are… The Dosanko!)”
They step forward as their names are called and the fans cheer and throw blue and white streamers into the ring as they embrace the fans.
Karin Wholfe: “(And their opponents from Seattle, Washington and Queens, New York they are the second and current Angles of Sakura champions, with three title defenses as of tonight… They are Kaya Rayleigh and Ashlyn Moon… they are Velocity 54*!)”
Red and black streamers are thrown in the ring as both champs hold their tag titles in the air, staring down their opponents.
The bell rings as Ashlyn and Kid start things off for their respective teams. Both start things off cautiously as neither want to leave an opening or make a mistake their opponents could capitalize on. The two extend hands and test each other’s power, probably not the smartest move from the smaller Sakura Kid, but she gives it her all in a failed effort. Moon gets Kid into a complete bridge before kicking her legs down, causing her to fall onto her back, she puts her weight on top of Sakura Kid and goes for a pin.
It gets a one count before she kicks out, Moon still has hold of the hand of Kid and wrenches the arm before kicking her legs again, trying to keep pressure on the arm and wrist of Sakura Kid. Kid makes her way to the ropes and flips herself to a better position. She swipes the hands of Ashlyn before hitting her with a drop kick and then a cover of her own for a one count.
The two get up and meet each other with a drop kick attempt, they get up again and meet in the middle of the ring. Ashlyn irish whips Sakura into the ropes only for her to flip over onto the apron. Kaya rushes her and is met with a high knee to the face. Ashlyn rushes her and eats a boot, causing her to stumble backwards. Sakura springboards off the ropes and goes for a cross body, only to be caught by Moon. Moon goes to powerslam her, only for it to be reversed into an arm drag.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Arm drag by Sakura Kid and a dive to her corner for the tag to Matsumoto. Moon’s up and eats a clothesline, up again and no!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Dropkick from Ashlyn Moon to Fujiko Matsumoto! And a tag of her own! Here comes Kaya Rayleigh like a house of fire!)”
Kaya clobbers Matsumoto with a flurry of strikes as she beats her into a neutral corner. Matsumoto fights back and hits her with a t-bone suplex into the corner. Kaya eventually gets up and clobbers her with a discus lariat, laying Matsumoto out like a light. She goes for a pin but gets a two this time.
Kaya gets Fujiko into her corner and start working on double team moves and constant tags in and out to wear down their opponent more, but also keep each other fresh. Velocity 54* eventually hit Fujiko with a Lunar Landing combo before going for another pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Kid Breaks the pin!
Ashlyn and Sakura start fighting and dump out to the outside, continuing to brawl in the background. Kaya picks up Fujiko and signals for the end of the match. She hits her with a powerslam before climbing to the top rope along with her partner, Ashlyn Moon. They jump off and go for 450 splashes, but miss Matsumoto and instead hit Sakura Kid, who sacrificed herself and pushes Fujiko out of the way.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(What a selfless act by Sakura Kid! Using herself to save her partner!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Selfless maybe, but that was stupid! Now how are they gonna finish off Velocity 54*!?)”
Kid rolls out of the ring as Fujiko and Kaya start to brawl. With a fired up Fujiko she unleashes her dragon spirit on Rayleigh, who eats a barrage of strikes before the combo ends with a roundhouse kick to the temple of her head.
Fujiko hits an Ice Pick driver on Kaya before looking back at her corner. She notices her partner is still. She decides to continue to fight on solo as if the match turned into a handicap match. She fights off both Kaya and Ashlyn who try to go for another double team move, But to no avail as Velocity 54* get the advantage and continue dealing more strikes and holds on Fujiko.
Kayako Kai: “(Velocity 54* playing things smart here, taking advantage of the damage done on Sakura Kid and Fujiko Matsumoto tonight.)”
Kaya tags in Ashlyn and Ashlyn continues wearing down Matsumoto with sleeper holds and chinlocks. She continues to land some more blows and hit her with another powerbomb near her corner. Kaya and Ashlyn go for Midnight Diamond on Fujiko again and this time they hit it. Ashlyn goes for the pin…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-...
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(The pin is broken! The pin is broken by Kid!)”
Kayako Kai: “(How?! She’s supposed to be dead! DEAD!)”
Kid runs over to her corner and rallies up Fujiko as the crowd cheers for both teams loudly. Fujiko and Ashlyn continue to fight before Fujiko knocks her down, She dives to her corner and makes the hot tag. The Dosanko fans erupt in thunderous cheers as she springboards into the ring and hits a hurricanrana on Moon. Moon rolls and gets back up to her feet, she eats a dropkick and rolls over to the corner, seated down.
Kid rushes her and hits her with knees before looking over to Fujiko, who’s just gotten back up to her feet. She motions for her to get ready, as she gets Moon into an electric chair. Matsumoto jumps off the ropes and hits a bulldog to land the Dosanko Drop signature move. Kid rushes towards Velocities side and hits Kaya with a drop kick, before landing on the apron. She screams for them to finish it as Fujiko gets in position. Sakura flips over as Matsumoto has Moon in a tombstone piledriver, they connect with each other and land the…
Kayako Kai: “(Sakura Blizzard!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Kid’s watching the outside of the ring! ONE! TWO! THREE!)”
Kayako Kai: “(They did it! They somehow managed to do it!)”
Karin Wholfe: “(Your winners of the match and NEW Angles of Sakura… The Dosanko!)”
Kaya and Ashlyn get up and into the ring after a minute of two, they walk over to the new champs and offer their hands. Fujiko and Sakura accept it and the crowd rejoices as all four women show a sign of respect. Shortly after confetti falls from above general manager Yuuko Koizumi comes out from the back with flowers, COO Kiyomi Yamashita comes out with a giant check and CEO Emi Sakata comes out from the back as well.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And in SSS tradition every time we see a new champion our GM, COO, and CEO come out to congratulate the new champs personally!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Your about to see our post match ceremony live!)”
The new champs are in the middle of the ring, still celebrating. GM Koizumi hands them both bouquets of flowers, COO Yamashita hands them a giant check for 1,000,000 Yen while CEO Sakata shakes their hands and puts the titles on both of them. All of them stand in the middle of the ring to take pictures, before the new champs are left alone to celebrate and take pictures once again.
Kayako Kai: “(The Dosanko have been a favorite underdog team since their inception and have been really showing they deserve this match. Let’s not forget they held their own against the XHF Tag Team champions at the time, The Icons too.)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And let’s not cut the champs short either, these two ladies have been killing it ever since they came to SSS. They even have held tag titles in a galaxy far, far away too!)”
"猿は木から何処へ落ちる" by Hello Sleepwalkers starts to play up with Fujiko and Sakura Kid coming out a loud ovation from the crowd. Sakura Kid gives an extra bounce in her step, making her way down the ramp first with Fujiko tailing behind her as the two exchange fives with fans in the aisle. Reaching the ring, Sakura Kid slides into the ring, Fujiko rolling in right after her as Kid scales the near set of turnbuckles, raising two pumped arms into the air while Fujiko simply walks over to the ropes with her arms spread out wide to more cheers from the crowd. Moving to the opposite corner, Fujiko starts conversing with Sakura Kid on how to approach their opponents for tonight.
