No Mans Land 2020 : Show

[Timeless]

Timeless : So let me get this straight. When he wins, it’s because he is the best EVA~! And also, that his opponents SUCK! Big_Time_suck, and deserve every loss as much as he deserves every win.

Buuuuuut! When he loses. It’s because he ‘wasn’t allowed to win’.

Or, someone else was ‘promised’ something.

Or, some other lame bullshit conspiracy.

110% Jerk Off. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!

We see our heroes in front of a SWAT Banner, Timeless has a silk purple Versace shirt on, unbuttoned, his Greek god like body glistening and he looks AMAZING! Beside him is the Hottest of the Hot, Roxylishus, she has a KGB boob tube on and a red mini skirt, by mini we mean SHORT! She looks even better than Timeless, something most would not even think possible, but they are combinesd, SEX on legs.

Roxylishus : For someone who knows so much how this business works and can see all the flaws in Caffrey and the like, he really does still have a lot to learn.

Timeless : EVERYONE can see all the flaws with Caffrey! The Chump is so entitled and self absorbed, he actually believes the tripe spewing from his smarmy gob.

Roxylishus : He does, doesn’t he? He really believes his own reverie.

Timeless : Punk lives in a fantasy world. Has the gall to come in here and preach to Withers about how he failed in a previous run and not to make the same mistakes. Wow, how Gallant of you Caffrey. Get this though, Withers is not YOU! He is one of the very best i have every stepped in the ring with, granted, you are O_K. But OK doesn’t really cut it here at SWAT!

Here at SWAT, we have some of the VERY BEST to ever grace a ring. Sir Winsalot The Stand Out of The Stand Outs. After the match, when your buddies are telling you you got screwed and you are lamenting why you ever entered this rumble, ask yourself a question, look deep into the depths of your soul, and ask yourself, did you give all you had for this match? If you did, i must say, quite the disappointment.

Roxylishus : (singing Spice Girls ) What you think about that?

Timeless pops his peck. Just one solitary peck. Peck pops > Sinister evil smirks

Timeless : Withers. You heard correctly. I did indeed praise you as one of the best i have battled. I truly hope it comes down to us for the last two. I will relish throwing you over the top last of all to watch you sit by in second place, just like the Anzac Cup all over again.

Roxylishus : Ooooooo. Speaking of the Anzac Cup. I had that big announcement to make, of your new partner for this year.

Timeless : Anyone will be better than Joey the Mad Man Morelli.

Roxylishus : I am glad you said that ... because .... you’re looking at HER!

Timeless : Her? Who? Where?

Roxylishus : ME!

Timeless stares at her Aghast.

Roxylishus : What? If a slapper like Suzi can be World Champion. You and I can take out the Anzac!

Timeless : (smiling) If i can win it with Mr Witness Protection, i can win it with any fucken one.

Roxylishus : There you have it SWAT! We are officially the first team entered into the Anzac Cup.

Timeless : That’s then, first things first. Royal Rumble. Then, Matei. Then, The Anzac.

Roxylishus : We got all the Aces up our sleeves. Frostbite is on board. Tong and Phantam, all three have your back, the KGB looks after their own. Any of them see you in trouble, they will be there in an instant.

Timeless : As will i for them. Bandits Forever. Forever Bandits.

Roxylishus : If it comes down to two or more of us left in the ring, then, it’s every man for themselves, but until then, we got the numbers game.

Timeless : We always have the numbers Game.

Roxylishus : People are talking about New Years Nightmare Sir Winsalot. They want to know after Mr Pesci’s and the Founders falling out, and the KGB leaving Joe to fend for himself, how come you still went to his aide?

Timeless : Here is what everyone out there in SWAT land needs to know. I am my own man. The Pinnacle of this business. I do what i want, when i want. No one tells me who to help, and who not to help. Mr Pesci was as much a Bandit as any of us. The Founder and him may have got into it, but that had nothing to do with me, and if anyone has an issue with that, then they know where to find me!

Roxylishus : If Soutter had of been helping you, no doubt the result would have been different, and Mr Pesci would still be here with us today.

Timeless : That is something Suit now has to live with. We haven’t discussed it as of yet, but i have a lot of questions for him regarding leaving one of our own to the wolves.

Roxylishus : Trouble in Paradise?

Timeless : For Mr Pesci. Yes, there certainly is.

Roxylishus : What about some other threats in the Rumble?

Timeless : Threats?

Roxylishus : (laughing) Victims. What about some of the other Victims in the rumble? Hells Bouncer?

Timeless : Hells Bouncer? The imbecile retires every time he meets a superior opponent, which is EVERY match. Then comes back and then, repeat, his life is Groundhog Day. I give him as long as it takes to be thrown over the top rope, to retire again and then return AGAIN!

Roxylishus : Society of the New Breed?

Timeless : Them Old Geezers, they are number one and two, and i doubt either will last until i even get in the match.

Roxylishus : Duke Kosloff?

Timeless : He has a target on his back in this one more than anyone if what i hear is right, he won’t be a factor, probably ever again.

Roxylishus : Mr Bones Trent Jones?

Timeless : I like this guy. He is making a big impact here at SWAT, and i expect him to continue to do so in the Rumble, if there was no KGB, he may well have taken the whole thing out.

Roxylishus : CSK?

Timeless : Should have stayed retired.

Roxylishus : Eddie D?

Timeless : Same as Jones, a welcome addition here at SWAT. Pity for him he has to face me is all.

Roxylishus : Rally Jackson?

Timeless : Forgotten more about wrestling than half these guys will ever know. He is a crafty one, a dark horse.

Roxylishus : Tarrasque?

Timeless : Strong as a Mountain, but dumb as a box of rocks. We’ll outsmart him.

Roxylishus : “The Phoenix” Seiji Shimuzu?

Timeless : More interested in Final Fantasy and Albion’s ventures in the Womens Tourney than the Rumble.

Roxylishus : And there you have it SWAT! Straight from the Winners Mouth.

Swish Swish Mother Fucka.

Unfadeable

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: Coming up next fans is the second round match with the SWAT Amazons Champion Joanne Canelli and Albion Gale.

Andrew Fulton: The champ had a bruising contest with "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster in the first round, and Albion Gale should be no different.

Jeremy Tucker: I hope we don't have the type of interference that we did with the KGB in Canelli's match. Speaking of the KGB, Jade faced off with Albion Gale in the first round, and despite knocking her for a loop with that television monitor, Gale was able to get her to tap out to the White Noise koji clutch and advance.

Andrew Fulton: Both ladies had hard first round draws, which should put them about even.

[“Invidia” by Yoko Shimomura starts playing over the speakers, and The Amazons Arena rocks with cheers. During the slow open, the sounds of distant thunder and wind are piped in as well. There is a louder thunderclap at the drop, and water starts to pelt the stage in a simulated downpour. Albion walks out onto the stage, a black trench coat on over her ring gear, and she stands proudly with her arms out in the deluge. After a few seconds, the “rain” stops and she strides down to the ring. Seiji Shimuzu walks behind her]

Jeremy Tucker: It's a non-title match, but Albion Gale is wrestling the SWAT Amazon Champion. A win over Joanne Canelli could get her a future title shot.

Andrew Fulton: True, and if me auntie had balls she'd be me uncle, but neither is going to happen.

Jeremy Tucker: We've already seen SWAT Pan Am Champion Suzi Spitz get upset by "Lucky" Linda La Fey in the first round, so I wouldn't rule anything out.

[Compared to when her entrance theme started and all the storm sounds, the arena feels positively calm for Albion now. As the song’s tempo increases, Albion’s pace quickens until she is in the ring. At this point she dramatically tears open her trench coat, revealing her ring attire underneath. She holds her arms out as though soaking in some sun (or mirroring how she stood in the “storm”) before removing her coat and draping it over the top rope where a stagehand retrieves it and tucks it away next to the timekeeper]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale certainly has the fans on her side here in New York City.

Andrew Fulton: They've always been jealous of Jersey girls, Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale feels disrespected by the SWAT Amazons Champion and is promising a physical match on her end.

Andrew Fulton: The mafia princess isn't one you want to get into a fistfight with.

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale has said that this is a match up she was wary of when the brackets were first announced, and has prepared for the possibility and now it's here.

Frank Salazar: "The following match is part of the second round of the $2 Million Dollar Women's Tournament; Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by her manager, Seiji Shimuzu; From Evansville, Indiana; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 164 pounds...ALBION GALE!!!"

[The New York fans cheer as Albion Gale does some last minute stretches to prepare for the upcoming match. Then the house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as "Courtesy Call" by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play. The crowd starts booing loudly. A picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past. The spotlight focuses on four figures figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards]

Andrew Fulton: Here we are, the only reason I wake up in the morning!

Jeremy Tucker: That's sad, Andy.

Andrew Fulton: Sad? That's how you heard that? Quite the opposite, it's unrequited love. Like Pam and that messy haired fella on The Office.

Jeremy Tucker: I don't get it, does that make Seph, Roy?

Andrew Fulton: Not sure. I only saw a couple episodes at the doctor's office once.

[They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, revealing the SWAT Amazons Championship. She hands the jacket to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring]

Jeremy Tucker: "The Jersey Devil Diva" Joanne Canelli called her first round match against "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster easier than she thought.

Andrew Fulton: That's right, and she's hoping Albion Gale underestimates her just like everyone she beat to get that belt around her slender waist.

Jeremy Tucker: Too far, Andy.

Andrew Fulton: I'm a man in love, Jerry. Did you hear she's going to donate all that money to charity?

Jeremy Tucker: I did, An-...

Andrew Fulton: Jersey charities! You never hear of anyone giving any money to Jersey charities. (stubs out his cigarette, then lights up a new one) She's Mother Theresa in spandex!

Frank Salazar: "And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Reno Renard, BJ Rude Thompson, and Scarpaci Canelli, From The Jersey Shore; Standing 5 feet 11 inches; Weighing 135 pounds; She is The SWAT Amazon Champion...'THE JERSEY DEVIL DIVA' JOANNE CANELLI!!!"

[The Amazons Arena boos. Tommy Milligan signals for the bell. Joanne Canelli feigns for a lock up and then just slaps Albion Gale across the face! The crowd lets out an "OH!"]

Andrew Fulton: That's what we call a New Jersey hello!

Jeremy Tucker: You're from Melbourne, Andy.

[Albion Gale's head snaps back and her eyes are on fire. She spins into a roundhouse kick to Canelli's stomach]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale hooks her for a suplex, but Joanne slips out and rocks Gale in the temple with a hard right hand.

Andrew Fulton: The Jersey Devil Diva slugs her in the jaw, and then again in the eye.

Jeremy Tucker: This has turned into a brawl right off the bat!

[The fans boo. Joanne Canelli rakes her fingernails down Albion Gale's back, making her shriek in pain]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale clocks Joanne Canelli right between the eyes with a haymaker! She took all she can stands and she can't stands no more.

Andrew Fulton: Hey, that's a closed fist, Milligan!

Jeremy Tucker: Gale twists Joanne's arm, and then hook kicks her!

[The New York audience cheers. Albion Gale pulls her up by the hair, but Joanne Canelli punches her in the stomach]

Andrew Fulton: The Jersey Devil Diva headbutts Albion Gale. If she can keep it a brawl like this, it's in the bag!

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli whacks Gale across the chest with a knife edge chop!

Andrew Fulton: Another hard chop turns Albion Gale's chest bright pink.

[The Amazons Arena "Woo"s with each chop, Albion Gale ducks one and grabs both of Joanne's arms and falls back in a crucifix cradle]

Referee: 1...(Joanne Canelli gets her shoulder up)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale grabs her in a headlock and flips her over into a side headlock takedown.

[Gale grips her hands together and grinds that headlock across the side of Canelli's head]

Jeremy Tucker: This is smart. Albion Gale wants to slow this match down and take it to the mat. She now forces Canelli's shoulders to the mat.

Referee: 1...(Joanne Canelli rolls her into a cradle)

Referee: 1...(Albion Gale kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale is the first to her feet and takes Joanne Canelli out with a dropkick.

[The crowd cheers. Gale tries to pull Canelli up by the hair, but Joanne thumbs her in the eye, drawing jeers from the fans]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli ties her legs up in a sharpshooter, but before she can turn her over, Albion Gale cracks her in the jaw.

Andrew Fulton: Albion Gale gets to her feet and then sits out into a split legged jawbreaker!

[Joanne Canelli staggers around the ring, holding her chin. Albion Gale irish whips her into the corner]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale charges in to the corner, but Canelli is waiting for her with a back elbow.

Andrew Fulton: There ya go, love! Joanne Canelli starts kicking and stomping Albion in the corner!

[The Amazons Arena boos loudly. Canelli pulls Albion Gale up. Albion tries to kick her but Joanne catches her leg]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale swings around with an enzuigiri to the back of Canelli's head!

[The audience cheers, and Seiji Shimuzu applauds on the outside. Albion Gale pulls her up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes]

Jeremy Tucker: Gale takes her out with a spinning wheel kick!

Andrew Fulton: Albion Gale irish whips her but The Jersey Devil Diva reverses it and shoots Gale into the corner. She climbs to the second rope and starts raining punches down on Albion in the corner.

[The New York fans boo as Joanne Canelli hammers her with rights. She gets down and kicks Gale in the stomach]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli backs up and delivers a Mafia Kick to the side of Gale's head!

Andrew Fulton: The champ now choking Albion Gale on the ropes, grinding her knee into the back of her head.

[Tommy Milligan laying in the 5 count. Joanne Canelli releases at four and then pushes Milligan away. Canelli irish whips Gale towards the corner, but Gale flips up and over the ropes onto the apron]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale springboards off the top rope with a huracanrana!!

[The Amazons Arena lets out a loud pop! Joanne Canelli pulls herself up by the ropes, but Albion Gale hobbles her with a chop block]

Jeremy Tucker: Gale hooks her leg and applies an STF.

Andrew Fulton: Albion Gale pulls back on her head, cinching her arm around her windpipe. That's a choke, Milligan!

[Tommy Milligan checks and determines it's not a choke while Seiji Shimuzu argues with him]

Andrew Fulton: That's clearly Seiji Shimuzu's anti-Irish bias rearing it's ugly head once again. Have you seen In The Name Of The Father? My those people have suffered.

Jeremy Tucker: That's not close to true.

[Joanne Canelli crawls over and hooks the bottom rope, so Milligan forces Albion Gale to release the STF]

Jeremy Tucker: Gale waits for Joanne Canelli to get to her feet. She jumps up into a crucifix cradle, but The Jersey Devil Diva samoan drops her!

