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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 21, 2021 23:21:37 GMT -5
Dylan returns fire, hitting her with a dictionary!
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New Champ: Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 21, 2021 23:22:23 GMT -5
ai gets him in a balls plex, a 69 like pin attempt :wink: and the....
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New Champ (for the last time ever): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 21, 2021 23:28:00 GMT -5
But then... Andrew Jefferson Coughman rushes in and STRIKES Ai down with the Gender Nonspecific World title belt!!!!
"And now... for you to LOSE this trashy belt, and be retired back to the BEDROOM... For GOOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
And at that point, Jobber Joe rushes in and pants's AJC. There's not much there to pixelate, but there is a very tiny amount of pixelation. AJC covers his wedding tackle and runs away, only for us to see his bare ass as he powders off.
In the confusion, Dylan pins Ai!
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New Champ: Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 26, 2021 23:50:57 GMT -5
neko nyan nyan pounces on dylan and goes for the title!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Neko Nyan Nyan
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 27, 2021 10:57:51 GMT -5
Dylan curbstomps the cat bitch! He does it again, again, again! 4 CURBSTOMPS! He puts a foot on its throat to pin.
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on May 3, 2021 22:50:53 GMT -5
xXM3M31X7DXx appears out nowhere like this he uses his cheats to slow down time and kicks dylan in the dick. he unslows it again, going for the pin. 1 2 3!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): (Whatever the fuck that damn thing's name is)
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Post by Solomon Graham on May 3, 2021 22:56:00 GMT -5
Dylan shocks the robot and repins him
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on May 7, 2021 22:02:32 GMT -5
Skylar Noah locks Dylan in the Adonis Lock! Does he submit?
He certainly doesn't escape... so YES!!!! HE DOES!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Skylar Noah
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Post by Solomon Graham on May 7, 2021 22:06:11 GMT -5
Skylar: "HAHA!!! YES!!! I'M A DUEL CHAMPION!!!"
He picks up the Anarchy belt and holds it up with his defunct SHW Openweight belt
Dylan kicks Skylar in the Nethers as hard as he can muster, with the robo leg! Do they submit to the pain?
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Skylar screeches. "here... take it back"
he hands the anarchy belt back to Dylan
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on May 19, 2021 18:42:55 GMT -5
Dylan pays the Amish to protect him...
but suddenly, JOSEPH ESCH POPS OUT AND STOMPS AN AMISH HOLE IN THE ANARCHY CHAMPION! HE COVERS!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Joseph Esch
But then, from the crowd... AMISH ROADKILL!!! JUST KIDDING, IT'S ACTUALLY RICHIE PUMP
AND.... he hands the Amish guy the belt and holds his hand up. He's not gonna burst his bubbly
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Post by Solomon Graham on Jun 12, 2021 0:49:54 GMT -5
Dylan's asleep, coddling the Anarchy Championship. He rolls over, and the belt is on top of him! It's pinning him! Is there a ref around to count this fall very quietly?
BUNTAH BUHST softly slides into position..
ONE-uhhhh....
TWO-uhhhh.... ...... ......
THREE-uhhhh...
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Anarchy Championship belt
Dylan, in his sleep lets go of the Anarchy Championship and pulls BUNTAH in a sleeper and together they sleep for the night...
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