Lawful Evil (Part 5)
Sept 10, 2021 18:41:30 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 10, 2021 18:41:30 GMT -5
*The camera fades in on Lord Dominicus, the NPW North American Double Crown Champion sitting at a desk looking incredibly bored. He slouches, he mopes, and he spins in the chair a little. The police station seems especially empty today. Finally, mercifully, the ennui is interrupted by a voice*
Officer: Pssst
*LD’s head pricks up*
Officer: Pssssssst, Dominicus!
*He looks over and an open door beckons to him with a mysterious hand. He looks around to see if anyone is watching; nobody is so he and the camera proceed with caution. Once he reaches the edge, he’s greeted by a friendly sounding voice.*
Officer: Hey there LD, can I all you LD?
LD: You cannot
Officer: …oh….anyway, I figured since everyone else is off taking care of things you might be a little bored. And I know the perfect cure for boredom
LD: Oh?
Officer: Step inside…
*He does, and soon we find ourselves in….the K-9 Kennel! The camera swings around to Dominicus’ face before we can get a good look inside.*
LD: Oh….my….evilness….LOOK AT THESE MIGHTY BEASTS!
Officer: Haha, yeah, “mighty”- mighty cute more like it
*We finally get to see Dominicus is gushing- the K-9 unit is….exclusively corgis. Dominicus is almost immediately to his knees being nuzzled and prodded by the incredibly adorable little scamps.*
LD: How have they kept these VICIOUS KILLERS a secret from me!? And who even are you!?
Officer: I’m Tom, I mange the dogs here. And, haha, vicious killers. Yeah these uh, “extreme carnivores” sure are dangerous right? No wonder we like to show them off to everyone
*Tom’s sarcasm is lost on Lord Dominicus who is picking the pups up and examining their teeth and MIGHTY LIMBS*
LD: Look at these INFERNAL CREATURES OF DARKNESS! I had much respect for this establishment, but now, so much more!
Officer Tom: Haha, you really are quite the jokester, aren’t you?
*The masked visage of Dominicus quickly turns a sharp glare to his host while a held-up corgi adorably paws at the air like it’s trying to walk*
LD: I’m making a serious face right now
Officer Tom: Haha. But yeah, the chief got taken in by some art gala or something earlier this year. They had these guys up for adoption and I guess he just couldn’t say no
LD: Haha, art galas are for fools. But these beasts refill my darkness just by their glowing beady eyes!
*Tom laughs, he really doesn’t get it.*
LD: You know, some overlook these beasts, can you believe that?
Officer Tom: …..yes?
LD: Yes, it is a STUPID MISTAKE though. Although they are not the largest, or most aggressive-looking of the pack, corgis are misunderstood.
*He says this quite seriously while the camera pans across numerous heart-shaped white butt spots on the world’s most photogenic dog*
LD: Some would even go as far as to call them a JOKE of their breed. But Tom, have you ever seen an enraged corgi?
Officer Tom: Not yet, criminals are pretty polite here most of the time
LD: Ah, then you have been spared their MERCILESS BLOODSHEDDING! But you see, what some may see as a weakness, their fluffy outer exterior and smaller size is their cover- but inside lays the heart of a wolf. Nay, a SUPERWOLF OF DEATH!
*There’s a few scattered adorable borks and almost howls from the excited-to-be-played-with murderhounds*
LD: Would you believe it that some of my opponents in my day job also see me as some sort of joke? Some sort of lesser-than?
Officer Tom: You spend all day here though, isn’t wrestling more of a night job?
LD: ….Touché. But you see that is their loss. Men like Eric Dane did not take me seriously and have paid greatly for it. And now I am partnered once again with Eron Hunter, now calling himself Lynx to take on Keith Williams and Neo James Carner-
Officer Tom: The ReVenants, I know, I watch NPW.
LD: Oh thank goodness, somebody here has proper priorities. I suspect The ReVenants too see me as some sort of a joke. A little laugh on their way to their goals. But Tom, let me ask you, who is NPW’s North American Double Crown Champion?
Officer Tom: Uh, you are.
LD: And who has been considered to be THE champion, in one form or another, of NPW for nearly a year now?
Officer Tom: If you’re talking about your stabilizing the company through the Cruiserweight Championship- you.
LD: That’s right Tom. And Tom, let me ask you this…
*He picks up a little floofball with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth. He directs its blank friendly gaze towards his host.*
LD: If this MIGHTY BEAST took down one of the most notorious criminals in Canada with its IRON JAWS OF TERROR would you not honor it? Would you not see it differently than its outer appearance? Would you not respect what it had done?
Officer Tom: Yeah, I guess
LD: Precisely.
*Lord Dominicus stands up, holding the pup under his arm while places his fists on his hips*
LD: Tom, only a fool would ignore the accolades and the accomplishments of those who come before them. Keith Williams is a former Prestige Champion and I will take him incredibly seriously as a performer, and his partner Mr. Carner as well. But Lynx and I are on a mission to eliminate the thugs and bullies from Northern Pro Wrestling so that our DARK EVIL MAY SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND!
Corgi: BORK!
LD: And at Fight for the Fallen, just like in every other battle, I shall come out the victor. I am the DARK LORD OF NPW and I am the North American Double Crown Champion and I will show my teeth when needed!
Officer Tom: Uh…cool. So does this mean I’ll get to appear on TV more?
*Dominicus gets right up in his face and looks him up and down.*
LD: Eeeehhhh, you strike me more as a special guest star
Officer Tom: Dang it.