[The audience groans. Joanne shakes her leg out, trying to get the kinks out. Albion Gale sits up and Joanne Canelli comes off the ropes with a knee to the face that gets an "OH!" out of the crowd]

Andrew Fulton: Joanne Canelli lifts her up into a powerbomb but Gale takes her over in a frankenstiener!!

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale irish whips her into the ropes. She dips down for a backdrop but Joanne Canelli catches her with a snap DDT!

[The cheers turn to jeers. Gale gets to her feet but Joanne Canelli sweeps her leg out from under her with a stiff kick]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli irish whips Gale into the corner, but Gale runs up the turnbuckles and twists back into a flying body press!

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale grabs her around the neck with a figure four necklock.

Andrew Fulton: She's tightening those calves around Joanne's neck. It's probably another choke. Check for the choke, Milligan!

[Tommy Milligan checks in to see if Joanne Canelli wants to give up, but she shakes her head. Albion Gale sits back on it, putting more pressure on Canelli's neck]

Jeremy Tucker: Gale releases the figure four necklock, and pulls her to her feet.

Andrew Fulton: "The Jersey Devil Diva" Joanne Canelli elbows Gale in the face. She grabs her by the hair and tosses her over the top rope to the floor below!

[The New York fans boo. Seiji Shimuzu helps Albion Gale to her feet, but Joanne Canelli comes off the ropes with a baseball slide dropkick that knocks her into the railing]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli rolls out of the ring and grabs Gale in a DDT, but Albion Gale backdrops her onto the the floor!

[The Amazons Arena cheers as Canelli sits up, arching her back in pain. Albion Bale slides back into the ring]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale springboard missle dropkicks Joanne Canelli on the floor!!

[The audience leaps up and down as both ladies lie on the floor, exhausted. Their respective managers trying to revive them]

Jeremy Tucker: Gale gets up and pulls Canelli up, but Joanne pushes her back into the apron!

Andrew Fulton: The Jersey Devil Diva grabs some TV cables and starts choking Albion Gale with them! That's what I'm talking about.

[The audience jeers and boos as Joanne Canelli strangles her with wires. Tommy Milligan threatens a disqualification]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli rolls her back in and steps through the ropes. She drapes her leg over the back of Gale's neck and twists her into a playmaker!!

Andrew Fulton: Roll The Dice!

Referee: 1...2...(Albion Gale kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli takes a swing, but Albion Gale ducks and grabs her around the neck with a leaping STO!! Cacophony!

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale hooks her as she gets up and snap vertical suplexes her out of her boots!

[Joanne Canelli gets to her feet. As Gale walks over to her, Canelli yanks her by the hair to the mat. The Amazons Arena rocks with boos as Seiji Shimuzu yells at Tommy Milligan to open his eyes]

Andrew Fulton: Great technical maneuver!

Jeremy Tucker: I suppose. Joanne Canelli cracks her in the knee with kick. Another stiff kick to the knee.

Andrew Fulton: "The Jersey Devil Diva" Joanne Canelli wraps her legs up and turns her over into a sharpshooter.

[The audience boos. Canelli pulls back on Gale's twisted legs, pointing them towards her head. Seiji Shimuzu shouts encouragement from ringside while Tommy Milligan checks in for the tap out]

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale crawls over and hooks the bottom rope, and Tommy Milligan forces Joanne Canelli to break the sharpshooter.

Andrew Fulton: Gale favoring that knee a little there.

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli irish whips Albion Gale into the ropes, but Gale comes back with a leg lariot!

[The audience cheers. Albion Gale irish whips her into the ropes and tiltawhirls her into a DDT]

Jeremy Tucker: See The Light!

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale grabs her in a front facelock and rolls her into a swinging neckbreaker!

[Both ladies get up, Gale swings at her with a right, but Joanne ducks and german suplexes her]

Referee: 1...2...(Albion Gale gets her shoulder up)

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli lifts her in a suplex, but Albion Gale floats over behind her. Sweet chin music! Blazing Kick!

[Canelli drops to the mat, sprawled out. Albion Gale collapses on her and makes the cover]

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale pulls her up by the hair, but Canelli basement dropkicks Gale's kneecap.

Andrew Fulton: Oh, it bent in there a wee bit.

Jeremy Tucker: "The Jersey Devil Diva" Joanne Canelli applies a kneebar.

Andrew Fulton: The champion has been wearing down that knee the whole match, now she's going in for the kill!

[Joanne Canelli cranks back on Gale's calf, bending her knee back. Albion Gale grabs her hair in pain, shrieking in agony, but refusing to tap out]

Jeremy Tucker: Canelli finally releases the kneebar. She double underhooks Gale's arms, but Albion backdrops her way out of it.

[The crowd comes to life. Albion Gale pulls herself up by the ropes, but she's noticeably limping. She grabs an oncoming Canelli in a cradle suplex and then lifts her into a fisherman's buster]

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale grabs her arms in a crucifix and pulls her back down into a cradle!

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli gets her shoulder up)

Jeremy Tucker: She's got the champ a little rattled I think.

Andrew Fulton: In your dreams. Joanne Canelli whacks her with another kick to the leg, dropping her to the mat. Back in control!

[Joanne Canelli wraps up Albion Gale's legs and pulls her arms back into a surfboard, then curb stomps her face into the mat]

Andrew Fulton: Bite The Curb!

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli applies her Italian Neck Tie cobra clutch!

Andrew Fulton: She pulls back on her wrist while applying pressure on the back of her neck.

[Joanne Canelli yells "Ask her!" at Tommy Milligan. Milligan tests Albion Gale's arm, and it drops. He lifts it a second time, but Albion keeps it up]

Jeremy Tucker: Joanne Canelli changes it into a sleeper, and then dives down into a slam!

Andrew Fulton: The champ takes a few seconds to catch her breath, and then hops onto the middle of the second rope.

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale hops onto the second rope with her, and grabs her with a springboard russian legsweep!!

[The audience leaps to their feet! Gale massages her knee for a while. She steps through the ropes, and pulls herself onto the middle of the top rope with a springboard meteora double kneestrike to Canelli's shoulders

Jeremy Tucker: Darkened Skies!

Referee: 1...2...(Joanne Canelli kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale applies a koji clutch she calls White Noise! This is what made Jade tap out in the first round!

[The fans cheer wildly as Gale clamps down on Canelli's head with the facelock while applying pressure on Joanne's head with her leg. Reno Renard, BJ Rude Thompson, Scarpaci Canelli shout encouragement from ringside]

Andrew Fulton: Tommy Milligan asking Joanne Canelli if she wants to quit but the champion hanging on.

Jeremy Tucker: Hey! Jade just ran down to the ring and threw those brass knuckles in!

Andrew Fulton: My monitor is back to being on the fritz. This thing...

[Joanne Canelli grabs the brass knuckles and smashes Albion Gale in the knee with them!! Albion Gale shrieks out in agony, and releases the White Noise. The New York crowd boos loudly, and Canelli tosses the brass knuckles to Jade at ringside]

Jeremy Tucker: With help from her partner in the KGB, The Jersey Devil Diva uses those brass knuckles to once again save her bacon.

Andrew Fulton: No idea what you're talking about once again, Jerry, Joanne Canelli bounces into the ropes and hits her five knuckle shuffle to Albion Gale's knee! Dirt Off Your Shoulder!

[The Amazons Arena jeers loudly as Albion Gale rolls around, clutching her knee. Joanne Canelli sneers at the fans, and then stomps Gale's knee. She fireman's carries Albion onto her shoulders, and then sits her on the top turnbuckle]

Andrew Fulton: Joanne Canelli climbs to the second turnbuckle for the Welcome to the Jersey Shore, but Albion Gale catches her between the eyes with a haymaker!

Jeremy Tucker: Canelli is stunned! Jade's got those brass knuckles! She's climbing to the apron!

[Jade takes a wild swing at Albion Gale but she ducks, and Jade hits Joanne Canelli in the temple with the brass knuckles!! The crowd roars as Canelli falls like a redwood off the second rope to the mat below]

Jeremy Tucker: Friendly fire from Jade! Albion Gale stands up and flips into her shooting star press!! Purple Rain!

Referee: 1...2...3!!!

[The New York audience leaps to their feet as “Invidia” by Yoko Shimomura plays through the Amazons Arena! Albion Gale pulls herself up by the ropes with her arm in the air]

Andrew Fulton: No!! This can't be! What was Jade thinking??

Jeremy Tucker: Albion Gale has upset the SWAT Amazon Champion!

Frank Salazar: "THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE FINALS...ALBION GALE!!!"

[Joanne Canelli's eyes bug out as Scarpaci Canelli, Reno Renard, and BJ Rude Thompson try to reassure her. Jade apologizes over and over to a clearly concussed SWAT Amazon Champion. Seiji Shimuzu helps Albion Gale to her feet as she favors her left knee]

Andrew Fulton: This is horrible, Jerry. I don't feel so well. (lights up another cigarette)

Jeremy Tucker: Live by the knucks, die by the knucks, Andy.

Andrew Fulton: (puffing smoke) The KGB is still a solid unit. This is just a mistake anyone can make. I hit me aunt with brass knuckles by accident once when she surprised me masturbating once. We laugh about it now.

Jeremy Tucker: You masturbate in brass knucks? Wait, forget i even asked. Albion Gale defeats our women's champion and is now in the finals, awaiting the winner of Melody Doll and "Lucky" Linda La Fey.

Andrew Fulton: The winner of that match will receive two million dollars, More than I make in a year.

Jeremy Tucker: But not unscathed, Albion Gale seems to have injured her knee.

Andrew Fulton: The Mafia Princess leaves her mark!

[Seiji Shimuzu helps a limping Albion Gale to the back while fans pat her on the back. She stands on the top of the stage, pushes Shimuzu away, and holds her arms out as though soaking in some sun. The Amazons Arena gives her a huge pop]

[alexwithers]

Alex Withers: You hear that people… you hear that faint sound? That’s the countdown to the inevitable… tick, tock, tick, tock… and not tick, tock Duke Kosloff has gone on some outlandish story about his past that either makes him A. the most wanted man in the world, B. a dementia sufferer or C. full of shit. Nah, this tock that ticks… is the clock that counts down to the moment that buzzer sounds and our to the SWAT ring walks none other than the athletically defined, technically refined, the man of the hour, the man that can, high flying, hard hitting, get in my way and it will be your teeth that you’ll be spitting… I am the Enigma, I am The Next Generation, I am simply put the best in the business today…. And when that clock has ticked it’s final tock, and when that buzzer sounds, and when Alex Withers walks to that ring… a new era in SWAT begins. A new standard in professional wrestling is announced. The worlds eyes will be transfixed on four letters that up until now has meant nothing to the outside world, but after tonight… after tonight this company becomes the centre of the wrestling world, every dirt sheet, every wrestling magazine, every column inch on the internet, every keyboard bashing pretenders will all have the letters S…W…A…T on their lips because the most dangerous son of bitch in the game is here… You see I don’t care who it is, I don’t care if it is Kosloff who knows from pastures afield just what I can do… I don’t care whether it is Timeless, I don’t care whether it is Suzi Spitz tagging with God Almighty himself it’s the same result… Alex Withers making Spitz pick up the lords’ teeth off the floor with her very own broken fingers…

Withers stood there with mic in hand fully dressed and ready to go, his blood was pumping, his eyes were like stalks. A fierce determination written in his eyes, a snarl that wore a look of anticipation. He bounced side to side like a caged animal ready to be let loose. His words were spoken quickly, spat out at a furious pace as if he were running out of time. Beads of sweat ran down his head, his tattoos glistened under the camera lights. He was amped to say the least

Alex Withers: Nah, this isn’t a moment to forget people… this isn’t the moment where you turn the channel, this isn’t the moment where you look for a Kobe Bryant documentary, an WWE disaster or if you’re really fucking desperate switch over to Disney land and watch the fairytale disaster that is AEW… Nah, you keep the dial tuned in to SWAT, you keep your eyes on No Mans Land and you get ready for…history. That’s right New York, tonight we create history… every single person in this arena is going to be able to go home and say that… they were there. They were there when they saw the return of the one and only, they were there when Alex Withers spoke the truth on this mic, they were ther when I lit up the ring, they were there when I made it official… Alex Withers was heading for the SWAT Heavyweight Championship. Every single one of you watching, crowded around your television, watching it under the covers in your rooms get ready for hell at the sound of that bell, get ready for a night you will never forget… get ready for the pinnacle of this sport. Because that is what I am bringing. One by one I am going to take out every single person in the way until there is just one… one person standing on top of the mountain, one man looking at the biggest title in SWAT with one aim in mind… making that title the biggest title in professional wrestling. You’re looking at the man who is going to take that title and run with it in to the history books, the XHF network like to build up stars from all over the world, it likes to shout about the other promotions well listen up network.. get your shit in order because your promotion, your tweets, your marketing needs to be geared around one company, one man and you’re looking at it right here, right now. I am carrying this place to greatness and I am taking that title to the promised land.

Withers cocked his head to one side with a smirk running across his face

Alex Withers: So the question is folks, are you ready? Are the boys in the back…ready. Are the people in the arena…ready? Are the fans watching at home…ready. Is the fucktards in the IWC…ready? Well make no mistake if you’re not, get a cushion throw it over your three millimetre chode because what you are about to see is x-rated, what you are about to see is greatness, what you are about to see is the best show on earth. So get ready, sit up, take notice because today is the day that Alex Withers takes this company to the lights, takes the company to task, and puts the champ on notice.

Withers starts to walk off camera but returns wagging his finger

Alex Withers: Oh hey, but if any of you boys in the back want to prove me wrong then by all means, I’ll see you in my office. Like I said earlier tonight… come make yourself a star. I’ll be waiting ready to prove that I am EVERYTHING you will never be

With that nods his head and walks off ready for battle

[Jonnie Valentine]

[Open up on Saturday Night Live's closing segment. A still black and white picture of "The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows" Jonnie Valentine talking out of an old timey director's megaphone with jazzy saxophone underneath. The shot fades out to Jonnie standing in front of the SNL cast and 110% Syberus. The audience is rhythmically clapping as the piano bangs out the familiar SNL ending theme]

"The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows" Jonnie Valentine: Thank you so much, I want to thank everyone: the cast, Lorne, 110% Syberus...I'm sorry we weren't able to do the Trump sketch, but everyone knows about the incident between Alec Baldwin and I at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. Plus the Mitt Romney make up made my skin break out. And it went on for too long. 


