Post by Drag on Apr 3, 2022 9:24:02 GMT -5
INFINITE PRO WRESTLING TAG TEAM APPLICATON.
FUCK UNC~!!!
BASIC INFORMATION
TEAM NAME: The Jamrockers
MEMBERS OF THE TEAM: Touchdown, Cooldown
NICKNAME(S): "No More Bits", The Dukes of Boogie Street, "Those Jamrock Boys", 2 Dudes With Attitudes, "Tuna Meltzer's Favourite Tag Team", The XHF Discord Darlings, The Academy Graduates, The Old South, The BIT! Bros, El BIT! Hermanos, The New Age Killas, The Clean Bottom Boys, eWRESTLING Tag Team Of The Month (Every Month), D-Generation-Z
COMBINED WEIGHT: 352 lbs. (420.69 lbs)
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
PIC BASES: Matt Jackson (Touchdown), Nick Jackson (Cooldown)
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
THEME SONG: "Gratitude" by Beastie Boys
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
GOOD TIMES GONE!
AND YOU MISSED EM!
WHAT'S GONE WRONG
IN YOUR SYSTEM?!
The boos begin the second the guitar hits and the green lights flood the arena. Touchdown and Cooldown come out stylin and profilin'. Touchdown laid back smoking a cigarette and grinning at the negativity whilst Cooldown actively taunts the fans, going up to front row members at random and insulting their physical appearance like an asshole.AND YOU MISSED EM!
WHAT'S GONE WRONG
IN YOUR SYSTEM?!
-Announcer introduces each man with their name and a single nickname each.-
"OUTTA CONTROL!
HARD TO REGULATE!
ANYTHING GOES!!!!!!"
HARD TO REGULATE!
ANYTHING GOES!!!!!!"
Touchdown tosses the microphone to Cooldown.
"SUCK! OUR! DICKS!"
The duo bask in the vitriol of the crowd.
TEAM IN-RING INFORMATION
TEAM DISPOSITION: Choose from options below:
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL | R E N E G A D E S FUCKYOURRULES FUCK UNC FUCK YOU!
TENDENCY TO CHEAT: Choose from options below:
Sometimes
MOTIVATION TO COMPETE: Delete all that DO NOT apply:
Financial Gain; you just want to get rich through competing (BOTH)
Passion; you live and breathe wrestling, winning or losing doesn't matter to you (BOTH)
Glory; you just want to win and nothing else matters to you (Cooldown)
Gold; you only care about winning Championships and being the best (BOTH)
Punishment; you just want to inflict as much pain as possible to everyone (Cooldown again....wtf)
GIMMICK: The bits are dead. Suck our dicks.
FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE: Tag Team Matches (spoiler alert hahahah), Ladder/TLC Matches (Spot monkeys), Hardcore Matches (fucked in the head)
LEAST FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE: Handicap (U can't call it that), Submission (a PISS match for the simple and not cool!), Matches they lose (wtf man did you not like our promo? Disrespectful. Shameful.)
WEAPON OF CHOICE: THE ILLUSTRIOUS, THE DANGEROUS, THE SPECTACLE CREATING TWENTY! FOOT! LADDERRRRRR (Touchdown) colt.45 (Cooldown)
WRESTLING STYLE: High-Flyer | Technician (Touchdown) | Powerhouse (Cooldown, kind of) | Hardcore
REAL LIFE COMPARISONS: The Young Bucks, The Best Friends, Edge And Christian, Lucha Brothers, D-Generation-X, Jim 'n Al
TEAM MOVE-SET INFORMATION.
COMMON MOVES (10 MIN):
Double Dropkick
Double Arm Drag
Irish Whip Assisted Running MANUEVERS
Double Superkick
Hurricanrana Into Powerbomb
All those fucking double kicks The Eliminators did
Double Chokeslam
Suplex (Cooldown) and Crossbody (Touchdown) C-C-C-COMBO
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN - It's just them trading punches on one opponent that gets faster as the crowd starts singing "The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy
Made In Boogie Street - Made in Detroit
SIGNATURE MOVES (3 MIN):
'CTE Trigger' — BTE Trigger
'The Jamrock Shuffle' — Cooldown lifts them up for a Piledriver, and Touchdown boots them in the face like fifty billion times. Cooldown then spikes them. Get fucked. HARD. As in, not soft.
'Wrestlers Court' — Cooldown locks in a Crossface Chickenwing, whilst Touchdown screams, spits and crotch chops in their face. Talmbout "TAP! TAAAAAAAAP! TAP!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FINISHING MOVES (3 MAX):
'HI-LOW (ALL CAPS! Otherwise spelt HiLow)' — TOTAL ELIMINAYTIOOOOOON - Main finisher
'DOWN BAD' — Cooldown hits a rolling Senton, Touchdown hits a 450 Frog Splash, and Cooldown fools with a Corkscrew Moonsault. (More Bang For Your Buck in case you're stupid as fuck)
'TUNA MELTZER DRIVER' — Meltzer Driver babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BIOGRAPHY
Growing up fairly mundane, neither Alastor or Jimi were particularly popular or even memorable enough to be unpopular. Aside from Jimi becoming the main drug dealer (after tattling on the other drug dealers) and Alastor being known for willingly eating anything (anything). Other than that, the two only really hung around each other. Bonded over their love of music, shows, bomb ass movies, video games, bits, getting crunk and above all else. Pro wrestling.
After school and with both expectedly not making it into college, they threw themselves headfirst into professional wrestling. Surprising almost everyone, considering how they normally were, they took to the sport as naturals. Both developing at a pace beyond their fellow trainees, physically and (surprisingly) mentally. Alastor tended to favour the athletic and daredevil side of wrestling, accruing many scars along his body over doing stupid shit in the ring. Jimi on the other hand has repeteadly stated to be "cultivating mass" for a super heavyweight run that has yet to begin, though has had the effect of adding an impressive arrays of power moves to his arsenal. The duo had found something they actually excelled at, naturally this went to their heads almost immediately and their egos expanded almost as fast as their skills.
That was a few years ago now and The Jam Rockers have grown far beyond their initial bases. Alastor developed an extremely surprising amount of fighting intelligence, often accidentally baiting people into believing he's stupider or less skilled than his and Jimi's attitudes would imply. This too has went to Alastor's head as he claims to be a true "student of the game" despite occasionally doing three standing backflips before delivering a right handed punch. The pair, while extremely easy to underestimate, are infamous for rapidly changing the pace of a match at the drop of a hat and being able to disorient and off-balance teams and opponents as they switch between flying, striking, grappling, mat wrestling, bitting and falling.
Now, with multiple tag team and singles accolades to the duos name, they sign their names on their first official contract, to go Jammin' in the UK.
TOP GUYS HAVE ARRIVED!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Future XHF Global Tag Champions
Future IPW Tag Champions
Future GUNS Tag Champions
Future J-Rok Tag Champions
Future CAR Tag Team Racing Champions
Future UW Tag Champions
Future FIRESIDE Tag Champions
Future NLW Tag Champions
Future SCCW Tag Champions
Future TAPOUT Tag Champions
Future Wrestle: UK Tag Champions
Future Hardkore World Tag Champions
Future Tag Team Of The Year XHF Awards Recipients (This will happen every year now)
Tuna Meltzer Tag Team Of The Year Award Winners (This will happen every year now)
and so on
if you're sitting there thinking "some of these feds have closed" or "This fed doesn't have tag titles"
Quit being such a little smartass and toss a football
