Battleground #16 :Mass Effect! (Show)

[SWAT Team]

Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition and the XHF presents ....

[Wise Guy hits and SWAT Owner Joe Pesci saunters down to the ring, he taunts the fans as he enters the ring then pulls out a mic.]

Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.

Welcome to Battleground!

Welcome, to SWAT!!!

Tonight! We have Radu Matei defending the World Championship against that no good Cold Hearted Bastard, Frostbite. I don’t know how he got the win last week against the KGB, miracles can happen i guess and the sun can shine on a dogs arse if the time is right they say. Everyone knows, i am a man of my word (crowd jeer that) and so yes, he gets his title shot against the Dixie Beast!

Also tonight ... we have my boys Chianti battling it out with Bar Code! That is going to be off the charts, we have the Amazons Title on the line with Joanne Cannelli certain to capture the belt from Avery.

We have Blaze Freya and Suzi Spitz locking horns, these two have some serious bad blood, and this could get nasty. Just the way i like it.

Last show, we had a match between Mike Maddox and Calum Morgan to decide who would get a World Title Shot at our upcoming Tribute show, which is NEXT WEEK! Yeah, that’s finally HERE! Well, that match didn’t turn out as planned, and was a draw, so, i have decided, in my ultimate wisdom, that BOTH Morgan AND Maddox will compete for the belt at the Tribute show, in a three way match with the winner of tonight’s Radu Vs Frosty match.

So, strap yourselves in for a couple of hot weeks, because here at The Promise Land ... we bring you ALL the BEST Action!

[Wiseguy hits again, and Pesci exits the ring and heads to the back.]

Jeremy Tucker : What a huge show this is we have for tonight! Morgan AND Maddox teaming up after last weeks battle and then , next week at the Tribute, they battle AGAIN for the World Title! Mad!

Andrew Fulton : Chianti all the way in that one Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery versus Joanne i am looking forward too, Avery in the career best form, and rightly so holding the Amazons belt, even if she has had some help in getting there, but she will be right up against it with Joanne, i don’t think her cohorts in the KGB will be letting anyone help Avery against Don Cannelli.

Andrew Fulton : Not on your life Jerry. I wanna see Tabitha! I wanna see Blaze and Suzi tear each other apart! I wanna see Suit beat the living hell out of Henry Brown! I wanna ...

Jeremy Tucker : You will see all that and much much more! Right after these messages from our sponsors and wrestlers.

[Lucky Linda]

”Welcome to Battleground. We are joined backstage here by Lucky Linda La Fey.” Says Glamorous Glenda. Standing in front of a SWAT Banner with Lucky Linda. Linda is wearing a ‘Lady Luck’ t-shirt and is smiling to Glenda and the camera. “Linda, you are about to face off with Sabrina Sinstone. Any thoughts on this upcoming match?”

“Thanks Glenda.” Replies Linda fondly. “It’s great to be here in Atlanta, what a city. I tell you, i have been all over the world and this is one of my favourite places to come to.”

“Linda. You are a former Amazons Champion, one of the best wrestlers in the world, but .... if i may be so bold, you seem to be on ... well ... a bit of a losing streak”

“You know something Glenda.” Linda responds. “You are right. 100% Correct. Ever since that cow Avery McCullen turned against me, i ... i ... i seem to have lost something ... my mojo if you will”

“Your luck?” asks Glenda.

“No, that is a part of me. It’s not that. I don’t know how to explain it. I don’t want to make excuses. First Avery cheated me to get her title shot, then, i went to war with Radu, and what a match that was, then, again Avery cheats her way to victory over me. I am not complaining, is that a losing streak? Possibly.” States Linda. “That’s how it goes, isn’t it. You win some, you lose some. I have no regrets. You see, my wins, and my loses, they come from one thing ... my hard work.”

“Some call it luck.” Linda smiles to the camera. “I have said it before and i will say it again. The harder i work, the luckier i get.”

“Avery seems to be getting all the luck right now.” Asks / States Glenda.

“The difference between her and i, is her luck doesn’t come from hard work, it comes from spreading them scrawny legs of hers.” Linda gives a screw you smile to the camera. “She has her husband Mark Maddox doing her dirty work, her boy toy Calum Morgan, it’s a sordid disgusting tale”

“What do you mean?” Asks Glenda

“Look, i am not out here to cast aspirations about their love triangle, i don’t know if Mark is jealous of Calum, if Avery is jelly of Mark and Calum, if they all just get it on together and Mark and Avery both slam it to Calum at once, i really don’t care either, each to their own, but when it comes drifting into MY matches, that’s where i draw the line.”

Linda scowls into the camera. “Avery! You sit on screen and chastise Mark for helping you in your matches, but your actions tell a different story. Who can believe a word you say. Certainly not I. What are you going to do though, when it all comes crashing down around you. Just take a look, Mark and Calum are about to implode on each other, what will be left for you then?” Asks Linda. “Maybe they will wise up and run off together and the pair of them kick your lying ass to the curb.” Linda winks to the camera. “Maybe they wont. Like i said, i really don’t care. All i know is, Avery and I are not finished, we will never be finished. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. There is only room in this place for one of us, and believe you me, i will be the one left standing when all is said and done.”

“What about your match with Sabrina tonight?” Asks Glenda.

“Nothing personal for her, but I am going to wipe the floor with her, and then, watch out, i am coming back for that Amazons belt!” Linda grins to the camera as we fade.

[radu]

[The lights go off in the arena...]

[Darkness.]

[The blackened screen of the tron suddenly shows an image of a novel.  Mario Puzo's The Godfather.  A best seller that popularized Italian organized crime a decade before its film adaptation cemented its status.  How it wasn't burned by the Italian-American Civil Rights League is anyone's guess - but they would have been justified.  Still, fiction finds a way.  While a Bluray of the Jersey Shore Season 3 might have been more apt, our protagonist believes in presenting his villains in the best possible light.  He is also an optimist, who would like to think that the average SWAT viewer isn't illiterate.  He would be mistaken, but let him live in a glass half full world.  ...As long as that glass isn't half full of Chianti.]

[Getting to an end of a passage that isn't overly flattering to Michael, a rough hand reaches up and flips the page, to reveal...]

[Worms.]

[Tiny book worms, inching along the ancient paper.  Harmless, but in the extreme close-up that the tron provides, not overly pretty.]

[...but who can read in this light?]

[The house lights come on, as the camera cuts to the ring, revealing the world heavyweight champion seated in the corner of the ring.  Leaning back in a steel chair, with his feet up on the top rope, Radu Matei seems relaxed.  As relaxed as anyone who recently had a buliding dropped on them, while having his blood pressure shoot through the roof with the conspiracy of the "194," constantly in the back of his mind.  Right now he's trying to forget about his troubles with a book.  This immediately sets him up as the heel of the night, because even though he's been becoming a tweener, he has to work HARD to make Frostbite look like the babyface.  The easiest way to get the crowd against you?  Rub their face in the fact that you can read............. an unspoken reminder that you are better than their illiterate asses.  The boos follow.]

Radu Matei: Feels like sometimes Joe is so quick to set-up a show, that he forgets the points he's trying to get across...

[Matei closes the pages before the army of book worms can escape.]

Radu Matei <looking up>: Kind of waxed over me beating back the challenge of his nephew... or showering him in worms to the amusement of the entire XHF...

[Not just XHF, the SWAT fans liked it too POP!]


Radu Matei: ...So busy playing up that your a man of your word with Frostbite, <furrows brow> who gets a shot after a pin in a six man tag contest... <sigh> that you don't just say what we're all thinking.  The ONLY CHANCE that Soutter has against Frostbite at the Memorial show, is if I soften up old Frosty enough tonight that the Aussie bastard only has to wrestle a puddle.

["OH SNAP!"  The audience were all thinking it, but are surprised anyone said it.]

Radu Mateu: Or worse... since NONE of your goons seem to be able to take the strap off me, maybe Frostbite can capitalize on me having a building dropped on me last week - and wrestle the strap away long enough to transition it over to your boyfriend. <nervous tick> Two title changes in as many weeks just to make your friend look good?  Sounds selfish enough to be you, Joe.  Only thing is... this is solid gold, not ruby red slippers, <eyes narrow> and you're going to have to pin me with more than a fucking house to get my belt off me!  I have bled too much to bring credibility back to this title for you to piss that hard work away with poorly mapped schemes that might look good on paper.........


[The worms start to escape the pages, crawling out into the binding.]


Radu Matei: ...but don't recognize the organic nature of our sport.  Adapt to survive, Joe.  You like posturing like you've got it all figured out, <sardonic smirk> but you're no godfather.