(Audience: Clap clap) 


Jonnie Valentine: But I want to thank everyone: Mick Jagger, Paul Simon, Flavor Flav, Lev Parnas, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Frostbite...you fucked up man. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: If you needed another asskicking, you didn't need to cost Team SWAT our chance to rid the world of the KGB. I could have had Greg pencil you in for a house show in Boulder, Colorado. At least that way we could get a decent house from the people in your high school or worked with you at a Best Buy who want to see you get stretched. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


[The cast behind Jonnie seems confused how this turned into a wrestling promo]


Jonnie Valentine: You had it all, man. You were the most interesting part of Lucifer and Doomsday promos. Then you throw it all away to be the second most interesting part of KGB promos? 


110% Syberus: But...


Jonnie Valentine: Let them fight over it. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: And now the fans are just like your parents, or anyone who's had to share an rental car to the next town with you. They hate you. I'm glad I could help. But you didn't have to betray SWAT. We could have accomplished the same thing by showing them your Spotify playlists, or at the very least your cringe worthy attempts at seduction in Palm Springs. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: Speaking of Namaste, Goth; I didn't need to lure the hottest new wrestler in the industry into The Society of the New Breed with "cannabis AND marijuana." I just did it by not being Psychotic Grump. Suzi Spitz sees what you and Frostbite fail to grasp. The Society arrives into a territory, makes it exponentially better, and saves the people at home from what wrestling can be if you're not careful. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: First thing we are commandeering is Joanne Canelli's SWAT Amazon title. Suzi cannot allow what should be one of our top titles to be wasted on a mob princess with knuckle dusters. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


[Beck Bennett starts motioning that Jonnie should wrap it up]


Jonnie Valentine: No, totally. I want to thank-...Alex Withers, you think I'm afraid of your stomps?? Are you-...get your hands off me Cecily!!


[Cecily Strong releases her hand on Jonnie's shoulder and slowly backs up. Jonnie doesn't start talking until she's standing back with the cast]


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: What I'm afraid of, is that Zoran Sainovic II will actually sign you. I'm afraid I will run into you in catering and that you will ask me to watch your matches. I would take stomps all day long not to have to do that. 


(Audience: Clap clap) 


Jonnie Valentine: But seriously, I gotta go. My kids, guys, go to sleep. Dad's coming...Ok, one last thing and then seriously I-...Anthony Caffrey. He comes into my company, looking like Rachel Maddow, acting like he's not getting tossed on his ass out of that Rumble. You're not eating my lunch, they're not even letting you out of Special Ed, it's not gonna be an issue for me. You're gonna get a SWAT day pass, get tossed out like the Bushwhacker Luke that you are, and fuck off back to whatever AXW is. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: Now, I can handle that you wanted to take your shot at me. But then you insult our English rose, 110% Syberus?


110% Syberus: It's fine, man...  


Jonnie Valentine: No, no, Tom it's not. This man is a guest. From something called AWF, I think. Doesn't matter. And instead of walking up to each one of us when he gets here and shaking our hands, Mr. No Heat threatens to eat your lunch. Demanding title shots as a back up plan for when he takes that ride over the top rope. That's not how it's done here, Tony Bologna. That's why you had to change in a bathroom stall by the t-shirt table. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: Grab someone to smarten you up. I've done this so long, I'm the reason you do this. I am the sun, the moon, and the stars as far as your concerned. 


(Audience: Clap clap)


Jonnie Valentine: Very sorry, very sorry. The floor director is giving me the cue that we're out of... Psychotic Grump, I know this match is going to be horrific. You're going to hit me with chairs, and barbed wire wrapped lightbulbs, and flaming timekeeper bells. I know that Vampira is going to kick me in my balls. I know that I will probably have to win if I want to save my life. You are the last person I wanted to face, because I don't want to wrestle like I'm in Puerto Rico in the 90s. If I lose my belt to you, the front row of SWAT fans will be picking glass and wrassler juice out of their hair and listening to screams in ancient dialects from now on. No one wants to doom them to that. So I gotta step up, that's the gig. 


(A man in the crowd shouts, "I love you, Jonnie!")


Jonnie Valentine: I love you too, guy. We'll see you next week. 


[The saxophone music blasts and everyone starts hugging. Jonnie hugs Mick Jagger. Jonnie hugs Beck Bennett. Jonnie hugs Young MC. Jonnie plays like he's going to slap box with Kyle Mooney, then hugs Kyle. Jonnie hugs Paul Simon. Jonnie hugs Aidy Bryant. Jonnie hugs 110% Syberus. Jonnie hugs Mikey Day. Jonnie does not hug Pete Davidson. Jonnie hugs Flavor Flav. Jonnie hugs Alex Moffat. Jonnie headlocks Colin Jost and everyone has a good laugh. Then Jonnie hugs Colin Jost. Jonnie asks Colin what he and Scarlett Johansson are doing for the after party. Colin says they're pretty tired and they're probably just going to go home. Jonnie asks where home is. Colin says Montauk. Jonnie says he can drive out there, it's no problem. Colin says that'd be great but they have to be up early the next morning. Jonnie says maybe next time. He has Greg his assistant do the rest of his hugs] 

[edwarddubin0604]

(Flames lick out from under the locker room as the camera arrives and the door blasts off it's hinges as the camera focuses on Psychotic Goth and Vampira who just stand there. Psychotic Goth is laughing as the flames continue to rise even higher and with more intensity.)

Vampira: "So Valentine you suddenly think you own SWAT. I guess your ego is too huge to fit in that already strained skull of yours.
Don't worry Valentine you'll have no worries about headaches anymore."

Psychotic Goth: "Poor Jonnie Valentine. Do you think these flames are an illusion. Do you think that I'm a joke, because I roar in ancient dialects but look at this Jonnie Valentine."

(He raises his arms and the flames miraculously disappear.)

Psychotic Goth: "Did you see that Jonnie. Did you see what I did. Do you see anyone else in the locker room with special effects equipment creating these flames of hell."

(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient dialect as the flames return with more intensity.)

Psychotic Goth: "Do you think this is illusion. Do you think this is some trick Valentine. Try it for yourself and see it's a fantasy that's not reality. Look at yourself Valentine and what you've become since coming back and winning the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. Shilling for every piece of worthless shit and then appear on a late night weekend program doing worthless skits and you think it's funny. Look at yourself Valentine and ask yourself if the audience that you were appearing in front of was laughing because they were cued to do so or was it genuine. Ask yourself but I know the answer that you don't wish to acknowledge and that is it's just an illusion you created for yourself."

(He roars in an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "Now you claim to own SWAT all because you hold the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. You dare claim people will be so depressed because I shall become champion and end your joke of a title reign. One that has seen you make the title a joke. A reign that has embarrassed SWAT in front of all the XHF Network. I heard it in the AWF and I heard it in the former PSW when I participated in one of their events. I hate to say it but Caffrey and Winter's right about you Valentine. You are a bad joke that nobody laughs at anymore."

(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "I guess you're taking credit for Suzi losing her SWAT World heavyweight Championship so you can steal Joanne Canelli's SWAT Amazons Championship. If it is you then you are pathetic and incompetent. Imagine you trash Frostbite but you forgot to mention the fact you didn't trust him. You betrayed Team SWAT and you refuse to take responsibility for your duplicity. You never were one to take responsibility for your own actions do you Valentine. When I win this match and the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. SWAT shall be even greater than it was than when Radu Matei or Suzi Spitz ruled while they were champions."

Vampira: "Because Psychotic Goth always took his reign as champion seriously."

Psychotic Goth: "I never changed my image and I never sold out to anyone or group. I'm not an asshole or a hypocrite like you are and I never changed my nickname or moniker every show and PPV as if I'm some freakin fuckin test product in front of some demographic audience. I don't care if I have the approval of the ringsiders or anyone else for that matter. I care more about restoring the honor and respect of SWAT's integrity and honor."

Vampira: Psychotic Goth shall make SWAT that and more again."

Psychotic Goth: "I cursed bothyou and KGB for constantly screwing me and I have never forgotten the shit you pulled on me. Look at what has happened since. marty Donovan shills for Disney and has proclaimed himself a Star Wars Champion and dresses like Yoda as if he's cosplaying at a comic con. Syberus doesn't look interested in defending his title anymore and has gotten lazy since and to the point he has to rename his championship the SWAT International Championship. So deny that I cursed you since I did."

(He roars in an ancient dialect as he lowers his head and spreads his arms and flings his head upwards revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)

Psychotic Goth: "When you fall and I shall rise again. I shall restore the luster this title once had and I shall make sure the whole XHF knows that 'The Psychotic One' shall spread his reign of terror all over and men lie Ryan Cullen shall never take over. 'The King of the Goths' shall lead his gothic hordes into battle and I shall prevail in this war and yes there shall be blood and gore and violence and pain and agony the likes even you haven't experienced Valentine. Darkness and Hell shall be the reign and rule when I get through with you Valentine it's going to be a very bloody Valentine's day for you. Thus I have spoken and thus it shall be done."

(He roars in an ancient dialect as the flames recede and the scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

(The show returns from spots for college and professional basketball games, tourist spots for Ireland, along with Melody Doll in a carnival spot and "Lucky" Linda La Fey in a Irish whiskey commercial before returning to the arena where ringsiders are holding signs that say ""Lucky" Linda hits the $2,00,000 Dollar lottery!," "Melody is such a Doll!," "Linda's eyes are smiling!" and "Melody and her Goo Goo Dolls!" before fading to the broadcast table where Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton are sitting wearing headsets."

Jeremy Tucker: "Welcome back and things have gotten quite interesting."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah speaking of interesting the powers that be decided that Dragonatrix will be refereeing this upcoming match and believe me she's going to have her hands full."

Jeremy Tucker: "I agree with you because the upcoming match now is 'Lucky' Linda La Fey facing off against Melody Doll of The Dark Carnival."

Andrew Fulton: "Don't expect a wrestling match in this one because it's going to be an all out brawl and Linda's known for that."

Jeremy Tucker: "I agree with you there. It's going to be a brawl and quite hardcore since both like that style."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh do they ever. I can tell you one thing with a name like Dark Carnival who needs killer clowns."

Jeremy Tucker: "At least they didn't come from outer space."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh that's real funny. Too bad Melody doesn't take Beelzebozo and Radu Matei with her since both will be right at home with those freaks."

Jeremy Tucker: "Getting back to this match Melody got to this round by defeating Ireland's Hannah Rockford but in this match 'Lucky' Linda La Fey is the opponent and like we mentioned this is going to be a hardcore brawl and Dragonatrix is going to have her hands full."

Andrew Fulton: "Let's also include brutal because the brutality is going to be extreme. This is Linda's kind of match since it's a typical SWAT Amazons match and we know the Amazons can really tear into each other."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda got by a real tough Suzi Spitz and that should be an early Match of the Year contender. Linda feels it's her time to shine and she plans on doing so."

Andrew Fulton: "She's going to shine alright and do it decisively. Linda's going to literally beatdown that freak and then rearrange her face to make it just as bad as Radu Matei's already ugly face."

Jeremy Tucker: "Both love bloodshed and they're both going to be quite happy when they spill each other's blood. Believe me for $2,000,000 Dollars they'll do anything to get it."

Andrew Fulton: "That's what it's all about Jerry. This is SWAT and SWAT Amazon wrestlers rule the ring and so will the KGB. Meanwhile Linda's going to dominate that Raggedy Ann and Andy reject from a display window. Sorry Melody you won't be living in your little dolly house or even playing in it after you lose, and your sugar daddy Ryan Cullen whoever that freak is, won't give you your allowance either."

Jeremy Tucker: "Right now let's go to the ring for the introductions."

Frank Salazar: "This next round match in the $2,000,000 dollar Women's Tournament is scheduled for one fall introducing first the special guest enforcer Dragonatrix. Now introducing first, representing The Dark Carnival. She comes in at 5'8" and weighs in at 127lbs. Please welcome Melody Doll."

("Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez begins to play as throughout the building, smoke fills the air in the building as the lights dim to a shadow. The sounds of little kids laughing can be heard as the song plays as the smoke clears you as the song ends and the smoke finally clears you can see the faces of Andrew Fulton: "Melody and Carol "The Shattered Dolls. waiting for Melody's opponent with looks of insanity and craze on their faces.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody just left the ring and now she's coming over and just gave you a doll."

Andrew Fulton: "Get that monstrosity away from me."

Jeremy Tucker: "She gave it to you."

Andrew Fulton: "I don't want that scary thing."

Jeremy Tucker: "She wanted you to have it."

Andrew Fulton: "I rather be cursed by Psychotic Goth and Vampira than take this scary monster from those two freaks."

Frank Salazar: "Now introducing from Dublin, Ireland. She comes in at 5'5" and weighs in at 131lbs. She is both 'The Heart and Soul of SWAT" and Captain of Team SWAT and a former SWAT Amazons Women's Champion. Please welcome 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."

("Linger" by Cranberries plays and "Lucky" Linda La Fey storms ringside slapping hands and when she slides into the ring she mounts the turnbuckle and thumps her chest as she roars before jumping off the turnbuckle and glaring at her opponent.)

Jeremy Tucker: "The bell rings and this match is underway. They circle and lock up grappling for an advantage before breaking. They lock up again and once again they grapple for an advantage but can't get any and they break again."

Andrew Fulton: "Melody challenges Linda to a Greco-Roman knucklelock and being the sucker she is accepts the challenge. They lock fingers and she forces Linda to her knees. Dragonatrix is checking to see if she wants to give but Linda refuses. She forces her way back to her feet and forces Melody to the mat and she stomps both her hands."

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody scrambles to her corner crying and Carol screams and shouts at Dragonatrix who's not going for her or Melody's excuses. Linda just shrugs and mock cries before moving in but Melody grabs her tights and rams her into the ringpost. Melody screams and lets loose with clubbing fists and double axehandles."

Andrew Fulrton: "What a phony whining and crying brat. She continues to scream and get into Linda's face before opening up a can of whoop ass before Dragonatrix forces her off and gives her a severe warning. Melody screams and gets into her face but Dragonatrix isn't budging or showing any bit of intimidation."

Jeremy Tucker: "Dragonatrix is known for not being intimidated."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah Melody's going to find that out."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda throws Linda out of the corner by her hair and stomps a mudhole into Linda's mid-section. She bodyslams Linda with authority and bounds into the ropes and legdrops onto Linda's chestbefore making the cover for a one count."

