Post by The King on Aug 26, 2018 15:46:37 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: Feargal Nukebuster
NICKNAMES: Keyboard Warrior
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'5" / 312 lbs
(But when as normal Feargal, he's announced as 5'11" and 186 lbs, even though he clearly is not.)
HOMETOWN: Momma Gail's basement
AGE: 21
ALIGNMENT: Underdog-like face
GIMMICK: Feargal Nukebuster is a NERD with a LARGE family of cousins. He lives with his mom, Momma Gail and his 'uncle', Uncle Hogan, with it being clear to everyone but Feargal, that Rogan is fucking his mother. While he does not consider himself a wrestler, he does claim to be a wrestling smark. He features on the sitcom, Feargal HQ, where he's often seen in problems that require him to wrestle to sort it out, check out this RP if you don't know what I mean: xhf09.proboards.com/thread/7693/feargal-season-episode-quest-beauty In fact, check it out anyways, you'll be missing out on the show's pilot otherwise. (Fun fact: Feargal doesn't know his life is a sitcom, he's been told it's a National Geographic documentary narrated by David Attenborough about the wild insects living in and out of Momma Gail's basement.)
Now we get to the more interesting part of his gimmick, the 'Nukebuster' side... So, I'm presuming you know who the Hulk is... If you don't, then I'll sound like a genius, which is good, so pretend you don't know who the Hulk is... Now Feargal has some sort of strange power that when it comes to being beaten up and destroyed by his opponent, he suddenly becomes a monster, genius eh. See, when the match starts, Feargal will wrestle in his brown suit and tie combo, glasses upon his face. During this time, he will be beaten down and destroyed, an underdog more under-doggy than Rocky Balboa himself! The opponent will mock him for his lack of offence and berate him for being such a "NERD", "Dork" or plain old wrestling "smark"! When Feargal finally hits his signature move, "TAP", a couple dozen punches to the face at rapid speed in which the audience will chant the words "TAP" "TAP" "TAP" as though the sound of a keyboard, Feargal will rip off his suit and tie, the glasses flying off aswell, and become Feargal Nukebuster, the 312 lbs, 6'5" giant of a wrestler. During this time, he will dominate his opponent(s), absolutely destroying them from end to end as the crowd lap it all up. He will finish off his opponents with the "ATOMIC BOMB" or the "ALT-F5", sometimes even through the ring itself!
PICBASE: Brock Lesnar with glasses as standard Feargal / The Beast, Brock Lesnar as Feargal Nukebuster
APPEARANCE:
TWITTER: Feargal is too smarky for Twitter, he prefers to take things to Reddit. (Mainly because I'm lazy as fuck and can't be asked.)
BIOGRAPHY
The Keyboard Warrior, Feargal Nukebuster, grew up in Momma Gail's basement from the early age of birth. Rarely going outside to play, Nukebuster would only be seen in the school's library or his mom's basement, occasionally popping up at his various cousin's places of work around the age of eighteen. Feargal doesn't know who his father is, with his mom going so far as to say it could be any Tom, Dick or Jeffery Viper. But, regardless of who's testicles he originated from, it's widely accepted that he doesn't inherit his 'Nukebuster' side from Momma Gail. Feargal also believes Uncle Rogan to be his real life uncle, so for the love of god let's hope he doesn't find them in bed together one day, actually, season finale maybe? Never the less, Feargal has it rough, and so has his raw red stick, so there's no doubt most males over the age of 14+ can relate to him on such a personal level. Oh, he as a lisp aswell, don't worry, you'll get used to it.
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
- Oh hey I didn't thee you there! (Usually to a camera when it's recording him.)
- TIME TO BEAT THOME MEAT!
- Who you gonna call? Nukebuthter!
MOVESET, STYLE & ENTRANCE
FINISHERS:
- "ATOMIC BOMB" (Powerbomb into sitting pinning position, delivered like the Razor's Edge!)
- "ALT F5!" (The F5, duh!)
