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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 12, 2020 0:43:49 GMT -5
Kiran Link bumps into his manager Wayne Graham who has recovered from Koch’s Least Effort. Wayne is now sporting a shirt promoting the movie, “Croods 2”. What in the actual fuck is Croods and why is there a sequel to that movie coming out soon? Who knows as Wayne sees Dark Invader sleeping on a sidewalk and a sinister grin appears on his face. He slowly takes the championship off the Invader’s chest and lays on top of the champ. He then calls for a referee to count the pin. 1 2 3!!!! Invader's too tired to wake up and kick out!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Wayne Graham Wayne Graham: Who am I? I’m Wayne Graham and I let the championship do the talking. Speaking of championship, this win is dedicated to Croods 2! Solomon Graham enters the scene GRAHAM - Goddamn pal! This is SUCH GOOD SHIT!!!Kiran Link: Hey that’s my catchphrase boss! GRAHAM - HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! HE'S GONNA PUKE!!!!!At that point, Sol just loses his mind because he sneezed. And then, Kiran does the Cornette snicker and Wayne stops promoting Croods and looks at both Sol and Kiran as idiots
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 12, 2020 0:50:30 GMT -5
"Hey fuckface!" A voice captures the attention of Wayne Graham and as he turns his head... HE'S MET WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE OF A HOODED MAN!!! WHO COULD THIS BANDIT BE- The jacket soon lights up purple. GRAHAM - Oh. Holy. FUCK!!!! HE'S BACK!!!! IT'S MAVERICK, AND HE'S COME TO COLLECT! Graham is left to get to his feet by himself on the streets, as Maverick backs himself up, eyeing up the Anarchy Champion before laying him out WITH THE VANITY KILLER!! THE PUNT LANDS AND MAVERICK COVERS!!! ONE... TWO... THREE!!!! Maverick, is his first appearance with FWA since god knows when, has finally picked up an FWA championship!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Maverick GRAHAM - Goddamn, Mav!! Kiran: Maverick! Didn’t he die like two months ago! MAVERICK - I'm the King of Immortality for a reason. With a wink and a smile, he runs off into the night.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 12, 2020 22:59:50 GMT -5
We hear the roar of a dragon as we see destiny wrestling's Yuki Sakaraba riding her level 100 Charizard! she chases down Maverick as he tries to run away as he tries to run away. She hits him with a double rotation moonsault off Charizard for a two! they fight throughout the streets before she hits him with a Burning Hammer onto the concrete!!!!! one two THREE!!!! Yuki wins it!! Winner (AND NEW CHAMPION): Yuki Sakaraba But wait... upon picking up the championship... CERBERUS!!!! CERBERUS IS HERE!!! ..... Well, where is he? Then, the music cuts off. Yuki looks confused... but then, we pan behind her, where The Dark Invader stands. The Charizard growls, but is quickly silenced via Invader force choking it (the poor thing!). Invader then SMACKS Yuki with the Boombox on which he is playing the song, causing the Boombox to stop playing the music. INVADER - HAHAHA!!! Sucker!!!!Before throwing the boombox to the side and placing a single foot on Yuki's right tit (somebody call HR!), yelling for the ref to show up. Glenn Morgan answers the call, sliding into position. 1.... 2.... 3, new champ... NO!!!! Yuki kicks out!!! INVADER - HAHAHA... wait, WHAT?!?!? NOOOOO!!!!Invader then has a conniption fit, which allows Yuki to escape with the belt.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 13, 2020 11:56:41 GMT -5
COUGH! COUGH!! COUGH!!!Maverick uses his coughing powers to cough in the face of Yuki, she screams as she worries to have COVID-19, but she walks RIGHT INTO AN ICONKICK!!! BAH GAWD!!! Maverick goes for the cover on the champion... ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Maverick But wait... who is that approaching him? Why, it's none other than the Mysterious Man in Black who keeps repeatedly showing up uninvited and muddling in FWA's affairs. Both hands are behind his back. "Hello Maverick! I just wanted to present myself to you in person and congratulate you on your big win!" He then brings his left hand out from behind his back, offering a handshake. But then... Ai Moe comes in somewhere somehow and takes Maverick to #DickKickCity! She rolls him up for a one before he kicks out and they brawl into a Chuck E. Cheese's. Why? Who the hell knows! They make their way up to a ball bit before Ai dives onto Maverick for the cover and... one two NO!!!! The Mysterious Man pulls out some kind of can and.... WHAT?!?!? He just BOMBED Ai Moe's face with it!! "Don't touch him, you dumb broad! You'll get his sickness... but that's what this is for!" He