Andrew Fulton: "What's this slime on this doll....Ugh! Disgusting! Melody mounts and grounds and pounds Linda who flips her forward and she mounts and grounds and pounds Melody who barely forces her off. Linda starts kicking and stomping Melody with a vengeance. Now Linda gets into Melody's already ugly face."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda whips Melody into the ropes and clotheslines her followed by a leaping legdrop to Melody's chest. She bounds into the ropes again and delivers an elbow to her head and makes the cover for a one count as well."

Andrew Fulton: "Someone call security because this psycho rolled out of the ring and is headed this way. Linda follows her out and she clotheslines into our broadcast table. How could she do that to me. I don't want to see that nut job up close and personal."

Jeremy Tucker: "Why not?"

Andrew Fulton: "She's scarier than her doll."

Jeremy Tucker: "Please. Linda smashes Melody's head repeatedly into the table and what are you doing."

Andrew Fulton: "Take this doll and use it on Melody."

Jeremy Tucker: "I think Carol just glared and pointed at you."

Andrew Fulton: "Why. I did them a favor."

Jeremy Tucker: "I think Linda took you up on your offer."

Andrew Fulton: "At least I don't have to worry about looking at that ugly thing again. Linda smashes it repeatedly over Melody's face and head breaking it. She sets her up and look out for the powerbomb through our table."

(Andrew Fulton and Jeremy Tucker flee the broadcast table.)

Jeremy Tucker: "There goes our table. Linda rolls Melody back into the ring and looks under the ring and finds a fire extinguisher and returns to the ring and smashes Melody's head with it."

Andrew Fulton: "I guess it didn't improve her already ogre looks that even Shrek would have ran away from her. Linda whips Melody into the corner but she counters with a clothesline out of the corner. She leaves the ring and finds a leather strap. Oh this doesn't look good for Linda."

Jeremy Tucker: "I believe you're right. Melody reenters the ring and starts whipping Linda's back and body without mercy. She yells and screams as she gets into Linda's face like a banshee as she wraps the leather strap around her throat and chokes and drags her around the ring."

Andrew Fulton: "Melody attepts to hang Linda who delivers a series of elbows followed by a series of knees to her mid-section. Melody counters with a series of vicious eye rakes blinding Linda. She rakes Linda's back and delivers a series of vicious clubbing forearms and double axehandles."

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody whips Linda into a corner and avalanches her. She whips Linda into the opposite corner and she delivers a second avalanche. Melody chokes Linda as Dragonatrix warns her who releases and pouts like a little girl who did something wrong but got caught doing it."

Andrew Fulton: "Melody leaves the ring and finds an icepick before reentering the ring. She and Carol laugh like little girls before she digs that icepick into Linda's head and carves her head open severely cutting her head. Linda's bleeding profusely."

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody just licked Linda's head and is laughing sadistically."

Andrew Fulton: "Ugh! That's Disgusting! Vampira and Joanne Canelli have more manners that these two freaks."

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody attempts to use that icepick again but Linda counters with a low blow and proceeds to bite Melody's hand. She grabs that icepick and tucks it into her tights before smashing Melody's head repeatedly into the turnbuckle. She continues to smash her head into the middle turnbuckle and finally does it on the bottom turnbuckle."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah that won't unscramble that already scrambled brain of hers. Linda opens up a can of whoop ass before mounting Melody and takes that icepick out and returns the favor and digs and carves open Melody's head and she laughs as her head is severely cut and she's bleeding profusely. Now she throws the icepick away and she bites Melody's head."

Jeremy Tucker: "Things just got ugly and fast with these two women. Linda finds the leather strap and she returns the favor by whipping Melody with it. She gets behind Melody and sits on her and applies a camel clutch and chokes Melody with that strap as she screams and bellows like a banshee."

Andrew Fulton: "What a wet dream that would have been but not for the fact Linda's wrestling this ugly Barbie Doll. Linda continues to pull back as Dragonatrix counts and warns her to break the choke which Linda does. She butt bounces Melody repeatedly before getting off Melody. Carol practically was clapping at Linda for doing that."

Jeremy Tucker: "I admit that I've seen some strange reactions but these two sisters top it all."

Andrew Fulton: "Strange. These two are out right out of their minds."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda leaves the ring and finds a chair and reenters the ring. She bellows as she bangs the chair on the canvas before viciously beating Melody's body and back with it. Melody definitely woke up Linda and she's seeing first hand you don't play mind games with her. Linda's definitely determined to win the match and face Albion Gale for the $2,000,000 dollar Women's Tournament."

Andrew Fulton: "Then those two Heavy machinery wannabe lookalikes will demand a date with Linda La Fey. They definitely wouldn't have any luck with Albion knowing they wouldn't know how to talk mid-western or Japanese. Hell if Canelli won they wouldn't get near her because of her bodyguards or live if she bit them. So they lucked out there."

Jeremy Tucker: "I have to agree with you when it comes to Canelli. Dragonatrix warns Linda to release the choke which she does at the last second. Linda leaves the ring and looks under the ring and finds a piece of sheet metal and slides it in and reenters the ring and she sets it up in a corner."

Andrew Fulton: "Linda whips Melody head first into that metal sheet in the corner. Linda charges in and avalanches her further denting that sheet. I don't know who or what I'm more sorry for the sheet metal or ugly Melody."

Andrew Fulton: "Carol just got onto the ring apron to get into Dragonatrix's face and Linda charges and knocks her off the ring apron but Melody uses that distraction to running big boot Linda out of the ring onto the floor. Melody screams and executes a running elbow off the ring apron onto Linda's chest."

Andrew Fulton: "Carol shrieks as does Melody as if they were performing in a bad heavy metal band and singing a bad heavy metal song in a karaoke bar. Melody finds a hammer and she hits Linda in the shoulder."

Jeremy Tucker: "Dragonatrix is checking on Linda to see if she's alright and Linda signals that she's okay. Melody tosses Linda back into the ring unceremoniously and crawls back into the ring like a stalker with a maniacal look on her face. She places the hammer and positions Linda and executes a suplex onto that hammer and Linda's in pain."

Andrew Fulton: "Gee look at the Terror Twins clap and cheer in glee in stereo. Melody starts to choke Linda as Dragonatrix counts and warns Melody to break the hold or risk disqualification. She grips Linda's hair and starts smashing her head into the canvas repeatedly while screaming and shouting maniacally like the looney toon that she is. Now Melody rams her knees repeatedly into Linda's ribs."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda's going to have trouble breathing. Melody whips Linda into the corner and charges in but Linda rolls out of the way and Melody crashes into the ringpost. Linda goes to the opposite corner and she charges in she chopblocks Melody's leg."

Andrew Fulton: "Melody looks like she's laughing more than reacting in pain. Linda leaves the ring and she finds a ladder. She slides it in and then goes under the ring to find a table and she slides that in too. Now she finds another chair and she slides that into the ring too. Carol tries to sneak up on her but receives a brogue kick or her troubles but it still doesn't improve her already ugly looks."

Jeremy Tucker: "Melody just speared Linda out of nowhere and makes the cover for a close three count. Melody roars and get into Dragonatrix's face but she's not having it and reads her the riot act. Linda rolls melody up for a close three count. Talking about having lots of heart and Linda certainly has it."

Andrew Fulton: "There goes ugly Melody complaining again. Carol finally picks her ugly ass off the floor as Melody whips Linda into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Linda bounds into the ropes and delivers a Passe de Muerte."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda roars and is psyching herself up. She starts to set up the table and sets up that chair. Linda sees Melody get up and uses that chair to bash her head in before placing her leg into that chair and opens up a can of whoop ass on that bad leg."

Andrew Fulton: "Linda charging a arm and a leg."

Jeremy Tucker: "No surprise she's collecting."

Andrew Fulton: "Linda's setting up the ladder as Carol gets onto the ring apron and getting into Dragonatrix's face tossing something into the ring that Dragonatrix never saw. Melody picks it up and uses to spray mace into Linda's face."

Jeremy Tucker: "Carol jumps off the ring apron as Melody executes a hammerlock DDT on that chair and she makes the cover...No don't let it end this way....One....Two....Th.....No! Linda gets a shoulder up."

Andrew Fulton: "I think that I found something else to compare Radu Matei and 'The Shattered Dolls' and that is they both seem to like to rip their hair out. Hell I think they're related from the way they act like maniacs. Melody continues to rip at her hair. Melody attempts a short arm clothesline but but Linda counters with a DDT onto that chair."

Jeremy Tucker: "Linda sees Carol attempt attempting to climb into the ring and Linda delivers a running knee knocking her to the floor. Linda goes to the top rope and she flies off and she curb stomps Melody in the face."

Andrew Fulton: "That's Melody's ugly face to you. Linda places Melody onto the table and she climbs the ladder and bellows and beats her chest. before she flies off the ladder and she demolishes both the table and Melody before double underhooking the leg....One.....Two.....Three."

Frank Salazar: "Your winner at 29minutes and moving on to the finals 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."

Jeremy Tucker: "'Lucky' Linda La Fey showed she can survive an extremely hardcore battle with a very tough match with Melody Doll."

Andrew Fulton: "As long as I don't have to see those two monsters anytime later in the program and for that matter anytime into the future. Hell I can tell you Sugar Daddy Ryan Cullen's pissed off."

Jeremy Tucker: "We can only hope. Right now we have to go to a break but we'll be back with more SWAT action after this."

(They fade to commercials.)

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: Up next, the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship is on the line.

Andrew Fulton: Psychotic Goth finally gets his hands on a man he hates – although there's many of those to be fair – and can deal a massive blow to the Society of the New Breed by taking away the World Heavyweight title here tonight!

[“My Heart Beats With People” by Jonnie Valentine hits and the crowd reach their feet. Jonnie jogs down to the ring, slapping fans hands, doing a full lap around the front row. He finds a geeky teen riddled with acne singing his theme song, and he sings along with him. He pulls on the top rope to vault inside the ring and does the double guns to the crowd to a massive roar. Jonnie has a red tasseled jacket with "The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows" written in cursive lettering on the back which he peels off seductively and throws into the crowd, revealing the SWAT World Heavyweight title strapped around his waist.]

Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Palm Springs, California, standing 5'10 and weighing 234lbs... he is the SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... “The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows” JONNIE VALENTINE!!

Jeremy Tucker: Valentine's long and storied career took another high when he captured his first title in decades by beating Suzi Spitz.

[Evil green mist bellows out of the ring entrance as a woman screams and Psychotic Goth laughing maniacally as "Welcome To Your Death" by Annihilator plays and Vampira leads Psychotic Goth to ringside in chains while holding Psychotic Goth's homemade weapon. He ignores the ringsiders and stops at the ring for Vampira to unlock the chains and Psychotic Goth rubs his wrists hard as he climbs the ringsteps and enters the ring and stands in his corner. He slowly takes off his trenchcoat and jewellery before he lowers his head and raises his arms before throwing his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks looking and snarling like a demonic maniac crazed and intimidating as he is given his homemade weapon and he caresses it before placing it in his corner for Vampira to hold until it's time for Psychotic Goth to use it.]

Frank Salazar: And the challenger, from the Depths of Hell, standing 6'5 and weighing 235 lbs... PSYCHOTIC GOTH!!!

[The crowd has turned and rocks with boos. Goth just eyeballs Jonnie Valentine.]

Jeremy Tucker: Goth staring at the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion with hatred in his eyes.

Andrew Fulton: Jonnie will know he's been in a match tonight, one way or another.

[Psychotic Goth immediately spear tackles Jonnie Valentine and starts laying into him with furious right hands.]

Jeremy Tucker: Goth wasting absolutely no time here!

Andrew Fulton: Look at the animosity here from Goth to Jonnie Valentine, he's putting everything behind those strikes.

Jeremy Tucker: Goth starts choking Valentine now! The referee is going to have to step in here.

[Referee Frederik Gunnarson does a four count and forces Goth to ease off. Valentine gets back to his feet clutching his throat. Psychotic Goth charges in but Jonnie ducks and Goth hits the turnbuckle.]

Jeremy Tucker: Neckbreaker by the World champion, buying himself a reprieve.

Andrew Fulton: Psychotic Goth is going to come at Jonnie with a frantic pace, that part is already clear. Jonnie is going to have to do what he can to slow that down.

[Both men get back to their feet holding their necks. Jonnie catches Goth with a kick to the mid and goes for an irish whip, Goth reverses and screams as he takes Jonnie down with a clothesline.]

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... (Jonnie kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Valentine has been totally blindsided by this start from Psychotic Goth. Goth grinds a forearm over the face of the World champion!

[Jonnie groans but Goth relents before long and screams at Jonnie to get up. Jonnie pulls himself back up with the ropes and Goth folds him in half with a back suplex.]

Jeremy Tucker: High impact from the challenger! Goth locks in a crucifix arm bar.

Andrew Fulton: He's going to wrench Valentine's arm off!

[The referee checks if Jonnie wants to quit but he refuses. Goth yanks back on the arm and Jonnie howls in pain.]

Jeremy Tucker: The challenger in total control of these early stages. We could see the title change hands right here!

Andrew Fulton: Jonnie is no stranger to pain and loss, he's a wrestling promoter.

Jeremy Tucker: Look at this, Jonnie Valentine hooks his foot on the bottom rope, he's going to escape this one.

[The ref forces the break of the hold and Pyschotic Goth remonstrates with him as Jonnie rolls his arm. Goth pulls Jonnie back up but he catches him with a thumb to the eye.]

Jeremy Tucker: Drop toe hold by Jonnie Valentine. He follows up by dropping an elbow across the back of Goth's head.

Andrew Fulton: Valentine needs to build an offence here.

[Jonnie shoves Goth back into a corner and thunders in with repeated shoulder blocks, driving the air out of his challenger. Vampira screams encouragement at Goth from the outside.]

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie takes Goth down and out of the corner with a hip toss. Goth turns back to his feet and Jonnie lifts him for a Samoan drop.

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... (Goth kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Can Jonnie Valentine build some steam here?

Andrew Fulton: He needs to, or Goth will eat him alive.

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie with a sunset flip!!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Goth kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: The champion almost catching the challenger out there!

Andrew Fulton: Goth is fuming. He blocks a right hand and nails Jonnie with a headbutt!

[Jonnie staggers back holding his face. Goth comes running in with a bulldog.]

Jeremy Tucker: Goth driving Jonnie's face directly into the canvas!

Andrew Fulton: It's an impressive start from the challenger tonight. I don't think Jonnie in his infinite wisdom anticipated this!

[Goth uppercuts Jonnie Valentine and rocks him back into the corner. Goth starts stomping a mudhole in Jonnie's midsection.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth drives a shoulder in now, not relenting this aggressive approach.