If I'm taking on Frostbite, let everyone know that you hope we kill each other.  That your interests aren't so much in the belt or well being of your company, but in petty revenge.  Tonight's main event?  "The two main thorns in my side this season beat one another to death, and who gives a shit about the title."  If you want that title to be defended at the pay per view in a three-way-dance against tag partners... then SAY... whoever wins tonight is going to have to go at it against a team, that might hate each others guts, but will work together to make sure we start next season with a new champion. <flinch> It doesn't sell PPV buy rates, but at least you're being transparent about your own - so sketchy that Henry Brown could have devised it with crayons - machiavellian plot.


Why else just randomly plug Morgan and Maddox into the title fight?


I can see Maddox... he has made a point of name dropping me as the guy who he would beat for the strap all season, and has enough wins that he should be recognized as the top contender.  As one of the most consistent voices of the season, he's more than earned it.  He doesn't need a gimmicked three way to get him to the big stage.  He's already there.  As he's happy to tell everyone each week, he will beat me for the strap.  ........One on one? <licks lips> I'd like to put his theory to test.

...But Morgan?  Oh his stake in this was blackmailing the tag belts that NO ONE cares about, because they should have just been given to the Anzac winners anyway.

[Slow clap.]

Radu Matei: Outside of his early Anzac withdrawal, <furrows brow> the main thing getting him to the title picture is NOT being able to beat his opponent last week.  <chuckle> Well since every man and woman has come up short in challenges, might as well make it TWO MEN. <squint> TWO MEN.  MATEI AGAINST A TAG TEAM.  ...But that begs the next question.  If I think about this season... if I think about the Anzac, and everything that has happened since then... the REAL story of the world title picture............. is the bad blood I share, and spill with Chanti.

<deadpan> Me defending at the Memorial against Timeless and Morelli?

[Oh shit.]

Radu Matei <unhinged grin> Now I'm REALLLLLLLLLLY shaking in my boots.  What a perfect revenge.  What a way to put me in my place.  Good thinking Joe.

<smile fades> The POINT that I am trying to make is... if you are going to have Chanti put Maddox and Morgan in their place for trying to blackmail you, make it a number one contenders match.  Think outside the damned box!  Make the team that wins, MY challengers at the PPV.  Hell, have Morgan and Maddox win A SINGLE HIGH PROFILE MATCH to get them to title fight.

That's just my two cents...

But what do I know?



[Holding up the Godfather...]


Radu Matei: YOU HAVE THE BOOK...


[Matei tosses the Godfather into the audience.  One lucky fan will have a nice souvenir, twenty more will feel their skin crawling like they're covering in microscopic worms.  Balances.]


Radu Matei <patting the world title>: I JUST HAVE THE BELT.


[POP!]



[The audience regret popping for Matei, but he has a way of creating sound bites with these in-rings.]


Radu Matei: Chanti.  Man the fuck up. 

Morgan. 

Maddox. 

PROVE ME WRONG. 


Pesci?  Fuck off.


[The world champ rises from his seat, slowly.  Its suppose to look dramatic, but you're pretty sure he can barely move after the last four epic defences.  Does he have another one left in him?]

Radu Matei: ...Night of Champions.  I know we have a big Pay Per View coming up, <looking out into the crowd> which are getting damned expensive.  You work hard for your money, and its not easy choosing to shill out another 50 bucks... so buying two PPVs in a month is not easy... but if buy rates are any indication, MANY of you tuned in to support... well... not me... but SWAT's efforts in the XHF.  I appreciate that.  I tried to put on a good show, rise to the occasion.  Do my bit.  Those that viewed it, I hope you enjoyed me kicking the ever loving shit out of Joey Morelli.  Not taking anything away from Morelli - he does that to himself - the Godson put up a strong effort.  If he hadn't FIRED ME UP by ruining my Night of Gold interview with the former champion, worked me into a neck dropping rage, I'm not sure he wouldn't be standing here with the gold.

<tick> It was close... it was too close...

I still have unfinished business with Joey Morelli... same way I'm sure Timeless is still itching to take me to task over that Roxy bump.

["You Bumped Roxy" chant starts up in the crowd.  Trash.]

Radu Matei: ...So regardless of Morgan and Maddox, me and Chanti still have some bad blood letting to go.  ...But I bring up the XHF for a reason... Yeah, me and to a much lesser extent Morelli stole the show.  We needed to.  We needed a strong win for SWAT... why?  My opponent tonight.


Never send a man at the freezing point to a PPV with a temperature based title.


XHF Overheated.  Everyone in SWAT KNEW that Frostbite could win the X Crown.  He was our chosen son.

Our first real appearance in the XHF.  It was important to leave a strong impression, and Frostbite can be counted on just that!  Make SWAT proud... give XHF a champion you can count on.  Since I already have a strap, Frostbite was the ONLY man for the job.

You'd have to be a complete asshole not to realize that. 

...Sadly, we're owned by Joe.  So Frostbite is stuck in the middle of a serious blood feud, taking on tough competition, like every episode of Battleground is dedicated to making his life harder.  I get it.  I sympathize.  ...The downside to working your chosen representative into the ground, is that the day of the big fight... the one we all need him to shine in... make us look good... maybe even win... he's not going to be 100 percent.

That's not on Frosty.  That's on Joe.

Spoilers.  So one of the best wrestlers in the world, Frosbite, working at half his usual speed didn't get the job done against a competitor from one of our sister feds.  That happens.  In wrestling there is only one winner purse per match.  I am not faulting him for the defeat.  Just because he didn't win that night, doesn't mean he can't defeat anything the XHF throws at him, and it certainly doesn't mean he can't be world champion at the end of this evening...

[MONSTER POP!]

Radu Matei: ...he won't be the champion because of me.

[Finally, jeers!]

Radu Matei <raising a bruised hand which bobs with each thought to illustrate points>: So could have happened to anyone, lets move forwards.  These things happen.  Lets all be rational adults about it.  ..........Only the punk that upset him with a lucky win is talking a lot of smack about our organization.  The only thing the rest of the XHF is hearing about SWAT is how much we suck.  Cheap heat.  No different from that Tyson sparring partner that likes telling everyone he begs for change, that one time he could have been world champion.  Piece of shit, if you catch my drift.  Soon all will forget this douche's little victory... <tick> but that doesn't change the fact that their have to be consequences.

By all rights, Joe should be the one paying for that loss.... but you know...

<shaking head> Joe has SO MUCH MORE to pay for.

SO Frosty... tonight... I have to hold you accountable. I take no pleasure in it, <shrug> its just how it is.  <smile> Don't worry... consider it a refreezing phase.  Chip you down to size, so that you melt faster, can be collected up, tossed back in the old ice box, which incidentally is what I call Candice Morelli's nether regions, so that you can be refashioned into the Frostbite of old.  Hurrah for OLD Frostbite.  By the time I'm done beating you, everyone is going to respect the hell out of the amount of punishment you can take.  They'll even believe you can be the NEXT WORLD CHAMPION... and you might well be... just not tonight.  When I'm through with you, beating you black and blue.... well... your going to look like an amazing underdog against Soutter.  Like if you somehow win on the PPV after the beating tonight, then you might be the greatest of all time?

<deadpan> I have faith you.

<sarcastic smile> ...You just have some lumps coming.

So I hope everyone enjoys the most stacked card of the season. 

Frostbite... it's going to be a long night.

[Matei lowers the microphone, as the arena plunges back into darkness.  This is probably so we don't see him exiting the ring, because you have a feeling after that Morelli beating he might not be moving too fast.]

[edwarddubin0604]

(Kim is in the locker room cleaning her Glock and admiring it's shining dark black metal surface before putting it back into her holster as the door opens and Glamourous Glenda enters.)

Kim: "Haven't seen you around the locker room in a long time."

Glamourous Glenda: "I've been doing various duties like ring announcing among other things."

Kim: "Pesci's idea obviously."

Glamourous Glenda: "Totally."

Kim: "So what brings you here."

Glamourous Glenda: "Tonight you have a match with GM Lynn Brewster and everyone's wondering if you were put up to it."

Kim: "You now what they say 'You got the money. We got the time.' I had plenty of time on my hands and nobody had to pay me to get a match with Lynn Brewster."

Glamourous Glenda: "Well some say that when Lynn Brewster confronted Joe Pesci a few shows ago. He said that he would name the opponent for Lynn Brewster and he smiled like he had something up his sleeve to screw her."

Kim: "Maybe he did and maybe he didn't Glamourous Glenda. Our clients swear us to secrecy and we always keep ur word of word of honor. Whether it was Pesci or someone else doesn't matter to me. All that matters is that I plan on getting the job done no matter how long it takes and how much blood is spilled or how much pain is dealt out. This is going to be all out warfare."

Glamourous Glenda: "Where's your sister Kim."

Kim: "She took the night off and that's okay by me. I don't need my sister to assist me in my matches just like she doesn't need me to assist her in her matches so I made sure she took the night off."

Glamourous Glenda: "Everyone thinks that you're Jade and Kim's at home."

(Kim sighs and takes off her dark shades and glares at Glamourous Glenda who looks nervous as she places her arm around her shoulder.)

