Ai Moe is dressed up in a disguise as the current champ walks by. she yells "Surprise Motherfucker!!!" at him and confuses him with pocket salt. They start brawling about the streets.
She reverses a German Suplex into a Kamigoye Love is a Battlefield!
One
Two
Owen Mansfield pulls up to the scene.
Mansfield: "Shit! I gotta break this up!!"
At which point, he uses the buzzer in his hand on Ai Moe's back and forces her to break the pin. Jeff gets back up and into his Camry.
Unsuccessful attempt! Jeff Gilliam retains.
Gilliam: "OH FUCK!!"
Gilliam gets in his car and drives off.
Mansfield: "NO!!!!! You get back here, you son of a bi---"
At which point, he feels a constrictive force around his neck.
Mansfield: "Oh fuck me---"
He is choked. And then, from the woods... emerges The Dark Invader.
Invader: "HAHAHAHA!!! That belt is as good as MINE!!!"
He then uses the force to HURL Owen backwards into the woods, causing him to hit a tree and fall unconscious.
Invader: "Now... if only I had a car. OH WAIT!!! I have something MUCH better!"
He then uses the force to levitate.
Invader: "HAHAHAHA!!! Perfect. Now... my date with the little, marijuana-filled birdie..."
He says before flying away using the force.
Meanwhile... Jeff is driving on the interstate...
Gilliam: "I don't wanna see those bros anymore. Shiiiit! Let me make sure I get the fuck out of this town!!"
As Jeff is driving along the interstate, his car slowly comes to a stop... before slowly moving back. Almost as if, something is pulling it.
Gilliam: "The fuck?! Ohhhh shiiiiit!!!"
Then... we hear VERY familiar laughter.
Invader: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Come here, little birdie! You have something that belongs to ME!!!!"
Gilliam: "Well, do I steer into the skid then?"
While being drawn towards Dark Invader, he uses that momentum to smack him down with a Shotei! At which point, Invader flies up, avoiding the attack.
Invader: "Such tomfoolery will get you nowhere! Return to me my valued property, or ELSE!!!"
He then floats onto the roof of Gilliam's car.
Gilliam: "Come on, man!! I can't afford to replace that car!!"
Invader: "Too bad, so sad... now, it's time to say goodbye to that precious Copper belt."
He says as he grabs Gilliam by the throat, pulling him from his car... he looks like he's going for a chokeslam, but he doesn't. Instead, he pulls him in and NAILS the Star Destroyer (Package Canadian Destroyer) on the roof of the car... while it's moving, and it causes a shit ton of calamity around them.
Gilliam: "Owwwwww"
Oblivious (or simply not caring about it) to the calamity surrounding them, Invader goes for the pin.
Invader: "So long, Jeffrey..."
Referee Mark Hill emerges from a wrecked vehicle, just barely not dead, and he makes the count, no matter how slow it may be.
1........
Invader: "YES!!!"
2........
Invader: "IT'S MINE AGAIN!!!!!"
Mark Hill's hand is in the air, almost coming down....
But then... from one of the wrecked vehicles...
And a hand SMASHES through the Moon Roof of the car. It's none other than Cerberus!!!!
Invader: "NO!!! Not you!!! Not again!!!"
The pure trauma in his voice is so clear, as Cerberus emerges from the car, getting to his feet. He then hops onto and across every car, until reaching Invader, who is trying to escape is nemesis... but eventually, Invader hops off the vehicle, running away into the night, Cerberus following close behind, chasing after him.
Unsuccessful attempt! Jeff Gilliam retains.
Jeff inspects his car at first, sees the title belt still in his backseat and sees the damage won't stop the car from running.
Gilliam: "I'm getting the hell out of here..."