ai uses the mutt to sniff out that sleazeball keith williams! she finds him after a short while and picks the dog up, she turns it around and uses it as a gun... A POOP GUN!!!!! she hits Keith and asks him to give up the title!
does he submit?
Solomon GrahamToday at 3:42 PM
YES!!! He does!! Ai Moe is champion for her SEVENTH TIME!!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
Sanaida the weeabooToday at 3:44 PM
"i hope you had a shitty time keith! muahahahhahahhah"
ai runs away down the street
Solomon GrahamToday at 3:44 PM
But then... her phone rings.
(quick! I need a ringtone. It helps the immersion)
VastrixToday at 3:45 PM
Brrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Ai answers the phone.
Ai Moe: "Konichiwa?"
???: "Hello. Who is this?"
Ai Moe: "joe"
???: "I don't think it is... AI!!! NYYYYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEH!!!!!"
Ai Moe: "oh shit, oh fuck! h-how'd you get my number?!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!? WHERE A-"
The phoneline goes dead. In the distance, we hear a madman cackling. Before eventually, he speaks...
???: "Swallow, swallow, little swallow, time for you to swallow. Your two front teeth in as I KICK them in, then in your misery you will WALLOW!!"
She turns around and eats a MASSIVE Superkick from Skeleskreem, who goes for the pin afterwards.
ONE
TWO
THRE---NO!!!! The pitbull came back and bit his balls again!
the dog drags ai off down the street
"NYAAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU, YOU STUPID DOG-FACED BITCH?!?!" he says as he tries to boot the dog away, but gets bitten on the foot for his troubles.
Then, outta nowhere, on the back of Harambe's son, Keith rides into battle with Ai Moe and the dogs. Throwing sleazearangs with reckless disregard, KW manages to whack Moe in the back of the head with one. Balancing himself, Keith leaps off the gorilla and lands on the Anarchy Champion with a picture perfect flying elbow drop straight into a pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!! Keith wins it again!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Keith Williams
Ripping his clothes off, The Paragon of Sleaze challenges all comers! And cummers??
Solomon GrahamToday at 4:50 PM
At that point...
ai gets back up somehow sometime and yeets an orange from a fruit stand at keith! she has the dogs fight the gorrilla as she fights keith up and down and all around. hitting him with a kamigoye for the pin!!!
one!
two!
But wait...
The ref reaches up to his face and...
HE PEELS IT OFF!!!!
And underneath... it's none other than...
Skeleskreem: "NYYYYYYEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEH!!!! Whoops... I did it again. HAHAHAHA!!!!"
He attacks both Ai and Keith, bludgeoning them both with his 80s era brick phone, before eventually trying to pin Keith Williams for the belt.
The big-nosed King Of All Refs, Bunter Bearst, slides into position.
ONE-uhhhh....
TWO-uhhhh....
The Sleazy One wiggles with all his might.
But NO!!!! Ai breaks up the pin, before Bunter Bearst can get to three!
ai bashes a fruit stand across bunters skull and piledrives keith onto the sidewalk! she grabs the refs hand and begins the count!
one!
two!
THREE!!! Ai wins it! EIGHT TIMES!
Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe