Dominicus and the Ebony Stones 5: Pokemon Black?
Feb 20, 2021 17:21:58 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 20, 2021 17:21:58 GMT -5
(OOC: Both guests in this promo have approved their appearances)
*The camera opens on two black figures at a pretty normal house door. The camera tries to zoom and auto adjust as we see that these are not dark Mormons but Lord Dominicus (sporting the NPW North American Cruiserweight Championship around his waist) and NLW’s Big Bone. They both are wearing dental masks over their actual masks as Dominicus knocks on the door.*
LD: Ok, remember; don’t talk about knives or stabbing
*Before Bone can say anything, the door opens as AWF’s Adam Sanders, the Network’s resident…normal person…and noted gamer, looks at LD, BB, and the film crew. His eyes take a moment to adjust to the oddity of this moment.*
Adam: Uh…hello Lord Dominicus and Big Bone…? How did you get my address?
LD: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US!? These masks didn’t do anything to conceal our identities! Why did we even wear them!?
*Dominicus angrily yanks off his covid mask, but produces a new clean mask almost as fast as Dane cranks out a Cornette-esq rant on “the business” that offers no legitimate insights or entertainment value.*
LD: Well there goes plan G
LD: It definitely wasn’t stabbing you and taking what we wanted, haha, right Bone?
*Dominicus laughs as Adam looks at the camera, wondering if this is one of those hidden camera shows, but like with a really poorly hidden camera*
BB: Dominicus said “Don’t say stab” and in less than cinco minutos he says stab. No es el mejor comienzo
LD: Can we come in? We won’t...hurt...you?
Adam: Yeah....I guess
*We jump cut to LD, BB, and Sanders sitting in Adam’s living room. Dominicus is looking around while the camera tries to hastily auto-focus despite being a little unsteady*
LD: Wow, there sure are a lot of well wishes and flowers and stuff here for you. We brought you flowers too!
BB: No we didn’t
LD: We did not bring you flowers. But we did bring you well wishes!
BB: Le deseamos todo lo mejor para una recuperación completa!
LD: What he said.
Adam: Why are you guys here?
*Dominicus leans forward*
LD: Let me be straight with you, have you been following what has been going on with me lately?
Adam: Not really, but you’ve got that title match with Dane coming up, right?
LD: What? No- well, I mean, yeah. That’s no big deal. I mean, it is, but it also isn’t? Look, Dane made a really stupid tactical error trying to look like less of a disappointing Double Crown champion than he is. “Hey whoever pins my team will get a title shot!” Somehow he thought that giving his team no real motivation and mine complete motivation was a good move.
Adam: Yes, he started cutting a promo in my living room. I guess it was my fault, but that’s got to be some sort of faux pas
LD: Maybe he thought we’d all be at each other’s throats or something? But he clearly didn’t take into account that some of us already hate Alex Turner- but also realized that he’s pretty good at sinking his own boat. Then when it came down to it, screwing Dane was more important to Joseph Mack than getting another title shot. What an bone head- no offense BB- move, right?
Adam: I guess?
*He looks at the camera crew for something, but they are like silent ninjas who fill a room in a totally conspicuous way*
Adam: So…this isn’t about that match?
LD: No of course not. I heard you like video games or something. I’m here for…
*He produces a heavily worn and crumpled list, with about half the things on it crossed off*
LD: …Pokemans-
Adam: Pokemon?
LD: Pokemon- Black, yes.
BB: Pokemon Edicion Negra
LD: Bone, you can’t say that word anymore
BB: “Negra” means “Black”
LD: We didn’t want to bother you- what with the whole recovery from being stabbed thing-
LD: Yeah, mentioning stabbing again was probably a tactical error. Sort of like Dane assuming that Scott Steel and a lizard man would prioritize winning a match for him rather than…whatever Scott Steel and lizard men usually do.