Kayako Kai: “(These women look focused tonight. You can cut this tension with a knife!)”
Velocity 54* come out from the back to a big wave of cheers from the packed Memorial Coliseum tonight. They raise their tag titles high in the air as they make their way to the ring.
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for One Fall! And is for The Angles of Sakura Titles… Introducing first from Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan they are the team of “The Snow Dragon” Fujiko Matsumoto and Sakura Kid, they are… The Dosanko!)”
They step forward as their names are called and the fans cheer and throw blue and white streamers into the ring as they embrace the fans.
Karin Wholfe: “(And their opponents from Seattle, Washington and Queens, New York they are the second and current Angles of Sakura champions, with three title defenses as of tonight… They are Kaya Rayleigh and Ashlyn Moon… they are Velocity 54*!)”
Red and black streamers are thrown in the ring as both champs hold their tag titles in the air, staring down their opponents.
The bell rings as Ashlyn and Kid start things off for their respective teams. Both start things off cautiously as neither want to leave an opening or make a mistake their opponents could capitalize on. The two extend hands and test each other’s power, probably not the smartest move from the smaller Sakura Kid, but she gives it her all in a failed effort. Moon gets Kid into a complete bridge before kicking her legs down, causing her to fall onto her back, she puts her weight on top of Sakura Kid and goes for a pin.
It gets a one count before she kicks out, Moon still has hold of the hand of Kid and wrenches the arm before kicking her legs again, trying to keep pressure on the arm and wrist of Sakura Kid. Kid makes her way to the ropes and flips herself to a better position. She swipes the hands of Ashlyn before hitting her with a drop kick and then a cover of her own for a one count.
The two get up and meet each other with a drop kick attempt, they get up again and meet in the middle of the ring. Ashlyn irish whips Sakura into the ropes only for her to flip over onto the apron. Kaya rushes her and is met with a high knee to the face. Ashlyn rushes her and eats a boot, causing her to stumble backwards. Sakura springboards off the ropes and goes for a cross body, only to be caught by Moon. Moon goes to powerslam her, only for it to be reversed into an arm drag.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Arm drag by Sakura Kid and a dive to her corner for the tag to Matsumoto. Moon’s up and eats a clothesline, up again and no!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Dropkick from Ashlyn Moon to Fujiko Matsumoto! And a tag of her own! Here comes Kaya Rayleigh like a house of fire!)”
Kaya clobbers Matsumoto with a flurry of strikes as she beats her into a neutral corner. Matsumoto fights back and hits her with a t-bone suplex into the corner. Kaya eventually gets up and clobbers her with a discus lariat, laying Matsumoto out like a light. She goes for a pin but gets a two this time.
Kaya gets Fujiko into her corner and start working on double team moves and constant tags in and out to wear down their opponent more, but also keep each other fresh. Velocity 54* eventually hit Fujiko with a Lunar Landing combo before going for another pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Kid Breaks the pin!
Ashlyn and Sakura start fighting and dump out to the outside, continuing to brawl in the background. Kaya picks up Fujiko and signals for the end of the match. She hits her with a powerslam before climbing to the top rope along with her partner, Ashlyn Moon. They jump off and go for 450 splashes, but miss Matsumoto and instead hit Sakura Kid, who sacrificed herself and pushes Fujiko out of the way.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(What a selfless act by Sakura Kid! Using herself to save her partner!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Selfless maybe, but that was stupid! Now how are they gonna finish off Velocity 54*!?)”
Kid rolls out of the ring as Fujiko and Kaya start to brawl. With a fired up Fujiko she unleashes her dragon spirit on Rayleigh, who eats a barrage of strikes before the combo ends with a roundhouse kick to the temple of her head.
Fujiko hits an Ice Pick driver on Kaya before looking back at her corner. She notices her partner is still. She decides to continue to fight on solo as if the match turned into a handicap match. She fights off both Kaya and Ashlyn who try to go for another double team move, But to no avail as Velocity 54* get the advantage and continue dealing more strikes and holds on Fujiko.
Kayako Kai: “(Velocity 54* playing things smart here, taking advantage of the damage done on Sakura Kid and Fujiko Matsumoto tonight.)”
Kaya tags in Ashlyn and Ashlyn continues wearing down Matsumoto with sleeper holds and chinlocks. She continues to land some more blows and hit her with another powerbomb near her corner. Kaya and Ashlyn go for Midnight Diamond on Fujiko again and this time they hit it. Ashlyn goes for the pin…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-...
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(The pin is broken! The pin is broken by Kid!)”
Kayako Kai: “(How?! She’s supposed to be dead! DEAD!)”
Kid runs over to her corner and rallies up Fujiko as the crowd cheers for both teams loudly. Fujiko and Ashlyn continue to fight before Fujiko knocks her down, She dives to her corner and makes the hot tag. The Dosanko fans erupt in thunderous cheers as she springboards into the ring and hits a hurricanrana on Moon. Moon rolls and gets back up to her feet, she eats a dropkick and rolls over to the corner, seated down.
Kid rushes her and hits her with knees before looking over to Fujiko, who’s just gotten back up to her feet. She motions for her to get ready, as she gets Moon into an electric chair. Matsumoto jumps off the ropes and hits a bulldog to land the Dosanko Drop signature move. Kid rushes towards Velocities side and hits Kaya with a drop kick, before landing on the apron. She screams for them to finish it as Fujiko gets in position. Sakura flips over as Matsumoto has Moon in a tombstone piledriver, they connect with each other and land the…
Kayako Kai: “(Sakura Blizzard!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Kid’s watching the outside of the ring! ONE! TWO! THREE!)”
Kayako Kai: “(They did it! They somehow managed to do it!)”
Karin Wholfe: “(Your winners of the match and NEW Angles of Sakura… The Dosanko!)”
Kaya and Ashlyn get up and into the ring after a minute of two, they walk over to the new champs and offer their hands. Fujiko and Sakura accept it and the crowd rejoices as all four women show a sign of respect. Shortly after confetti falls from above general manager Yuuko Koizumi comes out from the back with flowers, COO Kiyomi Yamashita comes out with a giant check and CEO Emi Sakata comes out from the back as well.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And in SSS tradition every time we see a new champion our GM, COO, and CEO come out to congratulate the new champs personally!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Your about to see our post match ceremony live!)”
The new champs are in the middle of the ring, still celebrating. GM Koizumi hands them both bouquets of flowers, COO Yamashita hands them a giant check for 1,000,000 Yen while CEO Sakata shakes their hands and puts the titles on both of them. All of them stand in the middle of the ring to take pictures, before the new champs are left alone to celebrate and take pictures once again.
... "Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez begins to play throughout the building, smoke fills the air in the building as the lights dim to a shadow. The sounds of little kids laughing can be heard as the song plays. As the song ends and the smoke finally clears you can see the faces of Melody and Carol, "The Shattered Dolls" waiting as "The Puppet Master" stands in the center of the ring as he begins to speak you can see the looks of insanity and craze on the faces of "The Shattered Dolls"!
