Dominicus and the Ebony Stones 4: CATCH-UP PAGE!
Jan 29, 2021 22:13:59 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 29, 2021 22:13:59 GMT -5
Hello everyone! If you’re from NPW and wondering where this week’s promo is, it’s over in FIRESIDE! [CLICK HERE!]
If you’re from FIRESIDE, then let me catch you up on the current storyline for Lord Dominicus!
As you may or may not know, Lord Dominicus is the DARK LORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL- he’s also the NPW NACWC- which is a mouthful to say but for a while he was the only active singles champion in NPW. As far as LD is concerned, that means he’s the real world-level champion of the company. Eric Dane probably disagrees but he disagrees with pretty much anything aside from what he thinks.
However, things haven’t been bright for Lord Dominicus lately. You see, after inquiring to Santa Claus about how much coal he’d be receiving for Christmas it was revealed that the most awful thing possible had happened- Lord Dominicus had been put on the Nice List due to accidentally benevolent behavior in 2020.
Humiliated, LD sought out some way to get his evil mojo back. Assuming that it was some sort of place of wisdom and knowledge, he made his way to a local comic book store and found out from the cashier about another evil dude’s quest for various gemstones that’d grant him power. Inspired, Lord Dominicus decided to go on a quest to retrieve the “Ebony Stones.” What are the Ebony Stones? Uh….well they’re black….rocks? Mostly rocks? There was a lot of work-shopping with the cashier and it turns out that comic peddlers and super villains are not good at geology.
After deciding to embark on this quest, Lord Dominicus enlisted the services of the XHF Network’s resident metal smith (and occult expert), Psychotic Goth. It went uh….fine? Anyway, Goth agreed to make a metal glove, called the “MIDNIGHT CLAW” for Dominicus to store the Ebony Stones once they are gathered so as to utilize their full power. Wait? What? Goth didn’t use any of those terms exactly and also referred to it as a weapon? F-[CENSORED].
Lord Dominicus doesn’t know much about geology. But do you know who does? A geologist! With this knowledge, and having totally misunderstood what he was looking for, Lord Dominicus entreated a mineral scientist to help him retrieve the first stone on the list: OBSIDIAN!
After being given the shiny black rock, LD needed a not shiny black rock- specifically COAL. And who is the most famous dealer in coal? Why Santa Claus of course! Lord Dominicus tracked jolly old Saint Nick to his home, which conveniently is in town as it turns out. Although he was on the *shudder* nice list, Santa decided to cough up the firestarter.
Which brings us up to now! Taking along his EVIL FRIEND and sometimes tag-team partner, Lord Dominicus has embarked on a quest to retrieve from the earth a mighty stone: ASPHALT! How does that go? READ THE PROMO TO FIND OUT!
Hopefully this has been informative to you. If you’d like to read more in-depth, just click on all the links!
If you’re from FIRESIDE, then let me catch you up on the current storyline for Lord Dominicus!
DOMINICUS AND THE EBONY STONES:
CATCH-UP PAGE
CATCH-UP PAGE
As you may or may not know, Lord Dominicus is the DARK LORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL- he’s also the NPW NACWC- which is a mouthful to say but for a while he was the only active singles champion in NPW. As far as LD is concerned, that means he’s the real world-level champion of the company. Eric Dane probably disagrees but he disagrees with pretty much anything aside from what he thinks.
However, things haven’t been bright for Lord Dominicus lately. You see, after inquiring to Santa Claus about how much coal he’d be receiving for Christmas it was revealed that the most awful thing possible had happened- Lord Dominicus had been put on the Nice List due to accidentally benevolent behavior in 2020.
Humiliated, LD sought out some way to get his evil mojo back. Assuming that it was some sort of place of wisdom and knowledge, he made his way to a local comic book store and found out from the cashier about another evil dude’s quest for various gemstones that’d grant him power. Inspired, Lord Dominicus decided to go on a quest to retrieve the “Ebony Stones.” What are the Ebony Stones? Uh….well they’re black….rocks? Mostly rocks? There was a lot of work-shopping with the cashier and it turns out that comic peddlers and super villains are not good at geology.
After deciding to embark on this quest, Lord Dominicus enlisted the services of the XHF Network’s resident metal smith (and occult expert), Psychotic Goth. It went uh….fine? Anyway, Goth agreed to make a metal glove, called the “MIDNIGHT CLAW” for Dominicus to store the Ebony Stones once they are gathered so as to utilize their full power. Wait? What? Goth didn’t use any of those terms exactly and also referred to it as a weapon? F-[CENSORED].
Lord Dominicus doesn’t know much about geology. But do you know who does? A geologist! With this knowledge, and having totally misunderstood what he was looking for, Lord Dominicus entreated a mineral scientist to help him retrieve the first stone on the list: OBSIDIAN!
After being given the shiny black rock, LD needed a not shiny black rock- specifically COAL. And who is the most famous dealer in coal? Why Santa Claus of course! Lord Dominicus tracked jolly old Saint Nick to his home, which conveniently is in town as it turns out. Although he was on the *shudder* nice list, Santa decided to cough up the firestarter.
Which brings us up to now! Taking along his EVIL FRIEND and sometimes tag-team partner, Lord Dominicus has embarked on a quest to retrieve from the earth a mighty stone: ASPHALT! How does that go? READ THE PROMO TO FIND OUT!
Hopefully this has been informative to you. If you’d like to read more in-depth, just click on all the links!
