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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:11:34 GMT -5
Dylan pays Skitzo $10000 for the Anarchy title! Does he submit the title to Dylan?
He deliberates... before handing the belt over to Dylan.
"its ur problem now, buddy. JUST DON'T GO ABOUT DEFENDING IT the wrong way. Do you understand?"
ai moe rolls up the robotic bastard
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:13:01 GMT -5
Dylan kicks Ai in the cooch and rolls her up back!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): STRiFE, I MEAN... the guy who's (not) gonna beat STRiFE, Dylan Black!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:14:28 GMT -5
...oh lawd, he comin'. It's the rumblin' rollin' Moogle himself--and he's grown even larger! Rolling over Dylan Black, settling into a stop atop him for the pin!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Moogle
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:30:17 GMT -5
An ice cream truck drives through the wall of the 7-11. Hoodie Ninjas pour out like clowns from a clown car, attempting to dog pile the Moogle.
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Winners (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPIONS): Johnny Maverick's Hoodie Ninjas
Dylan uses his robo hands and makes a sonic blast at the ninjas! He pins then all at once!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Emperor Dylan (that's right, Dylan's the Emperor, NOT CAFFREY)
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:36:43 GMT -5
ai goes for the belt again because fuck you shes getting 69 reigns through sheer grit and determination!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:40:09 GMT -5
Dylan Black returns fire, because he's gonna get there first through sheer spite!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black (but he's not an emperor anymore. wahhhh)
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 22:43:17 GMT -5
ai goes for the belt again!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:02:34 GMT -5
Dylan SNAPS Ai Moe's neck, Fiend-style... and it results in a Knock Out victory!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black, the Cybernetic Psychopath
ai gets up with a sore neck "ive taken a bigger pounding than that!" she kicks him in the dick and small package pin!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:12:19 GMT -5
Dylan uses his robo dick as a lasso and chokes out Ai! Does she submit? (Sentences I never wanna say again after that)
She does indeed submit. In a totally platonic way
she uses her real WAP this time with an uber bronco buster dylan short circuits, but for how long? she pins
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Winner (AND NEW DISGUSTING ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:36:15 GMT -5
Dylan lifts up Moogle and throws him into Ai Moe! Moogle pins Ai!
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Zzz.... kuuuuupooo....zzzzz....
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Moogle
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:38:19 GMT -5
ai rolls over the moogle onto dylan. ai pins both
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:40:49 GMT -5
But Dylan pops up! He kicks Ai in the no-no spot and pins her!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black... but then... a Spaceship lands on the ground right next to Dylan... The door to the shuttle opens and out onto the ground, steps the infamous Death Star Boy!!! He hits Dylan with a Dropkick and goes for the pin!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Death Star Boy
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:52:50 GMT -5
OH NO HE DON'T
Dylan Black pulls out... A LIGHTSABER-
YO ASS IS MINE, JABRONI
DSB only speaks in 8-bit sound effects. You can't understand him
Dylan and Death Star Boy engage in a FURIOUS lightsaber duel. Death Star Boy wields a black Lightsaber, and it makes an EVIL hiss!
THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPOON VS THE BOY OF THE DEATH STAR! WHO WINS? WHO NEXT? SOLLY DECI- cut to commercial
Return from commercial
WHO WINS THE DUEL FOR THE ANARCHY TITLE
DYLAN WINS!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
And in the process, Death Star Boy loses an arm and a leg and has to become Dark Invader III
Wait one fuckin' minute--why is there a very familiar blond approaching? More importantly, why does she have a gigantic bucket? Upending the bucket over Dylan's head, its contents are revealed to be an unholy pile of fridge magnets, all of which declare Dylan to be the bitch of one... ELI DRESDEN! Hopping atop the pile of magnets as they attach to his metal parts and weigh him down, the blond smirks as the ref counts.
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Eli Dresden
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:55:37 GMT -5
ai asks for the belt back nicely, claiming she needs it back or she'll die. does this obvious scam work?
Oh fine, Eli gives it to Ai.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Apr 19, 2021 23:57:58 GMT -5
But Ai gets clocked in the head! Dylan smashes her with all the magnets and crushes her skull! he pins her!
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Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black (even though I almost put Ai's name there out of habit)
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