The Puppet Master + Welcome everyone to The Dollhouse, I am 'The Puppet Master' allow me to introduce you all to my Shattered Dolls, Carol and Melody. Aren't they perfect just like porcelain.
The two women stand a step behind "The Puppet Master" as he speaks both of them looking as if they are ready to lose it at any moment.
The Puppet Master + You see we are here to play, I am one who likes pretty things, I like dolls but I like puppets even more and now that we are here in the SSS I will make every tag team here in The Dollhouse my marionettes. Starting with those two pretty little things called the Pretty Committee.
The Crowd begins to cheer and boo sort of a mixed reaction as they are not sure what to do. The Shattered Dolls are now sitting in the ring brushing each others hair as "The Puppet Master" Continues to talk.
The Puppet Master + Pretty Committee this is an open invitation to a tea party come join us, come join The Shattered Dolls and come play with us. Because when everything is said and done you will not only be another one of my puppets but you will no longer be known as the "Pretty Committee" but as the "Scarred Committee".
The two girls jump up and grab a microphone as "The Puppet Master" begins to exit the ring.
The Shattered Dolls + Welcome to the Dollhouse!
The Shattered Dolls drop the microphone and jump out of the ring as "Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez begins to play throughout the building again.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Now’s time for our main event! Ember Ferrari pinned Fukushima Zombie in a multi tag match at a recent house show.)”
Kayako Kai: “(This match is the second ever Falls Count anywhere match in company history too! Last year was the first for this very title!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(That’s right, it was Ember Ferrari, Bodhi, and Kuroi Yami; the then Sakura Hase who fought in a hellacious triple threat. We’ll see what these two ladies will pull off to walk out Goddess of Sakura tonight!)”
As soon as the sultry guitars of "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls play, Ember walks into view. She licks her lips as she takes a step into view. As she steps forward, she runs her hands through her hair as she gyrates her hips. She tries to move toward the audience to slap their hands, but they try to avoid her. She looks to the other side of the entranceway and spots a young bachelor. She gives him a wink, and his face goes green. Regardless, she persisted.
She climbs the stairs to the ring and walks down to the center of the ring outside of the ropes. She performs a full split and sticks her head in below the bottom rope. As she does this, her thong and hairy buttcheeks are visible to all. She moves in past the apron and gets up. She throws her arms up in the air as she's ready for the match to begin.
Kayako Kai: “(And here comes the challenger!)”
The lights go dark and smoke begins to fill the halls. We see red lights pulsate and hear a blood curdling scream before Meshi Kuuna by Inu begins to kick in. We see lots of “zombies” walk out through the back with one last “zombie” walk out holding the Goddess of Sakura title.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Here comes the champ! And she’s got an army of zombies walking her down to the ring!)”
Fukushima walks down to the ring, staring deeply into the eyes of her challenger. She eventually gets in the ring and into her corner.
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for one fall! And is a falls count anywhere match! This match can end anywhere within city limits. This match is set with no time limit. Introducing first the challenger, standing in at 6’0 tall and weighing in at… well a healthy weight for a strapping young woman of her height and stature. She hails from San Francisco, California… she is… Ember Ferrari!)”
The crowd well, the crowd gives her a polite clap and a few cheers from her die hard fans. Some even throw some streamers in the ring for her! A rude person threw in a paper bag and yelled at her to wear it.
Karin Wholfe: “(And her opponent she is the third ever and current Goddess of Sakura, she has five title defenses as of tonight. She stands in at 5’5 and weighs in tonight at a lean 135 pounds. She comes to you all the way from Okuma-machi, Fukushima, Japan… She is… Fukushima Zombie!)”
The fans cheer her on as they throw black and purple streamers into the ring for her. She holds up her title high in the air as she looks on across the ring, to a stretching Ember.
The bell rings and the match starts off with a slow, methodical pace from both. Each trying to feel out one another and each trying to find the first opening in the other’s armor so they can eventually get their final strike. Ember and Fukushima test strength and with the height and possibly weight advantage, Ember gets the better of Zombie in this first exchange.
Ember tries to mount all her weight onto Fukushima and manges to get a quick pin attempt that ends in not even a one count. Zombie spins on her back and manages to get Ferrari into a crossface crippler submission move near the ropes. Ember grabs them and rolls out of the ring to catch her breath and collect herself.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Oh here we go! Fukushima rushing towards the outside!)”
Kayako Kai: “(No, she’s faked out Ferrari! On the apron now, Zombie kicks Ferrari square in the jaw! Now she jumps off with a crossbody!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Caught by Ember and a powerslam on the apron! Boy it didn’t take long for this match to kick up!)”
Ember rolls back into the ring, pushing Fukushima bac in too, and goes for a pin attempt. She gets a one count for her troubles. Ember keeps pressure on the Goddess of Sakura Champion as she holds her down by the back of her neck and applies pressure to her spine with her knees and weight. Zombie groans in pain, but manages to get out of this predicament. She grabs Ferrari by a handful of hair and starts to slap her in the face before she grabs her leg and hits her with a dragon screw leg whip. She keeps pressure herself and transitions into an indian deathlock.
Ember eventually gets out, but some damage was done to her knee. She manages to land a powerslam on Zombie again and picks her up for another. She’s not as successful this time though as Fukushima manages to squirm to behind Ember. She wraps her arms around her waist, but doesn’t get much further as Ember slips free and goes for the same thing. Zombie stomps the foot of Ferrari and gets behind her again. This time she manages to pull off a move and lands a high angle german suplex on Ferrari. Ferrari rolls out of the ring yet again.
The champ runs the ropes and jumps off the top turnbuckle, she hits the challenger with an innovative moon stomp, which cause both competitors to crash into the barricade near the ring. The knee of Ember and the back of Fukushima both take a toll in the exchange as well as the crash into the hard concrete and metal surroundings. After a few moments they manage to get back up and start to chop each other in the chest all around the ring.
After a few minutes of this exchange the larger Ferrari grabs the champ by the hair and throws her into the crowd. They start brawling in the crowd near the ring and on the floor level, punching, kicking, whatever you can think of they’re doing it to each other. Fuku and Ember both pick up some chairs somewhere through the sea of humanity in the packed house and whack each other with them. They go again, but Ferrari grabs the chair from Zombie and plants her right in the head with it, causing it to split apart like you’d see in an old ecw match. They eventually make their way to a balcony like area where the announce tables are set up. Fukushima slams Ember into the glass windows below before using help from a nearby ladder to climb up to the balcony area.
Kayako Kai: “(It seems Fukushima Zombie has joined us up top! But what the hell is she doing up here?!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(I don’t like that creepy smile and thumbs up from her… Oh god! She jumped off the balcony! That’s gotta be at least fifteen feet in the air!)”
A moonsault hits Ferrari below. Fukushima rolls through, but jumps on top of Ember to get a pin attempt.
ONE!
TWO!
