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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 23:48:38 GMT -5
Dylan threatens to throw a corgi off a cliff if Super Cool doesn't hand over the title. Does he submit, or let evil tarnish his legacy? Out of fear, Super Cool shits himself. And when he does, DYLAN THROWS THE CORGI OFF THE CLIFF AND RUNS AWAY!!!!
ai offers toilet paper and wipes for the title, does he accept?
Super flies over the cliff, retrieves the corgi and sets it free... in the process, the shit trickles down his leg.
"I'm gonna need that toilet paper, o attractive Japanese citizen!"
He hands her the belt and then runs away, holding his ass as he does.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
"only 20 something to go before i retire from this division"
The corgi licks Ai, and then it starts beeping. Its eyes turn red... IT'S A BOMB! THE BOMB-DOG EXPLODES IN HER FACE AND DYLAN RUNS IN TO PIN HER!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 16, 2021 23:54:03 GMT -5
but whats this?!?!?! dylan trips on a lady bug and... someone... someTHING pins him! it's the belt itself!!!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Anarchy championship belt?
Well, this has officially become the strangest title in history.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 0:00:02 GMT -5
Dylan just stands on the belt and pins it.
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
ai low blows him and goes for the quick roll up!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 0:26:42 GMT -5
Dylan kicks Ai in the head and pins her!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 0:33:07 GMT -5
ai faces her biggest rival in this division apart from that bastard keith williams and that scum bag dinosaur bones, she slaps him right in the face! bah gawd a knee! she grabs him for a love is a battlefield!!!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 0:59:09 GMT -5
Dylan nails Ai with a tornado spinning backfist! He pins her!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:10:30 GMT -5
before he can get up what's this!??!?! LA MAGISTRAL!!!!!!!!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
But Dylan pops up! He gives the ref some cock-n-ball torture! "REVERSE THE DECISION" he says! Does the ref reverse that decision?
How can THE Ref reverse the decision, when he's Destiny's ref and not FWA'S?!
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But Dylan pops up! He gives the FWA ref some cock-n-ball torture! "REVERSE THE DECISION" he says! Does the FWA ref reverse that decision?
I like Cock N Ball torture and another thing I like... is PRONOUNS, PAL!!!! I'LL GLADLY REVERSE THE DECISION!!!!
The decision has been reversed! For the first time ever, the decision has been reversed!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:14:35 GMT -5
:::AI MOE::: hey FWA REF would you like a sneak peek at my latest gravure dvd? it's got some good bits in it winks if you give me my title back ill give you a signed copy for free :wink: Does the FWA REF give her her belt back?
:FWA REF: I dunno. That doesn't do it for me. Y'know what does, though?
:::DYLAN BLACK::: COCK-N-BALL TORTURE
:FWA REF: No. I just said that so you'd let go of my balls in disgust.
:::AI MOE::: "i'll give you mario porn if you give me my belt back. i know a guy who knows a guy who has the good stuff"
:FWA REF: WOAH!!! YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!!!!
The decision has been re-reversed! Ai Moe is the champion again!
:::AI MOE::: "here's his number pal. thanks very much!"
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:19:57 GMT -5
DYLAN ROLLS UP AI MOE FOR A PIN
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:20:29 GMT -5
ai snatches him up for a prawn hold
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:22:59 GMT -5
dylan ruins the celebration by shooting ai moe with fireworks! does she submit?
Yes! She does.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 17, 2021 1:23:40 GMT -5
YOU SHOT ME IN THE TITTY YOU JERK! i'M SUING FOR HARRASMENT! does ai win the law suit and get the belt back?
Yes! She does.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 0:50:32 GMT -5
Dylan dropkicks Ai and pins her quick!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 1:03:55 GMT -5
Super Cool takes a nap with the case on his chest, the case pins!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Destiny Case
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 1:04:50 GMT -5
the anarchy championship pins the case
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Anarchy belt
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