[Goth allows Jonnie to stumble out from the corner and spins him round with a spinebuster. He lets out a roar in ancient dialect to which the crowd rock with boos.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth having a few choice words with the audience here. Maybe he should be keeping his focus on the task in hand. Looks like that's what Vampira is trying to tell him as well!

Andrew Fulton: Goth is too distracted by the crowd he doesn't see Valentine stirring, Jonnie rolls him up with a schoolboy!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Goth kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: Goth furious! But Jonnie flips him over with an arm drag! And another! Jonnie with a knee lift, followed by a double underhook suplex!!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Goth kicks out)

Andrew Fulton: Still nothing doing for Jonnie Valentine, but he's back in the game.

[Jonnie whips Goth to the ropes then flapjacks his throat onto the top rope.]

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie with a hotshot there, Goth clutching at his throat after having it driven onto the rope.

Andrew Fulton: Dragon Suplex!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Goth kicks out)

[The crowd is starting to warm up now and chants of “Jonnie! Jonnie! Jonnie!” break out. Vampira screams at them in vain, trying to drown them out all by herself.]

Andrew Fulton: That's not going to work, Vampira, but you keep screaming...

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie with a running knee to the side of Goth's head!!

Andrew Fulton: Did you see his head snap back and forth there!?

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie signals for the end, he could put this challenger away here and walk out still the champion – Jonnie goes for a belly to belly, but Goth traps him in the embrace, and he's smiling!!

Andrew Fulton: Goth with a headbutt, and another, and another!! Jonnie is woozy again here.

[Goth screams and lifts Jonnie up for a powerslam.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth on for the pin!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Jonnie kicks out)

[Jonnie staggers back to his feet but is caught by a clothesline from hell to the back of the head! His neck jars forward and he crumples to the mat.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth with a Northern Lights Suplex!!

[Goth gets to his feet and roars to the crowd, who shower him with boos again. He makes a throat slashing motion and looks to go up top.]

Jeremy Tucker: Goth climbing the turnbuckle, he wants to go high risk here!

Andrew Fulton: This could be a mistake, but with Jonnie back to his feet he goes for a flying clothesline, Jonnie ducks out of the way but Goth lands on his feet and rolls out.

Jeremy Tucker: Lucky escape for both men there! Jonnie flapjacks Goth into the corner, he goes for a german suplex but Goth lands on his feet, Goth then goes for a german suplex, but Jonnie lands on his feet!

Andrew Fulton: Both men showcasing a level of agility that belies their respective physical appearances.

Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie pushes Goth into the turnbuckle. He grabs Goths head and rams it into the top turnbuckle, repeatedly!

[Psychotic Goth staggers out, dazed. Jonnie brings him up into a torture rack.]

Jeremy Tucker: Valentine with the rude awakening!! This could be all!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... (Vampira pulls the referee out of the ring.)

Jeremy Tucker: What's this?!

Andrew Fulton: Vampira yelling at the ref, something about a fast count!

Jeremy Tucker: Gunnarson is having none of it – he's banishing Vampira to the back!

[The crowd cheer as Vampira pleads with the ref but he doesn't change his mind, she stomps off up the ramp.]

Jeremy Tucker: Goth is going to have to complete this match without the help of Vampira in his corner!

Andrew Fulton: And this match just got a lot less interesting.

Jeremy Tucker: There's still the small matter of the World Heavyweight title on the line!

Andrew Fulton: (sigh) I guess...

Jeremy Tucker: That was enough recovery time for Psychotic Goth it seems, Jonnie distracted by what's going on outside the ring – Goth sets Jonnie up and crushes him with a Powerbomb!!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2.. thr(Jonnie kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker: No! The champion is still in it!!

Andrew Fulton: How close was that?! Psychotic Goth a hair away from being the new World champion!!

[Goth can't believe it and grabs the ref.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth doesn't want to go and get himself disqualified here...

Andrew Fulton: Looks like he realises that but turns around into a Picture Perfect Dropkick!!

Referee Frederik Gunnarson: 1... 2... 3!!!

[The crowd pop out of their seats again as “My Heart Beats With People” starts up once more. Psychotic Goth can't believe it as he holds his jaw, caught by surprise more than out cold from the dropkick.]

Frank Salazar: Here is your winner and STILL SWAT World Heavyweight Champion... “The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows” JONNIE VALENTINE!!!

Jeremy Tucker: Look at this! Psychotic Goth starts the beat down on Jonnie Valentine! He's incensed!

[The KGB run down and start hammering on Jonnie as well!]

Jeremy Tucker: What's this now?! The whole KGB are in there beating down the champion! Can't we have one main event that doesn't end this way?

Andrew Fulton: Nope.

[The Society of the New Breed run out to join the fray!]

Jeremy Tucker: Reinforcements for the Society of the New Breed! It's now a mass brawl! Can anyone get a hold of this situation?!

Andrew Fulton: Society are getting the better of the KGB here, Goth gets back to his feet, and he makes short work of Marty Donovan and Tuxedo Mask. Now the KGB get back on top and take out Goth as well.

Jeremy Tucker: Things are looking grim for the Society now!

Andrew Fulton: Wait – who's this?

Jeremy Tucker: It's Rally Jackson!

[The crowd roar as Rally slides into the ring and starts laying into Frostbite. He leads the Society of the New Breed in the fight back against the KGB and pretty soon the KGB think better of the situation and make a hasty retreat!]

Jeremy Tucker: Could this be? Could Rally Jackson have returned to take a place in the Society of the New Breed?

Andrew Fulton: He was a member of the faction with Syberus in Hardkore World. It would make sense.

[Rally helps Jonnie back to his feet and hands him the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship belt. The Society of the New Breed raise linked arms as “Block Rockin' Beats” by the Chamical Brothers plays and the crowd reach their feet once more. “Timeless” Alex Turner can be seen screaming abuse from the stage before being lead away.]

Jeremy Tucker: The Society have been strengthened – what does this mean for the future of SWAT?!

Andrew Fulton: Make no mistake – the KGB won't take this lying down, they won't stop until the Society is destroyed and they are left as the dominant force in professional wrestling!
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[kocc]

CSK is shown sleeping in the back seat of his limo as his personal assistant is trying to wake him up. CSK finally rolls over and grabs the wallstreet journal and tries waking up by reading it. The assistant begins to nag about getting ready for his match.

Assistant: Mr. Kennedy you really need to get out of your attire and get ready for your match. You've done zero studying and struggled in your last match.

CSK: Don't care, not interested, didn't come back for these bullshit rumble matches.

Assistant: Sir the Fairtex brothers are in this match you really need to get in the game.

CSK: Good for team Fairtex but I still don't give a shit.

Assistant: And there's the Khans and TJ something or other.

CSK: Never heard of them and they're probably the same asswipes who wanted a tip for carrying our luggage on the last trip.

Assistant: Sir you really need to take this seriously. There's Timeless and Frostbite Hells Bouncer and Syberus.

CSK: Don't care,beat his ass for years, the other guy is a loser and I've had more wins over Syberus since his career started then most of these guys have won titles. Didn't the old man get buried alive a few years ago? Again, don't care about a ghost from the past.

Assistant: Syberus got what? Good point he's supposed to be dead and buried from ol' what's his name?

CSK: Not going to get worked up over good ol' Syb.

Assistant: Sir there's still....

CSK: I don't give two shits who is in this match. I don't care about this match, I never have cared about these style of matches and I never will. They're a waste of my time, a waste of my talent, a waste of my skills and to be honest it's rather insulting that they brought me back for this.

Assistant: But sir there's also Rally Jackson!

CSK slowly lowers the paper down onto his chest as he removes his sunglasses and grabs a glass of scotch. He swirls it around for a few minutes before slamming it back and pouring another glass.

CSK: Rally Jackson? Are we talking the same RJ from the good ol' days? The man who breaks necks, steals checks and has nothing but the trashiest of whores by his side?

Assistant: I do believe that's the one and the same.

CSK: Well I do believe you have my attention now. Fact of the matter is I'm here for one purpose and it seems that the skanky management is overlooking me again and stuffing me in these joke matches that mean nothing to me. But Rally? Now we're talking a purpose.

Assistant: Sir I'm not following?

CSK: See Rally serves one purpose and that's all he's really ever done. He's a door, an entrance into a gateway. Rally just may be the person I need to help me get what I came here for.

Assistant: Friend or foe sir?

CSK: An ends to a means and that's all I'm going to say.

Assistant: Sir have you paid any attention to anything people have said about you?

CSK: Don't care, no need to bother but let's go. It's time to find Mr. Jackson.

CSK walks away without putting down his scotch or getting prepared for the match as his assistant just lowers his head knowing that CSK could give two fucks about this match and that it's going to be a long night.[/i[

Assistant: For fucks sake. This is going to end really ugly or the boss is up to something. Dear lord please let him have a plan.

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back, and a big title defence that was by Jonnie Valentine. Jonnie making his mark with the World Title, and Goth, I thought he had it there for a moment.

Andrew Fulton : Doesn’t really matter Jerry, Goth, Valentine, who ever won, now we see it was Jonnie, but Caffrey will take him out after he wins this Rumble.

Jeremy Tucker : You jumping on the Caffrey bandwagon?

Andrew Fulton : He looks the goods Jerry. SWAT is full of superstars, but just look in the way he carries himself, he is clearly head and shoulders above any we have here on our books.

Jeremy Tucker : You got to be kidding me! There is a host of names who can win this thing, my money is on 110% Syberus, he won the sought after last entrant spot at New Years Nightmare, and that will be the key in him overcoming the rest for mine.

Andrew Fulton : He has a target on his back Jerry, Timeless got Zoran to put the International Belt on the line in this one, all one needs do to win it, is toss him over the top.

Jeremy Tucker : They have to last till the end when he arrives to even try and do that.

Andrew Fulton : How about the Women’s Tourney, it’s come down to Lucky Linda and Albion, and one of them will take home a cool two million cold hard cash.

Jeremy Tucker : A lot of money, and a lot of glory goes with it, speaking of glory, lets take it away Frank, and get this Rumble going.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is a Royal Rumble. Two men will begin, and a random entrant will be added every two minutes, the only way to be eliminated is over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. The last man left in the ring will be the winner, and will face off with Jonnie Valentine for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship next show at SWAT Battleground : Love Hurts.

Introducing first. Hailing from Magic Kingdom, Orlando Florida. Coming in at 6’ and 218 pounds ... THE RISING SUN ... MARTY DONOVAN!!!

When you wish upon a Star hits and Marty comes to the ring dressed as Iron Man. He enters the ring and his body armour comes off just like in the movie leaving him in his Disney Logo Speedo’s. “Zerospace” by Kidneythieves hits and Tux stands at each side of the top of the ramp for a moment to soak up and encourage the crowd’s cheers. Then, in an ode to his gymnastic ability, he’ll do a cartwheel handspring into a flip down the ramp to start his entrance. He’ll slide into the ring under the bottom rope and climb the turnbuckle for one last bit of adoration before preparing for the match.

Andrew Fulton : Both these members of the Society of the New Breed lost to Syberus at New Years Nightmare, he won the last entrant, and these two, they got the first two spots.

Jeremy Tucker : Tux goes to hook up and Marty backs off, he is telling him wait, let’s not fight, we got all match.

Andrew Fulton : Smart strategy.

Jeremy Tucker : Tux looks hesitant and looks to the crowd and they cheer him on to battle it out. Tux signals the crowd want it, but Marty is telling him not to worry about what the crowd wants, and that they have to work together, it’s a long match ahead.

Andrew Fulton : Tux hesitantly agrees, and Marty puts his arm around his shoulder, and mocks the fans. Marty is clearly the coolest of the Society, i really like him sometimes.

Jeremy Tucker : You would.

Andrew Fulton : It’s the smart move Jerry, even you can see that.

Jeremy Tucker : The two are walking around the ring, Marty egging the fans on, who are eating it up, then Marty runs Tux and throws him over the top rope. Wow!

Andrew Fulton : Wait! Tux held on, he is very agile and got a hand up on the rope and slung himself back in the ring like a monkey.

Jeremy Tucker : Rising Sun is shocked that Tux got back in, and he is holding his hands up, saying he didn’t mean it. He is just out for himself this Donovan.

Andrew Fulton : I think that’s what i like about him.

Jeremy Tucker : Tux hits a handspring huracanrana.

Andrew Fulton : Sun is reeling from that. Tux has some nerve coming at him while Sun is clearly not wanting to fight.

Jeremy Tucker : He tried to hoist him over Fulton!

Andrew Fulton : Tux goes for a kick but Sun catches his leg ... Enzuguri roundhouse kick by Tuxedo Mask!

Jeremy Tucker : Rosegarden piledriver!! (pumphandle spinning Juvi driver) Nailed it! Donovan is in big trouble here.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... THE GOLDEN GOD ... RALLY JACKSON!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Rally slowly makes his way down to the ring, in no rush at all to get in there.

Jeremy Tucker : He just joined the Society of the New Breed after the title match, coming to his long time friend Jonnie’s aide after the match when the KGB tried to take Jonnie out.

Andrew Fulton : Although i am big fan of Jacksons, i can’t say i agree with him joining up with that crew.

Jeremy Tucker : They have each others backs Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, (pointing to the ring with Tux and Marty are battling it out) Looks like it to me Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Rally enters the ring and comes up on Tux and Marty and starts trying to muscle them up over the top rope, both clinging to the rope. That was a long entrance from Jackson, he just got in there and we are about ready for our next entrant already.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... HENRY “HELLS BOUNCER” BROWN!!!!

Andrew Fulton : HB? Does he still work here?

Jeremy Tucker : He’s back Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Back? For how long?

Jeremy Tucker : HB steps over the top rope, and powers towards The three Society members. He pushes them and bellows for them to COME ON!

Andrew Fulton : The three legends all look at him, and then at each other, and then at him again, and then WHAM! Double clothesline from Rally and Sun as Tux dropkicks him and HB sails back over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : Hells Bouncer has been eliminated.

Jeremy Tucker : That was quite unfortunate. He looks very bemused on the outside.

Andrew Fulton : Best he take another break from us and evaluate yet again where he wants to be.

Jeremy Tucker : The Society watch him on the outside, and Marty is telling them, now is the time to unite. More will be coming. On que ... the countdown clock kicks in.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... ANTHONY CAFFREY!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Holy shit! Caffrey is in at number 5!

Jeremy Tucker : Wow. The jaws of the crowd drop and Anthony Caffrey parades down the ramp way, he looks focused, and he looks ...