Kayako Kai: “(No! Somehow Ember kicked out of that!)”
Fukushima, seemingly a bit aggravated, picks up Ember and slams her onto the hard concrete floor. She picks her up again and this time drags her towards the opposite side of the building. She motions for the fans to move out of the way as she starts to throw Ferrari into their chairs. Ember goes sliding and crashing into the chairs as she screams in pain and uses some expletives we can’t quiet mention here.
Zombie charges Ember and hits her with a boot to the stomach before picking her up again and dragging her toward the double doors. Ember gets pushed into the doors before eating a superkick and goes crashing through them, spilling out into front area where the fans entered earlier tonight. There’s two big inclined halls on either side of them and big glass doors in front of them. Zombie goes to pick up Ember again, but gets an elbow in her gut for her troubles. Ember grabs Fukushima and throws her towards a wall before rushing her and attempting a hip attack she calls a Rear Wheel Drive. Zombie ducks out of the way and rolls her up into a school girl, using the wall as leverage. She gets a one count and a fist to the face. She hits Ferrari with a stiff kick to the chest, before picking her up and shoving her into the glass doors. She Goes for another superkick onto Ferrari, but she ducks and Zombie’s whole leg goes right through the glass! Ember picks her up and spears her through the other glass doors onto the concrete sidewalk outside of Memorial Coliseum. Ember and Fukushima lay outside the arena doors, with Ember’s arm over Fuku’s, the ref counts…
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Somehow, if by instinct alone Zombie kicks out, leaving both laying on the sidewalk, breathing heavily and bleeding a bit while surrounded by glass shards. After a few they manage to get back up to their feet. They start brawling outside the arena now, with pedestrians and cars all around them. Fukushima gets her head planted into the brick wall of Memorial Coliseum before getting picked up by Ember. Ember loses grip and drops her though, which causes Zombie to dropkick her into the brick wall.
The two start fighting around the building now and start to go down Rose St. in no time. They continue to throw punches and drag each other through the streets of Lexington as they make their way through the city. Fukushima hits Ember with a back breaker onto a metal railing. Ember gets back to her feet and tries to hit a big boot on her, she misses and gets her foot stuck in the railing. Zombie grabs it and hits another dragon screw leg whip onto Ember, causing more pain on her knee.
Ember eventually gets Fuku and powerbombs her through a wooden table sitting outside a restaurant nearby. She goes for a pin attempt but gets a two count for it. They make their way into the restaurant and cause a massive brawl in it too. Everyone inside is fighting and throwing chairs and bottles at each other. Fuku and Ember grab bottles and glasses and start throwing them at each other before the make their way to the back into the kitchen.
Fukushima grabs Ember and tries to push her head into a boiling pot of grease. Ember stops her by grabbing a pan and wacking her with it. She stumbles back towards a table with some kitchen knifes. She grabs one and lunges towards Ferrari, She jukes out the way as it gets stuck into the wall behind her. Ember gets behind her and hits her with a boobsplex, causing her to crash into a pile of dishes.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(These two are going to kill each other to get the title!)”
They eventually make their way out of the restaurant and get back to the streets. They continue to brawl down Rose St. until they see a bus at a bus stop. Fukushima shoves Ember into the bus and gets in herself. They start throwing punches as a cameraman pays their fare for the bus ride.
Ember shoves Fukushima into an empty seat and turns around, She shoves her behind into her face and hits her with an innovated stink face, causing Zombie to fall to the walkway of the bus. Ember goes for a pin…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-...
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(A kickout from Zombie! Somehow she managed to kick out of an innovative Rocking Everywhere from Ember Ferrari!)”
Zombie gets up first and makes Ferrari pay for the horror she had to endure. She uses the railings in the bus as leverage and hits a hanging kick to the chest of Ferrari. Ember falls into the lap of a handsome man who looks an awful like former X*Crown Champion, Jack Diamond. She tries to seduce him and offer him “a good time” after the match. The man, repulsed as most would be begins to hurl. Some gets on Ember, some gets right at the feet of Fukushima. Fukushima grabs both of them by the heads and clunks their heads together, causing both to fall down.
Ember tries to get up and charge Fukushima, but slips on the puke and hits her head on the railing. Zombie grabs her arm and sticks it between the railing and locks in a fujiwara armbar, trying to make her tap out. Ember grabs an old ladies cane and whacks Fukushima in the head with it till she lets go of the hold. Ember uses the cane some more and chokes Zombie as they make their way down Winchester Rd. They reach a bus stop along the way and Ember kicks the champ off the bus, before getting off herself.
There’s a local Speedway just in front of them, which they head towards. Ember is pushed into someone’s car before she catches Zombies and spears her through the window and halfway into the car itself. Ember heads into the gas station while a motionless Fukushima is helped out of the car.
Kayako Kai: “(And to think these two are still able to go after all they’ve been through. This has got to go down in history as one of the most crazy matches we’ve ever seen!)”
We cut back to both competitors in the local Speedway, fighting through the aisles. Zombie grabs a handful of boxes on the shelves and throws them at Ferrari, She covers her face which leads for an opening. The champ hits the challenger with another super kick to the gut, causing her to fall down to her knees. Zombie creeps close, but gets swept off her feet. Ember gets up and starts to push shelfs onto Fukushima, piling up as much as she can on her before jumping on top of the pile and demanding the ref start to count for the pin.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This is a familiar sight for SSS faithful! This was how the first ever Falls Count Anywhere match almost a year ago ended!)”
Kayako Kai: “(And it could end the same for this one too!)”
ONE!
TWO!
THREE…
No, no! Right at the last possible moment Fukushima manages to get up just enough to break the pin attempt. Ember, shocked and angered and god knows what else starts to back up looking for something else to do to keep her down, While in the back and in the pile of various items Fukushima rises from what was meant to be her grave as pop, candy and other various food and drinks stain her body. She walks towards an irate Ferrari and grabs her by her hair, yanking her down and getting her into a Jigoku spider twist finishing move.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Ember’s in a dire situation now! Can she get a way out?!)”
Kayako Kai: “(NO! Ferrari’s grabbed hold of an Ale 8 One glass bottle and started smashing the holy hell out of Fukushima!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(She’s still holding on, trying to get Ember to tap or pass out!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Ember’s shoving what bits of the bottle that’re left into the face and mouth of the champion! She’s slicing her mouth and face all to hell!)”
As shards of glass make their way home inside the face of Fukushima Zombie and her mouth starts to open up a little further than usual she lets go of the submission hold. Not too long she’s met with a face full of salt and lemon juice as she winces and rolls on the ground in immense pain.
Zombie eventually manages to get up and fight on as she lights Ferrari up with a flurry of strikes, pushing her outside the Speedway and into the parking lot. They start going back towards the gas pumps and Ember gets pushed back into one. She reaches behind her and grabs a pump and tries to spray Fukushima with gas, only for nothing to come out. She gets punched in the face. Fukushima grabs the hose from Ember and wraps it around her neck, choking her with the gas pump.
