Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 21, 2021 23:16:13 GMT -5
"One, two
On the field I remember you were incredible
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
On the field I remember you were incredible
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
The crowd was going crazy, as the referee turned his back to try to slow down the ruckus. In the confusion, Dane grabbed one of the crutches he brought to the ring and broke it over Osland's back while he was distracted. The referee didn't see it either. These are the kind of slick tactics that we've grown to know Dane is capable of. As Osland dropped to the mat, Dane hobbled over to him and found the strength to get him up in the air and planted him head first into the mat with a Star Driver~!! The referee was in position, and he made the three count!
"On the field I remember you were incredible
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
Just then a replay video hit the big screen, where everyone watched to see if Dane's shoulders had in fact come off the canvas in time. The first angle appeared that he didn't! Timeless was telling the truth. Gus was shocked, and apologized to Timeless for not believing him. Timeless then warned Dane to stay away from him, because putting his hands on an official would mean a serious fine!
"On the match with the boys you think you're alone
With the pain that you drained from love"
With the pain that you drained from love"
Adrien Cochrane by all rights is having a tough night, coming up just short against the young fireplug Jay Stevens was nothing to be ashamed of, but the sting of loss was still there.
Cochrane was toweling sweat out of his hair…
When he was met at full speed by the Aurochs who using a spear drove himself and Cochrane through a nearby wall and into what used to be an office, but had been renovated into a rubble-strewn mess.
Scott Steel and Eric Dane followed in tow.
"In a car with a girl
Promise me she's not your world
'Cause Andy, you're a star"
Promise me she's not your world
'Cause Andy, you're a star"
Eric Dane, the only Champion in NPW that matters, made a big to-do of displaying the jewel-encrusted North American Double-Crown title belt on the table for all to enjoy. His smile was a mile wide, gleaming just as brightly as the plates on that shiny new fifteen pounds of gold and platinum. Finally he poured himself a hefty glass of Lock Stock and Barrel 16 Year Rye and took his seat between his two enforcers.
Everyone in the room began firing questions at the newly christened Syndicate. The Only Star slowly sipped at his whiskey
"Get down"
[Transcript]
Joseph Mack.
Now you…
You’ve made yourself quite the impact. You’ve been a bigger thorn in my side than anybody else combined and with less experience, no resume, and no discernable redeeming qualities past a set of abs that’ve got Dylan Black masturbating with his salty jelly-filled tears.
I’ll tell you what, Joe. As you’ve done the most with the least, hanging in there with me a couple of weeks back and even eliminating my man Jesse from the SWAT Rumble, I’m gonna go against my better judgement and I’m gonna offer one last olive branch to you. No disrespect this time, none of that kiss-the-ring bullshit, a serious offer.
Join the Syndicate.
"Leave your number on the locker and I'll give you a call
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
[Closed Captioned]
The shot opens on Joseph Mack, sitting on the balcony of his apartment, beer in hand, dressed warmly for the cold night.
“Alright, to be fair it was a mostly respectful offer, but we’ll get to that. A genuine offer to join the Syndicate, one last time. What’s the old line, ‘insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different result’, something like that? I don’t think you’re crazy Dane, but I think you might as well stop beating your head against this wall. Answer’s still no, answer’s always gonna be no.”
"Leave your legacy in gold on the plaques that line the hall
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah"
What he doesn't see is Dylan's at his feet now, he's hyped up and ready to take him down! But what Dylan doesn't see is his 10 pounds of gold clobbering him from behind! The ref sees this, enraged, and only as Dylan's unconscious corpse hits the floor does Dane turn around to see the bane of his existence, motherfucking "Timeless" Alex Turner with the X*Crown in hand and Dylan at his feet.
Winner: The X*Crown Champion Dylan Black via DQ
The red in Dane's eyes is so... red, that you'd think they're just blood packets. He stomps over to Timeless and the two butt heads, Dane going bonkers at Timeless for his lack of respect, he cost his the title, blah blah-OOF!
The element of surprise is in full effect tonight, Dane's eyes bug out as Roxy knocks him in the bells with an uppercut from hell! She has the Double Crown title in hand, where did that come from? Timeless hands over the X*Crown, not done with these two yet. He kicks Dylan out of the way and stalks Dane, who's slowly struggling to make it back to his feet. Running on pure rage, he is. Timeless gives him a punch to the back of his head, to make sure he doesn't resist, before lifting him and dropping him with Dane's own move! STARRDRIVERRR!
"On the streets such a sweet face jump in town
In the staff room the verdict is in"
In the staff room the verdict is in"
After a time, Dane shakes his head and rolls his eyes before tapping a couple of buttons and setting up Zoom or Skype or Facebook Messenger or whatever people use now to record and send video. He taps the red dot and begins recording.
Eric rolls off a bit of paper, folding it to its proper ass-wiping size.
Pausing momentarily, the NPW Champion wipes. After dropping the paper, he returns his attention to the recording phone and smirks
"In a car with a girl
Promise me she's not your world
'Cause Andy, you're a star
In nobody's eyes but mine"
Promise me she's not your world
'Cause Andy, you're a star
In nobody's eyes but mine"
Steel blinked ferociously, before sliding in a pair of brass knuckles to Dane. Dane slid them on his hand, and when LD turned around after watching Gus admonish JJ. WHAM!
Dane caught LD clean.
Dane tossed the Knux back to Steel, who somehow knew what to do with them. He launched them into the crowd, never to be seen again. JJ told Gus to look in the ring, where LD was out cold, and Dane was in the midst of picking him up. The referee turned around, and watched as Eric Dane lifted LD up, and drove him down to the mat with a vicious Star Driver. The referee was in position to make the count.
1...2...3...
"Andy, you're a star
In nobody's eyes but mine"
In nobody's eyes but mine"
Cont.
As Gus was about to present Dane with the championship, Scott Steel Snatched it and handed it to Dane instead. Jesse Jamester took the Haliburton briefcase, and held onto it for the 'champ.'
The three members of the Syndicate raised their hands in unison, as Steel presented Dane with the championship.
As Gus was about to present Dane with the championship, Scott Steel Snatched it and handed it to Dane instead. Jesse Jamester took the Haliburton briefcase, and held onto it for the 'champ.'
The three members of the Syndicate raised their hands in unison, as Steel presented Dane with the championship.
"Andy, you're a star
In nobody's eyes
In nobody's eyes but mine"
In nobody's eyes
In nobody's eyes but mine"
Cont.
Lord Dominicus was shaking the cobwebs, and seemed uncomfortable for a variety of reasons. Perhaps it was falling 'just short' of his goal to be the ONLY Singles Champion in Northern Pro Wrestling. Perhaps it was the overwhelming support that the fans seemed to be tossing his way. However, it would be accurate to surmise that he is the lesser of the two evils. Then of course, it was the fact that three members of the Northern Pro locker room felt compelled to put a stop to The Syndicate's plans of unmasking him, and humiliating him even further.
Lord Dominicus was shaking the cobwebs, and seemed uncomfortable for a variety of reasons. Perhaps it was falling 'just short' of his goal to be the ONLY Singles Champion in Northern Pro Wrestling. Perhaps it was the overwhelming support that the fans seemed to be tossing his way. However, it would be accurate to surmise that he is the lesser of the two evils. Then of course, it was the fact that three members of the Northern Pro locker room felt compelled to put a stop to The Syndicate's plans of unmasking him, and humiliating him even further.
Cont.
Lord Dominucus hopped the guard rail and exited through the crowd
Lord Dominucus hopped the guard rail and exited through the crowd