Kim: "Look Glenda. Do I look like my sister Jade."

Glamourous Glenda: "Um no....But you're identical twins."

Kim: "So because we're twin sisters means that I'm not Kim."

Glamourous Glenda: "Well I....."

Kim: "Did Lynn put you up to this just to try and piss me off."

Glamourous Glenda: "No I'm just asking."

Kim: "Well you got your answer Glenda. I'm Kim and that's all you have to know and that's the last question on that topic."

Glamourous Glenda: "You know your mentor, Dragonatrix, was upset about you starting a fight with Lynn Brewster."

Kim: "Look she works for Lynn and doesn't help me out in anything. She doesn't influence me in anyway and I wanted this match."

Glamourous Glenda: "She did make it personal when she mocked your family."

Kim: "Yeah she did and if she can't keep her dysfunctional daughter, Marie Caedes, under control or disciplined and respect others. Then she should look at herself since Marie is selling herself to Pesci again for title shots. So what does that say about her skills as a mother."

Glamourous Glenda: "Isn't that making it personal now."

Kim: "She said it first last show and I'm just returning the favor."

(Kim puts on her long black trench coat.)

Kim: "Now if you'll excuse me I have some business to attend to."

(Kim leaves the locker room.)

Glampurous Glenda: "I don't know what's going to happen in this match but it's not going to be pretty. Back to you guys."

(The scene fades to black.)

[Deleted]

( Scene appears in a wooded area, full of trees. about 50 feet north of the wooded area holds an abandoned building where gym equipment and barbed wired bats, lead pipes are inside. And outside the building is where a big fire pit to where we make some of the products and just sit there and burn tree stumps and relax in the area to where no one can get to us. Hells Bouncer being in black Hells Bouncer T shirt and Red pants and with him is Jasmine and Jewel in all black attire. Its around 2am and dark as our fire pit is running and I am chopping a tree to make more fire for the pit as Jasmine and Jewel and I talk over this company and whats up. )

HB- Well ladies what do we do I finally got out of the slump and won my match against a No relavent talent of SWAT. And now coming up next event I finally get my hands on that grubby piece of crap known as Paul Soutter, in my version of his name Bitchboy Soutter. When I lost my championship to Radu, Paul Soutter was carted away in a stretcher. I think he faked the injury so he would not get his ass beat by me.

Jasmine- Well before you and Jewel brought me to SWAT, I watched how you were treated coming into the company by Paul, then you guys were great friends so I thought to only when you lost the first round of the Anzac his crew beat you down. Soutter is about himself no one else and now HB its your chance for retribution and beat his ass.

Jewel- HB look at it this way. Soutter used you because he felt to lose the Anzac on purpose knowing you carried the team to begin with. Yes me and Jasmine lost our match but we have got closer and will one day return to tag teaming again. But you have to focus on defeating Soutter because this spans your 3 year career here and any screw up can cost you and you know without a shadow of a doubt that your better than Paul. Now go to the event and pull it off and don't get pinned or submit, whatever he does to you do not get pinned or submit.

Jasmine- Yes Jewel is right don't get pinned or submit. Paul wants to end your career, so whatever punishment you take do take it but light his ass up when you get a breath because your the reason Paul Soutter is on the map, You can beat him put him out with your finisher or Triangle Choke and keep it in till he bleeds from inside out. Make him Bleed.

Jewel- Yes HB make him bleed badly. Don't take no prisoners and if KGB thinks for one second they getting involved myself and Jasmine will have a loaded baseball bat with nothing but lead inside. We will end at this event the KGB.

HB- I see both points and agree with you both. KGB must and will be done because the MASS EFFECT is clear. Hells Bouncer and crew end KGB for good. And when I finally end KGB, Frostbite or Radu I am coming to go through you 2 bastards to get my World Heavyweight Championship back to me.

( so as HB and Jewel and Jasmine clear a path to chop down a few trees to get strength training in for HB's match, they cut and cut and cut till the trees fall and use them as weights to do intense tree/weight training, They all focus on destroying the KGB.

Couple hours later once the tree chopping was done for the next visit to the wooded area. They all get in their 2018 Ford Focus and head home to their hotel in preparation for the Mass Effect. And as they pull up they have visitor there to see HB. )

Standing in doorway was Hells Bouncer's brother Powerhouse. Powerhouse in blue suit, tie and all. And in all smiles knowing whats next show of HB finally putting an end to KGB and Paul Soutter.

Powerhouse- Well, Well, HB, you pulled a win off tonight and now its televised all over that you got Paul Soutter coming up at Mass Effect and you damn near knowing I will be in attendance to make sure you and the girls end the KGB once and for all. So they quit running rough shot on the company.

HB- Your damn right, I finally can get my hands on Soutter and he can't run or hide this time and I am ready to put the beatdown of the century on Soutter and finally get the monkey off my back.

Powerhouse- Well make sure you and the ladies do everything possible to win this war.

HB- O trust us we will, we already got some plans in the works and some great ideas and we will run by you once we are inside and no cameras or nothing are allowed in there because its time to end the KGB.

Powerhouse- Hey I seen the arena and have some ideas as well, lets go inside and discuss business because I want to see KGB fall and die at your feet HB to the point they kiss your feet.

HB- Come on ladies bring in the weapons we will have with us and lets talk on bringing Paul Soutter down.

( In final the ladies of Jewel, Jasmine, and the guys HB and Powerhouse all go in to show what they have and their plans and since cameras not going inside we fade to black. )

[SWAT Team]

Flashback to Boston, Battleground has ended and we see Frostbite walking out the door, he is dragging his bag on the trolley wheels behind him, and moving to the cab rank, he has a big smile on his face after his victory, and around the corner, we seeJoe Pesci, Paul Soutter and Bruno.

Soutter : Let’s go! Now is the time!

Pesci : Yes! Finally we take the snow flake down, once and for all!

Frostbite walks up to a cab, and throws his bag in the trunk, then casually gets in, and we see all three Bandits looking around a corner like a cartoon. They watch the cab peel off and they charge for the cab stand, burling into the next one in line. Pesci is squashed up like a sardine in the back between Soutter and Bruno, he looks very comical.

Soutter : Follow that cab!

Rajiv Khan : You got it boss.

Pesci : What the fuck? We got YOU driving us! Just great!

Rajiv Khan : Hello Mr Pesci. (thick Indian accent) What a privilege and honour it is to drive the KGB tonight.

Pesci : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep on his ass, lose him, and your life won’t be worth living.

Rajiv Khan : It is all under control sir, fear not, i am a professional.

Pesci : God fucken help us. Keep on him! You’re losing him!

The shot shows Frostbites unsuspecting cab, taking a right, and Khan trying to keep up, there is tension in the air.

Soutter : This turkey won’t make it to Atlanta! Thinks i am afraid of him, he is freaken delusional and over my dea ....

Suit is cut off as the cab rocks and jolts, Rajiv has just gone over a gutter, and is now somehow driving down a lane way.

Soutter : What the fuck are you doing Khan?

Rajiv Khan [/i]: Relax boss, it’s a short cut, i know these alleys like the back of my hand.

Pesci : Great. Just freaken great. This Punjab is messing it all up!

Soutter : You god damn moron! It’s a dead end!

The shot shows it is indeed a dead end, and the cab comes to a halt. Khan tries to do a hand brake turn and is clipped hard over the head by Pesci, he turns to look at him and slams into the brick wall, steam begins shooting from the dented bonnet.

Pesci : I knew it! Fucken knew IT! KHAN!!!!!!

The Bandits get out of the cab, fuming, Bruno boots the fender and it falls off. Pesci is pacing back and forth, Soutter just stares thru the alley, glaring at the missed opportunity and what should have been,

Soutter : Come on. Let’s go.

Pesci : Khan! You fucken disgrace! Next week, its you going up against JONNIE VALENTINE!

Scene fades off with the KGB footing it up the alley.

[SWAT Team]

Frank Salazar: This match is scheduled for one fall. First from London, England weighing in at 130 pounds this is Sabrina Sinstone!!!

Sabrina comes out to a mixed reaction and makes her way down to the ring, climbing in and stretching a bit while waiting on her opponent.

Frank Salazar: And her opponent from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 131 pounds this is Lucky Linda La Fey!!

Linda appears to an arena that cheers when they see her. She runs down to the ring, high fiving fans along the way. She climbs in the ring, and tests the ropes while watching Sabrina and the referee calls for the bell.

Both competitors head towards the center of the ring for a test of strength. Linda takes the advantage with a kick to the stomach that doubles over Sabrina, and Linda sends her into the ropes and catches her with a belly to belly suplex that plants Sabrina firmly on the mat. Linda pulls Sabrina up into a fireman’s carry that she follows into a reverse chin lock. Linda pulls back on the chin with extra pressure as we hear Sabrina scream in pain.

