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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:59:53 GMT -5
NO!!! He shoes the dog away!
Unsuccessful attempt! Keith Williams retains.
But then, as Keith is dragging Ai around, Anarchy title in hand...
DING DING DING
Keith is so shocked, he drops Ai and readies himself for a fight. His eyes dart around as....
DING DING DING, DING DING DING, DING DING DING
Then, eventually... A silhouette in the shadows... of a man in a wheelchair. And out from the shadows, comes Timekeeper Tim, FWA's resident timekeeper! He rolls up to Keith in his electric wheelchair, and Keith doesn't know what to do. And then...
.........DING DING DING
At that point, Keith is SMACKED over the head with a Yule Log by a nameless man! This nameless man then helps the Timekeeper out of his wheelchair and brings him on top of Keith, before ripping off his shirt and revealing a referee shirt underneath.
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!!!!
Timekeeper then uses his arms to bring himself up into his wheelchair, before grabbing his ringbell and...
DING DING DING
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Timekeeper Tim
His friend hands Tim the belt and raises his hand. Tim celebrates as he raises the belt over his head. At that point, his friend embraces him... before toppling his wheelchair over and pinning his shoulders to the ground.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Timekeeper Tim's nameless friend
ai pops up out of no where like an rko! she hits tims nameless jobber friend with a handbasket full of frozen oranges!!!! she goes for the pin bah gawd!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 16:42:57 GMT -5
Keith deadlifts Moe up from the ground, picking her up and launching her face first onto the wheelchair with a Gourdbuster!! Williams slides Moe off Tim's crippled device, pinning her immediately.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
ai slaps keith in the face and hits him with a tombstone piledriver! she gets him in a prawn hold
one
two!
NO!!!! This time, Tim's nameless jobber friend has somehow lifted the wheelchair over his head and used it to break up the pin!
Unsuccessful attempt! Keith Williams retains.
Tim's Friend: "HAHAHAHA!!!! I bet you thought you'd seen the last.... OF THE INVADER!!!!!"
Tim's possessed friend then uses the force to fly away and Keith makes a non-hasty retreat in the electric wheelchair, the FWA Anarchy Championship in his grasp.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 17:07:41 GMT -5
ai goes after whoever has the title now again! she's not no bitch and she won't give up!!! she find them after some time looking, through twitter and instagram posts like some weird stalke- i mean like a cool detective person. she does some weird hand signs that looks like two deaf kids roasting each other in a rap battle. then all of a sudden a pile of ai's dogpile the champion! with the real ai being the one to get the official pin since she's on top :wink:
one!
two!!
THREE!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
THE SAME WAY THAT NOTHING WILL STOP FRANK WILKES AND THE DEMENTED PUPPY, POOCHO, AI MOE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 18:44:59 GMT -5
Poochopino Fantabuloso IV chases... IT'S OWN TAIL!
The circular movement is rather hypnotic.
Coming across the playful puppy, Ai Moe can't help but get absorbed by the circles - and pass out.
The impact distracts Poochopino from its nemesis (tail). Is the pretty lady alright? The pomeranian licks Ai Moe's hand to try and wake her.
...........tastes a bit like bacon...................
Figuring the calories will get it one step closer to winning a hot dog eating contest with Dinosaur Bones, Poochopino attempts to drag Ai Moe off as a snack... sadly the tiny dog only succeeds in pinning her.
One!
Twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 19:09:27 GMT -5
NO!!! The poor Poocho is BOOTED right off of Ai, and is sent yelping!
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains.
Then, when Ai gets to her feet, A banana peel impedes her progress, leading to her hair getting viciously pulled by... KEITH WILLIAMS!!
ASK THAT BITCH!!!
The ref... it's none other... than BUNTER BEARST!!!! And his decision is that Keith Williams gets the belt, because he said so!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
"CONGRATULATIONS-uhhhhh!!!!"
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 19:24:04 GMT -5
Poochopino licks itself.
The Paragon of Sleaze won't be outdone. Two can play at that game.
Williams attempts to show onlookers how nimble he is.
*CRACK*
That didn't sound good.
As Williams holds his back in agony, the pomeranian terror moves in for the kill.
ONE!
