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Post by Bobby Barratt on Mar 31, 2019 4:19:50 GMT -5
We open on the smiling face of the current X*Crown Champion- and unofficial XHF Network Commissioner, Bobby Barratt. The camera pans out as his winning smile doesn't even shift. His gaze unchanging.
Bobby: So as you guys probably have noticed, I've been bothering Mongo about getting paid for doing all this hard work as the Commissioner of the XHF Network. It is not going exactly how I imagined. In fact it's bullshit! So I think if I'm not gonna get paid, I might as well throw my weight around to stick it to Mongo.
He thinks a moment.
Bobby: Also, maybe actually doing my job will get that green moving. So I'm booking a match for the Rumble! The Nihilists will be defending against not one, not two, but THREE other teams in a four corners tag match. Yeah, you think I've got it hard at the Rumble, well they're gonna have to work for their defense too.....What to do, what to do...
Bobby smiles to himself.
Bobby: I am not a complete jerk though. What we're gonna do is this, I'm going to hang a sign-up sheet outside my door. Any team can sign up, and then the Nihilists will be able to choose from among those team who they'll face at the Rumble. So all you guys need to do is fly out to Minneapolis, sign a piece of paper and maybe, JUST MAYBE you'll get a chance at the XHF Tag-Team Championships at the Rumble!
He winks.
Bobby: Happy flights! Oh and bring beer!
OOC: SIGN UP YOUR TEAM HERE.
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The King
.::XHF Superstar::.
| 1x FWA Professional Wrestling Champion | | 3x DW World Champion | |1x XHF European Champion|
Posts: 987
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Post by The King on Mar 31, 2019 5:20:11 GMT -5
We are watching a hand-held recorded video (as if a selfie) from WAH Machine. They both stand in frame and WAH over and over again. Wario smiles sadistically, everything about him is greasy, even his teeth. Waluigi on the other hand is very spotty, even his teeth are spotty. They both continue to WAH.
Wario: We are here in BirmingWAHm just after CW's recent PPV, X-WAHstling - and as former TWO TIME CW Tag Team WAHmpions we are officially putting WAHr names in the hat! So Nihilists... Accept WAHr challenge - OR DIE!
Waluigi: WAHlcome to the WAHso Penitentiary!
Waluigi crotch chops and Wario shoves the camera into his mouth, ending the recording.
(No clue if I did this right lol)
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 31, 2019 6:11:21 GMT -5
OOC: You didn’t....sort of? You were supposed to sign the note on Bobby’s office door
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Post by Mav. on Mar 31, 2019 6:47:57 GMT -5
We open the scene to Maverick and Drago walking into the XHF headquarters in Minneapolis. As Icons, getting flights across the country is well within their resources.
MAVERICK I'll give my apologies to Bobby later - but a multiple time singles champion and the person taking AWF over like a wildfire feel no need to establish who we are. You already know. The Iconic experiment's already underway - we gave you a chance to save face, and to duck and run, but seeing another title defence against a team whose members no one remembers? That ain't it.
DRAGO Ultimately, you can step into the ring with us now when there's other fodder for us to cut down, or we'll hunt your punk asses down ourselves. This ain't Bobby Barratt, Justin Timberlake Suit and Tie. This is finding you in the parking lot and busting heads. This is kicking teeth in at the Kraft services table. Anyone being snarky about us demanding a shot? Go join a Philosophy group - this is going to be about some fight shit, not Debate Club.
After roaming around the building for a brief second, Maverick and Drago share a black sharpie to leave their signatures. One piece of paper later, they're done.
MAVERICK Make your move. Under the Nihilists, the tag division is irrelevant. If you actually want to have a match someone remembers, you know who it is. Everyone else who joins, congratulations on your pages getting flooded with views, your matches and promos getting attention, all because we're your potential cosign. And Nihilists... Good luck, because you damn well need it.
DRAGO Icons Out.
End Transmission
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Apr 8, 2019 20:13:37 GMT -5
Loading… Loading… Loading…
-Begin Transmission-*Evil and Heavy Metal Borg walk into frame, right up to the sign up sheet.*
: Ah, another chance for us to become two time XHF Tag Team Champions eh? Don’t mind if I do! And with our complimentary avian rule, they won’t know what to expect, or who! MWUA HA HA! MWUA HA HA HA HA… we just need to sign the dotted line… : “LAY IT ON THE LIIINE!” : Wait…where’s Mecha Gold-Bear IV? *Mecha Gold-bear IV flies in and shoots a lazer bean from his eyes at the sign up sheet. Evil and Heavy cover their eyes from the brightness! Mecha’s eye lazers turn off and the paper is singed with the Borg name on the last line!*
: We will hug them alllllll! : Mwua ha ha ha! -End Transmission-
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The Nihilists
.::XHF Competitor::.
Fireside World Champion, former XHF Global Tag Team Champions
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Post by The Nihilists on Apr 17, 2019 21:55:38 GMT -5
~We zoom in on the commissioner's office. There on the floor is a letter. A janitor opens it up. It's from Spain. And it reads ...
"We are abroad and about to return. We accept all comers. Embrace Eternity."
The janitor slides it under the door of Bobby's office. The Nihilists are riding high and ready to claim global victory.~
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