They eventually start brawling and going down the street. They continue to pass by locals who back away and run, some yelling “worldstar!” while filming the brawl go on. They continue fighting through the streets of Lexington till they get into an apartment complex. They came bursting through the door, continuing to brawl and as i write this, i tell you, two chicks who look dead on these two came bursting through my door, continuing a brawl from outside. I’m trying to still type on my computer but the fact that two, well one hot chick and a hairy one is fighting in my house right now is kinda freaking me out.
I mean the one who looks like a zombie just powerbombed the hairy lady through my coffee table. She went to pin her as i was hiding behind my chair. She didn’t get much out of it, only a two, but man was that brutal! The hairy chick got up and speared the other one onto my couch and then they started rolling around, punching each other. One of ‘em grabbed my chair and smashed across the others head. I didn’t get a good look from it so i can’t really write about who did what to who, but boy oh boy did it sound painful.
The one who i’ll call Ember now, based on the uncanny resemblance to the Ember we know and love, grabbed a leg from my now broken chair and started chasing the one, who i’ll call Fukushima, based on how she looks like the one we know of course. Fukushima dodged it and went towards my tv… wait MY TV! I’ll be right back!
Ok, ok i’m back now, and i calmed her down enough to not smash my TV. instead she grabbed my playstation instead. It’s broken so i didn’t mind as much, and hey, it may work better afterwards. Anyways she totally hit Ember with a brainbuster onto the PS4. It looked brutal as fuck guys, you have to take my word on it.
Turns out i was wrong and when you hit a brainbuster on someone on a PS4 it actually breaks them, smashes them to pieces even. Oh by the way they kept on wrestling in my apartment for a little while longer, before i opened my balcony door and they left to go continue fighting in the city. I decided to continue to write the match, but had no where to sit as they ruined my whole living room and broke everything. So i continue to write this while sitting on the floor with some pieces of wood poking me. Anyways we get back to the action…
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Whoa that was weird. For a second it felt like we were all just efed characters…)”
Kayako Kai: “(Are you… ok?)”
When we get back to the action proper Ember and Fukushima are brawling down a stretch of highway. Many cars pass by as they fight down the long stretch of concrete, hoping to finish one another off sooner rather than later as exhaustion is setting in as it’s been over an hour and a half since the bell had rung. They continue going down East New Circle, passing local stores and buildings along the way.
After another 20 minutes or so of the two brawling and hitting painful and innovative moves on each other while traveling down the street they reach Paul Miller’s Fords, a local car dealership, which is in no way sponsored by SSS tonight. Ember pushes Fukushima into a nice Ford F-150 Truck. She picks her up and powerbombs her spine onto the outer edge of the truck bed, causing her to scream in pain and agony and land into the bed of the truck.
Ember climbs to the top of the truck before jumping off into the bed and landing a famouser like move onto Zombie, going for a pin attempt, but only getting a two count. Zombie gets up and grabs Ferrari by her head. She slams her head into the back window of the truck before getting out of the truck bed and heading towards more cars.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This match has been going on for a little over two hours now and neither of these women are letting up yet! We could be here all night folks!)”
Kayako Kai: “(That’s why this match was made with no time limit Yumichan! Koizumi knew this was going to go the distance and didn’t want to put any limits on these two ladies one bit! But right now these two are fighting in the totally not sponsored lot of Paul Miller Ford’s! Where you can get the best deals on the best American car made today!)”
The two continue to smash each other into and onto various Fords that you too can buy if you ever come to the area, the two have to be hurting real bad now as Ember is on only one good leg, with her other knee being damaged badly throughout the night. Zombie’s back is hurting her as well as her face and cheek, as she still has her left cheek practically sliced apart.
Ember starts to back away now and goes past a big semi truck parked in front of a building with giant glass windows allowing you to see inside, even from the street in front of it. Ember rests near the window, catching her breath before she tries to hobble further. She turns around and sees a charging Fukushima Zombie, she moves out of the way and Zombie splats against the hard glass window that doesn’t give. She manages to pick herself back up and sees Ember Ferrari hobbling to the side of the building. She looks back at Fukushima, who’s getting up to her knees by now and decides to climb up to the roof.
Now to clarify she didn’t start parkouring her way up the building or used plungers like spider man, the roof has an incline that makes lt almost like a pyramid, that reach down all the way to the ground and is, in theory climbable. Ember treks the steep incline to the top of the building, not too soon Zombie is soon on her tail following behind.
They both eventually climb to the top of the building and get a few hits on each other, while trying to keep balance and not roll down a 40+ foot incline. They eventually make their way to the edge and a much flatter area. Ember tries to hit a rear view drive, but gets dodged, Fukushima hits her with a superkick, causing her to fall off the roof damn near 40 feet and land onto the semi truck trailer down below some how. Zombie herself even looks shocked at what just happened. But she doesn’t let that stop her from her goal for long. Well that didn’t but the predicament of getting down did. She looked the either side of her before deciding that was no good sliding down that far.
She looked down onto where Ember is lying below. Fukushima steps up to the edge and closes her eyes, taking a few deep breaths before she jumps off the roof itself.
Kayako Kai: “(Oh my god! She… she didn’t!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(She did Kaichan! And this isn’t just a Jisatsu Sakuru! This is an Ultra Jisatsu Sakuru!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Only this isn’t a 630 this right here is an 1890 senton off the roof!)”
Fukushima Zombie crashes onto Ember, damn near killing both of them. She makes the pinfal if by chance of staying ontop of Ferari alone.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Both Ember and Fukushima start coughing up blood and breath heavily. We see the referee and paramedics try to get on top of the trailer to get them. Fukushima gets handed her Goddess of Sakura Title and raises it high in the air as she stumbles to her feet, She screams out to the city as she continues to stand tall on the trailer. Soon we fade to black and cut to our commentary team back inside the Memorial Coliseum.
Karin Wholfe: “(Your winner of this match and STILL Goddess of Sakura, Fukushima Zombie!)”
Kayako Kai: “(What a match! What a show! We at SSS hope you enjoyed tonight as much as we did and we hope to see you next month everyone!)”
Yumiko Kai: “(This really was one amazing match and one amazing show! Tune in next month to see what comes of Bodhi and Boom-Boom making their comeback! See what comes of the brutality STRiFE let out on Zolothach and check out just who challenges Lisa Frankenstein next for her Idol of Sakura Title!)”
Kayako Kai: “(I’m Kayako Kai, for Yumiko Kanagawa and Karin Wholfe…)”
Kayako Kai: “(This match is the second ever Falls Count anywhere match in company history too! Last year was the first for this very title!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(That’s right, it was Ember Ferrari, Bodhi, and Kuroi Yami; the then Sakura Hase who fought in a hellacious triple threat. We’ll see what these two ladies will pull off to walk out Goddess of Sakura tonight!)”
As soon as the sultry guitars of "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls play, Ember walks into view. She licks her lips as she takes a step into view. As she steps forward, she runs her hands through her hair as she gyrates her hips. She tries to move toward the audience to slap their hands, but they try to avoid her. She looks to the other side of the entranceway and spots a young bachelor. She gives him a wink, and his face goes green. Regardless, she persisted.