then turns the can around, revealing that the label says "Covid Cure in a Can", before bombing both Maverick and Yuki with it. He smirks as a black Mitsubishi pulls up to the scene... and out from the driver seat steps Ian Dempsey. The Heritage champion walks around the car, asks "What's the damage, boss?" before noticing the knocked out bodies of Ai Moe, Yuki Sakaraba and the Anarchy champion Maverick. DEMPSEY - What's this about? You handing me the Anarchy title on a Silver platter? "That's EXACTLY what I'm doing, Ian... now PIN HIM!!!" Ian places a single foot on Maverick's chest... and who shows up... but Matt Noble. The turncoat, unemployed, disgraced referee, who gets into position and... 1.2.3!!!! That son of a bitch did yet another fast count!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ian Dempsey All three men laugh as Ian picks up the Anarchy championship and flings it over his shoulder, before he, the Mystery Man and Matt Noble get into the Mitsubishi and they speed off, leaving the scene behind. But what's this?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!!?? Bah Gawd it's someone else going for the gold, this time it's... it's... Kira Izumi! He pops up out of wherever the hell they are and blasts him with some blood mist! It's not enough as the champ keeps fighting though, even getting in some big moves and smashing the challenger into a pole! Kira fights back and climbs said poll before hitting a moonsault off it the cover and count... one! two!! THREE!!!! Kira Izumi has done it!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Kira Izumi Ian FLIPS OUT, pulling out a Spiked Baseball bat from the Mitsubishi and BASHING the nearest Stop sign, knocking it down after ten swings and by that point, Kira Izumi had already gotten away.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 13, 2020 12:44:00 GMT -5
Kira Izumi is walking down the street, Anarchy title over his shoulder. When suddenly, he hears in the October night... "HO HO HO, BROTHER!!!!" And the sound of... SLEIGH BELLS?!?! No. Could it be...? plays as the sleigh lands on the street next to Kira Izumi. And out steps... He plays air guitar as he steps outta the sleigh, and "Mean" Hermee Elferlund is there with him. He asks good ol' St. Nick about the state of the FWA. SANTA - Well, lemme tell ya somethin', Hermee! When I heard that the FWA had introduced a 24/7 championship, I couldn't just not get in on the action, DUDE!!! And that's why I'm here, Kira, for that title over your shoulder, man!! So, Kira, I just got one question for you, man! Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother, when you make the naughty list, DUDE!!!! ....flabbergasted at what he is seeing, Kira just walks away. At that point, "Gimme All Your Lovin'" stops... and we then hear... And somehow, not melting in October, Frosty The Snowman shows up! All he does, through his coal eyes, is look at Santa. The two men have a bit of a staredown. Frosty's appearance has altered slightly since the last time we saw him in FWA. No longer does he look like a cutesy snowman. Well... just look for yourself. Frosty looks Santa in the eye, and says... FROSTY - OOOOOOOH YEAUH!!!! Before walking away in the direction from which he came. Back with Kira Izumi, Ai Moe comes rushing in on the back of a truck she jumps off and hits a hurricarana! Kira and Ai fight back and forth and this time into McDonald's! Kira tries to use the ice cream machine but the damn thing is broken. Ai breaks free and hits him in the head with a frozen hamburger! She leaps off the counter and... one two THREE!!!! Ai Moe is now a three time champion!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Ai Moe
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Post by mosler on Oct 13, 2020 13:53:54 GMT -5
Championship in hand, Ai Moe joins the dozens of frightened customers in charging out of the McDonalds. She almost makes it past the drive thru window before bumping into eight feet of undead jurassic fury.
Dinosaur Bones <to drive thru window>: I will have 700 avian embryo sandwiches. The six other people in the vehicle will have 400 McNuggets each. There are 10 people, so this amount of food is not out of the ordinary.
There is no car, he just doesn't want to look like a glutton. That is why apes give him dirty looks. The fleeing mammals, not running from him, perplex the undead T-Rex. Startled, he swings around, catching Ai Moe in he face with his clubbing tail. Caught by surprise, she collapses to the concrete.
Drive Thru Speaker: You want fries with that?
Only momentarily distracted, Dinosaur Bones returns to the speaker - blissfully unaware that he is standing on one of his favourite actresses.
Dinosaur Bones <checking wallet>: .........yes.
Ai Moe struggles, but the beast weights a ton.