Andrew Fulton : GREAT! He looks great Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey enters the ring and the three Society members race at him, he back body drops Sun, right over the rope, but Donovan grabs the top ropes falling down and struggles back up into the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey then strikes Tux hard in the nose.

Jeremy Tucker : Rally clobbers Caffrey with a big over hand blow, and Caffrey reels, then Tux kicks his leg out from him, and Caffrey rolls with it and locks Tux in an ankle lock, he reefs on it hard, and Rally runs at him, but Caffrey ducks under the attempted clothesline of Rally, he releases the ankle lock and hip tosses Rally as he bounces off the ropes ontop of Tux.

Andrew Fulton : Sun runs in and starts stomping on Caffrey. Tux and Rally then join in the stomps, three on one too much and they have the Chief Asshole right where they want him.

Jeremy Tucker : They pull Caffrey up to his feet, and Donovan starts barking orders, telling Rally and Tux to hold him and then he goes for a big superkick, but Caffrey gets out of the their clutches and moves, and Marty superkicks Rally.

Andrew Fulton : RALLY JACKSON IS ELIMINATED!

Jeremy Tucker : Jackson slumps on the floor, wait, we are seeing the replay, Rally went thru the top and middle ropes, he is NOT eliminated. Jackson hears this and smiles, and Sun and Tux face off with Caffrey and the count down clock kicks in again.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Wow! CSK! Some big guns in this one already!

Jeremy Tucker : CSK comes bolting down to the ring, and slides in, he and Caffrey then both start wailing into Tux and Donovan, and Caffrey grabs Tuxedo Mask and sends him sailing all the way to the outside. Tux lands right ontop of Rally Jackson though! He is not eliminated.

Andrew Fulton : Unbelievable! Tux stands up onto Rallys HUGE stomach, and is struggling quite honestly to balance himself on that thing.

Jeremy Tucker : He jumps to the ring apron, and WHAM! Caffrey superkicks him, and this time, he is out!

Frank Salazar : TUXEDO MASK IS ELIMINATED

Andrew Fulton : Rally could have caught him again then, but he has taken off towards the crowd, what’s he doing, he is hailing the pretzel guy, Rally Jackson is buying a soft pretzel! Oi! Mate! Get me one too!

Jeremy Tucker : CSK stomps on Donovan in the ring, and Caffrey takes Kennedy out with a Closing Remarks - (bullhammer elbow, but not the pull-in kind).

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey showing everyone exactly why he was one of the favourites going into this.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... ALEX WITHERS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : WITHERS! Alex Withers is here!

Andrew Fulton : He is a big chance in this Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers storms the ring, and he clobbers CSK! Curb Stomps Rising Sun, ten comes face to face with Caffrey. This is a moment. They are standing there, sizing each other up, no words, words not needed here, the crowd on the edge of their seats.

Andrew Fulton : CSK chop blocks Caffrey. Withers then stomps on Caffrey. The pair of CSK and Withers unleashing wild stomps on Anthony Caffrey here. Rising Sun gets to his feet, and goes to join them, but brushes Withers out of the way to do so, Withers preens, grabs Sun, and TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE.

Frank Salazar : MARTY DONOVAN IS ELIMINATED

Jeremy Tucker : The Sun is not Rising on Disney tonight.

Andrew Fulton : Withers and CSK go back to stomping on Caffrey, and Rally has commandeered himself a chair on the outside, and he is enjoying that pretzel.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... MOHAMMAD KHAN!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Khan heading to the ring on his elephant Sabu.

Andrew Fulton : Khan runs down Sau’s trunk and sommersaults over the top rope into the ring, as he rolls up from his sommersault, CSK grabs him and continues his momentum, right out over the opposite ropes, and Khan is eliminated.

Frank Salazar : MOHAMMAD KHAN IS ELIMINATED

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey gets back on the offensive, and takes Withers down. CSK comes over and helps Caffrey go to work on Withers now, Caffrey gives CSK a i don’t trust you look, he knows he was helping against him moments ago, this is the life of a Royal Rumble folks.

Andrew Fulton : They pick up Withers and double Irish whip him to the ropes, Withers slides under a double clothesline attempt, and springboards off the ropes with a cross body onto CSK.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey grabs Withers and locks on a rear headlock, Withers while in the headlock runs up a rising CSK delivering a hard knee to the face and as he does so flips over and plants Caffrey with the sliced bread! What a move!

Andrew Fulton : Withers is going to win the rumble Jerry! Mark my words!

Jeremy Tucker : Withers ground and pounds CSK and Caffrey joins him, the pair of them now trying to muscle CSK over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... TIMELESS ALEX TURNER!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Its Timeless Time! Timeless heads down to the ring accompanied by Roxylishus, look at her Jerry, she could melt an Ice block she is that hot.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless enters the ring and grabs Withers and Northern Light suplexes him.

Andrew Fulton : He then grabs Caffrey and hits a T Bone suplex. CSK gets to his feet and he and Timeless then double team Withers.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless and CSK are old tag team partners, going all the way to the final of the 2018 Anzac Cup two years ago. CSK hasn’t re affiliated himself with the Bandits since his return, but they are old sparring partners and have right away synched back in.

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey gets to his feet, and Timeless and CSK double stun gunn him onto the top rope.

Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus is heading over to Rally Jackson, she approaches him like in slow motion, and he stops eating his pretzel, just staring at her. She siddles up beside him and starts laying on the charm. Don’t fall for it Rally!

Andrew Fulton : Fall for it, he doesn’t care if it’s a trap, look at her Jerry, who wouldn’t gladly walk into that trap!

Jeremy Tucker : He made it clear he isn’t even trying here tonight in this one or really, his whole run here.

Andrew Fulton : Sometimes Jerry, the less you care, and less you try, the better you go. The not worrying factor free’s you up to just be happy and smash whatever you are doing. This works best when dealing with women i have found, the less i care, the more happy i am and better the relationship is.

Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus seductively sitting on Rally’s lap and helping him with that soft pretzel, Rally calling for some drinks, they do make you thirsty you know.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... FROSTBITE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Frostbite next in the rumble! Look at the superstars in there at the moment Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : We currently have, Rally Jackson, Anthony Caffrey, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, Alex Withers, Timeless and now Frostbite all in the ring. Well, Rally isn’t exactly in the ring, but he is not eliminated either.

Andrew Fulton : Drinking beers and eating pretzels with Roxylishus on your lap > Winning the Royal Rumble.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey now with Timeless, stretching him, while CSK and Withers duke it out in the corner. Frosty comes right to the aide of Timeless, the KGB working together here.

Andrew Fulton : The Bandits have this Rumble won Jerry. No one can beat the pair of them, and still to come we have Team Fairtex not in there yet.

Jeremy Tucker : Rally tries to plant a lip lock on Roxylishus, and she pushes him away, mortified, and pours his beer all over him. He jumps angrily to his feet and chases her and she slides into the ring, he follows her in there, enraged and grabs her roughly by the hair.

Andrew Fulton : WHAM! Timeless to the rescue clocks Rally up side the head with a big ax handle. He lifts him and drills him to the mat with a devastating piledriver.

Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus stands over the face of Rally, and she reaches down theatrically and pulls her panties off, she twirls them around and flings them at Alex Withers, then WHAM! SPLIT SPLASH!

Andrew Fulton : (all giddy)Split Splash Jerry! Right to the face of Rally Jackson. Look at Jackson, lying there with a goofy grin. Some cats get all the luck.

Jeremy Tucker : CRACK! Withers runs at Timeless and rams them panties of Roxy’s down his throat. In a Mandible Claw like manoeuvre.

Andrew Fulton : I knew i should have been a wrestler.

Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus jumps on the back of Withers, and he releases the hold on Timeless and flings her over the top rope to the outside.

Andrew Fulton : (imitating Frank’s voice) ROXYLISHUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Roxy glares at Fulton and he points to Jerry saying it was him.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... RAJIV KHAN!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Rajiv drives down the rampway in his cab, he parks it beside the ring and runs in the ring and is met with a superkick by Withers.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey grabs Rajiv and hoists him over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : RAJIV KHAN IS ELIMINATED

Andrew Fulton : Rally and CSK are now battling it out in one corner.

Jeremy Tucker : The other corner see’s Frostbite and Caffrey going at it.

Andrew Fulton : And in the middle of the ring, Timeless and Alex Withers are exchanging big rights and lefts.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers and Timeless have a bit of heat going back to last years Anzac Cup when Timeless defeated Withers in the final to win the Cup.

Andrew Fulton : I think they defeated his partner actually Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : He still beat him and Withers hasn’t forgotten.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... MR BONES TRENT JONES!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Here comes Mr Bones Jerry. What an impact he has made here so far in SWAT, he is undefeated and on New Years Nightmare defeated Duke Kosloff in a dumpster match.

Jeremy Tucker : This match is right up his alley. Jones enters the ring and he goes to work on Frostbite. Caffrey takes out both Timeless and Withers and CSK and Rally keep battling it out in the corner.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... ANDREW KARNAGE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Here comes The Mang!

Jeremy Tucker : Karnage has been moonlighting in the Society under the mask of the Russian Assassin II, he removed his mask to help Syberus defeat Timeless for the International Championship.

Andrew Fulton : Karnage enters the ring, and a Nightmare Lariot for CSK. He and Rally then double team CSK trying to hoist him over the top rope.

Jeremy Tucker : No! Here comes Timeless, and WHAM! He just threw Andrew Karnage back out over the top.

Andrew Fulton : A modicum of revenge there for Timeless, for Karnage getting in his business, and Roxylishus is telling Karnage just that from the outside, she is a fire cracker Jerry.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... DOOMSDAY!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Doomsday enters the ring. He goes right after Frostbite, and he starts laying into him with some huge blows.

Andrew Fulton : Timeless comes to Frostbites aide and the two of them pummel Doomsday.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers and Rally Jackson are now duking it out, and Caffrey and Mr Bones and CSK are in a three way tussle.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... TONG FAIRTEX!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Tong is HERE! One half of the SWAT Tag Team Champions runs to the ring.

Jeremy Tucker : Tong joins Frosty and Timeless, and all three then hammer Doomsday. Frostbite then clotheslines him out and over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : DOOMSDAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

Andrew Fulton : The KGB then move over and triple team Alex Withers, he tries to fight back but is outnumbered, Rally Jackson grabs Tong and starts exchanging punches with him.

Jeremy Tucker : CSK pairs off with Frostbite. They battle into a corner.

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey then pairs off with Mr Bones and they both battle into the other corner, Trent Jones trying to muscle Caffrey out, but Caffrey has himself tied up in the ropes hanging on well.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers and Timeless now in the middle of the ring, and they start exchanging huge chops, the chests of both men welting up instantly.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... THE BIG DEAL ... EDDIE D!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Let’s go Eddie! I love this guy.

Jeremy Tucker : You love everyone tonight. You think he is going to win it too?

Andrew Fulton : He has a chance you know.

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie D enters the ring a wrecking machine, he grabs Timeless and Powerbombs him.

Andrew Fulton : He runs into the corner with a double avalanche on Rally and Tong.

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie D pumps his fist in excitement, then, gives the fans the fungul sign with it. Eddie then with a huge headbutt to Alex Withers.

Andrew Fulton : Eddie D is a one man army out there! He and Mr Bones come toe to toe and start duking it out, lefts and rights, punch for punch, toe to toe.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... BREIN O THOMAS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : BOT in the house! He runs into the ring, and Tong round houses him, a spinning kick that sends him tumbling back over the top, his head almost knocked off his shoulders!

Andrew Fulton : WHAT A KICK!

Frank Salazar : BREIN O THOMAS IS ELIMINATED

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie and Rally now are battling it out in one corner.

Andrew Fulton : Tong and Caffrey in the second.

Jeremy Tucker : Third corner has Trent Jones paired off with CSK.

Andrew Fulton : and Timeless and Frostbite are both now double teaming Alex Withers. Withers showing his spider monkey skills tangled in the ropes and not going anywhere.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... THE PHOENIX ... SEIJI SHIMUZU!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Seiji enters the ring, and he cleans house. Lethal kicks for first Timeless, then Frostbite. Chops to the shoulder of Mr Bones and then he and Withers and Caffrey go off in the corner battling it out.

Andrew Fulton : Mr Bones Trent Jones shakes off the cobwebs from Seiji’s kicks and heads over to CSK and Rally fighting it out on the ropes, and he flips them BOTH out and over the top rope to the floor!

Frank Salazar : RALLY JACKSON AND CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY ARE BOTH ELIMINATED!

Jeremy Tucker : Wow. Rally shrugs and goes to head off up the rampway, but CSK chases him and attacks him, and the pair then duke it out all the way to the back.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... PHANTAM FAIRTEX!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Here comes the other half of the tag team champions. KGB now FOUR strong in there Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : It’s a big advantage. Phantam and Tong work over Seiji.

Andrew Fulton : Timeless and Withers are STILL going at it.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey now battling it out with Frostbite.

Andrew Fulton : And Trent Jones and Eddie D are paired off in another corner.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... LUCIFER!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Here comes the other half of Satans Disciples. These two are the most affected by Frostbites defection to the KGB. Even more so than the Team SWAT members.

Andrew Fulton :Tthey have been riding Frosty’s coat tails their entire careers, and he has wised up and cut them loose, and now he will go to places his illustrious career never dreamed off with the Bandits backing.

Jeremy Tucker : Doomsday makes a bee line for Frosty, but Team Fairtex cut him off, he sends both crashing to the mat, clearing a path to his former mentor.

Andrew Fulton : Lucifer grabs Frostbite and starts choking him, just throttling him, shaking him, rag dolling him, Frostbite is gagging, CRACK! Timeless makes the save and low blows the giant 7 footer.

Jeremy Tucker : Lucifer holding his balls in agony, and Tong and Phantam hoist him over the top down to the outside.

Frank Salazar : LUCIFER IS ELIMINATED

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... DUKE KOSLOFF!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Duke heads to the ring, and the arena erupts in a chorus of boo’s.

Jeremy Tucker : This man has been banished from the XHF and tonight is his final appearance here on the network. He enters the ring and the entire nine men in there stop battling each other and stare at him.

Andrew Fulton : Dead Man Walking.

Jeremy Tucker : Duke knows his fate, and he grins, a ferocious grin, and waves his hands, bring it.

Andrew Fulton : And they do. All nine men charge him and swing widly, lefts and rights. Duke throws a few off, and head butts another. Trent Jones then comes to his aide and throws two more off. Then screams, HE”S MINE!

Jeremy Tucker : Mr Bones then in a huge show of strength picks up the big Russian Monster and body slams him out over the top rope, the crowd erupting in cheers for Mr Bones, who thanks them by flipping them and Duke off.

