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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 13, 2021 21:01:29 GMT -5
Joseph Hart finds Ai Moe at a vending machine getting a bag of chips. He slams her face into the machine
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Joseph Hart
ai throws an ice ball at his head
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NO!!! Because he just won the title and because of that, he has been embroiled with better resilience (as all Anarchy champs are when they are fresh off winning the title).
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 16:31:17 GMT -5
since it's been almost a 24 hour period ai tries again and hopes the stat buffs of newly crowned champions has worn off by now. she rolls hart up into a la magistral
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
ai runs around victorious before she runs into a ladder! the ladder is ontop of her
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): A fucking Ladder
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 16:33:49 GMT -5
ai is angry now, furious! she objects but stops her self, because this is truly equal rights for all! she puts the ladder in a sleeper hold to try and win the belt back does it work?
It does
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 16:40:46 GMT -5
SURPRISE! NINJAS!
After seemingly weeks of attempting to locate the ice cream truck with no avail, A line of hoodie ninjas returns and blocks Ai’s retreat and attempt to dogpile her for a cover.
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Johnny Maverick's Hoodie Ninjas
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 16:52:24 GMT -5
There's an unholy racket from above, bangs and bits and booms resonating before--HOLY SHIT, IT'S A GIANT MOOGLE! Landing on all the Hoodie Ninjas with a loud kupo, it remains there for the pin!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Moogle (KUPO)
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 16:52:43 GMT -5
ai uses a chocobo to rush the moogle bah gawd a diving pin!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 14, 2021 18:09:02 GMT -5
Dylan challenges Ai Moe to a dance off! They dance! Bunter Bearst has to pick a winner, who won the danceoff?
"MY NAME-Uhhh... is BUNTAH BEUHST-Uhhh... AND DAH WINNAH OF DIS DANCEOFF-Uhhh... IS-Uhhh..."
it's obvious, according to the crowd, that Ai's dancing was better... but Bunter...
"DYLAN BLACK-Uhhhh!!!!!!"
clearly does not think so
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 1:23:47 GMT -5
ai uses this to try and roll up dylan
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 1:28:53 GMT -5
Dylan hires Vincent Kennedy McMahon to make Ai Moe job to God! Does God win the title? GODDAMMIT, PAL!!!! GOD DOES WIN THE TITLE!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): God himself AND I'M GONNA USE THIS TO DRRRRAW ME MONEY!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 1:45:59 GMT -5
the devil went down to georgia and challenged god to a fiddle off! but does the devil out play him?!
I dunno... can he?! I'd say "no", because according to Christians, the Devil ain't on even footing with God... But fuck it! The Devil wins!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Satan
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 1:47:48 GMT -5
Ai challenges satan to a modeling competition but who do the judges vote for to win the belt?
Ai. Because she charms the judges with love, something that Satan has none of.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 1:54:17 GMT -5
But Dylan runs in, wearing a banana jock strap! He mushroom stamps Ai with his robo dick! He pins!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black and his robo cock
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 21:34:45 GMT -5
Dylan is sitting at home, Anarchy title in hand... when suddenly... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKAt the door. He stands up, slightly startled by the noise. He moves towards the front door of the house, being careful about how he goes. He opens the door, and standing before him... Is none other... Than CHAMP Wrestling (not to be confused with CHAMPOON WRASSLIN)'s former resident Superhero, SUPER COOL!!!! "BA-BA-DA-DAAAAA!!!!!" He sings out loud, before NAILING Dylan with the Superdriver (Vertebreaker) and going for the pin! 1 2 3!!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Super Cool With that... Super Cool SWOOSHES away!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 21:40:43 GMT -5
ai moe hits him with a helicopter and reaches for the belt, does she win it?
:ME, THE WRITER: Are we talking a toy helicopter or a real one?
:::AI MOE::: yes it's like a pedal one
:ME, THE WRITER: Oh. Okay.
Having zero knowledge of helicopters, I have no idea what to do and as such, revert back to default position
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 22:03:38 GMT -5
Dylan uses his robo penis as a helicopter to catch up to Ai! He spears her hundreds of feet to the ground and pins her!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black... but wait...
BA-BA-DA-BAAAAAAA!!!!!
Super Cool, beyond all semblance of reality... is flying! And he catches up with them both, fighting to get the Anarchy belt back! He gets them both in a Uranage position and....
STONE BOTTOM (Rock Bottom, stolen from Ted Stone)!!!! RIGHT INTO THE EARTH BELOW!!!!
He goes for the pin Dylan... because he and Ai both survived.
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Super Cool
"So you see, evil doers?! That is what happens when you mess with Justice!"
And with that...
"BA-BA-DA-BAAAAAA!!!!"
He swooshes off
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