Jeremy Tucker: Linda has managed to scout this young lady and is keeping Sabrina from getting any offense.

Andrew Fulton: You expect less of Linda?

Jeremy Tucker: No, I meant that you’d think Sabrina would figure out how she could have found some kind of offense in this match.

Sinstone struggles to get to her knees as Linda waits patiently in the corner for Sinstone to get to a vertical base, and then moves in but Sinstone manages to throw a punch and then a few elbows to the stomach. She takes advantage of a doubled over Linda hits a double underhook suplex. She then pulls her back a couple of steps and attempts to apply a crossface but Linda is still way too fresh for that.

Jeremy Tucker: Sabrina is trying to give Linda a dose of her own medicine. I’m starting to like her mentality.

Andrew Fulton: Just watch, Linda will come out great and show us why she should be champ.

Jeremy Tucker: Could you be any less biased?

Andrew Fulton: ………

Jeremy Tucker: Thought so.

Linda is getting up to her feet and Sinstone seems to be waiting but just as Sinstone approaches Linda ...Linda was playing possum! Linda is right up to her feet and lands several punches to Sinstone and then she throws Sinstone into the ropes and catches her and grabs Sinstone to hit a backbreaker that makes Sinstone scream in pain. Linda goes for a pin….

1…….

2….

Kickout!

Linda gets to her feet and looks at Sinstone, who seems to be out of it, and goes to the corner and goes to the top rope. Linda looks down and hits a perfect swan plancha onto Sinstone and bounces up. Sinstone is rolling over holding her stomach and Linda decides to cover and go for a pin….

1…….

2…

Kickout!!

Jeremy Tucker: Linda isn't backing off here. Sinstone had about ten seconds of offense.

Andrew Fulton: She’s lucky she got that.

Linda decides to wait for Sinstone to get up and she impatiently backs up into the corner waiting. Sinstone sees Linda and runs towards Linda, but Linda ducks and tosses her over her shoulder to the outside. Linda looks at Sinstone on the outside with a smirk and runs towards the opposite ropes. On the way back Linda jumps and hits a running no hands swan plancha again, this time to the outside of the ring as the crowd starts cheering loudly.

Jeremy Tucker: Sinstone was trying to be too aggressive there and it cost her.

Andrew Fulton: I knew Linda would pull off something spectacular, again it's why she should be champion. She took advantage of a rookie mistake by Sabrina and made her pay.

Jeremy Tucker: Okay, we get it, that still doesn't mean we’re gonna sell Sabrina short here.

Andrew Fulton: Like Sinstone is a big name to begin with.

Linda slowly gets up and starts picking up Sinstone by the hair. She drags her towards the ring post with evil intentions in mind. Linda attempts to smash Sinstone’s head on the ring post but somehow Sinstone stops it with her own hand. She then with the other hand grabs Linda head and smashes it on the post. Sinstone then throws Linda into the ring and ascends the turnbuckle. She looks down, taunting Linda, before flying off attempting an elbow drop…..only for Linda to move out of the way at the last second!

Linda then drags Sinstone a bit closer to the ropes and springboards onto the top rope. She leaps off and hits a twisting corkscrew leg drop. Linda goes for the cover…

1…….

2…….

Kickout!

Jeremy Tucker: What? How the hell did Sinstone kick out of that?

Andrew Fulton: I told you to not sell her short, but you would listen

Jeremy Tucker: Come on, that was brilliant! I guess she really does want a death wish.

Linda turns around and is met with a kick to the gut followed by another double underhook suplex. Sinstone then taunts at the crowd and motions for her finisher, with is met with tons of boos.

Andrew Fulton: See, told you Sinstone would turn this around.

Jeremy Tucker: Question is, does she seriously think she’s wore Linda down enough?

Sinstone goes to lift Linda up in powerbomb but Linda catches Sinstone with a solid punch to the face, sending Sinstone back a few steps. Linda follows up by sending Sinstone into the ropes and catches her with a crossbody block. Sinstone goes down and is suffering. Linda doesn’t care as she pulls Sinstone up and Linda again sends her into the ropes and this time hits a boot to the face! Sinstone is down and she’s going to the top rope. Linda looks to be sure of this and she balances on the top of the turn buckle……

And Linda hits a 450 top rope splash onto Sinstone!

Jeremy Tucker: Lucky Dip! She’s nailed it!

Linda hooks the leg and the referee counts…

1…….

2…….

3!!

Frank Salazar: Your winner…..Lucky Linda La Fey!!!!

[brickheart]

Multiple hooded figures walk through the crowd from all directions. Each hoping the barricade and then climbing into the ring.

Fulton: Who invited the weirdos and what are they doing in the ring?

As they flip their hoods they reveal the Cult of Massacre all in the ring, once again. Dave Brickheart holding a microphone as the others stand behind him in a line. Hands clasped in front of them as they gather, once again, as a group for the SWAT audience.

Brickheart: Today I grace the entire audience with the gift of blood. As I bring to all of you, the members of the SWAT audience, my sermon for today. For not all of you are as blessed as I am to be able to hear the words of wisdom of Murmur. The Earl of Hell himself... and the one who whispers into the winds to tell me of his grand plans.

Tucker: I have to fully admit, Brickheart has always been a bit strange. Seeming to have multiple personalities. But ever since he dawned the mask and became Malyce he has had an all new level of weird about him.

Fulton: I give him props to his dedication to the bit.

Tucker: I don't believe he's doing a bit...

Brickheart: Today I want to speak to all of you on one of the most difficult of subjects that anyone ever has to deal with. Not one of you have live your lives without it ever crossing your mind. Without it touching you at least once in your lifetime, in some way. Today we speak on the subject of... Death.

The crowd quiets down in response to him bringing up the subject.

Brickheart: Yes, I see it makes all of you uneasy. As it did I, before I became enlightened. Whether it be literal, figurative, or even symbolic... Death is certainly something that we all have a little fear for. It is the end, or so it seemed. For the fact that a death can be a blessing in disguise. That is, if you believe in the idea of being reborn for the better. A life will always await you after your death. Murmur speaks of the world that awaits you after you die. And it is a grand one.

The crowd beings to boo lightly. The implication of hell being the destination for all not being taken kindly.

Brickheart: Now why do I bring up such a subject? It is not merely to ease all of your worries, but to allow you to have a greater understanding of your current situation. For all of you, fans of SWAT, have dealt with death again, and again, and again... Because all of it has come with a rebirth. Now hasn't it? You have seen SWAT die... and it has been reborn greater than ever. Becoming one of the strongest and most beloved wrestling promotions you have seen. In no small part thanks to great names that have come here and made all of you the fans that you are. Tanner... Packer... and many more. You will always have the memories of such great things, while enjoying the new life that takes place before you.

Fulton: Those were... rather touching words considering who is talking.

Brickheart: And, right before your very eyes, exists a group of people who have all died and been reborn... Yes, reborn to carry the word of Murmur to all of you. And we will spread that word in whatever way we must. And to do that we must... cause a little death of our own... Yes we kill dreams... plans... and careers at times. But that is part of the master plan you see. And it is far from over... tonight... we will carry on with this. For we have a team ahead of us that has yet to feel the touch of Murmur, but will not escape it as of tonight. But it is not I who will be doing this. I have moved on from the tag team aspect of my position. That happened when the master of Malyce stepped away from a non-believer and rid us of a... Menace... But I will turn you over to my flock. Sodom... Gomora... This is your time to shine.

He would turn to the large bald Alaskan, and flashy and flamboyant memebers of his group and hand out the microphone. Benny grabbing it and prancing out to the center of the ring, hands waiving wildly.

Benny: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYS!!!!

The crowd was quiet once again, not certain how to react to the sudden shift in tone.

Benny: It's so fantastic to be here... in front of all of you boys... and girls... But mostly the boys. SWAT finally has been able to host me and my man muf...

The microphone is grabbed quickly by Kobi, seeming in a bit of a huff.

Kobi: Ben... I think that's enough of the mushy stuff.

Benny: Fine....

Kobi: What he was trying to say... is that we are finally here in SWAT. Stepping out to show you what we are made of. I know you all have seen Brickheart for years. And you likely all saw Silence in UCW. But the two of us, are fresh to all of you aren't we?

Benny: I don't think they've ever seen either of us... outside of tangentially of course.

Kobi: Which means... neither has our opponents. We've had months, biding and brooding. Watching you... and not just you. All of SWAT. Waiting for our time to step out of the shadows and into the spotlight. And now that we are being given the chance. What do you think is going to happen? We know you... you have no idea who we are.

Benny: Just because we don't have name value, or a history here, doesn't mean you should take us lightly. Or try to sweep us off our feet. The glitter and glam is just a small part of what I am, mister.

Kobi: You know it's a tag match, right?

Benny: MISTERS!!!