Frank Salazar : DUKE KOSLOFF IS ELIMINATED.

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey seizes a prone Trent Jones and from behind tosses him out and over the tope rope! Wow!

Jeremy Tucker : No! Jones is hanging onto the top rope. He is still in this.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... TRAVIS DANIELS!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Travis is in the House! He runs down to the ring and takes down Phantam with a swinging neckbreaker.

Jeremy Tucker : Daniels then jumping kicks Seiji.

Andrew Fulton : Tong runs at Daniels, and he belly to belly suplexes him, Phantam joins him in a double assault on Daniels.

Jeremy Tucker : Its mayhem in there, people battling all over the ring, this one is getting hard to call.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... BENJAMIN BOLT!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : The lanky Jamaican is running to the ring, he is QUICK Jerry! Already in the ring, world record time almost.

Jeremy Tucker : WHAM! Eddie D picks him up in a Gorilla press and throws him back to the outside. World record pace for entrance and for the shortest time in there!

Frank Salazar : BENJAMIN BOLT IS ELIMINATED

Andrew Fulton : Been Jamin is goneski.

Jeremy Tucker : First elimination there to Eddie. Withers, Frostbite, Timeless and Phantam all also on one elimination so far. Tong and Caffrey on two, and Trent Jones on THREE!

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... TJ SOUZA!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : The OZ Dance instruction boogies his way down to the ring. He is hamming it up with the fans, now moonwalking along the ring apron.

Jeremy Tucker : He flips into the ring, and moonwalks some more, and WHAM Timeless side superkicks him out over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : TJ SOIZA IS ELIMINATED

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey grabs Travis Daniels and sends him flying out over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : TRAVIS DANIELS IS ELIMINATED

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite grabs Seijji and hoists him out to the outside! It’s really heating up in there now!

Frank Salazar : SEIJI SHIMUZO IS ELIMINATED!!!

Andrew Fulton : The ranks are thinning.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers runs up to both Tong and Phantam, and double clotheslines BOTH of them out and over the top rope. The Tag Team Champions are out of here!

Frank Salazar : TONG AND PHANTAM FAIRTEX ARE ELIMINATED!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Holy Shit! Only Caffrey, Withers, Timeless, Frostbite, Mr Bones and Eddie D remain.

Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus is under the ring, and she throws a bucket into the ring, Frostbite grabs Caffrey, and the rest join him and hold him down, all of them, Eddie, Jones, Withers even, Timeless grabs the bucket rips the pack out of it, its instant dry cement. They throw Caffreys feet in it and Timeless pours the cement in, Roxy then passes him another bucket with water which he pours in, and we see the cement drying around Caffreys feet in front of our eyes.

Andrew Fulton : He said he had a pair of cement boots for him Jerry, and this is what he meant! Ingenious!

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey is struggling but they are holding him good, he is wailing away madly with his arms, and then they all march him over to the ropes and toss him out and over.

Andrew Fulton : Caffrey is GONE!

Jeremy Tucker : No! He isn’t! His feet haven’t touched the ground, they are trapped in the bucket there!

Andrew Fulton : What?

Jeremy Tucker : Maybe not as ingenious plan as you thought Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : This is insane!

Jeremy Tucker : There is a commotion in the crowd, and we zoom in folks, and look at that, its Zoran and Radu still fighting it out after there earlier match, and they are coming all the way down to the ring.

Andrew Fulton : What next?

Jeremy Tucker : Who knows. Radu and Zoran battle it out over the ramp way and work themselves into the ring. Frosty and Withers and fighting it out, Eddie and Mr Bones are duking it out and Timeless see’s Zoran looking like he should be in ambulance. He helps the X Crown Champ to his feet and checks on him .... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM RADU SENDS ZORAN AND TIMELESS FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE.

Frank Salazar : TIMELESS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Andrew Fulton : No!!!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless can’t believe it, Radu flings himself out over the top rope and he comes crashing down on Zoran and Timeless snaps, and grabs Radu and just starts pummelling him. Zoran makes it to his feet, and they start battling back thru the crowd. Zoran and Timeless both fighting Radu.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... TARRASQUE!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Here comes dumb dumb Tarrasque.

Jeremy Tucker : He is not the smartest tool in the shed, but he is mountain of man and strong as an Ox. He walks slowly to the ring and comes across Caffrey, who is looking over his cement shoes and planning what to do next.

Tarrasque : You trap. Me fix.

Andrew Fulton : Tarrasque stomps down hard on the cement and it splinters to smithereens in front of our eyes, Caffrey howling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the heavens as his feet crash down onto the floor.

Frank Salazar : ANTHONY CAFFREY IS ELIMINATED!

Jeremy Tucker : He is gone! He is really gone! Tarrasque taking out Caffrey from the rumble, before even getting into the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Tarrasque enters the ring and the four men left, Withers, Frostbite, Eddie and Jones all double team him, trying to get the Huge man out.

Frank Salazar : Next Entering the ring .... SYBERUS!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : 110% Syberus is the final entrant, that’s it folks, it’s down now to these last six men.

Andrew Fulton : Syb starts heading down to the ring, Caffrey moping past him, disappointed, and Syb covers his mouth and laughs at Caffreys fate. Caffrey glares fury at him, and after Syb passes him, Caffrey launches at Syberus, brutally attacking him from behind.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey is eliminated! This isn’t necessary!

Andrew Fulton : Syb deserves it, he laughed in the guys face Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey rams the head of Syb into the safety rail, repeatedly, and then clamps on an ankle lock.

Andrew Fulton : Syb is clutching at his ankle, and blood is streaming from his forehead, this isn’t the entrance he envisioned.

Jeremy Tucker : Caffrey is a mad man, he won’t let go, here come the road agents.

Andrew Fulton : Half a dozen road agents and double that referees swarm on Caffrey, yelling at him to break the hold, but he refuses, he has snapped, and they have to psychically rip him off.

Jeremy Tucker : Syb hobbles to his feet, the road agents helping him to the back, he wont be able to enter the match because of Caffreys sickening attack.

Andrew Fulton : Does that count as an elimination for Caffrey Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Syb pushing the road agents off him, he isn’t going to the back, he is giving 110% and hobbles down to the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Syb slides in the ring and Frostbite runs at him, and Syb back body drops him all the way to the outside!

Frank Salazar : FROSTBITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Alex Withers now runs at Syberus, and lays some hard kicks to his weakened ankle. Syb is in trouble, and Withers starts trying to push him over the top, but Syb somehow wraps his other leg around the legs of Withers, and uses Withers momentum, and sends HIM sailing over the top rope.

Frank Salazar : ALEX WITHERS IS ELIMINATED!!!

Andrew Fulton : WOW! How is Syb doing it?

Jeremy Tucker : Only four left here. Who will win it, i am holding my breath almost.

Andrew Fulton : Syb rolls back to his feet, and Trent Jones grabs him, look at this, Eddie D grabs the other side of him, and together ... they hoist him up and over the top rope!!

Frank Salazar : 110% SYBERUS IS ELIMINATED

Jeremy Tucker : I don’t believe it! Jones and Eddie BOTH eliminated Syb!

Andrew Fulton : So who is the new International Champion?

Jeremy Tucker : What?

Andrew Fulton : Who is the champ? Whoever eliminated Syb got his belt, but they BOTH did.

Jeremy Tucker : Looks like they are having the same discussion in the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Eddie and Trent both pushing each other now, claiming they are the new Champ.

Jeremy Tucker : Tarrasque seizes, and rams both their heads together, double noggin knocker! He then picks each up in one arm each for a double choke slam, and sends BOTH Eddie and Trent flying over the top to the floor!

Frank Salazar : BOTH EDDIE D AND TRENT JONES ARE ELIMINATED!!!! WINNER OF THE MATCH ...... TARRASQUE!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Oh My GOD!

Jeremy Tucker : Tarrasque wins! He won this Royal Rumble! I don’t believe it!

Andrew Fulton : What a great victory. The knuckle head actually did it.

Jeremy Tucker : Well done Tarrasque! Well done indeed! He now goes on to meet our SWAT Heavyweight Champion, jonnie Valentine at our Love Hurts Battleground show coming to you next week live from Paris, France.

Andrew Fulton : He’s former boss and mentor. Jonnie Vs Tarrasque! What a match it will be!

Jeremy Tucker : But first, we have a tournament to finish up, Two Million Smackers going to the winner of our main event, Albion Vs Linda.
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[vastrix]

Backstage, Marcus Anderson is walking with the triumphant Tarrasque.

Anderson: So, you have a history. With “The Only Wrestler Your Aunt Knows” Jonnie Valentine? I think he owned a wrestling company once.

Tarrasque looks concerned, his brow furrowed as he tries to think of something.

Tarrasque: Me no know me Aunt. Me no know who she knows.

Marcus stops and puts his hand on Tarrasque’s massive shoulder.

Anderson: It’s alright, man. If you like, we can find out if you have any living relatives once we find out what your real name is. Now, what about Jonnie Valentine? Let’s get to the locker room so you have a place to sit down and think.

Tarrasque nods his head, leading Marcus to the locker room and sitting down.

Tarrasque: Me work for Valentine long ago. Me talk you though.

Marcus sits next to Tarrasque, watching as Tarrasque closes his eyes to sink into the Akashic Records. A better picture perfect memory of previous events than his own broken mind can spill forth.

1994…”the Brain” Allen Anderson and “Hardkore” Jonnie Valentine are standing in a room watching a young Tarrasque through a panel of glass. Tarrasque is lifting weights on a bench press. He’s lifting far more weight than one of his build would be expected to lift.

Valentine: Are you sure you want to have him on your team? He looks...high.

Anderson: He isn’t high. He’s just broken in the mind. A super soldier program gone wrong. I’ll use him as sneak attack fodder for the most part.

Jonnie opens a folder containing Tarrasque’s resume. His past history in fighting. He flips through the pages, concern plain on his face.

Valentine: Does he even know how to wrestle? I mean, I don’t want to have to face criminal charges when your animal in there rips someone’s head off in the literal sense.

Allen smiles, lighting up a cigarette.

Anderson: I’ve been working with him and the other guys in the new team for months now. Aahz the Destroyer and Krystal the Krystar Knight both know that they’re both going to be replaced. It’s a pity, but it has to be done.

Valentine: It’s not a pity, it’s a mercy. Aahz and Krystar are terrible wrestlers. Well, fine for the undercard, I reckon, but not for the heights that you want to aim for. Gimmie one of those. All I have is blow.

Allen chuckles as he hands over a cigarette and helps light it. Jonnie blows smoke against the glass panel, watching as it deflects away from the hard surface.

Valentine: Fine. Let’s see how this Tarrasque does in the ring. I might be interested in pushing him toward the Hardkore America title if he can actually wrestle and do any of the stuff this folder says that he can do. He might be far more than sneak attack fodder, if you know what I mean.

Anderson: I could be open to that. I’d like to see how he does in the ring for real as opposed to demolishing sparring partners.

Jonnie closes the folder, flicking ashes onto the floor.

Valentine: Alright. I’ll get your new guys booked as soon as you do...what are you doing again? Something with the Warhammer Corporation?

Anderson: The Warhammer Corporation is going to take away Aahz and Krystar and replace them with my new guys. Aahz and Krystar are going to be enrolled in a Shocktrooper training program and work on their talents in case I want to use them again.

Valentine: I wouldn’t.

Anderson: Probably not, but they can be security guards.

Valentine: I wouldn’t trust those two to guard my Aunt Edna and I don’t have an Aunt Edna...that I know of anyway.

The two chuckle and carry on discussing pointless things as the scene fades to black.

Tarrasque opens his eyes and recounts the memory to Marcus as best as he can. Marcus’ eyes glisten as he hears a story of his late father in action.

Anderson: How old were you then? You couldn’t have been more than eighteen?

Tarrasque just shrugs his shoulders.

Tarrasque: Me no know how old me am now. Me hungry. We clean and eat?

Anderson: Of course, buddy. Let’s do that. Hit the showers.

Tarrasque walks toward the shower room, dropping his wrestling trunks as he does so. Marcus just shakes his head at Tarrasque’s lack of modesty.

Anderson: You could be World champion…

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: HANG ON - fans we’re being told there’s a commotion outside...

Andrew Fulton: Is Joe at the front gate trading stock for food?

Jeremy Tucker: I’m told a camera crew has met up with the disturbance - we’ll going to cut to that feed now.



Jeremy Tucker: It’s Matei and Sainovic! Their wild brawl has continued outside the arena! They’ve been joined by Turner - who looks absolutely livid that his Rumble chances have been blown!

Andrew Fulton: Timeless wasn’t eliminated by an official entrant - let Tarrasque fight HIM if he wants a shot at Valentine, I say!

Jeremy Tucker: It’s a continuation of the New Years Nightmare main event, as Matei once again fights for his life against two men!

Andrew Fulton: And Sainovic and Turner are our for blood!

Jeremy Tucker: Timeless using what’s left of that broken bench to stab away at Matei’s kidney, while Sainovic chokes his opponent out against a lamp post!

Andrew Fulton: Matei blew his shot at the commissioner position, now he just has Timeless to look forwards to! And any time period that Turner goes to, he’s going to make Matei’s life a living hell. Going after that kidney, like he didn’t want to wait for next Battleground’s hell in a cell!

Jeremy Tucker: Matei with the presence of mind to pull Sainovic into the way of another bench stab. ...And a forearm smash to Timeless’ throat! Turner is gasping for breath, and Matei choke slamming Sainovic into the guardrail! They are dangerously close to the river! Sainovic trying to come back with one of his sickles, but Matei blocks and breaks his nose with a palm strike!!!

Andrew Fulton: Timeless from behind-

Jeremy Tucker: Matei fends him off with a boot to the groin! The former world champion rally against his arch rivals against all odds! Trading lefts and rights with both men!

Andrew Fulton: The mob surrounding them eating it up - the sheep!

Jeremy Tucker: Matei peppering away at Timeless and no! SAINOVIC FROM BEHIND WITH THAT SICKLE!!! STABBING MATEI IN THE BACK!

Andrew Fulton: ITS LODGED IN! Sainovic could have collapsed his lung! Matei seizing up, and Timeless roaring back!

Jeremy Tucker: Matei trying to pull the sickle out, but can’t reach it. He’s leaving himself wide open, unable to defend himself, as Timeless rocks him with heavy left after hard right! Blow after blow - just ripping those bandages off of Matei’s face!

Andrew Fulton: Knocking him back, and now slamming Matei’s face into that guardrail - over and over again! Matei’s dead on his feet.

