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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 9, 2020 16:54:12 GMT -5
Keith dissuades Moe's dogs from attacking with a bag of kibble, using a second bag to clobber her across the head. Standing splash and he's on top of her.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
But then, Ai grabs hold of Keith's pants and pants him! everyone laughs at him for his funny undies. does he submit the title to ai?
YES!!! Keith Williams has submitted!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe (TWELVE TIMES!!!!)
Meanwhile, Skeleskreem is stood in the back. And he is laughing his ass off at Keith's undies.
"NYYYYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEH!!!! NOW I FEEL LESS SHAME FOR MY POKEMON UNDERPANTS!!! HEH HEH HEH HEHHHH..."
"oh shit oh fuck not that damned skeleman again!"
"I've got some poetry for you, Ai, HYYYYYYEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEHHH!!!! Nah, I'm only joking! This time, I was here to laugh at Keith Williams! Plus, I was really thirsty for some tea, so I sent my camera man to pick some up from the store! The Arizona Ice varie-teaaa.... nyeh heh heh..."
Ai laughes at funny skeleman
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 9, 2020 19:02:53 GMT -5
While Ai Moe is laughing, Dylan Black blasts her with Electricity! DOES SHE SUBMIT TO HIS UNLIMITED POWER? YES!!! SHE DOES!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 9, 2020 20:05:26 GMT -5
As the X*Crown Champion rises back to his feet after receiving the championship, he hears a voice come from behind him.
"You fought hard, champion. Methods are a bit questionable but let's see how you handle a real fight."
Dylan Black turns around and sees someone wearing a hoodie right behind him. The hood is up, obscuring the identity of the man. Dylan tries to shoot his electricity, but he's out of juice. He can almost feel the smile upon this stranger's face.
"I said a REAL FIGHT."
The hooded figure begins to charge and lands a quick lariat, dropping the champion in a surprising manner. Black pops back up and throws a wild left, but the stranger has already moved and was dropping him from behind. Dylan tries to sweep the legs, but the hooded figure leaps over his feet with amazing agility. Dylan exclaims out of confusion as he rises to his feet.
Dylan: "Who are you?!"
Before Dylan got a response, he was on the receiving end of a cutter. Before hooking the leg, the man removes his hood to show who he was.
"Some call me the Dropkick King. Some call me the Original Guardian. But my name... is Adrien Cochrane."
The four-time World Heavyweight Champion hooks the leg for the win.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Adrien Cochrane
ai grabs adriens hand electrifying him! does he submit?
JUST BARELY!!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
Adrien looks back up and sees Ai with the championship.
Adrien: "Well played. I simply wanted to send a message to the X*Crown Champion. I wish you the best of luck."
He puts his hood back on before walking off.
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Post by mosler on Nov 9, 2020 21:31:53 GMT -5
Eating a bucket of popcorn with his Tiny T-Rex arms, Dinosaur Bones views the figure walking off with great interest.
Dinosaur Bones <chewing>: "Interesting that the ape Cochrane would think that a sneak attack and quick cover were somehow more respectful than him SUBMITTING to that other fleshing. Chimps. How do their primate brains work? Some message. Fear the fleshling Cochrane primarily when you don't know of his existence. I slept better in my tar pit not knowing such single cell organisms roamed MY earth."
Finished taking the piss out of Cochrane.......... as the undead tyranosarus is the only FWA Anarchy title Dylan foil who should be gunning for the X-Crown.............. Bones turns from the recentest pile of mangled champions...
---------Accidentally NAILING Ai Moe in the head with a BRUTAL tail strike.
Dinosaur Bones: "Apologies puny mortal, I swear my tail has a mind of its own. It is smarter than you as well, so this was your fault you filthy ape. Apologize! Hello? ...Mister?"
He is still out of it. Looking both ways for witnesses, but not seeing them because he only has holes where his eyes would be, Bones looks concerned for the KO'd Ai Moe. Still unaware of who his favourite actress is, Dinosaur Bones attempts to help the unconscious champion up... perhaps to throw in the trunk of his car as a snack for later... as the colossal beast reaches down to grab her, he once again accidentally initiates a pinfall for the title he never knew he lost...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 9, 2020 23:03:56 GMT -5
NOOOO!!!! Not this time!!
Unsuccessful attempt! Ai Moe retains
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 9, 2020 23:04:46 GMT -5
The Paragon of Sleaze runs in, boots Moe in the stomach, then leaps over her executing a Sunset Flip!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
ai dick kicks him and rolls him up!
one
two
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 10, 2020 13:50:47 GMT -5
Dylan let's out a bad fact by Ai Moe! DOES SHE SUBMIT?
YES!!! SHE SUBMITS!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dylan Black
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 10, 2020 14:20:27 GMT -5
ai throws water on dylans metal parts! does he give up?
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 10, 2020 16:43:37 GMT -5
YES!!! HE DOES!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by mosler on Nov 10, 2020 17:48:20 GMT -5
All this Dylan Black being basted in weak sauce is make a certain DESTRYOER OF WORLDS hungry.
Dinosaur Bones threatens to eat a rescue poodle. Does Ai Moe submit?
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 0:08:18 GMT -5
YES!!! She falls so weak with fear and disgust, she has no choice!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dinosaur Bones
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2020 1:09:28 GMT -5
All these championship reigns are making The Dread Lord hungry - SO HE CHOWS DOWN ANYWAY!
Everyone in a fifty feet radius swoons at the horrific sight of Bones swallowing the critter whole.
Dinosaur Bones: You're NEXT Dyla- urgh- Bla- ugh- BLAC- urgh - blarg.
The canine is fighting for freedom!
Realizing that he should have chewed first, but was too concerned with keeping his calorie count as high as possible, Dinosaur Bones doubles over, choking on the delicious morsel.
"RSO" Frank Wilkes: OH NO! That T-Rex skeleton could die!
The hero we need, Frank Wilkes, runs out of nowhere bounding over fainted passers by to save Humanity's End.
"RSO" Frank Wilkes: Don't worry, I know CPR.
The brave and most selfless person you have ever encountered leans down and starts trying to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on the dracolich, unaware that this is a pinfall attempt!
Can the Registered Sex Offender breath life into the double dead dino?
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will that dog jump out of the mouth unscathed and run off to challenge for the strap in the future?
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or will Dinosaur Bones bite Frank Wilkes' head off?
Man. That's a lot of pressure.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 1:17:47 GMT -5
THREE!!! Believe it or not, it was TOO MUCH pressure!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): "RSO" Frank Wilkes
After Frank wins the strap, the dog POPS right out of DB's mouth and runs off.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 11, 2020 1:29:17 GMT -5
ai trips frank up and tries to pin him one! two!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Nov 11, 2020 1:47:45 GMT -5
THREE!!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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