She climbs the stairs to the ring and walks down to the center of the ring outside of the ropes. She performs a full split and sticks her head in below the bottom rope. As she does this, her thong and hairy buttcheeks are visible to all. She moves in past the apron and gets up. She throws her arms up in the air as she's ready for the match to begin.
Kayako Kai: “(And here comes the challenger!)”
The lights go dark and smoke begins to fill the halls. We see red lights pulsate and hear a blood curdling scream before Meshi Kuuna by Inu begins to kick in. We see lots of “zombies” walk out through the back with one last “zombie” walk out holding the Goddess of Sakura title.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Here comes the champ! And she’s got an army of zombies walking her down to the ring!)”
Fukushima walks down to the ring, staring deeply into the eyes of her challenger. She eventually gets in the ring and into her corner.
Karin Wholfe: “(This match is set for one fall! And is a falls count anywhere match! This match can end anywhere within city limits. This match is set with no time limit. Introducing first the challenger, standing in at 6’0 tall and weighing in at… well a healthy weight for a strapping young woman of her height and stature. She hails from San Francisco, California… she is… Ember Ferrari!)”
The crowd well, the crowd gives her a polite clap and a few cheers from her die hard fans. Some even throw some streamers in the ring for her! A rude person threw in a paper bag and yelled at her to wear it.
Karin Wholfe: “(And her opponent she is the third ever and current Goddess of Sakura, she has five title defenses as of tonight. She stands in at 5’5 and weighs in tonight at a lean 135 pounds. She comes to you all the way from Okuma-machi, Fukushima, Japan… She is… Fukushima Zombie!)”
The fans cheer her on as they throw black and purple streamers into the ring for her. She holds up her title high in the air as she looks on across the ring, to a stretching Ember.
The bell rings and the match starts off with a slow, methodical pace from both. Each trying to feel out one another and each trying to find the first opening in the other’s armor so they can eventually get their final strike. Ember and Fukushima test strength and with the height and possibly weight advantage, Ember gets the better of Zombie in this first exchange.
Ember tries to mount all her weight onto Fukushima and manges to get a quick pin attempt that ends in not even a one count. Zombie spins on her back and manages to get Ferrari into a crossface crippler submission move near the ropes. Ember grabs them and rolls out of the ring to catch her breath and collect herself.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Oh here we go! Fukushima rushing towards the outside!)”
Kayako Kai: “(No, she’s faked out Ferrari! On the apron now, Zombie kicks Ferrari square in the jaw! Now she jumps off with a crossbody!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Caught by Ember and a powerslam on the apron! Boy it didn’t take long for this match to kick up!)”
Ember rolls back into the ring, pushing Fukushima bac in too, and goes for a pin attempt. She gets a one count for her troubles. Ember keeps pressure on the Goddess of Sakura Champion as she holds her down by the back of her neck and applies pressure to her spine with her knees and weight. Zombie groans in pain, but manages to get out of this predicament. She grabs Ferrari by a handful of hair and starts to slap her in the face before she grabs her leg and hits her with a dragon screw leg whip. She keeps pressure herself and transitions into an indian deathlock.
Ember eventually gets out, but some damage was done to her knee. She manages to land a powerslam on Zombie again and picks her up for another. She’s not as successful this time though as Fukushima manages to squirm to behind Ember. She wraps her arms around her waist, but doesn’t get much further as Ember slips free and goes for the same thing. Zombie stomps the foot of Ferrari and gets behind her again. This time she manages to pull off a move and lands a high angle german suplex on Ferrari. Ferrari rolls out of the ring yet again.
The champ runs the ropes and jumps off the top turnbuckle, she hits the challenger with an innovative moon stomp, which cause both competitors to crash into the barricade near the ring. The knee of Ember and the back of Fukushima both take a toll in the exchange as well as the crash into the hard concrete and metal surroundings. After a few moments they manage to get back up and start to chop each other in the chest all around the ring.
After a few minutes of this exchange the larger Ferrari grabs the champ by the hair and throws her into the crowd. They start brawling in the crowd near the ring and on the floor level, punching, kicking, whatever you can think of they’re doing it to each other. Fuku and Ember both pick up some chairs somewhere through the sea of humanity in the packed house and whack each other with them. They go again, but Ferrari grabs the chair from Zombie and plants her right in the head with it, causing it to split apart like you’d see in an old ecw match. They eventually make their way to a balcony like area where the announce tables are set up. Fukushima slams Ember into the glass windows below before using help from a nearby ladder to climb up to the balcony area.
Kayako Kai: “(It seems Fukushima Zombie has joined us up top! But what the hell is she doing up here?!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(I don’t like that creepy smile and thumbs up from her… Oh god! She jumped off the balcony! That’s gotta be at least fifteen feet in the air!)”
A moonsault hits Ferrari below. Fukushima rolls through, but jumps on top of Ember to get a pin attempt.
ONE!
TWO!
Kayako Kai: “(No! Somehow Ember kicked out of that!)”
Fukushima, seemingly a bit aggravated, picks up Ember and slams her onto the hard concrete floor. She picks her up again and this time drags her towards the opposite side of the building. She motions for the fans to move out of the way as she starts to throw Ferrari into their chairs. Ember goes sliding and crashing into the chairs as she screams in pain and uses some expletives we can’t quiet mention here.
Zombie charges Ember and hits her with a boot to the stomach before picking her up again and dragging her toward the double doors. Ember gets pushed into the doors before eating a superkick and goes crashing through them, spilling out into front area where the fans entered earlier tonight. There’s two big inclined halls on either side of them and big glass doors in front of them. Zombie goes to pick up Ember again, but gets an elbow in her gut for her troubles. Ember grabs Fukushima and throws her towards a wall before rushing her and attempting a hip attack she calls a Rear Wheel Drive. Zombie ducks out of the way and rolls her up into a school girl, using the wall as leverage. She gets a one count and a fist to the face. She hits Ferrari with a stiff kick to the chest, before picking her up and shoving her into the glass doors. She Goes for another superkick onto Ferrari, but she ducks and Zombie’s whole leg goes right through the glass! Ember picks her up and spears her through the other glass doors onto the concrete sidewalk outside of Memorial Coliseum. Ember and Fukushima lay outside the arena doors, with Ember’s arm over Fuku’s, the ref counts…
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Somehow, if by instinct alone Zombie kicks out, leaving both laying on the sidewalk, breathing heavily and bleeding a bit while surrounded by glass shards. After a few they manage to get back up to their feet. They start brawling outside the arena now, with pedestrians and cars all around them. Fukushima gets her head planted into the brick wall of Memorial Coliseum before getting picked up by Ember. Ember loses grip and drops her though, which causes Zombie to dropkick her into the brick wall.
The two start fighting around the building now and start to go down Rose St. in no time. They continue to throw punches and drag each other through the streets of Lexington as they make their way through the city. Fukushima hits Ember with a back breaker onto a metal railing. Ember gets back to her feet and tries to hit a big boot on her, she misses and gets her foot stuck in the railing. Zombie grabs it and hits another dragon screw leg whip onto Ember, causing more pain on her knee.