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 13, 2020 14:34:11 GMT -5
THREE!!!! Dinosaur Bones wins it!!! Winner (AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION): Dinosaur Bones The referee then hands DB the championship, DB seemingly unaware of what has just transpired... but he celebrates, nonetheless, as a championship is a championship. He takes the championship before scampering away to the first window to pay for his order.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 13, 2020 21:45:49 GMT -5
Bah Gawd who's this!? What's that?! It's Ai Moe and she's got a dog with her! The dog goes for dinosaur bone's leg as Ai starts attacking him with a (foam) meteorite! She goes for the pin and... one! two! Three, new champ... NO!!!! Her pinfall attempt is interrupted when two men trample the referee! Who could those two men possibly be? None other... than Dark Invader and FUCKING CERBERUS!!!! Fighting it out over which of the two of them is more powerful. Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains. Eventually, the police have to step in and break it up... but only because Solomon Graham had them on speed dial, just in case something like this happened and a fight broke out specifically between these two men.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 13, 2020 22:54:44 GMT -5
But wait, who's this cosplaying as the main character from Kochi Kame?! Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's the ultimate weeaboo himself, Weeaboo Jones! He uses his rock hard body pillow to beat the damned dinosaur! He goes to hit him with the kame kame ha and the pin! one two NO!!! Not even an almost three-count, as Dark Invader and Cerberus have thrown the police on top of the weeb, crushing him and knocking him out! Seriously, just how OP are these fucking guys?! Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains. But what's this?!?!! Yet another because the guy writing this has no clue when to stop!? That's right because of the last sentence written, the Dino is up and he's fighting back now but then BANG ZOOM! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! A punch from Ai Moe as she's still kinda sorta there. She goes fight the Dino even more, driving him into a trash can!!!!! one! two!! NO!!! DB TOSSES Ai up into the air, throwing her into the trash behind them and effectively kicking out of that pinfall attempt! Late Night Allen Graham is there, and he lets out the most obnoxious "Goddamn Pal!" you've ever heard. Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Oct 14, 2020 16:03:19 GMT -5
ai moe comes back the next day after an unsuccessful attempt at her road to 69 title reigns. she finds dinosaure bones walking down the side walk, don't ask how she found him but she did. his higher dino sense noticed her though, and before she could attack him he moves out of the way! she gets up this time trying to attack him again, but...
*BAM!*
a headbutt from the last dinosaur! ai backs up, knees weak and arms heavy, she throws moms spaghetti at the dinosaur, making sure there's a healthy amount of veggies and meat in there just in case. it distracts him and she hits him over the head with a stale baguette! it snaps like a light tube as she goes for the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 14, 2020 16:44:33 GMT -5
THREE, new champ... NO!!! Once again, DB kicks out!! Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains
DB stomps on Ai the minute he gets to his feet, before snatching his belt up and running away.
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 14, 2020 18:06:29 GMT -5
After Dino Bones threw Ai Moe away, he roars before carrying on to his business. And suddenly he hears a song playing out of a boom box! What the? I thought Invader stole and broke Cerberus’ boom box???? Wait a minute! That’s the old SnickerDragon theme song and look who’s back to get what’s rightfully his! Wayne Graham. This time he’s not alone as his client Kiran Link is blasting the Snickerdragon theme on his own boom box! Wait I thought Wayne hated the SnickerDragon gimmick?! Anyways Wayne then snatches the boom box and smashes Dino with it. POW right on the kisser as the monster goes down 1 2 3, new champ... NO!!! SO CLOSE, and yet so far, as somehow, Dinosaur Bones kicks out! Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains. Wayne is annoyed as he brings picks up his boom box. He turns up the volume to an EPIC level and brings up to Dino’s ears, hoping that it will send him back to the Stone Age While playing Queen of the Stone Age Once Wayne is satisfied with hurting(and everyone else eardrums aside from his own because he’s wearing noise cancelling headset brought you by Beats), Wayne hits the Helluva kick on Dino And if that’s not enough, Wayne hits a Canadian Destroyer for good measure 1 2 3, and this time, it's gotta be over... NO!!! Somehow, someway, the pin is broken up... and when the camera pans over, we see the culprits. None other... than the mysterious man in black and Ian Dempsey, who have the biggest shit-eating grins on their faces. Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains. Wayne: Damn you Ian!!!!! Get him Kiran! DEMPSEY - Come at me, bro! Kiran Link is too busy playing Pokémon White "Ian... relax. They're neutralized." Kiran: Why is my Gengar getting bodied by Bellspout???? DEMPSEY - HAAAAAA hahahahahaHAAAAA!!!!!
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Post by mosler on Oct 17, 2020 19:24:21 GMT -5
The Dread Lord lumbers down a busy pubic street. Noticing a young family putting up missing cat flyers, he quickens his pace.
“Excuse me.”
