Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jul 23, 2021 19:23:17 GMT -5
To: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
Your Most High Chairmanship- or whatever the preferred nomenclature you like, I -LORD DOMINICUS- am writing to you as a follow-up to letters sent to the rest of your staff, and ministers, and state/territory authorities, and local administrators (as they have yet to write back).
It has come to my attention that a band of at least four (4 in case it is spelled differently here) aliens of the extra-terrestrial variety have been making their way around Canada (and the United States, I believe) without any sort of legally given visa (does such a thing exist for this situation? Do aliens have passports?). It has further come to my, humble but EVIL, notice that these individuals are also in possession of some means to travel throughout time. They’re not only from out of this world, but from out of this chronology. They also possess a weapon of mass destruction in the form of a corgi named after me.
Oh and before you ask, no this isn’t about Alex Turner again- but while we’re on that topic, why isn’t there anything being done about all of these time travelers? I’ve seen some documentaries from Japan on the topic and let me tell you, a sexist like “Antiquated” (a nickname I gave him) Alex Turner having the ability to manipulate time? Not good for women.
Again though, I have written enough on my concerns relating to Mr. Turner and can write further on him in more letters. The band of space/time farers refers to themselves as the Dark Stars, also the Dark Novas. They are showing up frequently on XHF Network television and yet nothing has been done to curtail their almost certainly dangerous deeds. How can I, a FORMER and yet still CURRENT CHAMPION, conduct my business properly with such miscreants running around?
Look, I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job, but I, the holder of the Key to Mississauga, believe it would be a wise move politically to detain these VERY REAL THREATS and investigate their origins and motives as soon as possible. Absolutely before August 4th. This would allow me, and the rest of I’m sure countless concerned citizens to sleep better knowing that they won’t be in danger come August on the Atlantic (Night 1).
Be especially wary, sir, of Niko (one of their names). He should be considered to have arms and also be moderately dangerous- but mostly he’s just incredibly annoying and insufferably hard to put down. If any of your titles are up for grabs soon, I would strongly advise you to keep Niko far away lest you risk him screwing everything up and leaving you with only one of your titles (Prime? Minister?). Niko is just the worst. Again, this is separate from my inquiries about Alex Turner, who is also the worst, but in a different way (though I guess sort of the same with the time travel?).
Keep in touchy Trudy! Is it ok that I call you Trudy?
Your Most High Chairmanship- or whatever the preferred nomenclature you like, I -LORD DOMINICUS- am writing to you as a follow-up to letters sent to the rest of your staff, and ministers, and state/territory authorities, and local administrators (as they have yet to write back).
It has come to my attention that a band of at least four (4 in case it is spelled differently here) aliens of the extra-terrestrial variety have been making their way around Canada (and the United States, I believe) without any sort of legally given visa (does such a thing exist for this situation? Do aliens have passports?). It has further come to my, humble but EVIL, notice that these individuals are also in possession of some means to travel throughout time. They’re not only from out of this world, but from out of this chronology. They also possess a weapon of mass destruction in the form of a corgi named after me.
Oh and before you ask, no this isn’t about Alex Turner again- but while we’re on that topic, why isn’t there anything being done about all of these time travelers? I’ve seen some documentaries from Japan on the topic and let me tell you, a sexist like “Antiquated” (a nickname I gave him) Alex Turner having the ability to manipulate time? Not good for women.
Again though, I have written enough on my concerns relating to Mr. Turner and can write further on him in more letters. The band of space/time farers refers to themselves as the Dark Stars, also the Dark Novas. They are showing up frequently on XHF Network television and yet nothing has been done to curtail their almost certainly dangerous deeds. How can I, a FORMER and yet still CURRENT CHAMPION, conduct my business properly with such miscreants running around?
Look, I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job, but I, the holder of the Key to Mississauga, believe it would be a wise move politically to detain these VERY REAL THREATS and investigate their origins and motives as soon as possible. Absolutely before August 4th. This would allow me, and the rest of I’m sure countless concerned citizens to sleep better knowing that they won’t be in danger come August on the Atlantic (Night 1).
Be especially wary, sir, of Niko (one of their names). He should be considered to have arms and also be moderately dangerous- but mostly he’s just incredibly annoying and insufferably hard to put down. If any of your titles are up for grabs soon, I would strongly advise you to keep Niko far away lest you risk him screwing everything up and leaving you with only one of your titles (Prime? Minister?). Niko is just the worst. Again, this is separate from my inquiries about Alex Turner, who is also the worst, but in a different way (though I guess sort of the same with the time travel?).
Keep in touchy Trudy! Is it ok that I call you Trudy?
With the DARKEST AND MOST EVIL of greetings,
Lord Dominicus
-Northern Pro Wrestling North American Double Crown Champion
Lord Dominicus
-Northern Pro Wrestling North American Double Crown Champion