Kobi: Team Furtracks... The Alaskan Terror and the Fabulous Benny are the two mysterious members of Massacre you have yet to meet. And you will be more than just a little shocked by us. You... and the entirity of SWAT, are going to remember us.

Stepping up and taking the microphone again, Brickheart steps ahead of his two associates.

Brickheart: Very well spoken my children. I trust you both to put on a show that no one will forget. And to lead the new charge we have started... Pray with me...

Lust...

Breath...

Power...

Death...

Defeat...

Destroy...

Murder...

...MASSACRE!!!

The arena goes to black...

[frostbite]

A dim light room somewhere in the arena, the lights appear to come on go as they please. Right this minute a blue fluorescent light is shown, but as the light is on for just a slight second the light goes right back out.

POW!!!!!!!!

A noise is heard in the darkness.

BANG!!!!!

More noise.

CRASH!!!

The light finally comes back on, and all we see is a light red punching bag, it is moving from side to side.

POW!!!!!!

A taped fist comes from out of nowhere as it smashes right into the bag. Another hard shot to the bag as it moves even to the left.

CRACK!!!!!

Suddenly we see a long blue pant leg smashing right into that bag so much so that it appears the bag is sinking to the floor. With that same leg, a knee connects with that bag and the impact from that knee strike is so much that it puts a split in the bag.

WHAM!!!!

An hard forearm is thrown right into the bag, the arm looked as though it has been through a war. The arm has a huge scar going from its elbow all down to its wrist. Our camera pan back as we see a short blonde headed young man now throwing punches in the air. He is moving his head in and out as if he is trying to avoid a strike. The young man is wearing a blue tee shirt with a white snowflake on the front of it. The young man stops throwing punches as he begins to move his head from side to side as you can hear a cracked from the neck.

POW!!!! A roundhouse kick connects to the bag coming from this person who appears to be wearing long blue tights and black boots. The bag sinks even more to the floor as it is about to break off. Our cameras zoom over...

CROWD... YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

FROSTBITE!!!!! FROSTBITE!!!!!!!

Frostbite... You must excuse me. I was getting a workout on before tonight's big match against the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion...

He pauses trying to do his best Paul Heyman.

Frostbite.. Radu Matei

CROWD.. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Radu, I hope that was a good enough for you there champ. I want to give you the respect that you deserve, and you should sir. After all as you like to tell the world you are bringing back creditability back to this company after winning the world title from that paper champion, Hell's Bouncer. But ask yourself this champ..

He laughs..

Frostbite..Since you beat the paper champion, what does that make you, sir. That still majestic you a paper champion as well.

CROWD.. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Radu, you can be that fighting champion, and please do not get me wrong because my God man you have gone out there and done such a great job defending the title and had one five star match after the other, but who did you really beat to win the title. I understand you are trying to fight that good fight but think champ, you did not beat anybody to win it. If you had beating somebody that was worthy then I am with you all the way, but let's be honest your title reign is nothing more than lame.

Andrew Fulton.. Damn....

Frostbite.. I heard you bitch about bringing respect back to SWAT. I came back to this company to, yes kick Soutter and beat some respect into that fat prick and I most certainly will since I appear to have your prediction that I will do so. But I am here to do the same thing. We both remember when SWAT stood out its own merit. He didn't need to be under this umbrella. Now SWAT seems to have some reunion tour. Many of the greats have come out of the closet and want to get back into the ring and recapture some glory. Radu you feel that old Frostbite is doing that. I have wrestled in many other companies and continue to make a name for myself in the world of wrestling. However champ, let me ask you something?

He drops his head.

Frostbite.. What have you been doing these last few years. I continue to make a name for myself and you like all these other old timers have been hiding under a rock just collecting some fat check from some company that died years ago. Then again maybe the money was drying out and Pesci is paying you top dollar and you thought what the hell, I will put up with his bull shit because he is paying me good money. I do not blame you. You take a look at this pussies that sit out in the NFL wanting a contact extensions while people like us, go out there and make way less than these athlete's bust our asses and do what must be done to support our families.

Crowd.. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Greedy ass bastards. But you are right,we bleed, we sweat, we pay the price. I agree with you 100 precent. However as you make that statement, I am trying to figure out if I am getting into the ring with you Radu or it is Ric Flair, help me out. You have been a good champion, but all good things must come to an end. Maybe it destiny for you to win that battle royal and maybe it was destiny that you won the title. But just like you take a ride at any amusement park, it has to come to an end. I came back to this company to win the title plan and simple. Kicking Soutter ass that is a bonus. For a couple of years sure I have won a few titles but not the one. Please do not get me wrong it is great to be called champion, but when somebody calls you World champion well you know that is something totally different. I miss be calling the guy. I miss when the company puts the title on you because they feel that you will represent well. So tonight, I plan on winning a world title tonight.

Crowd... YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Radu, I do not have a doubt in my mind that we will go out there and give these people there money's worth. I can promise you the great matches that you have been in, will seem small to the show we are about to put on. It will be the match of all matches. It will be match of the year worthy, I promise you that. I know that you will give me everything you have and I will do the same. Great move after great move, million pinfalls and some very close ones, and I am sure we will spill blood in that ring all for the right to be called World Champion. I would not it any other way. Radu, you feel that I just might go out here and become World Champion, but tonight it will not happen.

Frostbite moves closer to the bag as he throw a series of rights and lefts as each shot sinks the bag even more toward the ground.

Frostbite.. Champ, I feel your head is not in the game. When I heard your promo you talked about Pesci and Soutter within the first seconds. Then you talk about Morgan and Maddox as you are getting ready for your triple threat match here shortly. You bring up Joey Morelli name as well. But it take you awhile to finally bring up the man that you will have to get into that ring with later on. It is great to make plans, but you should know the card is subject to change right. Did it ever occur to you that I could win the title and I will have to get into the ring with Maddox and Morgan and maybe you will get into the ring with Soutter. But then again maybe you just might have that triple threat match after all and I will have my match with Paul. But did it ever enter into your mind that my match with Paul could be for the world title and your match just might be a contender match.

Frostbite steps away from the bag.

Frostbite.. If I have learned anything from this business. I am sure that it is in the cards for you to have your triple threat match probably with the title on the line, because Frostbite will probably not win the title as you stated in your promo earlier. It just might in the cards for you to hold onto the title just a little bit longer and maybe Maddox or Morgan might be the ones to end your reign as champ. But maybe it is in the cards to beat Soutter to a bloody pulp. But when in the hell did I ever listen to anybody or obey the rules. The last few years people love to break that fourth wall right. That seems to be the theme and sometimes it works and it gets them over and well sometimes it gets them fired. For me I guess you might say both but I really do not know. So if you want to shake your hand after the match because it was in the cards. Do not look for that to happen. I will congratulations ahead of time champ. I know I am not wrong. Whether Paul and his band of misfits that will screw me out of the title I am sure that might happen because nobody really me to be champion. Radu you are lesser of the two evils plan and simple.

The lights begin to flicker.

Frostbite.. Radu you tell me that I need to suffer some beating because of Pesci because of the way he runs this company or maybe it was because you feel that maybe I did not represent SWAT well to determine the X crown champ. Whatever you feel the reason just might be that you need to make me suffer, then I want to try and teach me some valuable lesson. However it is you that need to be taught a lesson in humility. Be thankful that you have the opportunity to be called champ because after tonight when the ref raises my hand and I have the title put around my waist it will be you that learns a hard lesson.

The lights go out.

POW!!!!!

Frostbite.. I agree with you, it will be a long night but I believe it will be you that will have the long night. You better get use to yours truly being called world champion. Whether you believe it will feel that tonight as you claim will not be the night, but Radu tonight will be that night. Do not get me wrong it was a great ride, but it has to come to an end.

CRASH!!!!!

The lights come back but the bag is in the floor and Frostbite has walked away.

Jermey Tucker.. I am looking forward to this match. It could very be a match of the year.

Andrew Fulton,. I do have any doubt. Radu has thus far been a great champion, but can Frostbite take home the title.

[edwarddubin0604]

(Team Fairtex is shown on the tron in the locker room in their wrestling gear their arms crossed as they look out at the arena as the ringsiders cheer.)

Tong Fairtex: "In wrestling you have some teams that make sense when they say something and then you have morons and idiots like the Cult of Massacre. You know Sodom or is it Benny and who was that other asshole......"

Phantam Fairtex: "Gomora also known as Kobi."

Tong Fairtex: "You and your leader, Dave Brickheart, seem to spout the same old shit about the word of Murmur and death and being reborn like your some kind of prophets of some unknown religion."

Phantam Fairtex: "Oh you mean like this so called godly idol."

(They move apart where Psychotic Goth and Vampira wheel into view what looks like a goat's skull on a pedestal.)

Tong Fairtex: "Yeah that's it."