SIGNATURES:
- "TAP!" (A couple dozen punches to the face at rapid speed in which the audience will chant the words "TAP" "TAP" "TAP" as though the sound of a keyboard, Feargal will rip off his suit and tie, the glasses flying off aswell, and become Feargal Nukebuster, the 312 lbs, 6'5" giant of a wrestler.)
- "THE POP BUSTAH" (A devastating Brainbuster!)
- "DIRTSHEET" (Gorilla Press Slam, symbolism of hitting the rock bottom of the wrestling community.)
- "NUCLEAR HEAT" (A crippler crossface!)
OTHER MOVES (As standard Feargal):
- Crossbody
- Slap
- Jab
- Forearm strike
- Leg drop
- body-slam, Hulk Hogan to Andre style.
OTHER MOVES (As Feargal Nukebuster):
- GERMAN SUPLEX
- RUNNING POWERSLAM
- TORTURE RACK
- SPINEBUSTER
- HEADBUTT
- CLOTHESLINE
- LOU THEZ PRESS
WRESTLING STYLE:
Brawler / Entertainer
ENTRANCE THEME:
"Chariots of Fire" by Vangelis
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
Chariots of Fire bursts out into the arena through the PA as the crowd go wild for the sensational under-doggy known as Feargal! We cut to backstage where we see Feargal's mother walk to the door of his room down in her basement, a "GAMERZ ZONE" sign dangling to one side, on a nail half connected to the chipped door. She knocks on it, a red laundry basket in her right hand. The door SWINGS open and smashes her against the wall. Out-steps Feargal, in his brown suit and tie combo, glasses tilted to one side on his solemn face. His fingers, covered in orange Cheetos, his suit, covered in spilt lemonade and energy drink. He walks up the stairs out of his mother's basement, as we cut back to the arena and the screaming fans. Then, from the stage, comes Feargal. He slowly makes his way onto the ramp, very shy and confined, waving timidly at the audience of fans, a little smile creeps across his face, like his favorite meme, Pepe or whatever it's called. Within his hand is a bottle of Monster energy drink, and without any hesitation at all, he guzzles it into his mouth and drops the can. He heads straight to the ring and walks up it using the ring-steps, standing on the outside of the ropes. The lights shut off and only a spotlight remains on Feargal, he SPITS the Monster energy right into the air as the fans explode with excitement.
MANAGED BY
NAME: Kim Kardashian
GIMMICK: She's always looking for the camera, trying to steal as much spotlight as she can. She doesn't actually care about her 'boyfriend's' matches, she just wants to make as much noise as she can like the fat-assed squealing pig she is. She will often try to help Feargal when it comes to matches, not believing he can do it on his own, when he very clearly can. This will often result in Feargal kindly asking the referee if he can "thend her to the back", in which the referee gladly agrees, garnering a massive pop from the crowd as he does his over-the-top "Get out of here!" finger point of doom towards the entrance ramp, Feargal sometimes joining in aswell.
PICBASE: Kim Kardashian
APPEARANCE: Very, very, very, very, very slutty.
MANAGEMENT STYLE:
- Very slutty; did I mention that before?
- Always seeking the camera.
- Doesn't care about Feargal.
- Will often try and interject herself into the match for more exposure.
- Absolutely despised by the fans.
SIGNATURE MOVE: (max 1)
- "Kim K's branded perfume" She will spray this into the opponent's face behind the referee's back, making sure the camera gets a clear shot of the bottle.
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
W/L/D:
- 4/2/0
EVERYTHING EVER FEARGAL:
- Feargal has a GIRLFRIEND?! [9/3/18]
- Feargal to star in brand new feature film ALONGSIDE Kim K?! [9/9/18]
- Feargal HQ: Season 1: Episode 1
- Feargal HQ: Season 1: Episode 2
- Feargal HQ: Season 1: Episode 3
- Feargal HQ: Season 1: Episode 4
ALL ABOUT YOU!
YOUR NAME: Swann
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US? I have...... connections.....