Dinosaur Bones <spinning around>: I did not consume your feli-
Benjamin Arkinstein <offering card>: Mister Bones. I am Benjamin Arkinstein the wrestling lawyer-
Dinosaur Bones <beat>: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Benjamin Arkinstein: Actually, I think you have a case, Mister Bones. I witnessed your appearance at AWF’s Fired Up – and the way they failed to reinforce the ring, was honestly, criminal. You and Subject 42 could get a substantial cash settlement against Jackson Steele and Ascension wrestling for providing unsafe working conditions.
Dinosaur Bones <salivating at the thought of the delicious AWF stars>: When I settle my score with the accursed AWF, the laws will have nothing to do with it.
Benjamin Arkinstein: I’m pretty sure I can win this case with my patent pending drop toehold. My law firm doesn’t get paid unless we win the case slash match.
Thinking about the lawyer scene from Jurassic Park is making Bones hungry, but not wanting to become a stereotype he turns his tail to the ambulance chaser. Perhaps he can find a hotdog stand?
Benjamin Arkinstein: Now, hang on-
The wrestling lawyer dives on Dinosaur Bones, grasping the undead lizard’s tail with his patent pending drop toehold. Completely oblivious to this assault, The Dread Lord continues to walk down the street in search of food. Hanging onto the tail for dear life, Arkinstein is whipped into parking meters and lamp posts. Glass shatters as the tail bumps into one object after another, with Bones completely unaware he is in a wrestling match. The FWA officials are far sharper, running alongside a bloody and battered Arkinstein who desperately holds on.
Dinosaur Bones: 500 orders of "Frank" please.
The Dread Lord finally arrives at a hot dog stand, coming to a rest just as he knocks a post box on top of Arkinstein, possibly crushing the lawyer to death. The lawyer isn’t moving, but Bones’ tail is also under the box.
Is the lawyer pinning the tail, or is Bones pinning one of his would-be challengers?
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Solomon Graham on Oct 17, 2020 22:14:36 GMT -5
NO!!!! The tail flings the box up, and with it, poor Benjamin Arkinstein!! Unsuccessful attempt! Dinosaur Bones retains. And after that, The Dread Lord receives his order, before flinging around and carelessly knocking the hotdog stand over before scampering away.
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Post by Adrien on Oct 18, 2020 23:02:25 GMT -5
"Shiiiit, bruh. Gas is getting expensive, man!"
The youngster from St. Louis shakes his head as he removes the pump from his old 1997 Toyota Camry.
"Going from town to town is getting expensive, bruh!"
Jeff Gilliam chuckles to himself as he screws the cap back now that his car is all fueled up. The twenty-two-year-old is dressed in his baggy cargo pants and a red sweatshirt. He glances down at his car then back at the gas station. There was only two other cars at this particular location and seemed like he could go inside without having to deal with too many people recognizing him as someone newly trying to make it into the wrestling industry. He wanted something he can munch on when he blazes up in a little bit, but he looks down at his wallet and sees that he only has a five remaining.
Jeff: "Damn..."
He puts his wallet back in his pocket before he sees another vehicle pull up. Out that truck came someone who was quite large, but his appearance definitely confounds the young grappler.
Jeff: "Is that a damn dinosaur?"
It was FWA Anarchy Champion Dinosaur Bones. Dinosaur Bones notices Gilliam standing at the gas pump.
Bones: "Oh, is this inferior species speaking about me? He seems to be of lower intelligence for his species for he does not understand what I am."
Jeff: "Shiiit, what did they lace my weed with? Bruhhh."
Bones: "Perhaps someone like you would be better... as a meal!"
Jeff: "Ohh, you ain't doing that shit to me, bruh. You might be big, but I ain't some chump you can push around!"
Dinosaur Bones goes for his finishing bicycle kick called the Crescent Moon Memories but Jeff Gilliam was able to dodge it.
Jeff: "Shiiit, you wanna play this game, big guy!"
Bones turns around and Gilliam grabs him by the... throat? and lifts him in the air. Bones may be big, but Gilliam is big and strong himself. He slams Bones into the concrete ground. That's when Glenn Morgan gets out of one of the other cars in the parking lot and looks over at Gilliam.
Morgan: "Are you gonna pin him?"
Jeff: "Oh shiiit, you in a ref uniform!! Is this a match or something? Is there cameras on me?"
Morgan: "Well, he has a title that is always on the line. You can win it if you pin him."
Jeff: "Oh shiiit, for real?! Let's do this then!!"
Gilliam hooks the leg to try to win the championship. Glenn Morgan on the count...
ONE!!
TWO!!
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