Phantam Fairtex: "You see Cult of Massacre you seem to be missing this little friend of yours. You recognize it don't you. It's your so-called religion's idol. Imagine if your own god can't protect itself against 'Satan's Chosen Warrior' capturing it...."

Tong Fairtex: "Now if you want this worthless symbol of religious heresy back......"

(Psychotic Goth and Vampira hand Team Fairtex sledgehammers and they start smashing the goat's head with a vengeance and then destroy the pedestal.)

Tong Fairtex: "Now this is something that truly cleanses our souls. You see Sodom and Gomora or whoever you really call yourselves. You think your going to just brag about us not knowing who you are all because you're newcomers her in SWAT."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah we can give you that point. Then there's where you came from the UCW which we don't care about since I came from Hardkore World which you two morons don't know about nor do you know about that long dead area XPW which my brother and I were prominent there.
So you wouldn't know much about us except for the few years we were here in SWAT. Does that provide a little more detail about us or do you need our whole life story."

Tong Fairtex: "Too bad they're so brainwashed by Dave Brickheart that Sodom and Gomora or is it Yukon John's rejected hell spawn Benny and Kobi.
They couldn't think for themselves even if they actually had brains but never fear Cult of Massacre Team Fairtex is here and we're going to give you the ultimate cleansing and rebirth as we beat you two in the ring."

Phantam Fairtex: "Then again you still wouldn't learn a thing. Now you dare to threaten us with bloodshed. Okay you can try but let us assure you this Cult of Massacre. We're just as good as spilling blood as much as anyone else here. We can do that just as good as you even better."

Tong Fsirtex: "Now if you think we won't be expecting a fight Cult of Massacre well I hope you really are thinking with a brain or at least the two halves you split between each other. We expect not just a fight from you."

Phantam Fairtex: "We expect an all out war. We expect an all out brawl. We expect bloodshed which is what we'll be delivering to you and if don't act stupid boys. We'll gift you with a bunch of Jonnie Valentine's bow ties to go with those robes of yours."

Tong Fairtex: "Hey we're just helping him out not getting anything out of it. Imagine the possibilities for you two culties to be the first to make a fashion statement for the rest of Murmur's followers. Even Dave Brickheart would be a perfect candidate for one of these."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah he needs only to dye his hair green wear a pink suit and white shirt and he already has the make up to look like The Joker."

(He imitates The Joker.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Wait until they get a load of me."

(He laughs along with the ringsiders as he imitates Robin.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Holy murmur Batman."

(He imitates Batman.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Yes Robin this Cult of Massacre plans on something nefarious."

(The ringsiders laugh and roar.)

Tong Fairtex: "I think they get the point if they can even do that. So we'll say one last thing Cult of Massacre, we're quite serious about this match and we intend to go out there and win and after we kick and pin your sorry asses. Those lovely bow ties will be placed on you just to show our appreciation."

Phantam Fairtex: "Hey we paid really good money for them and it's the least we could do for Jonnie Valentine."

Tong Fairtex: "Cult of Massacre we're going to show you and your kook movement that Team Fairtex is the best there is, was and always will be and that we're true excellence and if you aren't with it. You aren't truly excellent. Let's go bro."

Phantam Fairtex: "Right behind you bro."

(They leave as the tron goes black.)

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : Now we have Ruler Paul Blair v Brian Acres and this match should be like the others all these guys want to be the best here and become a big name in business

Andrew Fulton : Paul Blair is a big name in this business. I want to see destruction and hurt and pain.

Jeremy Tucker : Both competitors in the ring and we are underway! Blair charges in on Acres and delivers a massive flying forearm to the face. OMG I think he broke his nose just from that move alone.

Andrew Fulton : Yes and I see blood Holy Hell with one move the ref is checking as Blair pushes the ref out the way and Blair is in on top of Acres punching and forearming at the face and anywhere he can strike at.

Jeremy Tucker : This is going to be bad Acres shoves him off as Blair stands and prepares to do something here. Blair waits on Acres as he stands up. Blair lands a roundhouse kick to the gut and grabs him and delivers a vicious DDT and I think Acres is out cold.

Andrew Fulton : Now we talking this is the Bliar I am loving to see he is being unrelenting. Blair drags Acres on his feet and out of no where Acres lands a Superkick and Blair is still standing and laughing and Blair lands a Bicycle kick to the face. Wow.

Jeremy Tucker : Sheamus would be so proud.

Andrew Fulton : He would to see all this blood pouring out the face of Acres. Blair is pissed off from the move, maybe he will kill him.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair Irish whips Acres to the corner posts and Blair spears him into the corner. And now laying in kicks to the chest and anywhere he can land them. I have never seen Blair this vicious ever in this company.

Andrew Fulton : He finally waking up Blair has been making waves here in SAT and i am expecting big things from him in the near future.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair waits on Acres to get up and as he does he lands a straight boot to the face and drops Acres to the mat.

Andrew Fulton : Look Blair is not done yet. He grabs up Acres and sits him up on top rope, Maybe he going to cut him more open hehehe.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair heads to the top rope. Lifting up Acres with dead weight he looks out he needs to pin him for Christ Sake. And Holy Hell a Massive Superplex from the top rope and now finally covering Acres for the pin.


REF COUNTS-
1.




2..


PULLS HIM UP

Andrew Fulton :Yes More hurting to give. Do it Blair.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair pulls him up. ref needs to stop this as Blair is up kicks Acres in the gut lifts him up and now straight up in the air, and delivers a Last Ride to Acres almost putting him through the ring and Now he covers Acres.


REF COUNTS-


1




2






3!!!!!!!!!! BELL RINGS DING DING DING.

Andrew Fulton : What a beating. Acres had no offense but a Superkick and then turned to the beating of his entire career.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair I have never seen this whooping I seen. Acres could have a broken nose or face from that brutal elbow so we will keep you updated on Acres.

Andrew Fulton : I want more blood after seeing this.

Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL: THE RULER PAUL BLAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[suzispitz]

Andrew Fulton : Speaking of more blood, check this out!

The following Newsflash is brought to you by The Spitz Foundation™, and contains content, which may be unsuitable for all audiences.

Parental guidance, is therefore, suggested.

The Newsflash intro plays for a moment, before fading to an in-studio shot of SWAT Anchorman Danglin Johnson, who sits behind his desk, reading over a small stack of papers that have just been handed to him, only moments before going on the air.

He appears to be a bit stunned, at what he's seeing, and looks around the studio, briefly, hoping this is a prank of some sort, however, the producer motions for him to begin with his special report…

DJ : This just in… Veteran female wrestler, and SWAT Amazon, Suzi Spitz, known the world over as The Violent Vixen, has made no secret of the fact that she, quote, "Hates Blaze Freya's stinking guts", over the past few weeks, siting their previous years on the minor wrestling circuit, as well as a couple of rather unpleasant confrontations outside of the squared circle.

The two have been booked to face each other, later on, tonight, on Battleground 16, a match, which has been promoted, mostly by The Spitz Foundation™, as the match of the decade, on social media.

According to the response to the overwhelming amount of advertising, experts say, she could very well be right. In fact, one wrestling historian was quoted as saying "Holy sh*t!"

Danglin Johnson looks around nervously, hoping he won't be fired for using such language, but is relieved, to see the producer frantically motioning for him to continue, which he does with a somewhat shaky voice.

DJ : SWAT Newsflash Correspondent Dick Ballers, I'm told, is standing by, live, via satellite, from the parking lot of The State Farm Arena, in Atlanta, Georgia, where there is apparently something happening… over to you, Dick…

The scene abruptly cuts to Mr. Ballers, who appears to be trying very hard to look as casual, as possible, while he is obviously in a rush…

DB : That's correct, something is, indeed, happening. There seems to be some type of press conference about to take place, and I can see up ahead, there's a podium set up, with mics from several rival news agencies… I don't know why SWAT Newsflash reporters weren't informed of this gathering, but we're here, nonetheless.

Now, I've talked to some of my inside sources, out here, and there seems to be a rumor, that Suzi Spitz herself, will be making a statement, probably concerning her match, later tonight, against none other, than Pan-Am Champion, Blaze Freya.

While those reports are, as yet, unconfirmed, there is speculation, that she may be addressing, as she calls them, The Facebook Generation, who have been drawn to this event, having followed both her, and Freya on social media for many years, and, believe it, or not, most of whom, have never seen such a huge spectacle, as the Battleground Program.

Perhaps she'll…

Just then, there is a piercing, high-pitched sound from the mics, followed by a very mixed reaction from the small crowd that has gathered, as The Violent Vixen suddenly steps up to the podium.

SS : HEY!.. this is BULLSH*T! I'm bein' framed, bitches!

It seems that somebody… decided ta place a freakin' security guard at the door, JUST TA KEEP ME OUTTA THE BUILDIN'!

And why? Hmmmph… who knows? I mean, I ain't gonna stand here, and name names, but hey…

Blaze Freya probably did it, 'cause the bitch knows that if I see her, I'll bury my boot so deep in her ass, she'll think I put my in her mouth too!!