LD: -But our first attempt at getting this particular Ebony Stone didn’t go as planned
Adam: Uh….guys?
*Dominicus and Big Bone snap out of their flashback.*
Adam: You two didn’t talk for like five minutes, are you ok?
LD: So can we have Pokemon Black?
Adam: Yeah, lemme go get it- you do realize that it isn’t a stone, right?
LD: That’s what I said, but a local mystic assured me that your digestive system can’t tell the difference
*Sanders shakes his head and mutters “whatever” as he goes to retrieve the game*
LD: Yes! We did it! What’s the Spanish word for “Yes!”
BB: Si!
LD: See what? What’s the word for yes?
BB: ….Si
LD: You want me to see the sea? I mean, I know Spanish is a romantic language but this is some deep symbolism…
*The DARK LORD OF NPW Dominithinks on this as the camera fades out*
*The camera opens on two black figures at a pretty normal house door. The camera tries to zoom and auto adjust as we see that these are not dark Mormons but Lord Dominicus (sporting the NPW North American Cruiserweight Championship around his waist) and NLW’s Big Bone. They both are wearing dental masks over their actual masks as Dominicus knocks on the door.*
LD: Ok, remember; don’t talk about knives or stabbing
*Before Bone can say anything, the door opens as AWF’s Adam Sanders, the Network’s resident…normal person…and noted gamer, looks at LD, BB, and the film crew. His eyes take a moment to adjust to the oddity of this moment.*
Adam: Uh…hello Lord Dominicus and Big Bone…? How did you get my address?
LD: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US!? These masks didn’t do anything to conceal our identities! Why did we even wear them!?
*Dominicus angrily yanks off his covid mask, but produces a new clean mask almost as fast as Dane cranks out a Cornette-esq rant on “the business” that offers no legitimate insights or entertainment value.*
LD: Well there goes plan G
Adam: Plan G?
*We cut to the inside of an interview booth*
LD: It was to stab him and take what we wanted
Lord Dominicus
Somehow the Most Recognizable Champion in NPW
Somehow the Most Recognizable Champion in NPW
LD: It was to stab him and take what we wanted
LD: It definitely wasn’t stabbing you and taking what we wanted, haha, right Bone?
*Dominicus laughs as Adam looks at the camera, wondering if this is one of those hidden camera shows, but like with a really poorly hidden camera*
Big Bone
Lord Dominicus’Evil Friend
Lord Dominicus’
BB: Dominicus said “Don’t say stab” and in less than cinco minutos he says stab. No es el mejor comienzo
LD: Can we come in? We won’t...hurt...you?
Adam: Yeah....I guess
*We jump cut to LD, BB, and Sanders sitting in Adam’s living room. Dominicus is looking around while the camera tries to hastily auto-focus despite being a little unsteady*
LD: Wow, there sure are a lot of well wishes and flowers and stuff here for you. We brought you flowers too!
BB: No we didn’t
LD: We did not bring you flowers. But we did bring you well wishes!
BB: Le deseamos todo lo mejor para una recuperación completa!
LD: What he said.
Adam: Why are you guys here?
*Dominicus leans forward*
LD: Let me be straight with you, have you been following what has been going on with me lately?
Adam: Not really, but you’ve got that title match with Dane coming up, right?
LD: What? No- well, I mean, yeah. That’s no big deal. I mean, it is, but it also isn’t? Look, Dane made a really stupid tactical error trying to look like less of a disappointing Double Crown champion than he is. “Hey whoever pins my team will get a title shot!” Somehow he thought that giving his team no real motivation and mine complete motivation was a good move.
“Awkward” Adam Sanders
Most Likely to Win Gold in 2021
Most Likely to Win Gold in 2021
Adam: Yes, he started cutting a promo in my living room. I guess it was my fault, but that’s got to be some sort of faux pas
LD: Maybe he thought we’d all be at each other’s throats or something? But he clearly didn’t take into account that some of us already hate Alex Turner- but also realized that he’s pretty good at sinking his own boat. Then when it came down to it, screwing Dane was more important to Joseph Mack than getting another title shot. What an bone head- no offense BB- move, right?
