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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 1:51:17 GMT -5
Before she can reclaim the title, a gust of wind sends a rag covered in chloroform flying into Ai Moe's face! Coming too after that devastating trip up, "RSO" Frank Wilkes sees the former adult starlet struggling to stay awake thanks to the chemicals. Ever the gentleman, he runs to her aid - desperately trying to remove the rag. Some passersby take pictures. This is how Frank gets in trouble.
As Frank struggles to pull the rag out of her face, the chloroform does its work sending Moe to sleep for...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Nov 11, 2020 2:45:10 GMT -5
Copycat: why are we here?
Bradshaw: Why, to play hide and go seek, my boy. Ok. I'll go hide. Go count.
*Bradshaw prances off.*
ONE...
TWO...
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 10:26:20 GMT -5
First attempt's outcome:
NO!!! Ai somehow learned how to hold her breath and manually plug her nose at the same time, allowing her to kick out!
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains.
Second attempt's outcome:
THREE...
FOUR...
FIVE...
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
NINE...
TEN!!!
Copycat: Ready or not, here I come!
He then runs off to look for Bradshaw... but the champ was nowhere in sight when this occurred, making it not only completely irrelevant, but also making this an...
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains.
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 13:29:02 GMT -5
OH NO! A burning school bus!
The Hero We Have, Frank Wilkes thinking nothing of personal safety, charges into the flames to rescue the kids. A crowd gathers to watch this act of selfless bravery.
Getting to the door, Frank throws the first youngster he retrieves out of the smoking vehicle to the first person he sees: Ai Moe. Ai Moe makes the catch! Good save, Ai. The crowd applaud her efforts while taking pictures of Frank that make him look sinister. A second child is thrown. Ai struggles, but catches it too. A third. Forth. Fifth. Suddenly the kids start being thrown faster than Ai can put them down, and Ai is knocked down - crushed under the weight of two dozen projectile kids!
Rescuing the last one, Frank staggers out of the vehicle suffering from smoke inhalation. As the children run off, leaving the pancaked body of Ai Moe in their wake - Frank sees one more person in need of assistance. Baby steps, because that was a super human effort, he staggers over to perform CPR on the FWA champion... THE BUS EXPLODES sending Frank careening on top of Moe's unconscious body for a pin.
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 13:35:34 GMT -5
NO!!!! His attempts are interrupted by KEITH WILLIAMS!!!
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains.
But then, right after Ai gets to her feet, Keith catches up to her, throwing chili powder in the eyes of her and her dogs. SMALL PACKAGE!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 13:46:31 GMT -5
Seeing Williams picking on an unconscious woman creates feelings of disgust in a blown up Frank Wilkes. The Hero We Have stomps up to the new FWA champion, to explain why The Paragon of Sleaze's actions are unbecoming of a gentlemen. Williams sucker punches Wilkes, knocking him to the ground, and proceeds to put the boots on the holier than thou RSO.
....somewhere in the middle of this ass kicking, Frank's attempts at covering up pull Williams into an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:05:58 GMT -5
THREE!!! Finally, Frank Wilkes has done it again.
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Frank Wilkes
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 14:07:42 GMT -5
The FWA official hands Frank the Anarchy championship.
"RSO" Frank Wilkes: "What's this- oh, no. Thank you but no. I don't need a reward. I was just doing what anyone else would do. If you see a person choking, you perform CPR. Its a simple coarse to learn, and can mean the difference between life and death. Same goes for people with chloroform rags in their faces. Or protecting incapacitated women. Or pulling orphans out of fires. It never hurts to be kind."
The FWA official continues to push the strap on him.
"RSO" Frank Wilkes: "You really want me to be your champion? Oh, okay, well, who am I to argue? Thank you! I won't let you down FWA. I will be the best damned Anarchy champion you've ever seen!"
Everyone leaves amicably...
Only Frank stops dead in his tracks.
"RSO" Frank Wilkes: "...Um... look, before I defend this. I should warn you... and its nothing serious... no big deal... I can be trusted with your brand... but for the sake of honesty, you should know... that I AM A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER."
Beat.
The FWA referee attacks Frank Wilkes!
Frank doesn't even defend himself, completely understanding where the referee is coming from. The referee spears Frank to the ground, and then starts to kick him while he's down.
The dog that Bones earlier regurgitated, who looks more like a silver Pomeranian than the poodle he initially threatened - and I've taken to calling Poochopino Fantabuloso IV, scampers up.
Excited by how brutally the FWA referee is beating Frank, Poochopino barks its head off.
Satisfied with its barking, Poochopino scurries up to the unconscious Frank Wilkes and curls up on his chest. It makes a nice mat. Also a cover. A second FWA referee appears out of nowhere to count the dog's pin.
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:09:54 GMT -5
THREE!!! The pup has done it!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Poochopino Fantabuloso IV
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 11, 2020 14:11:21 GMT -5
ai grabs the ole pupper and hangs it over a high place. threatening to drop it if it doesn't submit the title to her!
does the pupper submit?!!?!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:12:46 GMT -5
YES!!! The pup submits!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 14:13:59 GMT -5
Poochopino Fantabuloso IV barks at Ai Moe in an adorable fashion. Does she feel bad and give the title back?
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:19:06 GMT -5
NO!!! Ai's pet pitbulls bark at Poocho, after having shaken the powder out of their eyes! Poocho barks back and the three dogs get into a barking match! It ends in Ai Moe slipping away while she's got the chance.
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 14:37:26 GMT -5
The Paragon of Sleaze locks Moe in a vintage headlock, vowing never to let go. ASK HER!!!
Ai fights to stay alive, but eventually, she passes out. Referee Glenn Morgan gets into position, lifting her arm once... and it falls limp.
ONE!!!
He checks again, lifting the arm again... and it falls limp. Again.
TWO!!!
He lifts it one last time... and it FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....!!!....!!!!
THRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): The Paragon Of Sleaze (aka, Keith Williams)
Keith runs off with the title, taking Moe with him still in a headlock.
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 14:41:21 GMT -5
Chasing after Williams w/Moe in headlock are Moe's pitbulls... and following them is Poochopino Fantabuloso IV.
When the group finally reach a red light, Poochopino Fantabuloso IV humps the Paragon of Sleaze's leg.
....does Williams submit?
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