The Multi-Pronged Approach: PROLOGUE
Sept 6, 2024 18:08:52 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 6, 2024 18:08:52 GMT -5
*Lord Dominicus is walking through the hallway with an orange soda pop in his hand. Today is going to be a good day, he don’t care what anybody else says. He doesn’t need a fortune cookie to tell him the way he’s feeeeeeeeeeeeee…*
LD: Oh what fresh hell is this?
*Arriving in the common room/garage of the Bad to the Bone compound the DARK LORD OF WUK begins to reassess the “goodness” of the day as he looks on the table and sees a tablet PC with the shining face of the Star Trekker looking back at him.*
Trekker: Hey LD!
LD: I hate when you call me that. It’s disrespectful. What would people think if I called this title-
*He gestures to the gold belt around his waist.*
LD: -the “WUK World Championship” instead of its rightful name, the Wrestle United Kingdom World Championshp?
Trekker: They’d probably think you were normal since that’s what normal people call it.
*A brief pause. Finally he gestures at the tablet.*
LD: Anyway, what is all this about?
Trekker: I was told you needed me.
LD: Yeah, for a promo, not for a “face talk” or whatever it’s called.
Trekker: If you recall I am currently at GUNS filming a reality show contents.
LD: …Ah…yes. How is that going?
Trekker: Oh it’s real rough. Remember that time we were nice to Bud Lightbeer? Yeah he does and he won’t shut up about it. I’ve had to drink with his sorry butt so many times and let me tell you that in absolutely zero of the instances have I woken up next to George Takei. Also his name might be Buzz? I don’t think he even uses it constantly in conversation. Do we have any records on his name? Oh and don’t even get me started on Tom Phillips. I swear if he makes one more pass at me I’m going to take legal action. How did he even get a job in the first place? He does know that women are human-
LD: Yeah ok, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t actually care about any of that.
*She harrumphs from her side of the camera.*
Trekker: Oh by the way, where’s your WUK: Tag Team Championship?
*Dominicus shakes his head; fighting a war between hanging up on a woman he considers a parasite or swallowing his pride for the sake of the promo.*
LD: Oh what fresh hell is this?
*Arriving in the common room/garage of the Bad to the Bone compound the DARK LORD OF WUK begins to reassess the “goodness” of the day as he looks on the table and sees a tablet PC with the shining face of the Star Trekker looking back at him.*
Trekker: Hey LD!
LD: I hate when you call me that. It’s disrespectful. What would people think if I called this title-
*He gestures to the gold belt around his waist.*
LD: -the “WUK World Championship” instead of its rightful name, the Wrestle United Kingdom World Championshp?
Trekker: They’d probably think you were normal since that’s what normal people call it.
*A brief pause. Finally he gestures at the tablet.*
LD: Anyway, what is all this about?
Trekker: I was told you needed me.
LD: Yeah, for a promo, not for a “face talk” or whatever it’s called.
Trekker: If you recall I am currently at GUNS filming a reality show contents.
LD: …Ah…yes. How is that going?
Trekker: Oh it’s real rough. Remember that time we were nice to Bud Lightbeer? Yeah he does and he won’t shut up about it. I’ve had to drink with his sorry butt so many times and let me tell you that in absolutely zero of the instances have I woken up next to George Takei. Also his name might be Buzz? I don’t think he even uses it constantly in conversation. Do we have any records on his name? Oh and don’t even get me started on Tom Phillips. I swear if he makes one more pass at me I’m going to take legal action. How did he even get a job in the first place? He does know that women are human-
LD: Yeah ok, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t actually care about any of that.
*She harrumphs from her side of the camera.*
Trekker: Oh by the way, where’s your WUK: Tag Team Championship?
*Dominicus shakes his head; fighting a war between hanging up on a woman he considers a parasite or swallowing his pride for the sake of the promo.*
TO BE CONTINUED IN "THE MULTI-PRONGED APPROACH!"