Suzi thrusts her arms forward, defiantly toward the arena's entrance, and lets her thoughts be known, as the rather frail looking security guard tries to avoid eye contact, or make any sudden moves that might trigger this Little Piece of Heaven, that's Hotter than Hell to launch an all out assault on anyone in her way, namely, himself…

SS : WELL, FU*K YOU, FREYA!

A flurry of flash bulbs suddenly flood the scene with blinding light, and there is another mixed reaction, and what sounds like the beginnings of a "FU*K YOU, FREYA" chant, while Suzi hits her big fat fattie, grinning the most wicked of grins, and calmly continuing.

SS : Blaze, I can respect your in-ring ability, I really can, and if I wasn't back on the SWAT Roster, you'd be one of the greatest champions this place has ever seen, but let's face it, kid…

You ain't no Suzi Spitz.

I am, though…

And ya wanna know what else I am?.. I'm the next Pan-Am Champion, baby-girl.

Y'know…

The REAL champion. Oh, and by the way, I'm dedicatin' this beat down to all the people who thought they had finally succeeded in killin' my career, and I'd like ta thank them all for coming to watch the biggest match of the year… I mean… what could possibly be better, than makin' the people who never wanted ta see me again, actually pay ta see me?..

heh… I'll tell ya what…

Provin' all them motherfu*kers wrong, by smackin' their favorite nobody around like it's the latest fashion, THAT'S what!

So Blaze, you keep hidin' wherever you're hidin', girlie, but eventually, I'm gonna get into that buildin', and when I do, bitch, it's on like Donkey Kong, whatever the hell that's supposed ta mean…

And when it comes time ta step your filthy ass in the ring, I'm gonna show ya better than I could ever tell ya…

With that, The Violent Vixen abruptly walks away from the podium, completely ignoring the many questions being asked in a frenzy by the reporters present, and the voiceover of SWAT Newsflash Correspondent Dick Ballers is heard, just before the scene fades to black…

DB : We'll keep you updated on this story, as it develops, but for now, back to more great SWAT action…

~ ❤ ~

[vastrix]

“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne walks out from the back in a dark hooded robe. She is escorted by a pair of security guards.

Andrew Fulton: Our newest recruit to SWAT! Zolothach!

Jeremy Tucker: Isn't her name really Tabitha Osborne?

Andrew Fulton: She is really touchy about being called that. She prefers Zolothach.

Tabitha Osborne makes her way down to the ring, rolling under the ropes with the security guards waiting on the outside of the ring. Tabitha gets a microphone handed to him by one of the security guards and she looks around at the crowd with a smile.

Tabitha Osborne: I just wanted to come down to the ring and welcome myself to SWAT. I got a look at some of you fuckers and I gotta say...I am going to whip some ass! This is going to be like a football star wading through a class of kindergarteners to get to the smoking hot teacher. It's going to be like a competitive eater meeting a batch of hot dogs. You people...welcome to the end.

“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins again as Tabitha Osborne is escorted to the back.

Andrew Fulton: I hear that after the show, she has to make a journey back to the asylum. We're borrowing her for shows, but she can't stay outside for long.

Jeremey Tucker: Probably for the best. I would hate to see what she would do if she were free.

Andrew Fulton: I hear she cut her way across the Asylum Islands before she was caught.

Jeremy Tucker: I'm glad she was caught before I had my scheduled trip to Sin Island. That place makes Vegas seem like a kiddie show!

[Jonnie Valentine]

[In the lobby of the State Farm Arena a sign reads: "MEET 'PRETTY OVER' JONNIE VALENTINE!!" over a press table covered in bow ties, 8X10 glossy photos, and stacks of Hardkore World DVDs. There's a respectable line in front. Devin, a chubby fan wearing a black Radu Matei t-shirt steps up next. He has a replica SWAT Championship belt slung over his shoulder]\

Jonnie Valentine: Hey there, how you doing?


Devin: Good.



Jonnie Valentine: That's great, what's your name?



Devin: Devin.



Jonnie Valentine: Outstanding, Damon. Where you from?



Devin: Murietta.



Jonnie Valentine: Murietta. I won the UWA Georgia title there in 1991 over Rat King.



Devin: Yup. Saw it on YouTube once.



Jonnie Valentine: That's great. So great that there are so many free places, you can watch my matches. For no money. I broke my wrist in that match and had to wrestle in pain for 6 months to stay on the road, and you got to see for free. That's amazing. Here's your 8x10.



Devin: It says Damon.



Jonnie Valentine: That's what you said, Damon.



Devin: I...know what my name is.



Jonnie Valentine: Next!



(A young man in a black Soutter t-shirt steps up with his girlfriend next to him. Wordlessly, the man starts posing in front of Jonnie's booth while his girlfriend takes pictures)




Jonnie Valentine: Hey! Hey! What are they doing? Ronnie?? Ronnie??



[Ronnie the Merch Guy waddles over. He's wearing a driver's cap and chomping a big cigar]



Ronnie the Merch Guy: What is it, kid?



Jonnie Valentine: What's this guy doing? Can he do that?



Ronnie the Merch Guy: What? Taking pictures? He's s'posed to be buyin dose!



Jonnie Valentine: Yeah! Hey, kid! You're supposed to be buyin dose!



Soutter Fan: What? I'm not payin $45 to take a picture with you.



Soutter Fan's Girlfriend: Yeah, fuck you, that's a scam.



Jonnie Valentine: Yes you are! The line is for paying customers. Ronnie get his phone!



[Ronnie begins walking over there and immediately gets winded. The man just flips Jonnie off and starts scrolling through his pictures as he walks off]



Ronnie the Merch Guy: Sorry, kid. Guy got away. Must be a track star or sumthin.



Jonnie Valentine: Thanks for doing that Ronnie. You were almost killed. By your arteries. Next!



[Ronnie towels off the flop sweat on his brow as an older balding man in a black Avery McCullen t-shirt steps up next]



Avery McCullen Fan: Hi there.



Jonnie Valentine: Hey, how we doing?



Avery McCullen Fan: Great. Remember your match against Dice Man for the US title out here in UWA Georgia?



Jonnie Valentine: Yeah?



Avery McCullen Fan: That was really cool.



Jonnie Valentine: Thanks. Did you want a...



Avery McCullen Fan: Remember that match you had against Trips in the other UWA?



Jonnie Valentine: I do.



Avery McCullen Fan: That was cool too.



Jonnie Valentine: It was, I have bow ties that are for sale. I can also take a picture with you, but you're going to have to give me the money first. I will bite it to make sure it is not counterfeit and then we can...



Avery McCullen Fan: Are you scared of Rajiv Khan?



Jonnie Valentine: Scared? What scares me is phone calls with blocked numbers, or letters with IRS in the corner, or eating the catering that Joe Pesci gladly accepts from Atlanta's many dumpsters about town. Beating a cab driver isn't one of them.



Avery McCullen Fan: Can you sign this one, "2 Avery McCullen's Boyfriend"?



Jonnie Valentine: Make it $60 and we have a deal.



Avery McCullen Fan: Goody!



[Camera pulls back as Jonnie signs the 8x10 to the line of guys waiting to purchase some sweet Jonnie Swag] [/a]

[SWAT Team]

(The show returns from commercials for SWAT magazine, Rajiv Khan driving fr Lyft, Jonnie Valentine advertising a chic line of men's clothing, along with spots for new movies and television shows. The scene fades to ringside where fans are holding signs saying "I'm just a Pretty Boy!," "Lyft me Khan!," "Be my Jonnie Valentine!" and "Be fare to Rajiv Khan!" before fading to the broadcast booth where Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton are sitting wearing headsets.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Welcome back folks, this upcoming match which Joe Pesci personal made after Rajiv Khan hailed him and ordered him to pursue Frostbite but Khan inadvertently drove them into a dead end."

Andrew Fulton: "Just like Rajiv Khan's wrestling career."

Jeremy Tucker: "Well the ringsiders are enjoying Rajiv Khan's recent matches and tonight he's going to have his hands full with 'Pretty Over' Jonnie Valentine."

Andrew Tucker: "Who continues his comeback after experiencing a bunch of financial setbacks. Now adding to his problems are Cobryn quitting 'The Stylistics' and his bow tie sales are struggling.

Andrew Tucker: "I tried wearing one to the club two nights back, worked a treat Jerry"

Jeremy Tucker: "Jonnie’s determined to find a new tag team partner after Cobryn quit and he really wants to get back into the tag team ranks as soon as possible."

Andrew Fulton: "Hopefully he won't pick a loser like Cobryn and it better be someone who actually likes ham too."

Jeremy Tucker: "I'm sure that's high on his tag team partner's list of qualifications."

Andrew Fulton: "You know Jonnie should have went with one of those debt fixing services and he would have had his debt wiped out or reduced in no time."