Ember eventually gets Fuku and powerbombs her through a wooden table sitting outside a restaurant nearby. She goes for a pin attempt but gets a two count for it. They make their way into the restaurant and cause a massive brawl in it too. Everyone inside is fighting and throwing chairs and bottles at each other. Fuku and Ember grab bottles and glasses and start throwing them at each other before the make their way to the back into the kitchen.
Fukushima grabs Ember and tries to push her head into a boiling pot of grease. Ember stops her by grabbing a pan and wacking her with it. She stumbles back towards a table with some kitchen knifes. She grabs one and lunges towards Ferrari, She jukes out the way as it gets stuck into the wall behind her. Ember gets behind her and hits her with a boobsplex, causing her to crash into a pile of dishes.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(These two are going to kill each other to get the title!)”
They eventually make their way out of the restaurant and get back to the streets. They continue to brawl down Rose St. until they see a bus at a bus stop. Fukushima shoves Ember into the bus and gets in herself. They start throwing punches as a cameraman pays their fare for the bus ride.
Ember shoves Fukushima into an empty seat and turns around, She shoves her behind into her face and hits her with an innovated stink face, causing Zombie to fall to the walkway of the bus. Ember goes for a pin…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-...
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(A kickout from Zombie! Somehow she managed to kick out of an innovative Rocking Everywhere from Ember Ferrari!)”
Zombie gets up first and makes Ferrari pay for the horror she had to endure. She uses the railings in the bus as leverage and hits a hanging kick to the chest of Ferrari. Ember falls into the lap of a handsome man who looks an awful like former X*Crown Champion, Jack Diamond. She tries to seduce him and offer him “a good time” after the match. The man, repulsed as most would be begins to hurl. Some gets on Ember, some gets right at the feet of Fukushima. Fukushima grabs both of them by the heads and clunks their heads together, causing both to fall down.
Ember tries to get up and charge Fukushima, but slips on the puke and hits her head on the railing. Zombie grabs her arm and sticks it between the railing and locks in a fujiwara armbar, trying to make her tap out. Ember grabs an old ladies cane and whacks Fukushima in the head with it till she lets go of the hold. Ember uses the cane some more and chokes Zombie as they make their way down Winchester Rd. They reach a bus stop along the way and Ember kicks the champ off the bus, before getting off herself.
There’s a local Speedway just in front of them, which they head towards. Ember is pushed into someone’s car before she catches Zombies and spears her through the window and halfway into the car itself. Ember heads into the gas station while a motionless Fukushima is helped out of the car.
Kayako Kai: “(And to think these two are still able to go after all they’ve been through. This has got to go down in history as one of the most crazy matches we’ve ever seen!)”
We cut back to both competitors in the local Speedway, fighting through the aisles. Zombie grabs a handful of boxes on the shelves and throws them at Ferrari, She covers her face which leads for an opening. The champ hits the challenger with another super kick to the gut, causing her to fall down to her knees. Zombie creeps close, but gets swept off her feet. Ember gets up and starts to push shelfs onto Fukushima, piling up as much as she can on her before jumping on top of the pile and demanding the ref start to count for the pin.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This is a familiar sight for SSS faithful! This was how the first ever Falls Count Anywhere match almost a year ago ended!)”
Kayako Kai: “(And it could end the same for this one too!)”
ONE!
TWO!
THREE…
No, no! Right at the last possible moment Fukushima manages to get up just enough to break the pin attempt. Ember, shocked and angered and god knows what else starts to back up looking for something else to do to keep her down, While in the back and in the pile of various items Fukushima rises from what was meant to be her grave as pop, candy and other various food and drinks stain her body. She walks towards an irate Ferrari and grabs her by her hair, yanking her down and getting her into a Jigoku spider twist finishing move.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Ember’s in a dire situation now! Can she get a way out?!)”
Kayako Kai: “(NO! Ferrari’s grabbed hold of an Ale 8 One glass bottle and started smashing the holy hell out of Fukushima!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(She’s still holding on, trying to get Ember to tap or pass out!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Ember’s shoving what bits of the bottle that’re left into the face and mouth of the champion! She’s slicing her mouth and face all to hell!)”
As shards of glass make their way home inside the face of Fukushima Zombie and her mouth starts to open up a little further than usual she lets go of the submission hold. Not too long she’s met with a face full of salt and lemon juice as she winces and rolls on the ground in immense pain.
Zombie eventually manages to get up and fight on as she lights Ferrari up with a flurry of strikes, pushing her outside the Speedway and into the parking lot. They start going back towards the gas pumps and Ember gets pushed back into one. She reaches behind her and grabs a pump and tries to spray Fukushima with gas, only for nothing to come out. She gets punched in the face. Fukushima grabs the hose from Ember and wraps it around her neck, choking her with the gas pump.
They eventually start brawling and going down the street. They continue to pass by locals who back away and run, some yelling “worldstar!” while filming the brawl go on. They continue fighting through the streets of Lexington till they get into an apartment complex. They came bursting through the door, continuing to brawl and as i write this, i tell you, two chicks who look dead on these two came bursting through my door, continuing a brawl from outside. I’m trying to still type on my computer but the fact that two, well one hot chick and a hairy one is fighting in my house right now is kinda freaking me out.
I mean the one who looks like a zombie just powerbombed the hairy lady through my coffee table. She went to pin her as i was hiding behind my chair. She didn’t get much out of it, only a two, but man was that brutal! The hairy chick got up and speared the other one onto my couch and then they started rolling around, punching each other. One of ‘em grabbed my chair and smashed across the others head. I didn’t get a good look from it so i can’t really write about who did what to who, but boy oh boy did it sound painful.
The one who i’ll call Ember now, based on the uncanny resemblance to the Ember we know and love, grabbed a leg from my now broken chair and started chasing the one, who i’ll call Fukushima, based on how she looks like the one we know of course. Fukushima dodged it and went towards my tv… wait MY TV! I’ll be right back!
Ok, ok i’m back now, and i calmed her down enough to not smash my TV. instead she grabbed my playstation instead. It’s broken so i didn’t mind as much, and hey, it may work better afterwards. Anyways she totally hit Ember with a brainbuster onto the PS4. It looked brutal as fuck guys, you have to take my word on it.
Turns out i was wrong and when you hit a brainbuster on someone on a PS4 it actually breaks them, smashes them to pieces even. Oh by the way they kept on wrestling in my apartment for a little while longer, before i opened my balcony door and they left to go continue fighting in the city. I decided to continue to write the match, but had no where to sit as they ruined my whole living room and broke everything. So i continue to write this while sitting on the floor with some pieces of wood poking me. Anyways we get back to the action…
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Whoa that was weird. For a second it felt like we were all just efed characters…)”
Kayako Kai: “(Are you… ok?)”