Jeremy Tucker: Timeless with a DDT onto the hard concrete! Hanging on, jumping DDT on the concrete - Matei shaking violently, but he is completely out of it.

Andrew Fulton: The crowd looks ready to riot, as Timeless rises pleased with himself. Way to go, Alex!

Jeremy Tucker: Wait, Sainovic going over to the unconscious Matei - what is he- NO! Stop him!!! The X*Crown champion just tossed the unconscious challenger over that guardrail!!! RADU MATEI SENT INTO THE HUDSON!!!!

Andrew Fulton: Timeless And Sainovic laughing down at the water.

Jeremy Tucker: I can’t see Matei! We desperately need medical help out there!

Andrew Fulton: We’ve seen him take a ton of abuse, but I don’t see Matei walking this one off.

Jeremy Tucker: Those two have gone too far! Let’s throw it back to the arena as security tries to get grips with the situation.

[Lucky Linda]

”Two down, one to go!” Linda’s voice blares over the loud speaker and then she walks out onto the entrance ramp way, she is in her ring gear and looks pumped.

“Suzi Spitz! They paired me up with you cause i am the company player and they thought a good battle would set you thru to shine in the finals, but as luck would have it, the company player, who was doing what she does best, week in week out, show in show out, that’s me by the way. Lucky Linda La Fey” says Linda as she steps thru the ropes into the ring.

“That’s showing up. Working hard. Kicking ass!” yells Linda. “Not running around social media looking for the next hovel to join up and have my pretty tiny Irish butt kissed by every third rate Joe who owns an Indy fed out there.” Linda shakes her head. “That’s what you do Spitz. All the talent in the world, but the attention span of all of today’s youth. “

“Even though you are not really that young are you” Whispers Linda into the mic. “You see, you my dear are the living embodiment of today’s industry, today’s world even” reflects Linda. “Bouncing from one place to the next, never settling anywhere, always looking for the attention, but never able to hold it.”

“Ohhh, look at me, I’m Suzi Spitz.” Linda imitates The Violent Vixen. “I am looking for a fed, please, hit me up with all your requests and tell me how great i am.” Linda rolls her eyes. “Week after week, month after month, that’s your stick Spitz.”

“My schtick.” States Linda. “Is as i said, working hard, kicking ass and taking names.” Linda leans on the ring rope. “I never give up. I take the good with the bad, and i keep on working, knowing luck will turn my way if i just work that little bit harder. I am no shrink, far from it” Linda chuckles to her self. “To be sure to be sure.”

“I think the real reason for the disappearing acts and the fading out Spitz, is you just realise you are out of your depth. You know it, and you get the feeling we are cottoning on to it also, so you hightail before you get exposed for what you are.”

“And what is that?” Asks Linda “An over rated attention seeking scrub.” Linda snarls. “I despise you Spitz and your kind, the fact that i know i was paired up to lose to you is what grates me the most, that’s why i told myself, SCREW THAT!” Yells Linda again. “Why should SHE go over, when I am the company player. I am the damn face of the whole Amazons Division!”

“Me! Lucky Linda La Fey!”

“I helped build this Amazons Arena we are rocking right now”

“I brought Team SWAT together, rallied the troops.”

“I am a former Amazons Champion, and let me tell you something, i am a Future Amazons Champion also. That’s right Canelli. After tonight, you will have TWO contenders right fully demanding title matches. One. Albion, the impressive newcomer, who BEAT THE CHAMP in the tourney.”

Two! Lady Luck herself, Lucky Linda, the WINNER of the No Mans Land Tourney!” Linda smiles. “Albion! I have sat back and watched you, and you are mighty exciting. I am not about to make the same mistake as Don Canelli. No no.” Linda waves her finger no.

“I am not going to under estimate you, and dismiss you as already beaten, i know and i see better than that. I know it is going to take everything i have to get past you, every ounce of my strength, and my will and determination, and all of my stamina and in ring talents, and, all of my luck”

“That’s what i do Albion. That’s who i am.” Linda stands up straight off the ropes, staring into the camera. “I am the One who never gives up. The one who keeps plugging away, and eventually, after each battle is said and done, i win the WARS!”

“Ask Avery.” Linda smiles. “Ask Suzi.”

“Ask Melody. Or Lynn Brewster.”

“Ask Olympia or Shannon Damage.”

“Ask Alice Brady or Candice Morelli”

“Ask Tabitha. Ask RADU MATEI”

“That killer and i put on match of the year last year, i took it to him like no one in the whole of SWAT has, one millimetre away from the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP i was. That belt will be mine too before i am finished. Tonight though, it’s not about that, it about TWO MILLIO DOLLARS! It’s about all the glory and prestige of taking out this illustrious Tournament.”

“Normally” Linda pauses. “Normally, i would ask you now Albion, if you are feeling lucky. I am not going to do that, you know why? Because tonight, I AM FEELING LUCKY. Tonight, it is MY LUCKY NIGHT!!!

“So, what are you waiting for, let’s get this going already!!!!” Linda drops the mic and starts stalking around the ring, waiting to battle

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : She said it Fulton, she is ready to go, take it away Frank.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, and is the No Man’s Land Two Million Dollar Tournament Final! Introducing first, currently in the ring ... hailing from Dublin, Ireland, coming in at 5’5 and 130 pounds .... LUCKY LINDA LA FEY!!!!

And her opponent, hailing from Evansville, Indiana and coming in at 5’ 10 and 164 pounds .... ALBION GALE!!!!

“Invidia” starts playing over the speakers, and during the slow open, the sounds of distant thunder and wind are piped in as well. There is a louder thunderclap at the drop, and water starts to pelt the stage in a simulated downpour. Albion walks out onto the stage, a black trenchcoat on over her ring gear, and she stands proudly with her arms out in the deluge. After a few seconds, the “rain” stops and she strides down to the ring.

Compared to when her entrance theme started and all the storm sounds, the arena feels positively calm for Albion now. As the song’s tempo increases, Albion’s pace quickens until she is in the ring. At this point she dramatically tears open her trenchcoat, revealing her ring attire underneath. She holds her arms out as though soaking in some sun (or mirroring how she stood in the “storm”) before removing her coat and draping it over the top rope where a stagehand retrieves it and tucks it away next to the timekeeper. She then does some last minute stretches to prepare for the upcoming match.

Andrew Fulton : Man, she is smoking Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : It’s not all about looks Fulton, she is also quite the accomplished wrestler.

Andrew Fulton : (ogling) Yeah yeah.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Joe Davola calls for the bell and this one is underway. Linda and Albion circle each other, warily, and then tap hands in a semi shake. Great sportsmanship that.

Andrew Fulton : There is no such thing as sportsmanship in wrestling, you watch, one of these two will claw the others eyes out for that two mil!

Jeremy Tucker : They hook up and Albion takes Linda over with a headlock takedown.

Andrew Fulton : Linda slides out of it and applies an arm bar.

Jeremy Tucker : Albion counters the arm bar and goes for an arm wrench hook kick, but Linda ducks under the hook kick and grabs Albion and sends her flying in an over head release German (Irish suplex) Albion flips out of the Irish suplex and lands on her feet.

Andrew Fulton : Albion goes for a leg sweep but Linda jumps over it and Irish whips Albion into the ropes, Albion bounces off them hard and Linda leap frogs her, Albion bounce back and Linda hits the mat and Albion runs over her and bounces off the ropes again and Linda nails Albion with a beautiful drop kick.

Jeremy Tucker : Great chain wrestling, the Amazons Arena cheering enthusiastically. Look at this, Albion right back on her feet, and drills Linda with a drop kick of her own.

Andrew Fulton : Albion follows up and hits a nice swinging neck breaker.

Jeremy Tucker : Albion staying on Linda, and plants her with a snap verticle suplex. Albion then goes for a cover ....

One ....................

Two .... Kick out by Linda.

Andrew Fulton : Linda smiles at Albion, and says not yet to her. Then WHAM! Hard chop to the chest!

Jeremy Tucker : Albion instantly slaps Linda back on the chest with an open hand chop, they heard that in Paris where we are performing next show.

Andrew Fulton : We.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda with another hard chop.

Andrew Fulton : Open hand reply by Albion.

Jeremy Tucker : Deafening chop by Linda! And Albion winces in pain, then smashes Linda back with another open hand chop, and Linda reels from it. They stare at each other and the crowd is cheering them on and applauding ... Spinning Round house kick from Albion.

Andrew Fulton : Look at them long legs go Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Knee drop from Albion but Linda rolls out of the way and she snap mares Albion over and then delivers a hard kick to the back. Ouch.

Andrew Fulton : Nasty.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda lands the X Factor, and she goes for a cover on Albion.

One ........................

Two ..... kick out by Albion.

Andrew Fulton : I’d love me some of that two mil Jerry. When will they have a commentator off with prize money like that, i would have it in the bag!

Jeremy Tucker : Never. Albion back on the offensive and she lands a nice spinning wheel kick.

Andrew Fulton : I could watch them wheels spin all night long.

Jeremy Tucker : SPLIT LEGGED JAW BREAKER! Albion nailed that one ...

Andrew Fulton : I think i am in love Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : What’s new. Albion lifts Linda back to her feet, but Linda may have been playing a bit of possum, and BAM! Nails her with the side effect.

Andrew Fulton : Linda follows up and delivers a cracking exploder suplex, then a European Uppercut that caught Albion flush on the chin.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda goes to the second rope ... .BLOCKBUSTER!

Andrew Fulton : SHE NAILED IT! Cover .....

Jeremy Tucker : One .....................

Two .......................

Th ... kick out by Albion.

Andrew Fulton : Linda slams the mat in frustration, then goes to work on the leg of Albion, my dream come true going to work on them pins.

Jeremy Tucker : ENZIGURI! Albion with the enziguri! What a counter!

Andrew Fulton : She has a lot of ticker in her. Linda quick back to her feet, and Albion rears back and clocks her with a huge haymaker! What a blow!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda drops in a heap to the mat and Albion makes the cover.

One ......................

Two ....................

TH ..... kick out by Linda.

Andrew Fulton : These two are going at a frantic pace.

Jeremy Tucker : It’s all on the line. Linda with a big IRA (Yakuza) kick on Albion. Albion staggers .... BACKSTABBER by Linda!

Andrew Fulton : Linda swoops on Albion and delivers a mad Roll of the Dice!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Linda, hooks the leg .....

One ....................

Two .......................

Thr ... Albion rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : Wow! Albion back on the offensive now, and hits a big back body drop.

Jeremy Tucker : Albion with a nice fishermans buster!

Andrew Fulton : FRANKENSTEINER by Albion!

Jeremy Tucker : The Amazons Crowd are on their feet!

Andrew Fulton : Figure Four necklock! Never in my life have i envied Linda until this moment.

Jeremy Tucker : She would pop your neck in that hold like the perv you are.

Andrew Fulton : I wish.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda makes the ropes and Davola calls for the break, and Albion breaks clean. These two have gone move for move and toe to toe all night, and both in the right spirit. What a match it has been.

Andrew Fulton : Linda bounces off the ropes .... TROUBLE IN PARADISE!

Jeremy Tucker : Albion didn’t see t coming ... Linda now back to work on the legs and locks on an Irish Cloverleaf!

Andrew Fulton : Albion howling in pain. This may be it Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Davola checking in, but Albion refusing to give.

Andrew Fulton : Linda releases the hold and rolls Albion up in a small package ....

Jeremy Tucker : One ..................

Two ......................

Thr .... NO!!! Albion kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : Albion back on the attack again .... “See the Light” !!!! ( Tilt-a-Whirl DDT)

Jeremy Tucker : “Cacophony” (Leaping Reverse STO)

Andrew Fulton : These two are putting on a clinic.

Jeremy Tucker : Both are now upright, Linda runs to the ropes and springboards back off them but Albion catches her, she rushed after Linda, catching her on the second rope and pulling her off with a springboard Russian Leg Sweep.

Andrew Fulton : I saw somewhere that she got that move from someone somewhere, it rings some sort of bell.

Jeremy Tucker : Astute as always Fulton. You truly have no idea do you?

Andrew Fulton : About what?

Jeremy Tucker : Never mind. Albion goes to the top rope, Linda gets to her feet, and Albion flies catching Linda with a big Leg Lariot! Cover again by Albion!

One ........................

Two .......................

THR ... Linda gets the shoulder up.

Andrew Fulton : Linda now back on the offensive ... Irish whips Albion into the corner, and Albion gets caught up in the tree of woe ... Linda runs ... Running cannonball into 450 missile drop kick!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Albion staggers to her feet, she is on dream street .... Irish (Canadian) Destroyer!!!!! This has got to be it!

One ..........................

Two .........................

THRE .... NO! Albion got her foot on the ropes.

Andrew Fulton : Davola was about to call the three count there ... Albion refuses to give up!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda goes to the top rope .... 450 SPLASH!!! LUCKY DIP!!!! She nailed it!

Andrew Fulton : That’s got to be it!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Linda again, she hooks the leg .....

ONE .........................

TWO .............................

THREE!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Linda did it! She won! What a match!

Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable!

Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH ... LUCKY LINDA LA FEY!!!

Andrew Fulton : The crowd on their feet applauding Linda, and look at this, Albion is shaking her hand congratulating her, what a crock!

Jeremy Tucker : This is what wrestling is about Fulton! True competition! Ohhh No!

Linger is cut off and Peel Their Caps Back kicks in, and we see the KGB make their way out to the entrance way. Joanne Canelli. The Hired Killers Jade and Kim and Team Fairtex, Tong and Phantam Fairtex. They are carrying the big novelty chq for 2 Million dollars, and Joanne pulls out a lighter and sets the chq aflame, and it bursts into flames on the entrance way, the KGB leave the chq and head down to the ring as Linda and Albion look on at them in disgust.

Andrew Fulton : If she can’t have that 2 mil, no one can Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : The KGB bum rush the ring and the five of them ambush Linda and Albion, the two finalists go back to back, like they are in an old Irish Alleyway, and hold them off for a moment, and then look at this! Its “The Phoenix” Seiji Shimuzu!!! Here to make the save!

Andrew Fulton : He can’t stop all of them!

Jeremy Tucker : Seiji pulls out something he was holding, and brandishes it towards Canelli and the KGB, and she shrieks, it’s that strange metal pole!!! What is that?

Andrew Fulton : I don’t know Jerry, but Canelli does, and she wants NO part of it!

Jeremy Tucker : Joanne Canelli flees up the ramp way, and the rest of the KGB trudge off behind her, Seiji and Albion then hold Linda’s arms up in the air in victory.