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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 26, 2021 2:49:52 GMT -5
"What DO YOU MEAN I SIGNED UP?" The WASP looked at the detritus of another night spent sleeping face-first against a window. The Convenience Store attendant, who was familiar with the WASP, had as always no idea what this stewed prune was on about. Considering he had seen him drink an actual can of Varnish once, he thought by accident, He was accustomed to the general rambling of the man wearing a suit two sizes too big and three decades out of style, and a mask that had once had two antennae on it, but now was situated with a single one. He propped his broom against the WASP and gave him the ole heave-ho, and the WASP tumbled off of the store window and into the gutter. Where he was no longer this clerk's problem. OOC: WASP has withdrawn from the Rumble
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Post by anthonycaffrey on Mar 28, 2021 9:56:52 GMT -5
Former X-Crown champion Subject #42 sticks a thumbprint on the flier, signing up and becoming CAR's first ever(?) global show participant.
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Post by gmaybury on Mar 28, 2021 17:54:18 GMT -5
Gaz Maybury: Having to bloody phone in to get my arse kicked to make a few quid. you're lucky I'm a desperate man! Christ on a bike! I've not a sodding mobile phone and I've had to go the pissing phone box and AW SHITE I'm nearly out of coi...
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
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maggs
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Post by maggs on Mar 29, 2021 18:03:27 GMT -5
SETTING: Shady Gift shop.
A rotund luchador in a cheap Blue Demon mask thumbs through postcards of naked ladies. He is eating churros. Sugar from his fried dough snack is smeered across the unmentionables of the women on the cards, effectively ruining them. Rather than pay for his cheap thrill, the masked man shoves the girls back onto the rack, contaminating more merchandise. There goes the store's profits for the week.
🎵 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT 🎵
The Baha Men chime informs of a text message. Rubbing his filthy hands on a nearby Mexican flag to clean grubby digits, the masked figure then reaches into the breast pocket of his Hawaiian shirt, yanking out a smart phone.
(Text): What kind of souvenir?
(Response Text From BnC): He was asking for-
A pudgy thumb scrolls down to the answer. The masked man turns the phone sideways, as if that will make the request more sensible. Puzzling. Shoving the rest of the churro into the Blue Demon hole, the horrible man chews with his mouth open while pushing the phone at the shopkeeper.
Masked Man: "DO. YOU. CARRY. THIS?"
Instead of learning other languages, the masked man yells English slower at foreigners like they were mentally handicapped.
The clerk gives him a blank expression.
This reinforces the stereotype to the ugly American.
Masked Man: "Where'm I supposed to an X crown?"
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Post by Dylan on Mar 30, 2021 23:31:27 GMT -5
We open on some old grainy, almost VHS-esque footage, complete with a date on the bottom right corner. 03/20/2021. It's the day that Adrien Cochrane shocked the world. We're in Dylan Black's locker room as he's lacing up boots. Not his usual ring gear, but rather jeans. A jacket and tank top. Combat boots. This is post match. The longest X*Crown Championship reign ever, clocking in at 202 days, was finished. A reign that survived structures, fire, glass, and even dice. Thought to be nearly unstoppable - all downed by arrogance and an Adrien Cutter.The effects suddenly stop. Return to normal footage. Dylan Black looks up, stares into the camera, a calm look upon his face. Maybe the slightest determination lingering?Dylan: Let's be real. It ain't an XHF Rumble without the XHF Iron Man. Cut to black. We see these words appear on the screen.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Mar 31, 2021 23:07:17 GMT -5
So had we not become a pokemon board, a good admin would probably tell you that rumble signups are now closed. And the RP window will open at midnight PACIFIC time (i.e. just under 3 hours from now) ... I mean if this weren't all about the pokemon now. How about that Legends Arceus eh?
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