Adam: I guess?
*He looks at the camera crew for something, but they are like silent ninjas who fill a room in a totally conspicuous way*
Adam: So…this isn’t about that match?
LD: No of course not. I heard you like video games or something. I’m here for…
*He produces a heavily worn and crumpled list, with about half the things on it crossed off*
LD: …Pokemans-
Adam: Pokemon?
LD: Pokemon- Black, yes.
BB: Pokemon Edicion Negra
LD: Bone, you can’t say that word anymore
Big Bone
Not a Racist
Not a Racist
BB: “Negra” means “Black”
LD: We didn’t want to bother you- what with the whole recovery from being stabbed thing-
Lord Dominicus
Not the Most Tactful
Not the Most Tactful
LD: Yeah, mentioning stabbing again was probably a tactical error. Sort of like Dane assuming that Scott Steel and a lizard man would prioritize winning a match for him rather than…whatever Scott Steel and lizard men usually do.
LD: -But our first attempt at getting this particular Ebony Stone didn’t go as planned
*We jump to a flashback! “Jarabe Tapatio” plays as we pick up on the CCTV inside of what appears to be a Game Stop store*
*Over by some of the games, Big Bone is dancing, he’s in full Mexican stereotype garb, giant sombrero and maracas included. The clerk is clearly entertained as he walks over to the skeleton man and begins dancing with him. Meanwhile, Dominicus sneaks behind the register and starts to open the glass case with the old gameboy games. The cashier catches on quickly and LD makes a run for it- right into a shelf full of games, they go everywhere as LD trips and falls and everything is ruined- BB continues dancing. We immediately cut to a court room as Dominicus gestures to a dancing BB while the judge grabs the bridge of his nose. We cut again to LD and BB performing in “BLOCK C ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL” they are wearing prison orange and have added a third member, some very rough looking man who appears to be playing Spanish guitar. We cut a final time to some very friendly guards leading the men out of the prison laughing and patting the duos back- oh and that third guy. But LD/BB try to get away from him as quickly as possible without him noticing.*
*Over by some of the games, Big Bone is dancing, he’s in full Mexican stereotype garb, giant sombrero and maracas included. The clerk is clearly entertained as he walks over to the skeleton man and begins dancing with him. Meanwhile, Dominicus sneaks behind the register and starts to open the glass case with the old gameboy games. The cashier catches on quickly and LD makes a run for it- right into a shelf full of games, they go everywhere as LD trips and falls and everything is ruined- BB continues dancing. We immediately cut to a court room as Dominicus gestures to a dancing BB while the judge grabs the bridge of his nose. We cut again to LD and BB performing in “BLOCK C ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL” they are wearing prison orange and have added a third member, some very rough looking man who appears to be playing Spanish guitar. We cut a final time to some very friendly guards leading the men out of the prison laughing and patting the duos back- oh and that third guy. But LD/BB try to get away from him as quickly as possible without him noticing.*
Adam: Uh….guys?
*Dominicus and Big Bone snap out of their flashback.*
Adam: You two didn’t talk for like five minutes, are you ok?
LD: So can we have Pokemon Black?
Adam: Yeah, lemme go get it- you do realize that it isn’t a stone, right?
LD: That’s what I said, but a local mystic assured me that your digestive system can’t tell the difference
*Sanders shakes his head and mutters “whatever” as he goes to retrieve the game*
LD: Yes! We did it! What’s the Spanish word for “Yes!”
BB: Si!
LD: See what? What’s the word for yes?
BB: ….Si
LD: You want me to see the sea? I mean, I know Spanish is a romantic language but this is some deep symbolism…
*The DARK LORD OF NPW Dominithinks on this as the camera fades out*