When we get back to the action proper Ember and Fukushima are brawling down a stretch of highway. Many cars pass by as they fight down the long stretch of concrete, hoping to finish one another off sooner rather than later as exhaustion is setting in as it’s been over an hour and a half since the bell had rung. They continue going down East New Circle, passing local stores and buildings along the way.
After another 20 minutes or so of the two brawling and hitting painful and innovative moves on each other while traveling down the street they reach Paul Miller’s Fords, a local car dealership, which is in no way sponsored by SSS tonight. Ember pushes Fukushima into a nice Ford F-150 Truck. She picks her up and powerbombs her spine onto the outer edge of the truck bed, causing her to scream in pain and agony and land into the bed of the truck.
Ember climbs to the top of the truck before jumping off into the bed and landing a famouser like move onto Zombie, going for a pin attempt, but only getting a two count. Zombie gets up and grabs Ferrari by her head. She slams her head into the back window of the truck before getting out of the truck bed and heading towards more cars.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This match has been going on for a little over two hours now and neither of these women are letting up yet! We could be here all night folks!)”
Kayako Kai: “(That’s why this match was made with no time limit Yumichan! Koizumi knew this was going to go the distance and didn’t want to put any limits on these two ladies one bit! But right now these two are fighting in the totally not sponsored lot of Paul Miller Ford’s! Where you can get the best deals on the best American car made today!)”
The two continue to smash each other into and onto various Fords that you too can buy if you ever come to the area, the two have to be hurting real bad now as Ember is on only one good leg, with her other knee being damaged badly throughout the night. Zombie’s back is hurting her as well as her face and cheek, as she still has her left cheek practically sliced apart.
Ember starts to back away now and goes past a big semi truck parked in front of a building with giant glass windows allowing you to see inside, even from the street in front of it. Ember rests near the window, catching her breath before she tries to hobble further. She turns around and sees a charging Fukushima Zombie, she moves out of the way and Zombie splats against the hard glass window that doesn’t give. She manages to pick herself back up and sees Ember Ferrari hobbling to the side of the building. She looks back at Fukushima, who’s getting up to her knees by now and decides to climb up to the roof.
Now to clarify she didn’t start parkouring her way up the building or used plungers like spider man, the roof has an incline that makes lt almost like a pyramid, that reach down all the way to the ground and is, in theory climbable. Ember treks the steep incline to the top of the building, not too soon Zombie is soon on her tail following behind.
They both eventually climb to the top of the building and get a few hits on each other, while trying to keep balance and not roll down a 40+ foot incline. They eventually make their way to the edge and a much flatter area. Ember tries to hit a rear view drive, but gets dodged, Fukushima hits her with a superkick, causing her to fall off the roof damn near 40 feet and land onto the semi truck trailer down below some how. Zombie herself even looks shocked at what just happened. But she doesn’t let that stop her from her goal for long. Well that didn’t but the predicament of getting down did. She looked the either side of her before deciding that was no good sliding down that far.
She looked down onto where Ember is lying below. Fukushima steps up to the edge and closes her eyes, taking a few deep breaths before she jumps off the roof itself.
Kayako Kai: “(Oh my god! She… she didn’t!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(She did Kaichan! And this isn’t just a Jisatsu Sakuru! This is an Ultra Jisatsu Sakuru!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Only this isn’t a 630 this right here is an 1890 senton off the roof!)”
Fukushima Zombie crashes onto Ember, damn near killing both of them. She makes the pinfal if by chance of staying ontop of Ferari alone.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Both Ember and Fukushima start coughing up blood and breath heavily. We see the referee and paramedics try to get on top of the trailer to get them. Fukushima gets handed her Goddess of Sakura Title and raises it high in the air as she stumbles to her feet, She screams out to the city as she continues to stand tall on the trailer. Soon we fade to black and cut to our commentary team back inside the Memorial Coliseum.
Karin Wholfe: “(Your winner of this match and STILL Goddess of Sakura, Fukushima Zombie!)”
Kayako Kai: “(What a match! What a show! We at SSS hope you enjoyed tonight as much as we did and we hope to see you next month everyone!)”
Yumiko Kai: “(This really was one amazing match and one amazing show! Tune in next month to see what comes of Bodhi and Boom-Boom making their comeback! See what comes of the brutality STRiFE let out on Zolothach and check out just who challenges Lisa Frankenstein next for her Idol of Sakura Title!)”
Kayako Kai: “(I’m Kayako Kai, for Yumiko Kanagawa and Karin Wholfe…)”
After a thrilling main event the lights in the Memorial Coliseum suddenly shut off, prompting a buzz amongst the crowd as they wonder what could be happening.
Just as suddenly, the lightning returns and the Coliseum explodes with a mix of cheers and boo's.
James Dragon: Calm down!
Crowd: TAKE IT EASY!!!
The trio of Scott Fargo, James Dragon and Anomoly stand in the middle of an SSS ring in their ring gear. Anomoly nonchalantly scanning the crowd, Fargo with his arms folded and his ever present expression of cold focus and James Dragon, microphone in hand and wearing his standard ZDS shirt and ball cap.
Dragon:
ANOMOLY!
FARGO!
SOSHITE,
DRAGON!
As Dragon announces their arrival Fargo quickly takes down the ring announcer and locks in his patented heel hook, Anomoly with his unmatched speed glides out of the ring and over to the announce table which he begins to dismantle, sending the announcers and surrounding audience members running for cover.
Dragon: Orega...
Zai-BATSUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dragon/Crowd: DEATH. SQUAD!
SAYONARA!
With that Dragon throws the microphone into the crowd and decks an oncoming ref attempting to stabilise the chaos, running the ropes and taking the ref out with a sliding kick. Dragon lays spread out over the SSS logo as Fargo continues to quickly takedown and submit anyone attempting to enter the ring and Anomoly creates a whirlwind of chaos on the outside.
We fade to black.
Just as suddenly, the lightning returns and the Coliseum explodes with a mix of cheers and boo's.
James Dragon: Calm down!
Crowd: TAKE IT EASY!!!
The trio of Scott Fargo, James Dragon and Anomoly stand in the middle of an SSS ring in their ring gear. Anomoly nonchalantly scanning the crowd, Fargo with his arms folded and his ever present expression of cold focus and James Dragon, microphone in hand and wearing his standard ZDS shirt and ball cap.
Dragon:
ANOMOLY!
FARGO!
SOSHITE,
DRAGON!
As Dragon announces their arrival Fargo quickly takes down the ring announcer and locks in his patented heel hook, Anomoly with his unmatched speed glides out of the ring and over to the announce table which he begins to dismantle, sending the announcers and surrounding audience members running for cover.
Dragon: Orega...
Zai-BATSUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dragon/Crowd: DEATH. SQUAD!
SAYONARA!
With that Dragon throws the microphone into the crowd and decks an oncoming ref attempting to stabilise the chaos, running the ropes and taking the ref out with a sliding kick. Dragon lays spread out over the SSS logo as Fargo continues to quickly takedown and submit anyone attempting to enter the ring and Anomoly creates a whirlwind of chaos on the outside.
We fade to black.