Jeremy Tucker: "Yeah and he would have still been in debt."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah but it would have been better than having a Nowa keeping the books."

Jeremy Tucker "Right now let's go to the ring for the introductions."

Frank Salazar: "Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from New Delhi, India. he comes in at 5'9" and weighs in at 190lbs. Please welcome Rajiv Khan."

(Nimooba! Nimooba!" plays and Rajiv Khan drives to ringside in a new Lyft cab as the ringsiders cheer him. He gets out of the cab wearing loose Bollywood style pants and is yelling and flipping off the ringsiders who are still cheering for their favorite cabbie.)

Frank Salazar: "Now introducing from Palm Springs. Ca. He comes in at 5'10" and weighs in at 234lbs. Please welcome 'Pretty Over' Jonnie Valentine."

("Everybody's Working For The Weekend" by Love Joy plays and Jonnie Valentine jogs to the ring slapping fans hands, doing a full lap around the front row seats. He pulls on the ropes to vault inside and does a double guns to the crowd. He takes off his red tasseled jacket with Jonnie Valentine written in cursive lettering, red trunks and white boots with "JV" embroidered on them.)

Jeremy Tucker: "The bell rings and this match is underway. They meet in the center of the ring and lock up. Jonnie forces Rajiv Khan into the ropes and breaks cleanly. Rajiv Khan pushes Jonnie who pushes back."

Andrew Fulton: "Nobody expects Rajiv Khan to be nice to anyone who didn't pay their fare or tip. They lock up again and Jonnie arm drags him and does it a second and a third time before cartwheeling around Rajiv who's really steamed and is pounding the mat and screaming."

Jeremy Tucker: "You can't blame him if he's being out wrestled in the early going. They lock up again and Rajiv applies a side headlock and takes him over the hip and to the canvas. Jonnie counters with a head scissors and Rajiv kicks out."

Andrew Fulton: "Rajiv surprises Jonnie with a series of unexpected chops to Jonnies chest and whips him into the ropes and dropkicks him in the mush."

Rajiv Khan: "YOU WON'T BE A 'PRETTY BOY' WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv let's his feelings known. Rajiv sets Jonnie up and suplex's him before rolling over for the cover and gets a one count. He scoops him up and bodyslams him with authority before dropping a series of elbows and covering him again for another one count."

Andrew Fulton: "Rajiv whips Jonnie into the ropes and goes for a back bodycrop but Jonnie stops and kicks him in the head followed by a series of boxing jabs and then does a Dusty Rhodes and atomic elbows Khan, sending him to the canvas. Jonnie Valentine swivels his hips and drops another series of elbows before making the cover for a one count."

Jeremy Tucker: "Jonnie whips Rajiv into the ropes and clotheslines him hard. Jonnie drops a leg on Rajiv's chest and makes the cover for a close two count. Jonnie bodyslams Rajiv and drops a knee onto Khan's head."

Andrew Fulton: "Jonnie whips Rajiv Khan into the corner and charges in but Rajiv back ebows him and goes to the top turnbuckle and missile dropkicks Valentine before lunging into him and hooking the leg....One....Two.....Kickout."

Jeremy Tucker: "Once again Rajiv Khan is surprising everyone with his wrestling skills. Rajiv swivels his hips and Bollywood dances as he mocks Jonnie Valentine as he taunts him. He picks Jonnie up but Jonnie counters with a small package....One....Two....Kickout by Rajiv Khan."

Andrew Fulton: "Jonnie surprised Rajiv with that small package. Rajiv shows his displeasure with the count by executing a diving dropkick. Rajiv cinches in a rear chinlock and he is grinding it in relentlessly."

Rajiv Khan: "ARE YOU ENJOYING THAT 'PRETTY VALENTINE!'"

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv continues to grind it in tighter and tighter. Jonnie struggles and slowly gets to his feet. He delivers a series of stiff elbows followed by a knee to Rajiv's mid-section and bounds into the ropes to do it again."

Andrew Fulton: ":Jonnie goes for a third but Rajiv counters with a running knee. He belly to back suplex's Jonnie followed by a second, third and a fourth suplex before wrapping his legs around Jonnies mid-section with a leg scissors. He grips one of Jonnies arms and pulls back tightening the leg scissors."

Rajiv Khan: "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SEE YOUR FOREIGN MADE MERCHANDISE SALES DROP!"

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv Khan wants to motivate Jonnie Valentine he just did with that insult. Jonnie struggles to move around but Khan continues to pull back and that arm and tighten those leg scissors."

Andrew Fulton: "Looks like Rajiv Khan needs a little help with his sex life."

Jeremy Tucker: "You're a sex pervert."

Andrew Fulton: "Hell I'm damned proud of it. Jonnies slowly manoeuvring towards the ropes and finally gets a foot on the ropes. Rajiv milks the count and releases the hold."

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv uses the ropes to choke Jonnie before bounding into the ropes and butt dropping onto Jonnies throat. Rajiv Khan opens up a can of whoop ass on his former Hardkore World boss."

Andrew Fulton: "Which one there were two."

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv's opponent in the ring."

Andrew Fulton: "That isn't Syberus."

Jeremy Tucker: "I meant 'Pretty Over' Jonnie Valentine."

Andrew Fulton: "You should have been more specific. Rajiv whips Jonnie into the ropes and belly to belly suplex's him before monkey flipping onto him and making the cover....One....Two....Kickout by Jonnie. I don’t recall Rajiv working at Hardkore."

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv's beside himself and he's letting the referee know it. Rajiv picks up Jonnie and lets loose connecting with a series of left jabs followed by a Dusty Rhodes atomic elbow of his own mocking Jonnie who gets up wobbly and dares Rajiv to continue. He obliges and shouts insults at Jonnie who continues to dare him to hit him harder which Khan does."

Andrew Fulton: "Let no one say that Jonnie Valentine isn't an entertainer. Rajiv Khan let's loose with another series of left and right jabs before whipping Jonnie into the corner and Rajiv stinger splashes him hard."

Jeremy Tucker: "Rajiv continues to chop away at Jonnies chest which looks raw pink and black and blue by the time this match is over."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh wise words from you. Rajiv whips Jonnie into the corner but Jonnie rolls out of the way and Rajiv Khan crashes and burns into the ringpost. Jonnie pulls Rajiv out of the corner and cinches in a Fujiwara armbar."

Jeremy Tucker: "Jonnie keeps the pressure on that arm and he continues to tighten his grip on the hold. Rajiv screams but refuses to submit as he struggles to get to the ropes and he places a foot on the ropes and Jonnie milks the count before releasing the hold."

Andrew Fulton: "Jonnie picks Rajiv by the arm and does a stepover legdrop further damaging that arm. Jonnie whips Rajiv Khan into the corner and clotheslines him hard. Jonnie places Rajiv onto the top rope and mounts the top turnbuckle."

Jeremy Tucker: "Jonnie sets Rajiv up for a superplex, but Rajiv counters with punches and headbutts sending Jonnie crashing to the canvas. Rajiv Five Star Frog Splashes and hooks the leg .... One .... Two ..... Th ..... No! Jonnie gets a shoulder up."

Andrew Fulton: "Rajiv is steamed now. He whips Jonnie into the ropes and tilt-a-whirl backbreakers him. He sets Jonnie up for a suplex but Jonnie floats over and cinches in a sleeper hold."

Jeremy Tucker: "Jonnie has it in tight and he has Rajiv in the center of the ring. Rajiv struggles but he's too far away from the ropes. Jonnie increases the pressure and Rajiv's fading as the referee's checking. He raises his arm and it drops. He signals and raises his arm again and it drops again and signals. The referee raises his arm and it drops as he calls for the bell.."

Andrew Fulton: "He should have rang the bell after he raised his arm up and it dropped the first time to end the match....Ho....Hum."

Frank Salazar: "Your winner at 9minutes 'Pretty Over' Jonnie Valentine."

Jeremy Tucker: "'Pretty Over' Jonnie Valentine wins a very tough match up with Rajiv Khan. Jonnie Valentine celebrates his victory before he takes a bow tie out of his jacket and puts it on Rajiv Khan and shows it off to the camera."

Jonnie Valentine: "HEY EVERYONE MY BOW TIES ARE SO POPULAR EVEN MY CAB DRIVING OPPONENT LOVES THEM!"

Andrew Fulton: "Jonnie leaves the ring as the referee revives Rajiv Khan. Rajiv Khan feels his neck and notices the bow tie and he's really pissed off. Rajiv storms out of the ring cursing and he gets into the cab and guns the engine and roars off. He's obviously going after Jonnie Valentine."

Jeremy Tucker: "Well Jonnie Valentine's going to be enjoying another victory but he better not hail Rajiv Khan's Lyft cab or he's going to get a hostile ride experience."

Andrew Fulton: "Which is going to lead to a zero star rating."