LD: NOW BEGONE! I MUST LEARN FROM THESE HEARTLESS HOUNDS!
*Lord Dominicus once again kneels down into the corgis and becomes engulfed in them as we fade out*
Officer: Pssst
*LD’s head pricks up*
Officer: Pssssssst, Dominicus!
*He looks over and an open door beckons to him with a mysterious hand. He looks around to see if anyone is watching; nobody is so he and the camera proceed with caution. Once he reaches the edge, he’s greeted by a friendly sounding voice.*
Officer: Hey there LD, can I all you LD?
LD: You cannot
Officer: …oh….anyway, I figured since everyone else is off taking care of things you might be a little bored. And I know the perfect cure for boredom
LD: Oh?
Officer: Step inside…
*He does, and soon we find ourselves in….the K-9 Kennel! The camera swings around to Dominicus’ face before we can get a good look inside.*
LD: Oh….my….evilness….LOOK AT THESE MIGHTY BEASTS!
Officer: Haha, yeah, “mighty”- mighty cute more like it
*We finally get to see Dominicus is gushing- the K-9 unit is….exclusively corgis. Dominicus is almost immediately to his knees being nuzzled and prodded by the incredibly adorable little scamps.*
LD: How have they kept these VICIOUS KILLERS a secret from me!? And who even are you!?
Officer: I’m Tom, I mange the dogs here. And, haha, vicious killers. Yeah these uh, “extreme carnivores” sure are dangerous right? No wonder we like to show them off to everyone
*Tom’s sarcasm is lost on Lord Dominicus who is picking the pups up and examining their teeth and MIGHTY LIMBS*
LD: Look at these INFERNAL CREATURES OF DARKNESS! I had much respect for this establishment, but now, so much more!
Officer Tom: Haha, you really are quite the jokester, aren’t you?
*The masked visage of Dominicus quickly turns a sharp glare to his host while a held-up corgi adorably paws at the air like it’s trying to walk*
LD: I’m making a serious face right now
Officer Tom: Haha. But yeah, the chief got taken in by some art gala or something earlier this year. They had these guys up for adoption and I guess he just couldn’t say no
LD: Haha, art galas are for fools. But these beasts refill my darkness just by their glowing beady eyes!
*Tom laughs, he really doesn’t get it.*
LD: You know, some overlook these beasts, can you believe that?
Officer Tom: …..yes?
LD: Yes, it is a STUPID MISTAKE though. Although they are not the largest, or most aggressive-looking of the pack, corgis are misunderstood.
*He says this quite seriously while the camera pans across numerous heart-shaped white butt spots on the world’s most photogenic dog*
LD: Some would even go as far as to call them a JOKE of their breed. But Tom, have you ever seen an enraged corgi?
Officer Tom: Not yet, criminals are pretty polite here most of the time
LD: Ah, then you have been spared their MERCILESS BLOODSHEDDING! But you see, what some may see as a weakness, their fluffy outer exterior and smaller size is their cover- but inside lays the heart of a wolf. Nay, a SUPERWOLF OF DEATH!
*There’s a few scattered adorable borks and almost howls from the excited-to-be-played-with murderhounds*
LD: Would you believe it that some of my opponents in my day job also see me as some sort of joke? Some sort of lesser-than?
Officer Tom: You spend all day here though, isn’t wrestling more of a night job?
LD: ….Touché. But you see that is their loss. Men like Eric Dane did not take me seriously and have paid greatly for it. And now I am partnered once again with Eron Hunter, now calling himself Lynx to take on Keith Williams and Neo James Carner-
Officer Tom: The ReVenants, I know, I watch NPW.
LD: Oh thank goodness, somebody here has proper priorities. I suspect The ReVenants too see me as some sort of a joke. A little laugh on their way to their goals. But Tom, let me ask you, who is NPW’s North American Double Crown Champion?
Officer Tom: Uh, you are.
LD: And who has been considered to be THE champion, in one form or another, of NPW for nearly a year now?
Officer Tom: If you’re talking about your stabilizing the company through the Cruiserweight Championship- you.
LD: That’s right Tom. And Tom, let me ask you this…
*He picks up a little floofball with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth. He directs its blank friendly gaze towards his host.*
LD: If this MIGHTY BEAST took down one of the most notorious criminals in Canada with its IRON JAWS OF TERROR would you not honor it? Would you not see it differently than its outer appearance? Would you not respect what it had done?
Officer Tom: Yeah, I guess
LD: Precisely.
*Lord Dominicus stands up, holding the pup under his arm while places his fists on his hips*
LD: Tom, only a fool would ignore the accolades and the accomplishments of those who come before them. Keith Williams is a former Prestige Champion and I will take him incredibly seriously as a performer, and his partner Mr. Carner as well. But Lynx and I are on a mission to eliminate the thugs and bullies from Northern Pro Wrestling so that our DARK EVIL MAY SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND!
Corgi: BORK!
LD: And at Fight for the Fallen, just like in every other battle, I shall come out the victor. I am the DARK LORD OF NPW and I am the North American Double Crown Champion and I will show my teeth when needed!
Officer Tom: Uh…cool. So does this mean I’ll get to appear on TV more?
*Dominicus gets right up in his face and looks him up and down.*
LD: Eeeehhhh, you strike me more as a special guest star
Officer Tom: Dang it.
LD: NOW BEGONE! I MUST LEARN FROM THESE HEARTLESS HOUNDS!
*Lord Dominicus once again kneels down into the corgis and becomes engulfed in them as we fade out*