TWO!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 1:05:27 GMT -5
It doesn't even make it to two, as Bunter Bearst doesn't count the pin, instead declaring the pup the new champ by default, sighting its adorable nature as the reason for this title change.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Poochopino Fantabuloso IV
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Post by mosler on Nov 12, 2020 2:40:12 GMT -5
Poochopino buries the FWA anarchy championship under a nondescript tree - reasoning in his canine mind that he will live longer if those coveting HIS championship worry that it will be lost forever should they try to throw him off a bridge. The puppy laughs maliciously... ...A red car! A. Red. CAR. Poochopino chases the car - barking his head off for a few blocks. It feels like an eternity with his tiny pomeranian legs. Frank Wilkes: "Be careful!" The Hero We Have, Frank Wilkes, races into the intersection to pull poochopino out of the way of an oncoming bus! Poochopino bites the RSO for his noble act of kindness. Wilkes is struck by a pinto - it doesn't explode. The force sends Wilkes staggering back into a dodge viper. False advertising as it is very difficult to dodge a viper. Wilkes rolls off the hood, thrown through the air. Even as he is struck by multiple vehicles, Frank holds Poochopinon protectively over his head - like desperately trying to save a baby. Poochopino continues to bite him - drawing blood. Frank lands on his knee, in the way of an oncoming Ford Explorer. The explorer stops on a dime. Unfortunately, the dime is in Frank Wilkes' pocket. As the best person to ever hold the FWA Anarchy title is pinned to the ground, Poochopino continues to bite him. A successful defense? The referee runs in, counting the psychotic puppy's pin on Wilkes! One! Two!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 10:21:15 GMT -5
The referee doesn't count the pin on the grounds that he doesn't believe a dog should be the Anarchy champion.
But then, just as the Pooch is barking at the referee, asking "What NONSENSE is this, you snivelling little criminal!!", ai gets a spray bottle and uses it on the dog! she pins it
one two THREE!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 19:39:55 GMT -5
We see Ai Moe running through the streets, with her and her two dogs, Anarchy championship in tow. Suddenly, her and the dogs stop, as we hear a phrase....
"A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY!!!!"
They pause. Ai says, while utterly terrified, that maybe whoever it is will just go away. Suddenly, the dogs' attention turns to the bushes to the left of Ai. They bark at whatever mysterious force is in the bushes. They start dragging Ai towards the bushes, barking all the way. Something is drawing them to those bushes.
When they get to the bushes, the dogs stop before sniffing around.... when suddenly, they start panting and leap into the bushes, getting loose from Ai's grip. Then, when the dogs are in the bushes and Ai is all alone... Ai is attacked from behind.... by LANCE BURKE!!!!!!
Lance hits her with Strange Magic (Fire Pro's Deja Vu), before going for the pin, signalling for MCCW ref Jackson Carnegie to come and count the pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Lance Burke
Carnegie hands Burke the belt and Burke yells, disturbing the whole neighbourhood as he says...
"ALRIGHT!!!!! IT'S TIME TO GO CELEBRATE WITH THE BUBBLEEEEGHH!!!!!![/i]"
And then, he goes away. When the dogs come back from the bushes, we see that they are fighting over a piece of steak.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 20:02:31 GMT -5
Room service shows up with the "bubbleeeeeghh" for Burke to celebrate winning the FWA Anarchy Championship. The gentleman pours both Burke and Carnegie before Carnegie looks up and notices something strange about him.
Carnegie: Aren't you a bit large to be some room service guy? You're built like a wrestler...
The man gives a warm smile before throwing the champagne into Burke's eyes and dropping him with a Death Valley Driver. It's AWF's ADAM SANDERS!! Adam gets the cover. Carnegie doesn't want to count, but he feels it is his ref duty to do it... but the count doesn't even make it to one.... because Burke yells out "I TAP OUT!!!!" and slaps his hand along the ground. Carnegie reluctantly awards Adam the title.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): "Awkward" Adam Sanders
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 20:33:20 GMT -5
Greg Adkins sneaks up behind Adam Sanders, hits a low blow with a grope. When Adam spins around, Greg connects with a hard right hand that he continues through with an elbow strike to the jaw.
Greg reaches into the front of his tights, rooting around for a moment, and applies a mandible claw with that very hand!
DOES ADAM TAP....?
YES!!!! He gives up, out of absolute disgust!!!
Winner: "Guttertrash" Greg Adkins
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 12, 2020 21:15:11 GMT -5
ai uses disinfectant on gregs eyes! she keeps spraying it does he give?!
Eventually, HE HAS NO CHOICE!!! HE IS TOO BLINDED!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 13, 2020 7:05:17 GMT -5
Keith sneaks up behind Moe and slips a plastic bag over her head, denying her the precious oxygen she needs.
ASK HER!!!
Does Ai Moe give up...?
YES!!!! And on top of that, she falls unconscious!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 14, 2020 1:33:55 GMT -5
"Guttertrash" Greg Adkins hits a spear, keeping an arm deliberately low to hit a low blow at the same time. He lifts Keith up instead of driving him down and powerslams him directly onto his head! He goes for the pinfall!
One
Two
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Greg Adkins
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